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  • skulk
    skulk 2009-02-13T05:17:58Z says:

    I'll change your diaper

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-02-13T05:20:36Z says:

    Second row, middle: "Take yo picture, you white-motha-fucka."

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-02-13T05:25:35Z says:

      First picture: "Bro, did you see that Foo Fighters show? Fuckin' rocked!"

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-02-13T05:26:53Z says:

      Bottom row middle sells "Real Change" outside the Wallingford QFC.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-13T05:54:44Z says:

      Second Row, left: "I never touched that bitch Nicole. And the gloves didn't fit!"

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-02-13T06:01:14Z says:

      All rows, all pictures aside from the chicks and the hipster douche: "I was going to go to the NBA, but then..."

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-02-13T06:02:34Z says:

      Also, top row middle, looks like his dad fucked a deer.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-02-13T07:02:37Z says:

      Bottom row middle : "I voted for Obama because my last litter was 9 deep son, I got more kids than KinderCare mothafucka."

    • Endbn3
      Endbn3 2009-02-13T15:27:46Z says:

      third row far right.....you bitches can have the rest

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T15:53:44Z says:

      First pic..."Whatta got you gotta give it to yo momma."
      LOL Cap'n...spot on with the OJ thing.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T15:54:03Z says:

      Black people are very close to aliens...funny heads.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-13T16:27:45Z says:

      'LOL Cap'n...spot on with the OJ thing.'

      I was just scanning down the page & that made me read the thread to check for insults.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T16:33:40Z says:

      STFU you thick Northern cunt.
      Hi the other OJ.

  • JerkStore
    JerkStore 2009-02-13T06:27:05Z says:

    These are probably the black people that voted for Obama just cause he is black.

    • PreludePatrick
      PreludePatrick 2009-02-13T06:39:21Z says:

      So what makes these guys any different than the rest of the USA's black population? They all just voted for him b/c he was black..niggers think it's gonna be a free ride with this guy in office. Cmon...apes can't learn politics!

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-02-13T07:03:15Z says:

      But they can punch there Obama vote with their tale like a mothafucka.

    • cold
      cold 2009-02-13T07:36:10Z says:

      so i've come to terms with the fact that black people are the most racist people(in general), and obama getting like 95% of the black vote kind of proves my point... but prelude you're just a bigot and a dumbass.

    • MikeekiM
      MikeekiM 2009-02-13T08:35:33Z says:

      if a muchoer ran, who many of u would vote for him?

    • MikeekiM
      MikeekiM 2009-02-13T08:35:56Z says:

      ok bad example. nvm

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-13T16:28:30Z says:

      I wouldn't vote for a Muchoer out of spite.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T16:45:32Z says:

      I would make a great world leader.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-13T16:57:48Z says:

      My paternal dictatorship would pwn your participative democracy...

      http://psychology.about.com/library/quiz/bl-leadershipquiz.htm

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T17:01:39Z says:

      I'm not reading your link, you filthy 'Ovis-loving white-chink.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-13T17:02:27Z says:

      You'd spend all of you money faster than Homer, trying to keep everyone happy, Whereas I'd have a bigger house than Mugabe.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T17:02:43Z says:

      ...and 'paternal dictatorsip' hmmm? You mean, you want to feltch us all and say 'who's yo daddy, who's yo motherfucking daddy!'
      Lord of Gays.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T17:05:49Z says:

      fuck man you are a fucking douche..get the fuck out

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T17:06:11Z says:

      ebaums you dirty whore

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T17:08:07Z says:

      ....you're melting faster than Frosty at his Mexican highschool reunion, dikless...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T04:41:51Z says:

      A frosty the snowman joke? Really? Jesus Christ.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T04:42:12Z says:

      Rudolph the red nosed reindeer called...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T04:42:28Z says:

      He says "Fuck you."

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-14T14:42:56Z says:

      Quit shining your nose, faggot.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-15T03:38:06Z says:

      Don't call me names, Prancer.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T06:04:49Z says:

      How's your asshole feel after the blitzin'?

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-02-13T06:38:57Z says:

    Here's a little political placement test some of you buttholes might enjoy..

    http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html

    It's only nine questions long. I'd be interested in hearing your results..

