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  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-02-23T00:40:06Z says:

    You'd have to chew it up and regurgitate it back in to her mouth though.

    • Domo-kun
      Domo-kun 2007-02-24T07:18:17Z says:

      Nah, the Snickers WOULD be her assisted suicide thing. Just shove it down her throat and walk away.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-02-23T01:10:38Z says:

    Discussion we had at my house - Imagine being unable to move a muscle voluntarily so you couldn’t communicate but your mind was working normally but people just treated you as a vegetable…just sat you infront of the TV but never bothered to change the channel or just left you in bed all die, how much would that piss you off?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-23T01:11:39Z says:

      *die = day (how did that happen)

    • gstar
      gstar 2007-02-23T08:56:03Z says:

      we know what's on your penis. MIND. I meant mind.

      anyway, yeah, i've thought about that too... they say your consciousness is the last thing to go.

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-23T10:48:34Z says:

      That is fucked up how they would not "assist her suicide" and they just let her die of dehydration. If I ever become a vegetable, buy a Smith and Wesson .44 magnum, and blow my brains out. Remember to film it too and post it on Mucho.

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2007-02-23T11:03:13Z says:

      Same here pleep, but I'd rather a C4 charge on my head. Then videotape me getting wheeled down the street in a wheelchair then DETONATE the fucker! God, the publicity. . .

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-02-23T11:29:49Z says:

      Pleep, I'm not buying anything for you. However if it were there with your written request for assisted suicide, I'd be all in. In fact, in this case you could have a cold and I'd pull the trigger for you. Just remember, I'm here to help.

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-23T12:48:15Z says:

      I was hoping someone would buy the gun. I guess a hammer would do.

    • DonkeyPuncherello
      DonkeyPuncherello 2007-02-23T17:19:18Z says:

      That tales of the crypt thing reminds me of a movie I saw. There was like a witchdoctor who had this powder that made you appear to be dead, so they'd essentially bury you alive. I can't remember the name

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2007-02-23T17:53:23Z says:

      I saw an outer limits or tales from the crypt like that once. then dude die in a car crash but was still conscious, they did an autopsy and buried him and everything while he could feel and was aware of everything around him, kinda makes you wonder what really happens when you die...

    • dik
      dik 2007-02-23T19:54:04Z says:

      if they would just change the channel i could go with it

    • DonkeyPuncherello
      DonkeyPuncherello 2007-02-23T22:24:09Z says:

      It was The Serpent and the Rainbow. No one cared, but I feel a sense of accomplishment

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-02-27T05:51:06Z says:

      As long as I didn't have to watch MSNBC, I could go with it too. Do I get Cheetos?

  • nogood-mf
    nogood-mf 2007-02-23T01:12:06Z says:

    I had a friend that cared for a veggie during college years and he had to deal with crapped diapers, urine bags and bathing .... he quit college in the end for other reasons but he asked his family to not resucitate and not to be tube fed in case he becomes incapacitated

  • tofattofly
    tofattofly 2007-02-23T03:57:54Z says:

    I CAN'T STAND HER!!! she was all over everything for being dumb she deserved to die!

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-02-23T15:03:36Z says:

      stfu

  • sanjuro
    sanjuro 2007-02-23T04:19:21Z says:

    thats fucked up

    • smokezblunt
      smokezblunt 2007-02-23T22:04:28Z says:

      i was going to say that too...

  • Babies Kill You
    Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T05:41:00Z says:

    I was so pissed when she was in the news. What the fuck was so fucking special about her. "DER! I don't want to eat anything cause I think I'm fat! DER I'M A VEGETABLE NOW! HERRR!" I'm tired of people wanting to keep these cases around. You know what they are? A waste of resources. They should be given a specific amount of time to get better or get pulled. "BUT BUT WE LOVE HER STILL! HER HUSBAND HAS NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT SHE WANTS TO DIE!" Bullshit, if she put him in her will then he can make decisions about his wife. If you "love" her so fucking much, take care of her yourself and see how much longer you "love" her. Bathe her, clean up her feces and urine, put stuff in her feeding tube. I'm sure it won't be long before you put something else in that feeding tube.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-02-23T10:50:39Z says:

      Wait. Didn't she end up in that state because of some medical fuckup? Something with pills or something caused a heart attack....right?

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T11:04:46Z says:

      She was anorexic and passed out which starved her brain of oxygen which fucked her up.

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2007-02-23T11:04:48Z says:

      Who cares? She was a dumb cunt.

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T11:08:02Z says:

      Bluntly put, but yes.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-02-23T17:31:24Z says:

      BKY, by "something else" do you mean cum..?

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-02-23T17:37:04Z says:

      same goes for old people...who cares what they contribute, what's the point if you're going to take it all back with medicare and SS cheques!

