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Old problem... and proof me is male!

Yes, this is me. This happened way back in September of '04, luckily I don't have to deal with it anymore.

Old problem... and proof me is male!

Old problem... and proof me is male!
Old problem... and proof me is male!

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Comments to Old problem... and proof me is male!

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2007-10-25T04:07:43Z says:

    Craig, start the reactors

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T10:03:30Z says:

      who? quaid?

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2007-10-25T20:12:20Z says:

      ha ha haaa! he's cut his cock off.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T12:33:23Z says:

      who? quaid?

    • Odds
      Odds 2007-10-26T12:35:13Z says:

      Is that an Apadravya piercing?

  • AlbinoNegroLover
    AlbinoNegroLover 2007-10-25T04:09:04Z says:

    AIDS is with you forever buddy....

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2007-10-25T04:20:40Z says:

      aids affects your immune system buddy...

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T09:53:32Z says:

      I don't know if AIDS or WTF, but it's not there anymore, that's for sure.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T10:04:05Z says:

      you cut your dick off?

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T10:09:51Z says:

      Wouldn't you like to see?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-10-26T00:59:20Z says:

      you apparently felt it was necessary for the entire planet of earth to see you with whatever the fuck is wrong with your pee pee stick in the first place. So you say, "wouldnt you like to see?"
      Uhh.. Do we have a choice in the first place?

    • BoB777
      BoB777 2007-10-26T02:31:05Z says:

      I too found it strange you'd open yourself up to something like that. You're either very brave, or very stupid.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:37:57Z says:

      K-Billy and BoB777, I wouldn't say that it was necessary. If I still had it, I wouldn't even think about posting it.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-10-25T04:10:19Z says:

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fool.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-25T06:03:21Z says:

      Ha.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T09:53:54Z says:

      Fool for what?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T10:04:33Z says:

      what do you think, dumbass?

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T10:10:27Z says:

      I don't know cunt swab, you mind filling in the blanks?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T15:50:10Z says:

      you need other people to think for you?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T15:52:41Z says:

      ok because you've asked so nicely, i'll help you out.
      you submitted a photo of your dick..
      with a big pustule on it.
      how's that for leaving a first impression?

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-25T16:39:54Z says:

      k-billy only an asshead posts something that big.. come on man...fuck

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-25T17:58:08Z says:

      Mind you, posting a picture of your knob with a big pustule on it is quite amusing.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-25T18:07:16Z says:

      if my penis had a big pustule on it , yyou couldn't even stop me from posting it

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-25T20:28:17Z says:

      If he posted a full body photo we could have seen a pustule with a knob on it.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-25T21:01:55Z says:

      Hah

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-10-26T00:55:49Z says:

      thats assuming if we could even see his dick in the first place.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-10-26T00:57:03Z says:

      and vic pretty much sums it up Flagal. God, I'm still laughing. Look, i dont hardly EVER do that, but shit man! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Oh gawd! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T05:54:46Z says:

      I think maybe you need someone else to think for you vic, since you can't read the signs that well as it is. I'll put it this way, if you had read the info, you could have been able to infer that since I don't have that big thing on my pecker anymore, that I don't care if people see it. Not that hard. I mean the point, not my dick :P

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:08:36Z says:

      And as far as leaving first impressions, since when did that matter so much here on Mucho? :)

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T12:36:30Z says:

      remember subvomit? i guess you don't, cause she hasn't been here since her third day, where she posted nude pics of herself.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T12:43:33Z says:

      so yeah, IF you have to submit a pic as a first submittal, don't make it an incriminating one.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-27T00:15:41Z says:

      so you just took that insult from dik. id expekt more from a jew!

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-27T01:38:55Z says:

      Funny - I expecteed rather less from you. Stringing sentences is higher than your current English level, elpiss.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-27T01:39:50Z says:

      ^Being expected to spell 'expected', however, is another game entirely.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-27T02:50:30Z says:

      uhuh

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-27T10:13:26Z says:

      I see where you're coming from, vic. Oh well, too late now lol.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-27T10:53:19Z says:

      And I think I remember subvomit, the name sounds very familiar. I'll have to look for the pics.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-27T14:22:11Z says:

      if you want to spare your retinas, i wouldn't!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-27T14:23:55Z says:

      but if you really feel like destroying yourself, don't look for 'subvomit' but 'subliminal-vomit'.

  • Leela27
    Leela27 2007-10-25T04:30:42Z says:

    So what is that?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-25T04:35:43Z says:

      A magic penis bump. Suck it and turn into a princess.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T09:54:09Z says:

      True story there, folks :)

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T15:53:41Z says:

      i've got this huge purple magic penis bump that needs to be sucked on.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-25T17:58:55Z says:

      Erm.....yeah. I think I'll leave that to you Vic.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T12:40:12Z says:

      pfff.. homophobe^!