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-02-13T06:52:27Z says:

      Centrist.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-02-13T07:04:29Z says:

      3rd way, wait I didn't take the test because I have a college education and I do not need a leftest website trying to convert me to communism. Fuck off pinko.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-13T07:13:22Z says:

      Leftist? Pussyhands has a "Jump to Conclusions" mat it seems.. take the test you fucking pussy!

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-02-13T07:21:22Z says:

      Somehow I scored as a Libertarian.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-02-13T08:24:40Z says:

      80% personal and 100% economic libertarian
      im not suprised

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-13T12:56:08Z says:

      Most people will score highly as a Libertarian if they do those kinds of tests alone. If they answer those questions in front of other people, however, they tend to try to give the answers that they think everyone else approves of.

      So my conclusion is that about 90% of people are Libertarians but also about 90% of people are fucking pussies.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T14:02:32Z says:

      it said i was gay

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2009-02-13T14:04:56Z says:

      that test is fucking stupid, because the questions are too open-ended and not clearly defined. e.g. the question on govt censorship: you're "supposed" to think "censorship = bad" unless you're smart enough to consider child porn... and if you don't think that should be censored, you're a sick fuck. (insert your own joke here.)

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2009-02-13T14:22:53Z says:

      Libertarian! Holla!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-13T14:57:45Z says:

      Centrist

      'Depending on the issue, they sometimes favor government intervention and sometimes support individual freedom of choice.

      Centrists pride themselves on keeping an open mind, tend to oppose "political extremes," and emphasize what they describe as "practical" solutions to problems.'

      I'll go with that.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-02-13T15:36:02Z says:

      haha...tired guy is pissed cause it said he was a conservative.....there is a god!!!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T15:41:47Z says:

      Best-at-sucking-weiner failed the test.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T15:45:53Z says:

      I got Libertarian.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-13T15:54:31Z says:

      i got "not allowed to vote" :(

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-13T16:21:14Z says:

      I got libertarian. Oh, and tired guy. Fuck off. The only quiz you would accept is one that only had answers of "It's GW's fault." and "Fuck America."

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-13T16:29:50Z says:

      So, it's libertarian for the gays & centrist for the cool guys, huh...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-13T16:30:41Z says:

      The next gay who gets libertarian, post the description it gives you, I want to compare.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T00:39:26Z says:

      I don't think child porn should be censored. An image is an image, not a crime. No one is hurt when someone sees kiddie porn.

      You can argue that it's sick and it's an image of a crime and so on, but then we should also ban all porn with rape overtones. We should ban violent movies too, since people take pleasure from seeing others hurt and killed. Dead baby jokes are next.

      Someone hurts a kid, lock them up. Someone sees a picture, fuck off.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-14T00:46:50Z says:

      Fuck off and die you cunthead piece of shit. I hope you wake up tomorrow with a large, black man pouring undiluted sulphuric acid into your asshole. CUNT. I need someone else to agree with me please.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-14T02:28:26Z says:

      I agree with Wanko, 'cause I'm sure he'd let the Africans die too!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T03:14:17Z says:

      "LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and

      economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one

      that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence.

      Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose

      government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate

      diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties." --- Yep, sounds pretty gay to me. Of course, you must have put a lot of "maybes" in there Orangie, i guess that means you can be counted on to not really have an opinion on anything. How gay is that? Answer?

      I dont fucking care.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T03:27:51Z says:

      The Africans could get their shit together if our kings (fags like Bono and Oprah) would stop convincing idiot America to send aid money to that fucking shithole just so they could get richer. You toss $1 at Africa and $1.50 ends up leaving the country and ending up in the pocket of some rich fuck who pretends to care about dying aids niggers.

      And if they can't get their shit together then they can just fucking die.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-14T03:41:53Z says:

      back when i wuz allowed to vote,i wuz a registered Libertarian...reading Playboy, back in 1987, i heard them being described as "Republicans Who Like Drugs"...
      whats not to love? :)

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T03:42:01Z says:

      CruelHomo I don't agree with you because you're a cummy-smelling piece of shit, but even I wouldn't want some asshole cops coming after you because you wrote some crap on the internet.

