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Comments to Old man rambles on
PIG PUSSY PORK RINDS.. SCHIZOPHRENIA RULES.
u will read it all in HEARTBURN..i fuck dead pig pussy hahaha wtf!
Damn, Ive been meaning to renew my subscription, it, along with Readers Digest, ran out months ago.
that's most likely dimensia. schizophrenia means you hear voices. (not to be confused with multiple personality disorder)--trust me on this one.
Fuck you, you fucking farting robots.
Apathy... you spelled whunu wrong
he's not crazy, he's confessing some deep shit from a hundred hears ago. I think he's truly misunderstood.
*years
dir rot youre a noob.. when somone mentions whunu (fuck you whunu) youre suppost to stop what ever youre saying and add on FUCK you whunu!
FUCK you whunu you fucking fag gasser!
But how did it get started? And why whunu?
Fuck you, whunu. (?)
^^^fucking clueless. Noob.
whunu is a fucking cunt.
Will someone please tell me who whunu is? BTW I'm a noob. And why do you hate this dude/lady so much? Did He/She rape you all?
BTW again I'm terribly fucking drunk.......
fuck you whunu you fuckin selfish christas stealer
*christmas
Whoa wtf I'm not whunu, chill out sweetcheeks.
Fuck you whunu and choke on a dead pigs pussy
Fuck you whunu you sloppy seconds backwash stain.
FUCK YOU WHUNU! YOU SLIME ENCRUSTED FUCK HOLE!
clones........
Shut up, you fucking stupid bitch.
Talking to yourself again huh?
I elect this guy the new president.
why would you wanna put Bush back in office?
im getting no sound from this
Albert Einstien's final words?
Al whispered his final words to a nurse. She didnt speak German though, so no one knows what he said. I read that interesting yet useless fact while I was taking a shit at work today.
"2+2 does equal 5"
Nobody speaks German? It's like the language of some lost Amazon tribe?
Kinda like Dutch, but only fags speak that.
he should have hired me as his nurse. then we would probably know now how to realize nuclear fusion technology and could travel through time. no doubts about that....
Oh palease, german is hilarious. I mean really:
Sprechen sie deutsch? Ich bin Gott!!!
Hilarious.
ja, wie spreekt er tegenwoordig nog duits lol!?
Hard of hearing Hank? "Last week Professor Einstein trudged no more in the grounds of his beloved institute. A lingering gall-bladder infection sent him to the hospital. Blood began to escape from his aorta, the main artery. Shortly after midnight he muttered a few sentences in German. The night nurse could not understand, and the last words of the modern world's greatest scientist were lost. At 1:15 a.m. Albert Einstein, 76, died in his sleep." -(Time Magazine, Monday, May 02, 1955)
What's my hearing got to do with anything, fuckhead? My point was why didn't they a nurse with him that spoke german? German is not an exotic language, and Einstein was a very important scientist, etc...
They must have not gotten the flyer outlining the exact moment he would die. I see what you're saying, but your first post was unclear. Shitbird.
My first post wasn't unclear. You are just dumb.
yeah, that told him hank
Who told you you were allowed to reply to me, SkinnyJames?
Get down from your high horse for fuck sake Hanky.
What exactly is a high horse?
A giraffe, perhaps?
A giraffe?, His horse is so high Keith Richards is jealous.
and calling me SkinnyJames!?!?!?! I am totally devastated.
That's nice.
this guy is fucking nuts
Is he? Or is he THE SANEST MAN ALIVE?
This guy is a genius.
If we don't follow his wise words we're finished.
He knows the way......to nirvana.
FUCK THEM DEAD PIGS!!!!!!!!!
I think this might be plantshit
not crazy enough.
dik? This is us in 40 years.
ya
Thats him now.
I won't live that long.
Dik is a lot in dog years
40 in april
kirk was born on the same day as me...which basically makes me equal in power to spock
i bet i get really old... i'm uncanny like that
You decrepit old fuck.
you fucking whippersnappers
get off my lawn damned kids!!!!!