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-10-25T04:36:05Z says:

    Why would you post your STD?

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-10-25T05:28:24Z says:

      Super Tiny Dick?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-25T06:53:36Z says:

      because he can? because its Muchosucko! I would defently post my std´s, injury . Its called loyalty Dick head.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T09:54:48Z says:

      Tiny, when un-amused.

      And yes, because it is MuchoSucko!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-25T17:59:44Z says:

      So, when can we expect a photo of knob rot from you plantshit?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-25T22:02:35Z says:

      knob rot?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T12:43:57Z says:

      cockrot.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T12:44:16Z says:

      ^wasn't that how Goku was called?

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-10-25T04:58:56Z says:

    so genital warts happened back in 2004?


    who were you fucking your uncle or your dog?

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-10-25T05:19:51Z says:

      why does it have to be "or"?

    • Rageoflucifer
      Rageoflucifer 2007-10-25T07:29:35Z says:

      lol coupland

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-25T08:24:42Z says:

      coup ;) youre soo friended on my myspace!

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T09:55:00Z says:

      Both.

  • dontomas
    dontomas 2007-10-25T05:57:43Z says:

    pssst, i don't know if you noticed, but it sorta looks like you got a little thing there on your weiner. not that i was lookin at it or anything.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T09:55:49Z says:

      I was actually more concerned about the zipper, but hey, thanks for pointing that out!

  • edible-corpse
    edible-corpse 2007-10-25T05:58:28Z says:

    WTF

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-10-25T06:03:51Z says:

    I don't see any proof that this is yours.

    • Snotcricket
      Snotcricket 2007-10-25T07:51:28Z says:

      Who would claim this that didn't own it?

    • BoB777
      BoB777 2007-10-26T02:33:59Z says:

      Snot has a valid point

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-26T06:38:02Z says:

      I know, but it needed to be said.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-10-25T06:10:49Z says:

    Yeah this is nasty, who would show the world that they have the herpes??

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2007-10-25T07:07:27Z says:

      Herpes eh? Considering you seem so sure it's herpes and leave no room for anything else.. I'll just assume you have more experience than you let on..

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-10-25T07:17:13Z says:

      ^ lamest come-on ever?

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T09:57:11Z says:

      Very nasty, indeed. I don't know about Herpes, but I made for damn sure no one knew about it when I had it lol. Now, I don't care, alls can see me weird thang!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T10:06:55Z says:

      so you had a dry period for a year?

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T10:11:19Z says:

      Year and a half.

    • Bull
      Bull 2007-10-25T10:51:37Z says:

      A dry period? Red and crusty.

    • HareTrinity
      HareTrinity 2007-10-25T14:40:52Z says:

      Fake. You can't not have sex for over a month, your genitals would implode.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T15:54:47Z says:

      mine haven't yet.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T15:54:58Z says:

      wait.. let me check!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T15:55:17Z says:

      they still look the same.. maybe i was raped in my sleep?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-25T18:01:12Z says:

      It was Boom again!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T00:20:52Z says:

      don't talk about him yet. too soon! too soon!

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:10:47Z says:

      Mine have been imploded for a while now.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:42:05Z says:

      ......lulz

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2007-10-25T06:12:54Z says:

    What the fuck is that?!?!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T10:09:38Z says:

      how dare you talk to your son like that!?

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T10:14:03Z says:

      LMAO!

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-25T23:23:25Z says:

      If that were my son I would of shot it a long time ago, same goes for you Vic.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T00:28:06Z says:

      you can always dream.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-26T00:52:28Z says:

      My son hit the X5.

  • vthokie07
    vthokie07 2007-10-25T07:06:04Z says:

    HPV, what the fuck happened?

  • Flagal
    Flagal 2007-10-25T10:01:00Z says:

    I am nowhere in the know about bumps on penises and all, does this shit really happen with STDs/etc.? It can't be an STD/AIDs/whatever, I was almost 18 when I got that thing, and had sex for the first time when I was 20. Of course, I had gotten tested for HIV and the like, and the results were negative.

  • Flagal
    Flagal 2007-10-25T10:03:06Z says:

    and the like just to be safe*
    Ya never know, STDs may end up in a can of Cola in the near future lulz
    Oh well, it's gone and I laugh my ass off at it now.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T10:05:20Z says:

      Damn, missed the reply button.

      LULZ

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-25T17:56:51Z says:

      What the fuck is "lulz" ...

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-27T01:43:06Z says:

      lame, underhand lobber zit.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-10-25T10:08:04Z says:

    ok.. so you took a picture of your dick(lump and all) over three years ago, and kept it on your pc?



    why?

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-25T10:12:55Z says:

      Well, I figure I'd keep it there so when I do PC cleanup I'd find it and laugh my ass off. Which I did. And plus, I don't want to be the ONLY one who knew about this little incident.