      Yeah kiddie porn is fucked up, but we're at the point where in some countries a stupid cartoon with the Simpson's kids fucking is borderline illegal. That's more fucked up than kiddie porn. Unless someone is getting hurt, the law needs to fuck off.

      You guys are all just to pussy to say what I said because you don't want to be accused of being pedos. Well I'll say it again. Kiddie porn should be legal. Deal with that, fags.

      There is no image or video or story that should not be legal. Only the production of such things should be illegal, and only if it harms someone.

      Millions of people saw Tracy Lords getting fucked hard when she was 15. I guess they are all pedophiles who should go to jail. I think Ron Jeremy fucked her back then too... how is that predator even walking the streets?

      When I was a kid I saw myself naked in the mirror... better lock me the fuck up too.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-14T03:45:11Z says:

      kbilly? my apologies for trying to make you some sort of Redneck Poster Boy...you ARE an easy target with a name like that though...:)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-14T03:50:58Z says:

      Yeah, K-Billy, 'cause no one has ever accused me of being opinionated or of forcing my views on other people.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-14T03:51:34Z says:

      Poss, he IS a redneck poster boy.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T04:12:53Z says:

      yes i have been opinionated in the past but that does not make me anything except opinionated. If you knew me four years ago when i joined up, I said some pretty retarded shit. As every year passes I learn more, and say less retarded shit.
      And possum. Watch Reservoir Dogs. It's a classic, and you might know the history of where I got my name.

      If there was a bad teeth poster child I would say its you orangie. Or perhaps a Chav poster child? Seems fair right?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T04:36:58Z says:

      I try to say more retarded shit every year.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-14T05:09:02Z says:

      I very much doubt I missed much of your retarded shit, K-Billy. I signed up exactly 3 years ago today & I was reading peoples crap on here before that, as did most people before they made the leap.

      Bad teeth & chav? Purrr-lease, K-Billy, you want to scape the barrel a little more & whip out some more retarded stereotypes?

      Poss: K-Billy's super sounds of the 70's...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-14T05:11:16Z says:

      Well this couldn't be any better:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wnlK2nRKdk

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T05:50:14Z says:

      "it's my personal favorite."

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T05:53:38Z says:

      Anyway, I cant "scape" the barrel at all. Dont really know how. Shouldnt you be in bed? It's gotta be 6am over there. Another late night of not getting laid? HAHA. You should brush your teeth more. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T05:54:11Z says:

      In all fun Orangie :)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-14T05:58:55Z says:

      Basically

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-14T08:50:37Z says:

      I got one click to the right of raging Libertarian, as I don't think PCP and meth should be legal, the rest-yes.

      Wanko has a point though, a lot of laws sound great in theory, and are later contorted and misinterpreted as to widen their scope and exert greater control over the general populace...

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-14T08:56:14Z says:

      Clowns to the left, jokers to the right..
      How fitting!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T12:40:31Z says:

      You're assuming PCP and meth use would go up if they were legal. Like the current users care if they are illegal, or the only thing keeping most normal people from rushing out and buying a shitload of PCP is the fact that it's illegal.

      Countries with fewer drug laws or lax enforcement don't have a higher rate of drug use.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-14T14:54:42Z says:

      Very true. The illegality of drugs does not necessarily decrease the use of said drugs. And there have been studies of areas that legalized or decriminalized certain drugs and studied their rates of use and they didn't go up. The illegality of drigs just creates a bunch of criminals, criminal culture and violence due to high profit created by the law itself.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T15:13:05Z says:

      we could rake in BILLIONS if weed was legal.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T17:48:20Z says:

      We should make weed legal, and that's it. With pcp and meth people start killing each other fuckers. If you die on weed you are just a retard.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T17:49:02Z says:

      hmm... meant to say *killing each other.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-02-14T21:59:26Z says:

      Usually lawmakers make new laws to show people that they are actually doing something.They are all worthless buckets of creamy shit.Fuck all new laws...like the cell-phone law.Its already illegal to be distracted *whilst* driving..and even that is pretty fuckin stupid..if you cause an accident then you pay motherfucker