*throws rock through dik's window and scampers off*
*breaks hip
*laughs*
*sets Diks bins on fire*
*throws rock through irish's car window and scampers off*
*sits on porch across the street laughing, as LSD shows up to diks house in Pink Officer uniform*
*cuts a u-turn and clips Assfeltch as he scampers off*
*hovers above them in a little spaceship*
*throws rock through Vic's spaceship window and crawls off dragging crushed legs*
*points and laughs*
*sets Irishs car on fire*
*sits quietly in bushes watching*
*shakes head and fears for the future of mankind*
*crashes into a building and lies there, very still, for a long time*
*pokes Vic with a stick to see if he moves.*
*Cracks Apathy round the head with a cricket bat. Then Vic, just to be sure. Then sets them both on fire*
*struggles out from under Vic's spaceship*
*Walks past some bushes and sets them on fire.*
*screams and dives into ornamental pond*
*throws pebbles and bewildered goldfish at cheeky*
Oh, fish supper!
*Wanders off to find a chippy*
*throws nephew's burnt, dead body off of him and sneaks away in the shadows*
*searches Apathy's body for cash and nibbles on some freshly cooked Vic nephew*
*Sits upright onto crushed legs with much effort and surveys the carnage unfolding. Starts scribbling down everything so that he can sell the script to Hollywood later*
*stands in the middle of the street and laughs her ass off*
*pokes Asphalt's legs with a stick and offers to stop for a share of the movie profits*
*flings a bewildered goldfish at lyzshiz*
*flings a bewildered swordfish at Fugs*
*Joins brawl and hacks up a lung*
*throws said lung at Fugs*
*throws stick away and pokes Asphalt's legs with a bewildered swordfish instead while wearing Dicks lung as a wet rubbery beanie*
*slopes off to sleep in the shrubbery for the night.
ha ha shrubbery...
"We want a shrubbery!"
"ni...ni..."
ekky ekky ekky ekky pikang zoop boing zoo owlie zihv.......im an addict
Did you find IT?
noooooooooooooooooooo....he said IT...wait now i said IT......i said IT again! OH!
wow... how dumb.
*goes back inside*
*finishes beer*
raise your hand if you think faggyvalentine is being ass fucked RIGHT NOW.
*slaps BobbyV hard and tells him to find his own thread*
*goes out on porch, lures Fagentine with gay porn. Hits him in back of head with shovel...burns his close*
Raises hand
*steals Assfeltch's script, kicks bobbyvalentine in the nuts, and laughs at cheeky*
That wasn't my car.
*drags Vic spaceship back to his house*
*realizes some stole Fagentines body. Circles room for clue*
*finds LSD fucking the fags corpse. just walks away*
(off topic... moon eclipse tonight... should be full by 10 est. time)
oh yeah
*runs outside still in towl from shower*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLD
*hiding in lys's bushes* xD
but i saw it at least
*throws a small dog at Stallan*
*sees cool eclipse, grabs towel, get an eyefull, and swims back across river to Athens county.*
where the hell is athens county?
Across the Ohio river from Parkersburg.
*sacrifices dog under eclipse"
shit that was my grandmother's dog.
"runs into the woods while being yelled at by an angry old person"
ah but see i dont live in WVa my family is just from there
*Dark Emperor takes over granny's dog*
What a buzz kill.
I dont live in Ohio anymore either.
lol.
*stabs stallan in the eye for killing the dog and getting me yelled at*
good cause it was still too close for comfort
I would agree.
I used to live in Athens County.
All of this started by me implying that dik was old....albeit the same age as me.....gee.
OH! OH! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??? CAUSE I THINK YOU ARE......*rofl at my own joke like an idiot*
Your kidding, go to OU?
I did (MS) and taught there too...