    • twin
      twin 2007-10-25T10:36:26Z says:

      it looks like a big spot maybe you should of tried to pop it

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-25T10:56:34Z says:

      why did you take a picture in the first place?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-25T15:56:27Z says:

      ^that was part of my question.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-25T18:00:05Z says:

      Since he seems so concerned about it now, but hiding the fact with a lame lie that he doesn't care and laughs about it; I'm assuming he has it now, took the picture the night before submitting it and posted here to sort of lure advice from anyone, that way he can remain anonymous and not have to show his face in a doctor's office if he finds out it isn't anything at all. Then again, why ask a bunch of fucking retards for opinions?

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-25T23:55:03Z says:

      ^Good point - maybe he's been jackin off too much since joining MS and going to bed with a cum-encrusted dick.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-26T01:34:57Z says:

      I hardly think that is's unusual for somebody who didnt have sex until they were 20 to take a picture of their dick (or a reasonable facsimile) at 18...He didnt know what it was for back then.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:15:00Z says:

      You are pretty dull, IATG. None of my comments have shown any concern about that thing. I gather that you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed growing up, and same probably goes for now.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:41:37Z says:

      Well, the first sentence anyways. If I wanted advice, I'd go to a doctor. Can anyone guess how long I had it?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-26T11:33:30Z says:

      im sorry but we have to amputate your penis.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-26T17:58:40Z says:

      ^Nice!

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-27T10:14:50Z says:

      Hey, it's all yours!

  • peener
    peener 2007-10-25T11:58:40Z says:

    wat is that a cyst? kinda look like tiny balls growin on your foreskin lol

  • leper-chaun
    leper-chaun 2007-10-25T17:37:43Z says:

    you lot complain when there is not "proper" content and just some cheesy porn clips, and you complain when there is something posted that has been posted number of times before and yet its not a repost. You crying emos can suck my dick.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2007-10-25T17:39:29Z says:

      im not going to reply anyone specifically, so dont go crying "reply!". Most comments I could be bothered to read on this page contain emo-ness. Even that "WTF" comment is better.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-25T17:52:56Z says:

      just who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-25T23:31:29Z says:

      I think he's a retard or something, let's not stare and move along.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T00:29:33Z says:

      let us laugh behind its back.

  • SpaceGoat
    SpaceGoat 2007-10-25T18:13:49Z says:

    You're all idiots. That's a genital wart. Not AIDS, Not Herpes and Not HIV. It's very insignificant. Almost like 75% of late teenagers have them here in Los Angeles. Mine is extremely small and barely noticable. BTW, now that it's gone... do the ladies a favor and get circumsized... Fuck the elephant trunk, it's all about the german helmet.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-25T19:50:44Z says:

      Why on earth would you want to tell people that your dick is extremely small and barely noticeable. Sounds like you won't be doing any ladies a favor.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-25T23:53:58Z says:

      ^LMAO!

    • BoB777
      BoB777 2007-10-26T02:38:38Z says:

      That was fuckin funny.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:45:57Z says:

      At the time I took the picture, I figured showing the lump was bad enough, why have the whole thing? Oh yeah, I DID pull the forskin down some time later (not gonna give away a timeline here hehe). And here's the even stranger part... it wasn't red. As in swelling-red, or rash-red, none of those. Just the normal color of.. well, you guessed it, my dick.

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2007-10-25T20:12:21Z says:

    next time just rub some clearasil on it, btw, that is fucking gross.

  • MrEd
    MrEd 2007-10-26T00:09:21Z says:

    That was a brave but stupid move Flagal - you'll forever be reminded that you posted a pic of your infected dick on here.
    You might as well use this pic as your avatar from now on - might even stop people posting cheap insults (too obvious/easy etc).

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-26T00:31:04Z says:

      agreed

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:18:18Z says:

      Well, MrEd, I could take another pic, if that would please you.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-26T06:25:57Z says:

      Hey, bring on the cheap insults! It's time to hear some minimum-wage humor!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-10-26T23:55:14Z says:

      If our humor is minimum-wage, your dick is worth 2 pesos.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-27T10:16:49Z says:

      That was lame.

  • Hogmaster
    Hogmaster 2007-10-26T00:57:13Z says:

    i got the same thing when i slammed my penis into the car door several times...

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-10-26T17:26:40Z says:

      I hate hit when that happens man

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-10-26T18:56:20Z says:

    Is it Lupus?

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-10-26T22:35:36Z says:

      I sort of looks like Lupus...
      Smerf, is it Lupus?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-27T14:28:08Z says:

      can't be lupus!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-27T14:28:16Z says:

      it is never lupus!

  • vixen
    vixen 2008-01-12T02:21:02Z says:

    HE JUST STUCK TWO BEEBEES... UNDERNEITH HIS UNCIRCUMSIZED... LITTLE PEEPEE/ UNDER THE FORSKIN.

Flagal
posted October 25, 2007

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