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-14T23:46:06Z says:

      I'm actually really disgusted and disappointed that nobody else here has come out and agreed that this Wanko scumbag is a sick piece of shit for his opinions. I know everyone here likes to be controversial and contrary, but I thought there were standards here...amongst all the scat and gore.
      dik? If you're watching....this is something that may make me not come here anymore...not anything you could ever say. And referring to the 'Mucho disclaimer' just doesn't cut it on this one. I guess there's one rule for that other fuckhead whunu, and another for this fuckhead.
      Sad.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:00:28Z says:

      fuck you whunu...wanko's right

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:36:28Z says:

      This site contains material intended for adult audiences. You MUST be over 18 to continue! User discretion is advised. WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING AT ALL DON'T LOOK AT OUR SITE!
      suck it you fucking pussy

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:37:16Z says:

      Child Porn for the win!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T00:43:38Z says:

      You truly are a pathetic little guy.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:50:00Z says:

      awwwwwww ...are you hurt you fucking teenager?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:50:26Z says:

      can't hack it with the big boys? you fucking wimp

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:51:10Z says:

      keep your pussy bullshit on youtube you candyass

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:51:52Z says:

      now go get your shine box!

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T00:54:29Z says:

      dik, just let it go

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T00:57:24Z says:

      you have given me so much good advice since I joined this site, so just listen to me! LET IT GO

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:57:30Z says:

      haha

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:57:38Z says:

      never

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T01:01:03Z says:

      Multi-posts aplenty huh dikwad? It's quite interesting to see you 'going in for the kill'. But are you honestly too dumb to realise you're just making yourself look pretty douchey and foolish.

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T01:05:08Z says:

      laughing out loud here :)

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T01:05:55Z says:

      ouch stop pwning me it hurts

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T01:08:26Z says:

      listen to me you fairy... coming around here desperately trying to fit in...you don't..you're a trolly fuckshit that belongs on fucking youtube...youfuckingtube...you pussy get the fuck out

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T01:10:22Z says:

      fuck you and your mother and your stupid fucking children if you ever get some hooker roofied up enough to get her pregnant

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T01:18:15Z says:

      before you make such accusations, please refer the to the correct user who made the post

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T01:23:24Z says:

      instead of that why don't you fuck off

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T01:24:47Z says:

      sorry, I`m drunk! Vodka!!!!!!

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T01:28:50Z says:

      thank you dik for playing, now go and smoke whatever you smoke

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-15T01:30:56Z says:

      face it cruel. we all still want what we wanted when we turned 13.

      Training bras.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-15T01:31:43Z says:

      lol. i mean... aww fucking fuck. you know what i mean.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-15T01:37:37Z says:

      Persona, get the fuck out, it's not your argument.

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T01:46:58Z says:

      And what are you arguing mister MrFugsmucker ?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T01:48:11Z says:

      Trying to fit in huh? LMAO. You mean like your dog has been trying to fit in to your woman's ass all week?
      Nope. Definitely not a 'fitting in' kinda guy. Please continue dikless...do you have any top-drawer flames? I mean, these have gotta be the foreplay, right? I sure hope so.
      I have no idea wtf you're talking about K-Billy.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T01:58:59Z says:

      fuck you yappy..i'm not reading all that..consider yourself pwned girlieman

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-15T02:06:56Z says:

      I'm not arguing anything, I simply said get the fuck out. It was an argument between dik and cruel, not you. Shut up and let them continue.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T02:09:29Z says:

      lol@billy

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T02:17:20Z says:

      can't we all get along?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T02:17:32Z says:

      just kidding

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T02:27:34Z says:

      I'm trying hard to see where this pwnage occurred, dikcheese. I haven't been pwned once in all my time on this site...I don't think you dribbling in your beard counts as pwnage.

