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Dibs on the one in the red bikini. And no, I don't give a shit if she is that fucking dumb.
What if she has a penis?
I thought Cpt. Kirk only banged the green chicks.
I'll roll the dice. Green bitches are only for Mondays.
I met a girl this dumb tonight, she didnt know what the word partisan meant, and was also unfamiliar with the word hash. She was 30 years old for fucks sake!
Probably thought partisan is a kind of cheese.
Isn't it a team in Belgrade? Hash is something you eat?
partison is the french word for brocolli
You got her Kirk, 'cause I'd take the other one anyway...
i thought it was a type of cheese.
Well, you have corned beef has, which you can eat-if you want...then on the other hand theres HASH. Which I cant seem to find lol.
Okay, and I cant type.
FOURTH!!!!!!
They're doing it all wrong. They're supposed to remove their tops and lay on the glass.
God I love stupid bitches.
i hope this is fake
Your hopefully right.
Given that she walked directly up to the mirror, yeah. It's fake.
she was checking the mirror for how she was tanned YOU ARE FAKE! YOU ARE FAKE! THIS WHOLE DAMN SITE IS FAKE!!
I think Yak caught whatever Deja has
i don't get sick :P
its made of people
apparently i most likely won't die :( so that probably means pics for tomorrow. back to the hospital today for more tests thoug
Deja, if you die will you let Yak post a corpse pic?:)
Is it a tumor?
it might be a tumor :/
Maybe you need a yakotomy?
yakelectomy.
it's not a tumor :( i was kinda hoping for something exciting like that. instead it's either my gall bladder or some rare stomach bacteria
Get better Deja, we miss the pictures!
I just pictured Deja saying that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
tooooooma
Even the dumbest woman can't believe they will tan in 10 seconds.
And she looks directly into the camera at the end.
And the fax machine shaves your bush!
Nope, the shredder.
Step 3) Remove Clothes
If the idea was an all over tan, then I think they missed a bit. Like everything below the waist.
Its so sexy to have sex on a fax machine... not that I have. :)
Violent PornFor those of you who like it rough.
Two DicksWhen one dick just isn't enough for you.
Naked Tug-o-warBetter watch out for rope burn there.
Chick with perfect bod and face.I hate her boyfriend...
Girls in dressing rooms Girl can't get her dress off and her friend tapes it.
Bondage for the ladiesRelax guys its not that bad.
Laptop PrankWho the fuck would be scared of this? I guess he's never lived in the ghetto ...
Truck Stop TrampI'm not sure which is dirtier... The wall with the graffiti or her.
PamelaBusty French girl Pamela gets her throat fucked rough.
Halloween ScreamKinda hard to hear. You should turn your volume up for this one.
Upskirt Ass ShakeFor some reason this kind of repulses me...
Iron Soccer BallDon't know whats up with the commentary...
Angel FuckHeaven
More Security Cam SexGoing at it like two people in a storage room. 18+
Camel Toe - The MovieDownloadable movie with a Camel Toe song and accompanying camel toe shots. 18...
Rudy Huxtable ToplessKeshia Knight Pulliam aka the little kid Rudy from the Cosby Show showing her...
Comments to Office Tanning?
Dibs on the one in the red bikini. And no, I don't give a shit if she is that fucking dumb.
What if she has a penis?
I thought Cpt. Kirk only banged the green chicks.
I'll roll the dice. Green bitches are only for Mondays.
I met a girl this dumb tonight, she didnt know what the word partisan meant, and was also unfamiliar with the word hash. She was 30 years old for fucks sake!
Probably thought partisan is a kind of cheese.
Isn't it a team in Belgrade? Hash is something you eat?
partison is the french word for brocolli
You got her Kirk, 'cause I'd take the other one anyway...
i thought it was a type of cheese.
Well, you have corned beef has, which you can eat-if you want...then on the other hand theres HASH. Which I cant seem to find lol.
Okay, and I cant type.
FOURTH!!!!!!
They're doing it all wrong. They're supposed to remove their tops and lay on the glass.
God I love stupid bitches.
i hope this is fake
Your hopefully right.
Given that she walked directly up to the mirror, yeah. It's fake.
she was checking the mirror for how she was tanned
YOU ARE FAKE! YOU ARE FAKE! THIS WHOLE DAMN SITE IS FAKE!!
I think Yak caught whatever Deja has
i don't get sick :P
its made of people
apparently i most likely won't die :( so that probably means pics for tomorrow. back to the hospital today for more tests thoug
Deja, if you die will you let Yak post a corpse pic?:)
Is it a tumor?
it might be a tumor :/
Maybe you need a yakotomy?
yakelectomy.
it's not a tumor :( i was kinda hoping for something exciting like that. instead it's either my gall bladder or some rare stomach bacteria
Get better Deja, we miss the pictures!
I just pictured Deja saying that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
tooooooma
Even the dumbest woman can't believe they will tan in 10 seconds.
And she looks directly into the camera at the end.
And the fax machine shaves your bush!
Nope, the shredder.
Step 3) Remove Clothes
If the idea was an all over tan, then I think they missed a bit.
Like everything below the waist.
Its so sexy to have sex on a fax machine... not that I have.
:)