Muchologo
contact | faq |

One of Beez's Beez's

lookie what i found

sex stories

sex stories
sex stories

Magnify

tags related to One of Beez's Beez's

sex,  wtf,  user,  the beautiful people,  porn,  tag,  mikebeez

Comments to One of Beez's Beez's

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-09-21T04:12:09Z says:

    If she goes to Mucho, you probably should have worn a condom. Hell, wear 4 condoms.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-21T04:19:36Z says:

      How was jail?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-09-21T04:27:13Z says:

      They got Jello, so it was ok.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-09-21T04:54:02Z says:

      that reminds me of the black guy saying he smeared jelly on his ass and made people suck his asshole

      according to him its not gay...

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-09-21T05:58:12Z says:

      Yeah, I remember that, sadly.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-09-21T06:38:28Z says:

      muchosucko.com/show/eating_ass_in_prison-30993/tag/prison

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T13:51:18Z says:

      Believe what you want, Kojach, it's still gay.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-22T06:06:16Z says:

      Agreed, it's gay to have your salad tossed by a guy.

    • HarryTipper
      HarryTipper 2008-09-22T09:40:05Z says:

      hahaha I remember that vid to!

    • Shannybanany
      Shannybanany 2008-12-03T08:49:39Z says:

      Thats some fucked up cunt

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-09-21T04:13:59Z says:

    They have penicillin for that.

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2008-09-21T04:14:58Z says:

    HARHAR

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T04:20:26Z says:

      Laughing at your small cock?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T04:23:14Z says:

      lol yupp

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-09-21T04:29:39Z says:

      Thanks beez. Selfesteem +1.

    • Endbn3
      Endbn3 2009-01-09T14:10:52Z says:

      Did you have to pay more to write Mucho on her belly?

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-09-21T04:16:41Z says:

    Yeah, the crayon effect in Photoshop is NOT for kids!

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-09-21T04:30:00Z says:

      Or women!

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2008-09-21T04:16:43Z says:

    her clit is flaccid. she doesnt like it.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T04:20:02Z says:

      she was dead actually

  • dik
    dik 2008-09-21T04:23:57Z says:

    fake

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-21T04:24:33Z says:

      The raging STD is real though.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T04:41:40Z says:

      lol seriously you think its fake? ill get a new one that says dik is a bitch

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-21T04:46:33Z says:

      +5 Team Beez.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T04:50:43Z says:

      Mikebeez, I would like to see that

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T05:09:35Z says:

      lol gimme a few days

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-09-21T05:31:39Z says:

      that would be fucking awesome Mike. Im thinking about talking my girl into a mucho pic. I dunno how she would react though

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T05:52:46Z says:

      dik is a bitch?

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T05:52:59Z says:

      that isn't very nice

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T05:56:04Z says:

      i guess mikebees doesn't like me...i can't understand that at all because i'm very personable. also extremely polite and frankly charming as fuck...ask hank

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T06:00:36Z says:

      Dik you're starting to sound like me

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T06:08:53Z says:

      no..i'm not

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T06:15:55Z says:

      Then maybe I'm starting to sound like you...creepy

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T06:46:45Z says:

      no...again you're not

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-21T07:23:49Z says:

      C'mon dik. Drumrave needs a mentor.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-09-21T07:29:09Z says:

      What he needs is to run his ass around the block a few times.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-21T07:39:15Z says:

      DrumStick have you ever considered a wave cap?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T07:54:38Z says:

      Like a doo-rag?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-21T07:57:56Z says:

      Circle gets the square.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T08:00:20Z says:

      Man, I have no idea what you are talking about. And why would I wear a doo-rag or wave cap? That's just dumb

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T08:39:41Z says:

      Dik is one charming motherfucker.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-21T12:13:18Z says:

      All your moms are cunts, and crack sluts. And this pic is both fake and photoshop - everybody knows that nobody on Mucho has sex...unless it's with their mom.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-09-21T19:28:16Z says:

      LOL manny

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-09-21T19:28:43Z says:

      dont know why it was so funny. true story tho.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T21:29:03Z says:

      lol dik i dont dislike u. but seriously i cant believe u guys think this is fake, what do i have to do?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T21:47:25Z says:

      You have to do a hideously overweight, alcoholic, skanky baglady in a dumpster, with a mucho sign.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T22:15:05Z says:

      hideously overweight, alcoholic, skanky tranny*

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T22:36:24Z says:

      ^ Or that, eithner way you still need to do it in a dumpster.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T22:36:57Z says:

      *either

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-22T00:59:53Z says:

      video would work

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2008-09-22T02:41:06Z says:

      yeah and show your ID plus social security card,Visa,Mastercard upclose for verification purposes only of course!

    • 1angrydragon
      1angrydragon 2008-09-22T03:59:52Z says:

      Give me your mom's number smugfucker and I'll do it

  • Rompipalle
    Rompipalle 2008-09-21T04:26:38Z says:

    She missed a spot when she was shaving.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-21T04:50:45Z says:

      It's her soul patch douchey. Looks like she should use a cream or some sort of lubricant..Or maybe thats just herpes..

