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Comments to Obama Rly??
I luv how all these democrats like Bush in black.
Bush in black? Wtf are you talking about? That's just dumb.
it's more like bill clinton in black...
It's more like a less impressive Martin Luther King reincarnated. Having said that - go for it Obama...can't do any worse than that fucking dumbass that has finally gone...just hope he knows how to dodge bullets though. :(
*Obama that is...Bush can clearly struggle to avoid shoes.
Clinton was way blacker than Obama.
I mean he played the sax and got impeched for fucking a fat white chick. You don't get any blacker than that.
Haha. True dat.
hey, and both of them are PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
smokin cigs his entire life and hes hitting 50s? probably not much goin on down there
Leave it to elpiss to have a formula on figuring out a grown mans penis size.
HAHA
He stills plays basketball. Must be in decent shape. I didn't know he smoked.
Speaking of smoking, I got some more hash yesterday two days after I'd ran out, so we can expect a few more weeks of the kindler, gentler Hank.
it took you how many years to find a pot dealer in japan? loser.
I didn't find a pot dealer, fag. My friend has a good connection. As usual, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. You have no idea what the situation is here, yet you shoot your mouth off, eh? You stupid fuck.
They are pretty intolerant of weed over there arent they? I heard the laws are pretty strict.
good for you hank
^pussy
The laws are really strict. That's why it's so hard to find a good connection.
Seriously, having a bit of smoke really helps me relax at night and chill out. It's been snowing alot lately and I've been taking my dog for long walks at night in the snow. Nobody is outside after 10 in this area. Nobody. It's really peaceful. The train tracks are about 2 blocks from my house and I've been a bit of a train watcher lately, as well.
no really, dik - i didnt mean it!
will you ever forgive me?
i would like to be your friend, someday...
if you can possibly get over the fact that Jaimee thinks i'm Funny
sounds nice hankamatic
i keep pretty opposite hours to the rest of the world so when i walk stan there's usually no one around at all...except that terrible old lady
i agree
Your life sounds really exciting...I still can't see why anyone would move to some Asian country.
Haha.
Hank says: I'm cracking up, and will soon be taking a walk on the train tracks.
Seriously? Japan is fucking awesome...what dumbass would think otherwise. I would think getting good weed there would be impossible though...and the paranoia of being caught by some 5' 4 Nazi?? Hmm. Get yourself a good Cali connection and have it sent over in coffee beans.
(This is me being nice...without weed. I've changed man, please accept me and love me. Please. I beg of you.)
The coffee grounds trick doesnt work. Dogs can still smell it.
That's funny then...coz that's how my Cali friends were getting their bud shipped from almost coast to coast (CA to TN).
Curry spices, maybe? I knew a guy that used to bring hash in curry spices.
I brought a quarter over once in my underwear. That was really dumb, but luckily I didn't get busted.
Who is your friend? axle foley? Did they ever get stopped by the cops with a drug dog?
the cops look for the dogs reacting to scents like cayenne pepper. If they see the dogs jerk back, they know something is up.
I don't know the fine details of how it was done - I didn't want to know. I just enjoyed getting high from the lovely Cali bud that come over (TN weed is mostly like brambles that some redneck has pissed on). Fuck, I miss good Cali weed.
Yes Hank...that was dumb...but ballsy.
Someone told me aniseed was good for fooling their sense of smell. However, said person was high at the time, so how reliable this information is, I don't know
Extremely reliable. All the best ideas come when stoned...they just never get written down. :)
They train dogs to sniff through things people use to hide drug scents. People use vanilla extract, fabric softner, and coffee. This former narcotics officer from texas named Barry Cooper wrote a book for potheads to help them from getting busted. He was one of the top narcotics officers in the country. He felt bad about putting people in jail for marijuana and now uses what he knows to help keep people out of jail.
OMG. That's not that redneck-sounding dood with the vid here on 'where to hide pot in your car' is it?
All I know is what my Cali pals told me...and whatever was being done clearly worked. I didn't pry further...just enjoyed the smoke.
Where can I get a copy of this book?
Your local police station...next to their section on 'money laundering'.
Im on his site right now. He says to use deer urine on your tires or carry a cat in the car with you.
www.nevergetbusted.com
you can get his book there. Or if you dont like to read, I see videos for sale.