Ha. See people on here can agree.
what you teach Kirk?
I taught at Hocking College in Nelsonville.
Stallan: Geographic Information Systems
Zilla: hahaha....I have been there. Cut down any trees (lets see if you get the joke)???
Working on getting my Degree in Animation and Illustration
That's what I taught.
so your into physical Geography...
Stallan: Cool....in my day, that was called CAD....hehe
Zilla: Ahhhh....the school of forestry there....it was a pretty good program back in the day... My first job there as a Grad Asst was taking aerial photographs of strip mines....
...dorks...
it changes so much now...
They were certainly plenty to photograph. Now I lecture contractors around the country on asme codes in between my Gov contracts, but I dont have a college degree.
(if the is a record for longest thread on MS, this ones got to be coming close)
*tries to....hold....back.....cant hold.......back* IM INTO YOUR PHYSICAL GEOGRAPHY!!!!!1
...i tried.....shit
Stallan, its not even close....
Zilla: I have pictures of Big Muskie still working. You and I are probably the only ones who know what that is.... (and no fags it isn't something gay/shit/poo/vomit)
Ha Ha, Lyz. That hurts coming from you. (expert)
dude so iwas just going down the stairs with my laundry and i fell. I FELL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AND BROKE A TIT. goddamnit
ow. pity me.
JTK: i believe it's PCADM/PBAAI now
Well think how the stairs must feel.
^Just plug it in and blow it back up.
Lyz: roflmao
they better feel fucking guilty.......
my titty hurts!!! i am sooooo going to install an elevator
*puts handful of snow down lys's shirt when not looking*
*gouges stallan's eye out*
NOT cool
*takes out fake eye, puts in new one*
*stomps away to put on clothes cause she still hasn't*
*throws lyz her shirt, and gets back to project...*
project?
Why don't you two get a room?
...no comment...
8 character drawings due tomorrow.. Paint isn't drying!!!
eh i have like 56754745 projects not done for graphic arts....
ahhh, this is the first(new semester) of a million i'm sure
nothing like a new semester to fuck up your year eh?
*reclaims dog from evil of stallan and tries to sneak away*
it's not fucking up anything... going to be like this for 3 years yet
have fun with that
gotta do what ya gotta do
graphic arts doesn't require college so im set after tech
school is for chumps, just start your own websites and you are set!
*bows down*
graphic arts doesn't require college no, but it requires someone who can understand the basic design principles, which most people can't actually comprehend.
with it, you either got it, or you don't ;/
yup
if i don't have it then im fucked cause its the only thing im good at other than falling down stairs...my tit still hurts...
might be an idea setting up a cam at the bottom of your stairs..haha
rofl...just for you guys....well my stairs are steep....
Yak: HTML is the matix, could never get my head around it
i know the basic shit with HTML
you could win a million dollars on AFV, and have MS applaud you
$10 000, lol one to many
*sniff*...don't use me you bastard....*sniff*
anyone saying html is tough needs to be killed.
the html that is now is so easy compared to say 5 years ago when you didn't have nice css shit to help out your designs.
if you guys are really interested in graphic design feel free to talk to me or deja, since deja has her degree in graphic design and i'm basically a graphic design master (not that you could tell with this site ;) )
lol
i might take you up on that sometime. thanks.
and i don't think HTML is tough i just have a horrid memory
cool Yak... can't see myself needing the know how.. but i appreciate it none the less
yak is right....god, HTM sucked back in the day. You had to type everything and know a shit load of hex to get colors right. Now it is all visual....with minimal typing.
well web design isn't my thing. i'm better at fashion and product design.
lyzshiz = siren
shut up. i am not siren
*backhands Lyzshit*
Speak when spoken to.
i will fucking gouge your eyes out
lyzshiz is not stupid enough to be siren.
