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Not getting the gold

I wonder, do they make a tin foil medal for these athletic rejects?

Not getting the gold

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gymnasts,  gymnastics,  breaks and crashes,  owned,  accidents

Comments to Not getting the gold

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2009-09-23T04:20:12Z says:

    Fucking funny, i really liked :15

  • Steven_Seagull
    Steven_Seagull 2009-09-23T04:22:03Z says:

    gotta love laugh tracks.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-23T12:02:21Z says:

      i fucking hate canned laughter.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-09-23T13:09:31Z says:

      but you know when to laugh!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-09-23T17:17:29Z says:

      sounds like this shit is straight from AFV

  • cold
    cold 2009-09-23T04:50:34Z says:

    athletic rejects? that's pretty funny considering every one of those people in the video were more athletic than you'll ever be, morgan.

    • LdyMorgan
      LdyMorgan 2009-09-23T06:10:08Z says:

      I was an Olympic team member before I broke my back you waste of carbon, what have you ever done?

    • roozer
      roozer 2009-09-23T07:42:47Z says:

      dicksucking is not an olympic sport, no matter what your dad says.

    • cold
      cold 2009-09-23T07:46:23Z says:

      what's your name then? what years? i was a class 1(Level 10) gymnast, but quit to focus on college. i might have made it as an elite if i tried, but i'm doing this thing with my life called "becoming a physician" so that i can pursue helping people as opposed to lingering on past completely selfish accomplishments.

    • toolshed51
      toolshed51 2009-09-23T08:09:55Z says:

      or you could both stfu

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-09-23T08:18:27Z says:

      I don't know what specifically you are focusing on mr. cold, but doctors don't do shit but charge insane amounts of money to hypochondriacs and then poison them to death. 120,000 American's died last year as a result of doctors.
      Want to heal someone? Stop them from drinking water with fluoride and chlorine in it, get them to stop eating cheeseburgers and start eating organic raw fruits and vegetables, get them to stop sitting in their dark living room watching TV 3 hours a day and start getting sunshine because vitamin D is essential to your existence.
      I don't get sick thanks to a lot of this sort of logic. Fuck the entire medical industry and fuck anyone who hands out drugs like candy claiming it solves the problem and not just masks the symptoms.
      The cure for cancer involves keeping your body internally clean, not getting filled with radioactive poison.

    • Botfly
      Botfly 2009-09-23T10:37:15Z says:

      American doctors are shit and you are a fucking loon.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-23T12:03:51Z says:

      Sounds a good job. Charge loads o money and poison them.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-23T12:04:15Z says:

      FUCK YOU PINJAS

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-23T12:04:55Z says:

      anyway morgan, you've been called out here, tell us all about the olympic team

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2009-09-23T20:28:03Z says:

      Yes, this Olympic career, let's hear all about it...

    • cold
      cold 2009-09-24T08:06:00Z says:

      Actually, Pinjas... I'm going into Emergency Medicine. Soooooo you can shut up now. And back to ldymorgan... watch out, because Bela, Steve and Beth Rybacki, and Valeri Liuken might be a phonecall away from me. So try not to lie.

    • cold
      cold 2009-09-24T08:10:16Z says:

      found her reply fail after i posted that ^... she wasn't even in the olympics, what a misleading cunt.

  • roozer
    roozer 2009-09-23T08:00:05Z says:

    she wasn't completely selfish; she pleased many a dick.

    • roozer
      roozer 2009-09-23T08:02:12Z says:

      acid fail

  • Squidley
    Squidley 2009-09-24T00:27:26Z says:

    They were just kids. Some of them not even teens yet. Even the best athletes made mistakes like this.

  • LdyMorgan
    LdyMorgan 2009-09-24T05:46:14Z says:

    For the record I was slated to be on the 1984 summer olympic team. I was an equestrian but during the international horseshow I was thrown from my horse and fractured my spine in 3 places. I was never able to compete and thus removed from the roster. I trained 14 hours a day and had made it my LIFE goal to train to be the best but it was taken away from me because of a stupid accident. I don't owe you or anyone an explanation, fuck you and your mother that threw me off in the show.

    • cold
      cold 2009-09-24T08:08:58Z says:

      so... besides the reply fail, HORSE RIDING IS A FUCKING JOKE AND SHOULDN'T BE IN THE OLYMPICS. THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU WENT TO THE OLYMPICS FOR CURLING, SO YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY AN ELITE ATHLETE. Gymnastics is 1000 times harder than riding a fucking horse - FACT.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-09-24T08:16:18Z says:

      Have you got a bur under your saddle? Someone forget to tighten your cinch?

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-24T10:03:43Z says:

      TEE-HEE

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-24T10:03:52Z says:

      in caps

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-09-24T10:08:25Z says:

      sucks to be you morgan

LdyMorgan
posted September 23, 2009

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