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T19:43:06Z says:

      Well cum certainly would be funnier than bleach.

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2007-02-23T05:55:52Z says:

    lol this is sooo offensive. i forgot about that lady! that stuff happens at nursing homes all the time.. people dont want to deal with their expensive, incompentent mother anymore so oops.. just let her refuse fluids for a week.. too bad we checked withold artificial administration of food and fluids on the care plan. the end.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-23T07:33:57Z says:

      Did you actually mean incompetent or incontinent? Just curious.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-23T08:25:51Z says:

      Cotb, In that context I will judge both to be mutually inclusive.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-02-23T08:27:19Z says:

      i meant to say incompetent... but incontinent, yes, that too.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-23T13:33:14Z says:

      Haha hope none of your family are going to the match, wouldn't want the them to come home with a few stitches,then again rugby is more of an upper class sport so i doubt it.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-23T17:59:12Z says:

      And in the context of you being a British bastard STFU, im gonna enjoy pelting your fellow country men in Croke Park tomorrow when Ireland play England. Though i doubt your inteligent enough to know why.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-23T18:09:40Z says:

      Paddy ssshhhh…..look hes getting all irritable maybe he needs feeding or a nappy change.

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-02-23T18:09:47Z says:

      the only thing the Irish are good for is Comedy, otherwise STFU!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-23T18:11:39Z says:

      lol fuz you big girls blouse you do make me laugh...ya kill me seriously haha

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-23T18:49:27Z says:

      I hope you enjoy the national anthem Paddy, you never know if we feel like it we may even wonder over to shoot a few more of you lot with impunity…

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T03:48:14Z says:

      hahaha ya know what Paddy combat18 & the BNP are about as welcome as skid marks like you around anyone i know but just to be clear, i dont give a fuck if you beat any English supporters up with ya wee mates tomorrow, knock yasen out kid....your still a little poofter in my eyes boyo

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T03:55:20Z says:

      Ha, you sound like the lads coming out of a club with beer muscles who give it the mouth, you know what happens to people like you? Get knocked the fuck out thats what Paddy

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T04:08:42Z says:

      I take alot of pleasure in telling you after I finish uni im going to Join the Army as an officer & id give my two front teeth to be based in Ireland to piss off as many of you moaning Paddy skid marks as possible...just like old times!

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T04:23:27Z says:

      Potassium cholret, shit head , your windows aren't ready for explosions for nothing

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T04:25:40Z says:

      The "love uslter prade" wont have a patch on it

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T04:31:38Z says:

      God how im gonna be watchin the game tomorrow with a few beers thinking about you moaning to your mate..
      "ooo i hate the British"
      "lets go call them names"
      "no, i have an idea lets throw some stones"
      "yeah thatll teach em to fuck we us"
      "yea Paddy were Irish noone can fuck with us"
      "no they cant, grap that little stone it looks pretty"
      "lets get em"
      "grrrrrr"

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T08:36:44Z says:

      Keep talking you fucking English cunt, cos im going out 2morro with a shit load of mates to lash you's english cunts out of it. First fella to sing "no surrender" is getting murdered, watch.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T08:40:58Z says:

      You're country men are going to get killed, bring combat18 an the BNP all you fucking want, north inner city will murder you's cunts , trust me.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T08:45:52Z says:

      The amount of boys that are out to get use's , i'll fuckin give you a Bloody Sarurday, i'll murder your family you fucking british cunt

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T08:48:52Z says:

      Fucking go for it boys, i fucking dare you's , watch. Fuck your Para's, they be getting a bullet on Irish soil

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T08:49:54Z says:

      Goood saaave the Queen.....dont forget to sing along young buck!

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T08:51:42Z says:

      Meet up so, i'll give you a staightener not a bother.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T08:54:11Z says:

      Here, the more you go on the more im going to murder you cunts. I dont care if i get nicked im looking at time anyway so im going to take you's out of it

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T10:24:17Z says:

      HOLY SHIT!!! Man i was drunk last night, nothing like the thought of fighting the Brits to rile a drunken Irish mans blood lol

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T10:25:49Z says:

      I wont do anything today, i swear im not like that *cough*

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T10:31:36Z says:

      Ha ha, i take it you dont know the Dublin youth of today Orangey, i dont live in that smelly kip you's are still occupying up north, if i' di though, i'd blow you away being a soldier.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T10:39:57Z says:

      ha do you really think i'd say what i'll do on the net an leave evidence haha

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T11:50:32Z says:

      You know what happens when an English man on Irish soil see's an Irish man with a balaclava on?

