Tape this picture to the inside of your sunglasses, then never take off you sunglasses again. Problem solved!
Now about your goat raping problem? Just accept it as who you are.
most cats are mildly retarded. I have one that runs into walls constantly. I thought it was entertaining at first, but I think he's really starting to hurt himself.
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Those god damn eyes...
OMG!! Why does this cat make me feel guilty!
You ran over his mom.
You drunk driving sonofabitch Apathy!
mayeb if you didnt shop him up your ass. I mean i know you saw it on mucho and all, but it doesnt mean you have to do it too.
maybe* shove*
Grim, if I don't shove him up my ass, who will get the gerbil?
^Ha! I should hope not...That's not sanitary.
It's okay, I boiled him first.
Oh. Eeew.
I've got gerbils.... but , if you boil them first they don't
shake .... and isn't that what makes them so fun???? ι-;
i know its not a real pussy but damn it would be so soft on my shaved nuts
fapfapfapfa... oh my god im so ashamed now.
my girlfriend give me that look everytime she wants my cock....gets me everytime
Hey, why did the gerbil have 8 staples in it?
It wouldn't stick to my balls using only 7!
How many would one need for the cat?
Sorry, but I don't want you to have kittens. Someday, you wont understand, but you'll stop caring.
Hey Claude, we have a job for you.
"Daddy went away, but momma held his hand. Sayin, someday, you'll understand."
Musical reference challenge!
Someday Never Comes. CCR. Easy.
Unless it was recorded earlier by someone else. This is usually when Chairman hands me my ass.
But it's such a nice ass.
I'll try harder next time. And no Googling and such in the future.
Not that you did, but it's no fun if you do.
Yes it is. If I had it, I wouldn't give it back
No idea. And I agree, it's such a nice ass.
And so cleancut!
They call me "Silky" in some circles.
God damn it, Balls, I can't top that comment.
You could say it again. Then it's kinda like a tie.
I sometimes wonder if my mucho persona is getting too gay.
Only when it catches up to your real-life persona.
Uhhhh... *pulls shirt away from neck *
*wipes lipstick away*
wait....what....I want play with the nice silky ass....
No, you really don't.
I could understand one in a hole with a lawn mower over it but this.....
That's a Russian Blue, I had one for 12 years when I was younger.
What else did you have?
Probably a Maine Coon.
Actually I did have a Maine Coon. Funny enough, it was an black one. We named her B.B.(Black Bitch) That was a cool cat.
You should stick her in the Microwave then.
Not noticing the past tense are you Archie?
Have you no shovel?
I can't beleieve it took this long to insert a Coon joke. (insert "insert Coon" joke here)
Hey gutz I had a Maine Coon ten years ago. Agressive little guys arn't they? But man, he was alright. They usually end up owning YOU! lol.
*aggressive
it looks like a stuffed pussy
sorry.....a mounted pussy
sorry.....it has died and has been sent to a taxadermist
FUCKOFF whatever
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Kill it.
I think it already knows its fate..
ill get the chainsaw out
good candidate for "Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten"
No way this cat has anything to do with me. I've never disappointed.
way to toot your own horn there, hank
Are you stalking me?
dream on hank, i call them like them like i see them, btw your still tootin' your'e own horn.
I knew it! You're in love with me. You can toot my horn anytime, sweet pants.
wow typical! yes hank i want you!! oh yeah!! sweet bun cheecks!!!!
poor thing, looks so devastated, someone help that pussy out.
Hey, I'm feeling a little hungry.
kung-pow kitty
OH....I miss my cat more now....thanks smerf you dick!!!!!
i thought you said kittens were annoying and that you didn't like them?
Sorry.
This looks like my cat at an early age.
Kittens grow up so fast. I have a feeling we'll be seeing this cat get funky in a nightclub before the week is over.
I could see this cat as Battlecat
Watching this cat makes me wanna stop skinning kittens....at least until i stop watching it.
Tape this picture to the inside of your sunglasses, then never take off you sunglasses again. Problem solved!
Now about your goat raping problem? Just accept it as who you are.
I didn't know kittens could have down syndrome?
I didn't really know cats were capable of facial expressions. George Carlin said it best I thought when he talked abotu that. He's such a philosopher.
*though
Oh and *about...AH FUCK IT!
most cats are mildly retarded. I have one that runs into walls constantly. I thought it was entertaining at first, but I think he's really starting to hurt himself.
Was that an awkward way of confessing to us that you have a habit of dating guys who beat you?
lol
I love cats..to feed to my dogs
I CAN HAZ PROZAK NOW?
Hmmm good I love Chinese food.