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T02:42:54Z says:

      Fuck off Mrfugsmucker, you are just making a fool of your self.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T02:49:51Z says:

      persona, put down the vodka, pick up the ether

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T02:57:23Z says:

      Oh well. Another fruitless tirade of predictable shit from dik 'catweazel' nobollocks. I have to go to bed. Bye dikipoos - you piece of yellow, runny catshit. Try again tomorrow...but get some new material (ask Hank...he's rather intelligent it seems), or get a clue.
      XxX

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T03:07:00Z says:

      Possum, I believe that is what I use for anti freeze in my car!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-15T03:08:43Z says:

      Fuck you DroolHomo, you're too scared of being called a pedo to fucking think about an issue for half a minute. I, on the other hand, am actually secure in my sexuality and the fact that I dislike children in every way possible.

      All I'm saying is that if you like to jack of to kiddie porn in your mom's basement, then I don't really care. If you go out and rape little kids then it's different. One doesn't necessarily equal the other.

      I think it's just that we're different people: See, I can watch rape porn on mucho and I don't go out and rape anyone, but a guy like you can't see gay porn on the internet without also going out a getting fucked up the ass. That's probably why you have trouble seeing the distinction.

      In all seriousness I'd rather someone sat in front of their PC and jacked off to rape porn or kiddie porn or goat porn than actually went out and did it. If they're not going out and doing it, then we're trying to punish them for their fetish, and that's a slippery slope because I think we're all a little turned on by something other than lights-off missionary sex with our wives for the purposes of procreation.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T03:08:53Z says:

      so after sucking up to me didn't work.. now you're going to try sucking up to hank...dude you are weak, watery ketchup

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T03:10:39Z says:

      you aren't even good enough for store brand no name ketchup you cockless mofo..you're packet ketchup...

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T03:15:30Z says:

      possum, i dont think that you are so much older than me.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T03:23:32Z says:

      is it possible at all for you to shut your fucking face dude?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T03:24:02Z says:

      like a child at my fuckin feet while i'm talking

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T03:30:56Z says:

      you just want to be pwned dik! abusing children like that

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T03:35:40Z says:

      excuse me gaylord i've already met my pwning noob quota for the day

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T03:36:09Z says:

      if i have to pwn you that'll be overtime

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-15T03:42:23Z says:

      Purseman no one likes you. I bet you watch Oprah, because you're a fat bitch just like her.

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T03:44:05Z says:

      no more today dik, i`m tired and I have spilled a a beer on my keyboard, g89098q348yp1GQ¤&%¤)//&)/¤¤)%#%

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-15T03:45:08Z says:

      Hey I just heard that Oprah told her book club to step in front of a train to prove their loyalty.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-15T03:47:04Z says:

      (I think I just took care of our little purseman problem...)

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T03:50:50Z says:

      the important thing here is we're moving forward

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T04:00:54Z says:

      Not today wanker! Booooh!

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T04:05:13Z says:

      yes we are moving forward dik, but is just in baby steps

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T04:06:58Z says:

      listen me you fucking medium fries slinging whoreman

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T04:07:17Z says:

      haha..

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T04:07:40Z says:

      as soon as i think of something i'll say it you fag

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T04:17:23Z says:

      oh my god,i dont know who is more lost, you or me!

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T04:18:24Z says:

      well you are motherfucker..you are

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T04:20:08Z says:

      where the fuck is irish? he'd enjoy this guy...

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T04:26:58Z says:

      بعؤن عخغ that is ( get lost ) you in arabic possum

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T04:40:42Z says:

      now i get it:
      Persona = Iranian's little "nephew"

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-02-15T04:49:11Z says:

      and here i was thinking that possum was my friend and protector, and now you go and pull this crap!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T05:00:09Z says:

      Dik, you are a hypocrite. Talking like you're all hard with the child porn shit. The second some animal abuse vid comes on here you are crying like a little girl.

      Give it a fucking rest, would you, you yappy motherfucker?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T05:00:55Z says:

      At this rate of yappiness, you should take over the comment count lead in a week or two.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:12:11Z says:

      fuck ya

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:13:50Z says:

      i'm no hypocrite hank...just because i'm fucking with some fucking retarded noiob doesn't mean i mean every thing i'm saying...and fuck off for calling me names

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:14:36Z says:

      you of all people should smell bullshit

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:15:43Z says:

      fuck hank you feel like arguing with me now?? run out of noobs?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:21:40Z says:

      anyway where's your fucking loyalty? is that how it is friend?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T05:22:49Z says:

      You have taken over the noob pwning position from me, it seems. I'm not very interested in pwning noobs these days. It's gotten boring and there is no end to it.