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T11:54:02Z says:

      Comedy! Slapdash, where you ever in Hells Kitchen? They only country boys , you's haven't meet proper Dublin heads

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T11:55:01Z says:

      Fuck all you Brits comein here, your foriegn office even warned you's

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T11:57:54Z says:

      Hmm, i wonder why Bostan and NY police are so hard an racist bastards.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T12:04:04Z says:

      How many Preidents of your country were from Irish ancestry! Shit head

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T12:07:04Z says:

      Your a country of refugee's, where's your fucking heritage? You's came from Britian. Cunts!

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T12:19:03Z says:

      An Slapdash,you will probly never meet a proper Dublin head ,we cant get in cos we seen as a liability. Then again i can always go to Mexico an cross the border

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-24T12:20:34Z says:

      There's my rant for the day, im going off to smash English heads now :)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T15:21:40Z says:

      fuz i could tell you were drunk your writing style changed so much it was hard not to tell, believe it it not I have nothing against the Irish I was just trying to wind you up as much as possible...sorry but it was funny

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-25T13:50:40Z says:

      Oh man i was drunk yesterday haha, i've nothing against English people either, i sat in the pub getting locked an didn't even get into any trouble yesterday , thank god lol

  • Babies Kill You
    Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T06:06:17Z says:

    Just imagine, you could stand over her with your penis in your hand going up and down and she could do nothing but drool, now that's hot.

  • xxHOBBITxx
    xxHOBBITxx 2007-02-23T06:07:33Z says:

    That Fucking Rules.Will use it as background pic on my desktop.Excellent find Archman

  • Tyler_Durden
    Tyler_Durden 2007-02-23T06:11:57Z says:

    I wish I could've blasted a load in her face...

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-02-23T09:45:02Z says:

      be like shooting fish in a barrel...

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-02-23T10:28:36Z says:

      lol

    • Kittyrins
      Kittyrins 2007-02-24T01:55:00Z says:

      very stationary fish, so they'd be dead.

  • Why_Am_I_Here?
    Why_Am_I_Here? 2007-02-23T06:34:42Z says:

    Muchosucko, you did it again..

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-23T12:05:09Z says:

      Why ARE you here?

  • myownalien
    myownalien 2007-02-23T06:53:09Z says:

    XD i'm so ashamed at myself for laughing. o wait, this is mucho...

  • Bumfuckio
    Bumfuckio 2007-02-23T08:58:05Z says:

    take a neck break...take a kitkat...

  • deana85
    deana85 2007-02-23T09:38:26Z says:

    THATS JUS WRONG.....

  • dugdug44
    dugdug44 2007-02-23T09:49:00Z says:

    ha haaaapa haaapy neeew yearrrr ooh wa wait immm deeaaad.....uhhhhhh

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T14:06:52Z says:

      haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa ::drools::

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-23T14:19:42Z says:

      UGHNNNNNNN !!! MY IUD IS STUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-02-23T15:04:27Z says:

    not funny.

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-23T15:15:51Z says:

      STFU fag...

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-02-23T20:16:56Z says:

      hey mr 11 year old tough guy. tell me whats so funny about: not going anywhere? grab a snickers. please explaine. i guess its little children humour

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-23T20:24:14Z says:

      Dont worry Bumfucks one of Muchos rejects noone really has any time for him.

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-24T15:06:21Z says:

      ...yea, Im 11...ok...you both are fuckin retards.

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-24T15:08:10Z says:

      and Im a reject...proud of it...and you are what? The Queen of England...all hail orangebloomin' faggit....he is the self appointed King of Mucho...is he not?

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-24T15:08:23Z says:

      BAW HAW HAW! Laughing at you both...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T15:25:05Z says:

      Maybe not Presitent but id have a seat on the Mucho Supreme Council...

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-02-25T18:40:08Z says:

      I'm running for President of Mucho damn it. I expect zero competition because I'll kill your family in front of you, of course that's after I have them all ass raped with 15th century maces of course. And yes, I'll post the vids.

  • SlapDash
    SlapDash 2007-02-23T17:39:01Z says:

    I think it's cruel to keep her alive, and pointless

    • nazfuckingarn
      nazfuckingarn 2007-02-23T18:28:29Z says:

      well she's dead now

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-02-23T23:11:10Z says:

      yeah? thanks for the update, glad to hear it, now she has her faculties back, in heaven!!

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2007-02-23T19:28:40Z says:

    I think shes kinda hot,

  • dik
    dik 2007-02-23T21:01:22Z says:

    id like to see her take a hit like that football vid.... see how long she lives then

    • gstar
      gstar 2007-02-23T22:27:38Z says:

      she'd probably get up real quick and congratulate the dark guy for the nice hit.