    • Rompipalle
      Rompipalle 2008-09-21T07:03:07Z says:

      I know its supposed to be a landing strip, but with all that redness no one should have a problem finding the spot.

  • iranian
    iranian 2008-09-21T04:53:02Z says:

    what kind of slut polishes her nails blue?
    and u fucked her with no condom?
    good luck with aids

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-21T05:07:18Z says:

      What kinda slut grows a mustache, sideburns and a chinstrap, then covers it up with a dish rag?

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T15:54:49Z says:

      fucking dirty muslims!!!!!
      how much i hate them
      nuke them all

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-09-21T19:29:38Z says:

      /me blocks the reverse psychology attack

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2008-09-22T02:42:38Z says:

      works for me nuke away!

  • Thought
    Thought 2008-09-21T06:33:19Z says:

    I'm inclined to say it's fake: it looks like it could've been shopped. I'd only believe it if there was a picture of him actually writing it.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T08:18:44Z says:

      lol the only way i can prove that is is real is if you look at the O in mucho it has a smear behind it because i had to re-right it cause it looked haggard the first time.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-09-21T20:23:57Z says:

      I see that, That's proof enough for me. One other though, My fucking old lady won't fucking let me. I'm still trying though, She says she's absolutely disgusted by this site. I just LOL.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-22T02:32:01Z says:

      well maybe like put a pic that says MS on the wall in the background or something so she doesnt know idk

  • MsDuff
    MsDuff 2008-09-21T06:38:44Z says:

    She needs to exfoliate before and after shaving, and then use a toner. No more red bumpy razor burn and ingrown hairs.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T08:41:24Z says:

      You can exfoliate my ass hairs.

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-09-21T13:03:00Z says:

      lmfao

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-09-21T16:56:56Z says:

      I definitely could, it would reduce the pimples on your ass.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T17:19:35Z says:

      Hmmm... Exactly how does one exfoliate, any way?

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-09-21T17:26:10Z says:

      Body scrub with either salt in it, or microbeads to scrub open pores and get rid of dead skin, dirt, and oil. Rub it on your skin, and rinse.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-09-21T19:31:28Z says:

      Damn thats a worse burn than you can get from that razor.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T20:49:03Z says:

      Or I could use a wash cloth.

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-09-21T23:20:12Z says:

      You're not rubbing yourself raw with the scrub.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-09-22T19:07:00Z says:

      Exfoliating's great. I have to do it to my head every time I shave it.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-21T06:51:44Z says:

    nice, what did she said when you wrote that on her? This is really inspiring im thinking of doing the same when i get a camera.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-21T06:54:36Z says:

      I'm sure elchris won't mind if you write on him.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T08:20:37Z says:

      i just said hey lemme write on you and post it on the net. she was cool cause noone sees her face ya know.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-09-21T09:43:35Z says:

      I bet she'll make an excellent mother

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T09:53:29Z says:

      Better than the heroin junkie you are so fond of?

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-09-21T14:32:07Z says:

      earthdiedscreaming dates a junkie?

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-09-21T17:24:40Z says:

      Well, if by "dating" you mean fucking in the ass, and if by junkie you mean cock-addicted SkankChinkasski, then yes.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T17:33:05Z says:

      I don't think that was what he meant. Thanks for including me in your gay fantasies, though, faggot.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T19:51:45Z says:

      mikebeez: your cock looks about the same size as mine, how long is yours?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T21:21:38Z says:

      lol 6 and a half

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-21T23:02:49Z says:

      ^The last two comments are maybe the two gayest comments ever posted.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-22T00:04:20Z says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-22T02:16:32Z says:

      fuckin a

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-22T03:51:53Z says:

      omg urks - saw your last comment on this thread...read it w/o my glasses, and thought you said "the two GREATEST..."...sorry for what i wuz thinking about you...
      ...middle age sucks...

  • postalvag
    postalvag 2008-09-21T07:01:47Z says:

    ok you are no longer as close to a douchenozzle as yin is

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:19:09Z says:

    IF YOU'RE ELCHRIS OR ANY OTHER FUCKING MORON OUT THERE THAT CAN'T DO SHIT ON THEIR OWN - DELETE YOUR GODDAMNED COOKIES AND CACHE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! hahahahaha

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:23:07Z says:

      all other site have no problem with logging in and out except this site. Get it done and start to deserve your salary.