      You, otoh, seem very angry these days. You are not the Dik I fell in love with.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-15T05:26:24Z says:

      Hehehe... you guys are cute.. with your black and white avatars.. of great American heroes... I smell true love in the air tonight!

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:26:30Z says:

      otoh?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-15T05:28:10Z says:

      Cut back on the beer, both of you.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:28:55Z says:

      nevermind i get it..i'm not angry i just don't like noobs on my lawn..

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-15T05:30:44Z says:

      Fuckin kids.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T05:44:47Z says:

      Dik, you used to be mellower. Seriously.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:52:41Z says:

      I'm always nice and mellow with my friends ..if you'd like to remain one maybe apologize for calling me a hypocrite

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T05:54:07Z says:

      i might be a little cranky today..i just dislocated my shoulder...that however has fuck all to do with you calling me a fucking hypocrite

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T06:01:05Z says:

      How about a short rap instead?

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T06:01:33Z says:

      can i apologize for hank?
      so that everyone will be friends again?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T06:01:48Z says:

      Dude was a mellow guy
      A funny fellow guy
      A wish you well ol' guy
      Now, he's the king pwner
      A real baloney moaner
      Acting like a big boner
      Chasing kids off the lawn
      Yawn.
      Bringing brawn to pwn pawns
      It's overkill
      It's over the hill old man attitude swill
      Free to kill silly noobs with
      angry flames
      But so what
      Only noobs play nooby games

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T06:06:07Z says:

      i'll assume you found a word to rhyme with apologize

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T06:06:47Z says:

      Possum, stop being such an old lady.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-15T06:08:45Z says:

      Break it up, you fairy assed faggots.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T06:09:11Z says:

      ps -persona: i aint your "protector", never was...
      i decided, drunkenly, a few weeks ago, to cut you some slack because of your self-proclaimed "language" issues...that was all
      this crap tonight is your own damn fault

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T06:11:51Z says:

      hi irish - how was the bar scene tonight?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-15T06:16:27Z says:

      I don't know. I actually took a date to a nice restraunt, caught a buzz, and got a piece. Shes gone now, I'm drunk, and i hoping for a good Mucho night.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T06:17:30Z says:

      hank, you take that back, or you'll get an orthopedic slipper upside your head

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T06:29:23Z says:

      Dude wants to hear me apologize
      Keeps staring at me with googly eyes
      Keeps daring me flaring me
      Trying to scare me
      Like a noob in his rifle scope
      But I shoot from the hip
      An apology is a eulogy
      for the death of a friendship

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T06:30:44Z says:

      ok hank...fuck you then..you started it

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-15T06:35:46Z says:

      Don't make me turn this car around!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T06:47:38Z says:

      You couldn't know what I said, Dik, because it's in rap form and we all know you don't read rap.

      Did you have someone read it for you?

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-15T06:47:42Z says:

      jesus fucking christmas!
      i'm serious here for a change:
      Dont Make Me Come Down There!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T14:33:09Z says:

      "An apology is a eulogy
      for the death of a friendship."
      That was a brilliant line. Imma have to step my game up.
      dik? I don't suck up to Hank...I respect his ability with words and his creativity. I have no reason to respect you...and am confused by anyone who WOULD respect you.
      What do you do to deserve respect from anyone? Jump on any old bandwagon and spout shit you don't truly mean...just to be in contravention to any opinion I make...because I'm such an 'annoying noob'? Get the fuck over yourself.
      We all have problems in life...and I'm sure most people here have more to worry about than a fucking dislocated shoulder, you crying little cunt.
      Demanding an apology from a good friend shows just how deluded and fanciful you have become. Disrespecful to a good friend - just because he had the strength of character to call you out on being a hypocrite...siding with anyone over me...even if they are spouting sick poison.
      So, fuck you. It's clear you have no control or power in your life right now...my guess is things aren't going as well as you'd like with your woman. Think you're the only one. Fuck you, pansy. Trying to parade yourself as omnipotent here won't improve your world in Canuckland.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T15:21:02Z says:

      Dik will never read all of that.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T15:22:46Z says:

      Rap is a very compact form. Maybe you should rhyme a bit.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T17:16:57Z says:

      Actually...don't believe the hype...I'm very confident dik reads EVERYTHING here. But, I hear ya nigga...
      I got my finger on the trigger like it's mastablasta time,
      I puked a wordy para...now I'm ready to rhyme,
      For time,
      Sublime,
      I'm spittin like it's fading fashion,
      Suckin up insults and regurgutatin with a passion.
      Noo-by, who me?
      Yeah, I'll nod if it makes you better,
      Spray you wid cold breeze if it makes you wetter.
      Before, and since...you'll never see me wince,
      Straight-tripped at ya nigger whippin,
      Bent shapeless from your finger flippin',
      Out...in my general direction,
      Confused not a bit by your limited affection.
      So, I digress...for a minute I confess,
      I'm yet to start the main direction,
      To my dik who needs attention.
      I think I got it clear,
      My posts you daily-fear,
      Try to mask 'em with your rotten pukes,
      Never puttin up your dukes.
      But, see I don't care (I love ya long hair),
      Despite your torrid love-affair,
      With your need to see me leavin',
      Ya mask has dropped - you no longer pleasin.
      You got called out - coz you losin the plot,
      Ya shit has gone cold but ya thinkin' it's hot,
      Get a grip on reality,
      Don't make this a fatality,
      Of the friends that you've made here,
      Like the end of a chilled beer.
      ...The noob further up had some good advice...let it go. But, you can't, you won't...even when a good friend sees you've gone too far, and are not the guy you used to be.
      I'm not going unless I get banned, I'm no noob (I don't make submissions...so fucking what), my presence here really annoys you - so pull some strings...and become the bitch I know you are...coz you ain't chasing me nowhere...unless it's into your woman's bed.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-15T17:51:54Z says:

      Stop.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-15T19:05:08Z says:

      I don't think dik would be a hypocrite in this case unless he said animal abuse videos should be censored by the government. I don't think he said it, but then I glaze over pretty much everything on this site that doesn't have my avatar next to it. I'm basically the only person who matters here.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T23:20:46Z says:

      When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-15T23:36:48Z says:

      is that a gay sexual reference ?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-15T23:51:43Z says:

      Only a homo would think that.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-16T00:08:30Z says:

      I thought we declared Fries gay a long time ago?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-16T00:33:34Z says:

      How come i needed to ask if it was a gay sexual reference

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-16T00:39:08Z says:

      Because you're stupid too.

  • sirtokesalot
    sirtokesalot 2009-02-13T06:46:56Z says:

    hehe...niggers

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T14:03:10Z says:

      getting pretty spammy aren't you?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T16:25:24Z says:

      Of his last 10 convos, 6 of them were this or a variation.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T16:32:02Z says:

      risky...fuck him anyway

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T16:35:50Z says:

      Nearly as risky as getting between you and a Woodstock compilation CD.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T16:40:10Z says:

      what's your problem troll? you rappy, sickening, little sore...fuck you and the relative you care about the most...you are not even a person to me

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T16:40:47Z says:

      you better quit following me around sir

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T16:42:25Z says:

      The gauntlet has geen thrown.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T16:42:59Z says:

      He said, 'sir'.
      *Clutches blown-up, photo-glossied pic of dik, Stan, and Jamiee tightly to my bare, lubed-up chest.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T16:43:36Z says:

      ...and I hate all my relatives...and yours.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T17:07:05Z says:

      i wouldn't say anything bad about my dog if i were you

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T17:09:34Z says:

      He'd make a nice floormop.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-13T17:18:19Z says:

      he would mop the floor with your whigger ass jay z

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-13T17:28:39Z says:

      ...or he could mop the floor with himself after he's spilled his cum all down your woman's asshole.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T18:24:59Z says:

      jay z, hahaha!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-14T00:16:30Z says:

      Rish eats dicks...hahaha!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-14T01:44:36Z says:

      Didn't we have the 'whigger' vs 'wigger' argument a while back? Dik is always stirring the pot.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T04:44:33Z says:

      I would have called him "gay z".