  • mosmeat
    mosmeat 2007-02-23T23:43:43Z says:

    Sorry guys it was 2/2/07 still fresh give it awhile and I'll be making fun of retards right along with you. and fuck you too little bo pleep I hope you die in a painfully slow way! and thanks for the welcome oranjeboom

  • mosmeat
    mosmeat 2007-02-24T02:06:04Z says:

    I joined just to tell you your all gonna burn in hell I just had to let my wife of 24 years go after a class 4 brain anurysm left her in a coma with no chance of recovery. and I did clean her and feed her and suction out her tracheostomy tube. I hope to god that you never have to make that choice for someone you love with all your heart. let them go or be selfish and make them suffer and die of a secondary infection or blood clot just so you have someone to cry over. the sad part is she wasn't a veg she could open her eyes and react to sound and he killed her for insurance. I know that some of you heartless retards will have something stupid to say but you who believe in God will not mock mine and others pain cuz it could be your mom or wife.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T03:32:01Z says:

      Id like to say Im sorry about your wife but whilst Im at it Id also like to point out this is not Amnesty International, around here people make JOKES what we say isn’t always said with conviction to insult people like yourself...have you never seen this site before? What do you expect? All you have to do is realise there are alot of things wrong in the world and many things that unfortunately happen & even if you dwell on even the smallest problems it would drive you mad so it isn’t going to change around here. (P.S. how have you not realised there is no God?)

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-24T03:32:32Z says:

      Hahaha. I love every time you fucking take it up a notch legal. Hilarious.

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-24T03:32:57Z says:

      Fuck you and your God! We all die anyways, probably in painful ways too. Sorry for your loss, but shut up.

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-24T03:34:06Z says:

      ok, the post that is supposed to be under legal's is the third one.

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-24T03:35:16Z says:

      I agree with Oranje too, all this happens to you, and you still hold on to your hope that god will take you to this eternal life place. Just so you know Jesus is a very frequent visitor to this site, he goes by the name of k-billy, you can tell he is jesus because of his profile pic/avatar.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-02-24T03:37:08Z says:

      lol ...Welcome to MuchoSucko...

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-02-24T07:52:54Z says:

      You know I had to chime in, hang on, here we go.
      ..
      QUIT YOUR FUCKING WHINING YOU MISERABLE GOD DAMNED TIT!!! You want to be the voice of everyone that has suffered or lost loved ones then you need to get alot fucking louder you teary eyed bitch! Now for the mocking of the pain! Waahhhhh, my wife died. Wait, MY WIFE DIED!!! Vegas here I come baby!! Go use that fucking insurance payoff to buy a Corvette, marry a 19yr old bimbo with new fake tits, and try to pull off a comb over!! Fuck you and your rediculous god damned piety! You don't come to a fucking site like this and simultaneously maintain a healthy working relationship with "god" you fuckin douche!! I know god damned well you thought about fuckin your brain dead wife when the nurses were on break just to see if it was still as tight as you remember...oh oh, just the tip, because your Jesus wouldn't want you to enjoy something like that. Eat shit you bible loving fucktard. I truly hope that you and all your fuckin children die horribly in a freak train and aircraft accident. This way there will be one less born again, holier than thou, dispensationist family to fucking point a gun at when you come knocking on my door!!! Die burning you lousy hypocrite!!!

  • mosmeat
    mosmeat 2007-02-24T04:47:53Z says:

    sorry guys it happened 2/2/07 still alittle fresh give it awhile and I'll be making fun of retards right along with you. also fuck you little bo pleep or I screw sheep or whatever I hope yours is a painfully slow death. and thanks for the welcome oranjeboom

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-24T06:18:25Z says:

      First of all, use the reply button. Second of all, I hope the same to you too. Bo bleep? Screw sheep? Are you sure you were not the one with the aneurysm? Get a writer or get a new wife to write your jokes.

  • burningsensation
    burningsensation 2007-02-25T18:14:00Z says:

    sorry for the dumb fucking question if it's been asked already
    but why are the posts not in chronological order?

  • burningsensation
    burningsensation 2007-02-25T18:15:57Z says:

    Oh,sorry.coulda read the header

  • mosmeat
    mosmeat 2007-02-26T00:38:25Z says:

    HaHaHa! me & my wife read the shit you retards write to eachother cuz everyones ten feet tall when hidding in your mommas basement. most the time you guys are funnier than the pic's acting all tough and shit I told her to pick any pic well say something and watch all you retards fucking go nuts. and ta-da!!! our advice is get a job and a life a girlfriend (real not the one you wack off to on the computer) move out of your old fat moms basement get some sun and enjoy whats left of your sorry monkey spankin pathetic lifes especially you lego dick what did mom catch your 45 year old ass wackin to pics of little boys now you can't play with your ps3 for a week? fill free to rant some more you loser it makes us laugh...

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-26T22:41:38Z says:

      You are your wife? I thought the bitch was dead? I hope she dies of an aneurysm so you feel bad, haaaaa.

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posted February 23, 2007

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