    • chewMe2
      chewMe2 2008-09-21T08:19:10Z says:

      When I retuned and read it, I smiled

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T17:20:32Z says:

      Meh, I've never had a problem logging in and out. My computer just fucks up with videos, so they basically don't work. But that's every site that uses flash videos, not just this one.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T18:16:29Z says:

      i cant see the time bar, i can just start and stop the video. No jumps :( fucking shit

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-09-21T19:34:01Z says:

      what browser you lot use? works just fine with me with the latest flash player and FF. if you use IE then enjoy your intranets STD.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T20:50:22Z says:

      I just reloaded the latest flash player, and I've been using Firefox for a long time now, updating as new versions come out. This has been an on going problem for over a year now.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-09-21T22:17:49Z says:

      This is strange, if the problem is year old it cant be the v.3 either. I havent upgraded to that yet. How exactly they dont work? Certainly you see them somehow?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-22T01:01:34Z says:

      They start up, no sound, and will run for 3 seconds. Then the loading symbol reappears, even if it's fully loaded, and it wont start working unless I click the time bar at the bottom.

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2008-09-21T07:54:29Z says:

    one more time..you all are gay

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2008-09-21T12:19:04Z says:

      are you asking to fuck me?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-22T08:23:27Z says:

      Usually objections are not in the form of a question of inquire as to what was said.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-21T12:29:29Z says:

    how was it? 1-10?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T17:20:48Z says:

      And how much did you pay her?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T17:38:49Z says:

      And can I have next?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-21T21:26:25Z says:

      i dont remember but she is usually 8-9 shes pretty skinny like 105 so i get bruises on my hips sometimes. ha

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-22T00:18:43Z says:

      8-9 dollars is cheap. Send her my way.

  • leper-chaun
    leper-chaun 2008-09-21T19:34:38Z says:

    way to go mikey.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-22T08:24:53Z says:

      way to go mikey, you got a 1" dick! It is proboly mangina in this pic.

  • Mannynub
    Mannynub 2008-09-21T21:38:16Z says:

    nice tan lines. No really, I like tan lines.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-09-21T21:50:27Z says:

      what tan lines? that bitch is pale

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T21:51:36Z says:

      ^Common English scuzbucket.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T21:56:59Z says:

      (+^) fucking interposters!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-22T01:02:04Z says:

      What's wrong with tan lines?

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2008-09-21T23:44:49Z says:

    Anyway, of course we believe you, you stupid cunt. Well done, you fucked someone woooo-hoooo...that's probably more than I'd say 19.87% of the users on this site can say (and a hole in your mattress doesn't count MrFagSucker). But seriously duuude, this is quite degrading if you care one ounce about this chick, quite sad on her part, and quite desperate upon yourself to try to fulfil some sort of acceptance and Mucho rite of passage.
    I know, I know...insult me everyone...I'm a big boy now.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T23:53:08Z says:

      Aaaand a big FUCK YOU goes out to CruelHorseMolester.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-22T01:02:55Z says:

      ...That's a lot of rambling gibberish. Fail!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-22T02:23:48Z says:

      :)

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-22T02:25:14Z says:

      lol noone sees her face. and its not like i post alot and want to be accepted. i just saw all the user submitters and thought i could one up them. noone will ever know who i am, or her, or you. so why dont you stop being such a critical cynic. are you mad that no matter how hard you ever tried you could never get a chick to do this? atleast one under 300. and dont say "i dont degrade women" who even fucks mattresses? you.

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-22T02:36:26Z says:

      Fuck you whunu! i mean...cruella

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-22T03:26:54Z says:

      Yup beez, like I thought - trying too hard to get accepted. Dude, whatever floats your boat. And come on man...the under 300 thing? How old are you? That was pretty bad. If it makes you happy to post pics of yourself having sex, and makes you feel accomplished - that's great. Just not my thing, that's all dude. I'm probably a bit older and further on in life than you I'd guess. I'm in a committed relationship, and would never ask my fiancee to do that for Muchoers to oggle at. Don't get me wrong, I quite often take snaps like that on my cell - but for my eyes only. Call me old-fashioned, call me a cunt - I couldn't care less. Whatever makes you happy dude! :-p

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T03:33:31Z says:

      you're a pinko commie freedom hating cunt. You should seriously stop commenting and trying to make agreements with people who disagree with you. You may think your cool shit and so smart but you are a loser and so naive to think everyone would agree with you

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-22T08:27:28Z says:

      you should all shut up and stop telling each other not to comment. It's all worthless garbage spam shit. Even this comment. Have a nice day, junkies.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-09-22T02:28:56Z says:

    mikebeez, I don't care if you post a fake pic or not. You are still a fag.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-22T02:30:56Z says:

      agreed

  • AgentWorm
    AgentWorm 2008-09-22T04:36:46Z says:

    I tried to convince my girl let me post a pic like this of us on here, but she said no. Was pretty lame.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-22T08:29:23Z says:

      "was" as in you now think it "is'nt." Pussy. Or "was" as in the incident of her saying no is lame?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-22T08:29:58Z says:

      "was" is past tense.

    • AgentWorm
      AgentWorm 2008-09-22T17:30:57Z says:

      Her decision was lame, still is.

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-30T06:13:39Z says:

    Does she have a rash?

mikebeez
posted September 21, 2008