Don't try to talk dirty to me.
when i hit it big and get my own show/comic.. and need a website... the last thing i'll be doing is getting some yummy in a suit to do it.. have people i know do it
suit to make the site*... rather have
I'm a yummy in a suit, but am not sure whether or not to be offended.
thanks. at least i'm smarter than siren.
yuppy*
*puts beer down*
well aren't you eloquent?
and like the "m" button isn't even next to th "p" button. how do you fuck that up???
shut up
Ok, I can tell this needs to be done so... I now pronounce Stallan and Lyz as husband and wife...
I would just like to thank the two of them for ruining a fun little thread.
Killing them would be more satisfying.
slowly
We'll start with you.
*gets in to H3 and runs Hank over*
What the fuck happened to our street fight????
someone killed it. namely that noobie, lyzshit.
*sneaks up to lyzshit and silently slices her throat*
*kicks Vic just for the hell of it and scoots back to today's posts*
*Walks upto Vic and sets him on fire*
*roasts marsh mellows over Vic's body*
I derived deep meaning from 1:44 to 1:51.
I don't think I even reached that far
I feel enlightened.
And what does she have to say about that may I ask?
Daddy? Why didn't you send me any birthday cards?
Suck on my fat pork rind !
god i hate pork rinds
how can you hate pork rinds.. its fried pork fat!
its pretty much the perfect food
Mmmm, porky scratchings. - And pickled eggs.
Doc Brown?
someone fucking punch this homeless shithead.
*suckerpunch*
valentine you homo wtf is with that avatar??? is it you or is this a guy you dig? either way, you sir, are a fag.
fuck it creeps me out
Yeah, he's just too gay.
super gay
gaaaaaaay
someone punch this bobby valentine faggot
ubërgay
uberduberultragay!
..to the MAX!
Vicgay
faggish1
*my gaydar breaks and tits explode because apparently thats what happens when your gaydar breaks"
terra-gay.
gay of gays
Richard Simmons called him a faggot.
I'll impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick lol.
This is as old as the internets for sure
internets....plural?
duh...there's more than one
EAT pork rinds, EAT dead pigs, EAT pork rinds, EAT dead pigs. Alright alright!!
you've had enough pork ya George Foreman lookalike
how does this guy not have his own tv show but larry the cable guy and jeff foxworthy do???
Have you not seen jerry springer?
It's like a fucking family reunion for those twats.
i would like to see this guy have his own TV show. Jerry Springer isn't really funny anymore. They need to take it to another level...
I only like phoney baloney dicks in my pussy twat too.. what a coinkie dink
p.s. working in a nursing home, ive heard much worse lol
Could we compromise if I wear a strap-on?
ROFL. Is there a Mucho Academy Award? If so, I nominate this.
nah best rap artist, he had some flow to it im afraid to admit
you know robert picton over in vancouver didn't like hookers that much either so he killed about 40 or so of them and cut them up and fed them to the pigs on his pig farm. he isn't as old as this guy but he looks a lot like him
my cousin jeff killed a hooker, then he dismembered here and hid her under the the other trailers in the park....gotta love jeff...i have many fucked up family stories
One of my goals in life is to kill a hooker.
talk to my cousin. he's in a jail in west virginia
What do you expect in WVa? Fucked up family stories. That's where the term Uncle-Dad originated.
but i'm not an inbred
I am shocked they didnt kick you out.
ouch. im hurt.
LOL, well at least you can take a joke.
of course i can. im not a puusy. have one but im not one.
shit i didnt hit reply i know
Well maybe there are no reply cops around.
i was my own reply cop
*flexes banhammer*
Waiting for the banchant...
Get away from the cans!!! Someone's shooting at the cans!
No, it was nothing like that. I laughed and said, "Hey, Bill!! Look at all these exploding cans!!" And laughed. And laughed...and laughed. Until i realized it was a man that hated the cans who was shooting them.
*Phyce, glass eye*
And THAT is how we fuck.
i was eating pork grines while watching this video...but they were really good so i kept eating