This woman looks like someone I used to work with. Yeah I know I just pulled a Smerf but it's true. She randomly gave me $5 to get her a folder, she probably wanted my cock or something.
"smerf is 45 and you´re 39 and still virgin and masturbate with micro pizza." are those similar to bagel bites? Lol, because if so fuck you PlantFeces.
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"Bad side" implies that there is a "good" side to this.
unless shes 2D.. then she only has 1 side..
WTF is this shit?
Don't act like you don't recognize your own grandmother
Shit if my grandmother looked like that bitch on the left I would be my own grandfather
Funny, its the same bitch nimrod.
It looks like she received down syndrome between pictures.
thank god someone doesnt have to wear glasses around here...
Same fucking woman asshat.
asshat...mmm...sounds familiar
It should. I think I've called you that before.
eh...fuck u...I would bone either one and put a trophy on my mantle piece...nice old pussy!
smooberf!
Dik is the king of Noobs...and you are the king of Moobs...fat mexican!
...Mexican? I'm just about the whitest guy on the planet!
google smerf...c what u get
and I am the whitest...cromwell son!!
His name is invalid because every time he inserts his penis in a vagina it comes out saying that,looks like someones hiding a secret!!!!
WoW! Wtf? It's Invalid cause that's the response I got when I tried to login with my old I.D. thus INVALID!
Oh?
Which retard were you before?
I'd hit...them. (flame on)
invalid=cracksmackula.
The error is definitely located somewhere between the chair and the keyboard.
This woman looks like someone I used to work with. Yeah I know I just pulled a Smerf but it's true. She randomly gave me $5 to get her a folder, she probably wanted my cock or something.
I was just about to say you pulled a Smerf, but you beat me to it in your own post.
She probably wanted you get her a folder.
Maybe she wanted both?
Wow... I have my own euphemism!
She probably wanted your cock to meet with 'her' cock.
"To pull a Smerf" isn't a euphemism. Maybe idiom would be better.
my ex neighbour had an idiom..back in noob school
she's got thick thighs
tastee
She's got thick everything.
good!
Even her breath is thick.
Stharthky thinks thick thighs are tho thecthy... oopths... thorry.
Thorry for what, taking her Avatar?
Athhole.
you bunch of fagth!
shut the fuck up
you shut the fuck up, piss ant!
I'd hump that shit until the cows come home.
I believe she may actually be one of the cows.
A salt pack and a week in the smokehouse and that would be some high quality ham.
Hank and Smerf would be happy now when girls in there age is on MS.
Do you know how old Smerf is?
Oh wait, you're an imbecile. I almost forgot for a moment there.
smerf is 45 and you´re 39 and still virgin and masturbate with micro pizza.
You lose again.
I won and always will do
Smerf's not 45 you idiot. He's more like 23 or 24.
You lose.
ya smerf is 21 22 23...you can tell by the moob rings
epic fail plantshit
Eh, it was just ok.
he's 45 , flawless victory Planshit wins.
"smerf is 45 and you´re 39 and still virgin and masturbate with micro pizza." are those similar to bagel bites? Lol, because if so fuck you PlantFeces.
*Deep voice* "Redsun..Wiiiiinnnsss...Fatality"
pwntshit.
doesn´t mather , not even if the hole world would consider me to be the loser i wouldnt change my mind. Plantshit is the best and always will be
that is not a good quality, but ok.
good grief.
look at those thunderous thighs!
i bet she was really hot back in the 20's
Wow
you are right
goon
damn i cant do it like you
Its my trade mark.
You may not pass!
what
trademark?
Trademark
infringement!!
You really don't need
That many fucking line breaks.
Who
Does?
Break-
dancers?
More Like
Line Dancers.
Shit.
shit
is
righ
t.
about
to
get
annoying.
mmmm...cottage cheese.
So....Numpty is the one with the Grannie fetish?
i thought this was numpty...either way gross.
*shudders*
i don't see what's so special about this?
Not enough cock in it for you?
not enough potter-cock in it for me..
this needs more POTTER-COCK!1
everything needs more potter-cock!@
and cowbell, while we're at it.