Seems logical...but LOL at the cat thing. Coz carrying a cat around in your Camaro at 2AM doesn't look odd at all (or any time in fact).
lol yeah thats a little odd to take a cat for a ride. I found the video you were talking about. Its the same guy.
I sent a bunch of magic mushrooms from Japan to my friend in the US once wrapped in fabric softener sheets. They were legal here for a year or two after I came. Good times.
I wish I had some of that hash. Ive been smoking rusty pipe resin for 3 days.
If you're in America and not smoking good tree...wtf is your problem?
I only smoke 'dirtbar' in UK out of circumstance (plus it's cheap), and it doesn't get me high at all.
When I need a feed...I need to feed on the good weed...indeed.
*Disclaimer: Any comments I make about illicit substances are purely for 'tasteless humor purposes' and are tongue-in-cheek.
its pretty dry in my area at the moment. Most of my connections got married and quit messing with it or went to jail.
A few friends and I snuck a bunch of hash oil back from Jamaica years ago. I think I lost ten years from my life and grew some grays going through customs. But I'll tell ya, that shit poured on even the shittiest weed made it all worth it.
Yeah...oil ftw. But fuck solid on the whole though. I prefer green, as it makes my mind go off in creative directions and doesn't just 'mong' me out, and put me to sleep.
Had some big-ass psilocybins in TN...fucking incredible. I saw binary in the road...very odd, but amazing.
it took you that many years to score a cannabis connection in japan? poor loser
Short-term memory loss Pissface?
theres over a hundred million people in japan. of course theres pot all over that shit island if your determined to find. you pussies
Sorry, you lose.
I'd need to be high most of the time too if I was trapped on an island with 100 million nips.
I mean how do you not just start grabbing those little fuckers and tossing them around when they're all "dong ding gong goo gong" and then do their nerdy laugh with only their misshapen upper teeth showing?
What a wonderful stereotype. You jest surely?
Also, I'd advise against grabbing any 'nip' since most are taught judo from the time they can walk, and could have you on the ground and/or choked out in a matter of seconds.
(Judo when done right is far more effective than Karate or Kung Fu...as one of my best friends at college showed me (a nip from Fukuoka City)).
hahahaha "Cruel" is scared of a bunch of midget nips. Yeah keep dreaming buddy. Whats with all these fagots with Jap fetishes?
El_Wanko can't even fake the right language! You're doing mock Chinese dip shit!
Hahahah, Cock_Draw thinks he could take anyone. Your little skinny ass would get whooped by any female high school judoka.
They all look the same to me.
Yeah drool, I'm sure every chink is secretly a black belt. I'm real scared of Israelis too because of all their Krav Maga training. I've seen enough of both types get beaten that I know they can't fight worth shit. A small little twat is a small little twat, and gooks are small little twats.
I mean I wouldn't want go up against a guy my size who had a black belt in anything, but chubby little midgets with no dicks don't frighten me.
They all sound the same to me too. If I was specifically going for Japanese I'd dress it up a bit like "Ookinow ging too baa deedoo."
Cunt^.
Where did I say I was 'afraid' of 'nips'? I just have a healthy respect for them...and to be fair 'chinks' are generally the pussies...not 'nips'. But, pussies are everywhere...except in your bedroom.
We usually do it at your place. Ask your girl about it.
You don't do it anywhere, you little bitch.
Five Dollar Footlong
+1
A nigger for the president is a nigger for a president is a nigger for a president is a nigger for a president etc.
ya sure ya
"What'd he say?"
"He said the President is near!"
No arguing with that.
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"Name's Jim, but most people call me...Jim."
That was fucking awful..
hey css...he is still PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
You said that already you fucking tard.
thats a lie. his wife never has the "deep dicking" smile.
That's cause you are fucking her.
Even fisting!
the title should indeed say "so do you guys REALLY fist in public???"
hey by smoking, it will give foxnews something OUTRAGEOUS to do a expose on, or give bill o'rly some jerking off material.
homo
come on enough about you.
this is fucking homo you mind controlled fucks the bigger dick is the president now and all of you are the bigger assholes now...!
you and your dick loving self.
*YOU'VE BEEN REAMED!*
anal too?