Three things: I am not a dumbass, the deer jetted out in front of me. I was not speeding and The crappy quality was from not thinking clearly after the shock of what happened, and not realizing that I needed to change my phone to night mode to get a better picture
I pay for this car myself, I am also going to have to pay for the repair and I have to go to the chiropractor because my back is hurting from this. Go fuck off, but don't worry cause daddy will be there to let you suck his dick
Why would I lie about this? I make my own monthly payments and pay for my insurance and gas. My parents keep me under their insurance to make it cheaper, and they are on my loan, to get a better rate but they haven't paid one cent of it for me
right now it's not, it has no power steering and technically illegal to drive at night, which I would have to with the time I get off work and out of class, because I only have one headlight
My buddies came across a deer that had been hit once. It was badly wounded, but still alive laying on the side of some countryish road. Before long a cop car came along, but the cop didn't know what he should do. My friends recommended shooting it to put it out of it's misery. Instead of the head, the cop shot it in the side.
They probably didn't require a college degree to be hired to that particular department. Then again maybe he just didn't feel like it suffered enough yet.
Comments to Oh Deer
lol at the dumbass tag
Did you get to eat it?
It looks better in the dark.
Just like my sister
Three things: I am not a dumbass, the deer jetted out in front of me. I was not speeding and The crappy quality was from not thinking clearly after the shock of what happened, and not realizing that I needed to change my phone to night mode to get a better picture
Don't worry mommy and daddy will get you another car.
I pay for this car myself, I am also going to have to pay for the repair and I have to go to the chiropractor because my back is hurting from this. Go fuck off, but don't worry cause daddy will be there to let you suck his dick
Your such a liar.
A fat little hunch backed non driving liar.
is your chiropractor the same guy (from across the street) who does body-work?
just curious
Why would I lie about this? I make my own monthly payments and pay for my insurance and gas. My parents keep me under their insurance to make it cheaper, and they are on my loan, to get a better rate but they haven't paid one cent of it for me
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Zooropa
Daddy's Gonna Pay For Your Crashed Car
no possum
i'm just messing around, drums...
you're okay...
an anomaly, actually -
an Honest Muchoer
Daddy pays for his anal lube.
Did you at least cut out the backstraps drum?
Mucho sign or it didn't happen.
it still looks driveable so fuck it keep on truckin.
right now it's not, it has no power steering and technically illegal to drive at night, which I would have to with the time I get off work and out of class, because I only have one headlight
Look at the grill damage on that deer...
just keep in mind, rule of thumb is pain+suffering = 3x medical bills
this also true
Well, that answers my question.
What kind of crap car is that? and it's your fault for hitting the deer you fucking dipshit.
shutup whore.
:(
I only do that when Dik tells me too...
yeah it's my fault that it ran out into the street as I was going by around a curve
fuck you stupid cunt
well drum i hope your ride gets fixed man. that shit happend to a friend of mine up in NC damn near killed him
Did you eat the deer afterwards?
No, he ate the car.
I ate the deer
*burps*
My buddies came across a deer that had been hit once. It was badly wounded, but still alive laying on the side of some countryish road. Before long a cop car came along, but the cop didn't know what he should do. My friends recommended shooting it to put it out of it's misery. Instead of the head, the cop shot it in the side.
They probably didn't require a college degree to be hired to that particular department. Then again maybe he just didn't feel like it suffered enough yet.
Was it a female cop ? its a well known fact that women cant shot things in the head or face area.
Allrighty then, Frieshit.
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