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-15T00:58:55Z says:

      i thought about gay z but it seemed to easy

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-15T01:02:42Z says:

      No you didn't, you sleazy little slaphead.

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-02-13T07:47:52Z says:

    Claude voted Obizzle huh?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-02-13T22:55:19Z says:

      (Not even with your vote)

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2009-02-13T10:59:38Z says:

    I literally LOL'd when I scrolled down to Claude....

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-02-13T22:55:40Z says:

      It took me a while to google "mad orange cat"

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-14T02:39:00Z says:

      my cats dont "threaten" me - if the shitbox is full they use my shoes...

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-02-13T12:22:59Z says:

    Just crap down the side of the litterbox like my cats used to

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2009-02-13T16:13:27Z says:

    Are these people from ACORN???

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-02-14T02:33:27Z says:

      All "those people" are from ACORN.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-14T14:56:54Z says:

      I hate those people.

  • DizzyMujahiDean
    DizzyMujahiDean 2009-02-13T17:16:22Z says:

    drug related crimes ftw

  • upube
    upube 2009-02-13T18:28:25Z says:

    those pictures look like their mug shots

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-02-13T18:57:42Z says:

      capital observation nancy drew

    • upube
      upube 2009-02-14T04:39:55Z says:

      shut the fuck up jizzmouth

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2009-02-13T20:29:44Z says:

    cat spray.....

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-02-13T21:08:50Z says:

      hey man, where have you been

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T21:57:57Z says:

      Awww, elpiss misses his only friend.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-02-13T22:15:24Z says:

      ive missed you too

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T22:26:08Z says:

      I had hoped you'd overdosed.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-02-13T22:36:51Z says:

      riiight

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-13T22:38:29Z says:

      Or at least been beaten up by one of your Johns.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-14T00:38:03Z says:

      ^lovers tiff ?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-14T00:39:12Z says:

      the best thing about arguements is the making up afterwards

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-14T00:48:36Z says:

      Like when you fall out with your right hand.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-14T01:03:24Z says:

      me and my right hand never fall out

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-14T01:13:52Z says:

      Hey, fries,wanna buy an Astra 1.8 sport?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-14T01:52:49Z says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sport? Astra? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-14T01:57:40Z says:

      I know, that's the problem...

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2009-02-14T08:18:00Z says:

      I got an Involuntary commitment on me, then I ran away and spend my time with a girl, then she got worried and together I handed over myself to the hospital. Then I have been there for a some weeks...

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-02-14T08:23:09Z says:

      a mental one you mean? i have some chick driving me insane as well

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2009-02-14T08:41:35Z says:

      yes a mental one. The cops came to my apartment(where I really live) , but I wasn't home , then I just ran away and spend some time with a girl. But she isn't the reason for anything and I'm not insane, im just confused ,lost and out of control (sometimes).

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-14T14:58:39Z says:

      Don't you live in the woods?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-14T17:46:15Z says:

      Apparently it was all part of a fantasy land. :(

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-02-15T01:33:49Z says:

      The woods are in the bubble

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-02-13T22:56:40Z says:

    ...the little chica in the 3rd row's kinda sexy, ey what?

  • rapeyourface1
    rapeyourface1 2009-02-14T01:10:04Z says:

    Claude...I didnt know you were in three six mafia. Get crunk nigga!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-14T01:45:51Z says:

      Change you fuckin avatar. You don't have the seniority to use that.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T03:46:52Z says:

      Hahah.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-14T03:47:08Z says:

      Don't use the PWN3D! one either you fucking idiot noob.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-14T14:59:43Z says:

      Mr. Cool Ice is, in reality, JamesTKirk.

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2009-02-14T04:15:50Z says:

    the gorilla at the bottom left corner
    lalz they put a shirt and a wig on him hahahahahha

    srsly not funny

  • Host
    Host 2009-04-11T05:52:13Z says:

    scary...

ClaudeBallz
posted February 13, 2009