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doggy style vaginal spasm

Oh no! I'm stuck!

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  • birdsvsworms
    birdsvsworms 2007-08-10T04:07:09Z says:

    that was awkward.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-10T04:54:52Z says:

      Both dogs died afterward.

    • Onslaught
      Onslaught 2007-08-10T06:05:16Z says:

      Did he get his foot stuck up its ass? WHAT HAPPEND?!

    • broccoli
      broccoli 2007-08-10T09:48:11Z says:

      this happened to me with my girlfriend...i was there and she decided to close shop....i was stuck =(

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-08-10T10:57:28Z says:

      Did she deflate or something?

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-10T16:38:54Z says:

      and that's a whammy right there

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-10T17:36:45Z says:

      lol, wanko

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2007-08-11T01:02:43Z says:

      Wow! What a Bitch. heh heh. Sorry. Too easy.. heh

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-08-11T02:08:02Z says:

      He really went balls deep.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-08-10T04:09:47Z says:

    Getting yanked around like that must've hurt a bit.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-10T04:18:00Z says:

      Hurt's sooo good.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-08-10T08:08:23Z says:

      i like pleasure spiked with pain...

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2007-08-10T12:02:33Z says:

      like a syringe?

  • wylder
    wylder 2007-08-10T04:12:47Z says:

    damnit i heard the electricity in the air with those two... kinda expecting for a shocking finally...
    fucking let down

  • pirate
    pirate 2007-08-10T04:22:36Z says:

    Oh No! I'm stuck!
    doggie style vaginal spasm
    Hook Up With Some Of These Sluts

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-08-10T15:56:44Z says:

      You've lost your piratey pronunciation.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-10T16:39:13Z says:

      arr

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-08-10T18:42:48Z says:

      He is tired of swabbing his "special lover's" poop deck.

  • ramass
    ramass 2007-08-10T04:25:03Z says:

    I know at least one of you is gonna say it.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-10T04:36:22Z says:

      .... you are a flaming homo?

    • ramass
      ramass 2007-08-10T04:59:44Z says:

      No

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-10T05:03:21Z says:

      It

    • ramass
      ramass 2007-08-10T05:14:33Z says:

      Roland got it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-11T02:13:22Z says:

      it. am i too late?

  • gutz13
    gutz13 2007-08-10T04:37:18Z says:

    You don't see that everyday.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-10T04:58:56Z says:

      Dog breeders do. The woman I baught my dog from was telling me about it once. Kinda weird she just braught it up. It happens more often when different breeds do it.

    • gutz13
      gutz13 2007-08-10T05:04:49Z says:

      pipe's not fitting , eh?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-10T06:49:50Z says:

      They stole my thunder down below. Assholes.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-11T02:14:58Z says:

      i don't think it has anything to do with the breed of dog. even dogs of the same breed have this 'problem'..

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-08-10T04:39:41Z says:

    The male dogs' look to the camera is like: "What? Mothafucka."

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-10T04:56:06Z says:

      The female's was like, HELP, HELP, for the love of chirst HEEELLLPPP!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-08-10T04:48:39Z says:

    i liek how when hes done they just kinda stand there and hes got that typical guy face "whelp im done i guess i gotta wait around till she lest me go..."

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-08-10T17:52:06Z says:

      she just wanted to be cuddled afterwards

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-08-10T04:53:10Z says:

    I was waiting for a bomb to drop.

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-08-10T04:57:22Z says:

    That guy was probably thinkin, I just wanted to watch them have sex, why the fuck did this shit have to happen.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-10T05:03:51Z says:

      Damnit!! Vera, get the hose!!"

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-08-10T05:11:13Z says:

      Quit shitting on my lawn!

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-08-10T05:00:09Z says:

    the male dog has barbs on his dick which makes it very difficult to withdraw after they cum...wouldn't that suck if it was the same way in the human world lol

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-10T05:02:10Z says:

      It would make jumping from a second story window a lot harder.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-08-10T05:06:16Z says:

      The Animal Planet will return after these messages.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-10T05:22:11Z says:

      Dogs do not have barbs. They have what's called a knot, which enlarges even more than the rest of the penis. This gets stuck, allowing the male to deny the bitch to other males for a while.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-10T06:03:35Z says:

      Dogknot. It's part of the American vernacular, isn't it?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-10T06:22:07Z says:

      Barbs? What a dumbass, Shawn. That's cats, dude. Everyone knows dogs have velcro on their dicks.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-10T06:23:14Z says:

      And now for the real reason - Because the transfer of seminal fluid in the dog takes some time, the base of the penis swells in order to prevent the tie from breaking too early, thus ensuring that the semen is completely ejaculated and the b*tch has the best possible chance of getting pregnant by this male.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-10T06:26:35Z says:

      *gasp* PUPPIES!!!

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-10T06:48:55Z says:

      And what do you mean, they cum? She didn't seem like she was havin fun. Espically after that dog dick exploaded up in her. Yeah, I bet that felt great.

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-08-10T19:27:54Z says:

      most girls i know sex isn't fun for them, just lay there with a smile and the occasional grunt and pray it will soon be over. which it usually is done quick. guys are so fast.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-08-10T19:50:25Z says:

      it isnt supposed to be fun, its to produce offspring or to show dominance

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-08-10T20:07:50Z says:

      damn, i didn't realize there were so many dog dick experts here

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-11T02:17:06Z says:

      hank aka wikipediais right.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-08-11T04:57:26Z says:

      shit. this is like school. you learn more and more every day. Of course, just like government school, you dont know if it's fucking true or not.

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-08-11T17:19:09Z says:

      HANK! i didn't know you were a non-swearer.

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2007-08-10T07:28:30Z says:

    i hate when this happens.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-10T10:43:16Z says:

      What kind of dog do you have?

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2007-08-10T12:05:00Z says:

      don't try and hit on her dude, you've already got a girl

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-10T16:40:16Z says:

      i'm single but i'm kind of an asshole

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-08-10T19:24:52Z says:

      aren't most dogs, anyway?

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-08-10T08:19:55Z says:

    the black and white dog looks a little bit like mine. im sure you all will find that very interesting

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-11T02:17:52Z says:

      hmm.. what do you make of this, Watson?

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-08-10T09:15:57Z says:

    that sucks for him....he just wants to leave...stupid penis

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-10T16:41:03Z says:

      story of hank's life

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-11T04:36:50Z says:

      Sigh...

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2007-08-10T09:16:59Z says:

    nothing a cold bucket of water won't fix.

  • TheDisturbed
    TheDisturbed 2007-08-10T10:51:05Z says:

    WHY THE FUCK WAS SOMEONE TAPING DOG SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE!

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2007-08-10T12:06:10Z says:

      saving it for when he gets home

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-08-10T18:44:57Z says:

      True

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-08-10T11:49:48Z says:

    My legs go up and down like that when i cum....

    • crimsonails
      crimsonails 2007-08-18T02:04:37Z says:

      hahah that was a pretty fucking awesome jig that dog was doing for a second.

  • Elantragt1
    Elantragt1 2007-08-10T15:25:11Z says:

    LEMME GO BITCH!!! YOUR STUCK WITH THE KIDS NOW!!!

  • Jewcy
    Jewcy 2007-08-10T22:08:37Z says:

    YOU'RE BENDING IT YOU'RE BENDING IT

  • trogdor
    trogdor 2007-08-11T00:44:27Z says:

    Obviously these weren't Asian dogs - there's no shitting or puking.
    Unfortunately.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-08-11T02:15:35Z says:

    Everytime my dogs fuck, they do it in the living room right in the middle of Jepordy, so I miss like 10 minutes of the show cause the bitch won't shut up.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-11T02:33:50Z says:

      Kick them.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-08-12T04:31:06Z says:

      maybe you should stop watching jeopardy from the living room floor naked on your hands and knees

  • Rob_in_NJ
    Rob_in_NJ 2007-08-11T02:41:21Z says:

    my dog got stuck like that, it popped when it came out.

  • 2P1S
    2P1S 2007-08-11T11:04:49Z says:

    Fake. Both "dogs" are clearly midgets in racoon skins.

JimPanse
posted August 10, 2007

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