Let me translate: You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
I can't believe they didn't get into it. When my cat talks to me like that, I back the fuck down.
People train dogs.
Cats train people.
People seperate cats & dogs.
I let my pitbull loose on some feral cats like that in Puerto Rico, all of them ran but one. He just stood there doing that to my dog with the biggest cat balls I've ever seen.
That ginger cat does an awesome Bob Dylan.
This was mesmerizing stuff...bravo sloan. Ease up on the speed, and post more quality...or maybe just go back to Zoloft St - you posted way cooler stuff then.
{Note to self: Post some cool shit. Please the mob...and you WILL be free}
jsloan... you keep disappointing me :( you talk about all these fucked up great things you're submitting, and then i go through and see what's really submitted and am always disappointed :( the best stuff gets posted right away, but then... there's still like another 10 posts there... waiting for a day when i have no other content submitted i suppose...
What's with the black cat, just sitting there taking it.. If I was standing in front of that cat I would have taken my sorry ass and run away first chance I got.
Kristi Lee, the chick on Bob & Tom had a dog that got a used tampon stuck in his throat. The string was still hanging out but he was choking on it trying to get it down. Sickest fucking shit...
Cat's do this outside of my house all the time. It's annoying because it's really loud. Last time, I looked out and the same thing was happening. Except the screaming cat was making the other cat back away slowly.
Comments to One really pissed off cat
Damn.
Somebody needs to call an Exorcat!
Your mother sucks cats in hell.
Im fucking scared...
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Weirdly endearing.
The black cat aint gonna take that shit much longer.
Ya, any second he'll stop cowering in the corner and do something.
Let me translate: You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
I though you were laying down some sort of pimp law to one of your new bitches.
^ditto
I was.
*sigh* claude claude claude
all talk and no action.
so is this how you lost your eye claude?
I can't believe they didn't get into it. When my cat talks to me like that, I back the fuck down.
People train dogs.
Cats train people.
People seperate cats & dogs.
When a cat talks to me like that, I grab it, hang it by the neck from a tree and leave. No problemo.
I bet your envision your self a prepubescent Dalmer..
I would punt kick it and be done with it. It would learn to shut up.
Twister, you fag. When your cat 'talks' to you like that, you smack its ass across the room.
or wipe your ass with it and give it to skulk ...
^lol
I that a Mustang in the background?
And then the black & white cat knocked the orange tabby out with one punch.
so what was the outcome? who won the fight?
they both got picked up by the humane society shortly after this, and were both put down yesterday.
Spay and neuter your pets. Bob Barker 1923-2011 (Prediction)
Walk the walk don't just talk the talk...
I have seen Asian porn that sounds a lot like this video.
I let my pitbull loose on some feral cats like that in Puerto Rico, all of them ran but one. He just stood there doing that to my dog with the biggest cat balls I've ever seen.
You were checking out the cat's balls?
who doesnt?
my cat freaked out to this on speaker.
That ginger cat does an awesome Bob Dylan.
This was mesmerizing stuff...bravo sloan. Ease up on the speed, and post more quality...or maybe just go back to Zoloft St - you posted way cooler stuff then.
{Note to self: Post some cool shit. Please the mob...and you WILL be free}
I try to cater to a very broad audience. Some stuff will be hated by one while another loves it, as long as there's something for everyone.
jsloan... you keep disappointing me :( you talk about all these fucked up great things you're submitting, and then i go through and see what's really submitted and am always disappointed :( the best stuff gets posted right away, but then... there's still like another 10 posts there... waiting for a day when i have no other content submitted i suppose...
I know, I'm sorry.
The problem is that I'm not really as sick and twisted as I would like to be, but I'm trying.
My subs waiting to be uploaded right now are as follows-
Three gore/dark humour,
Two sexy,
One WTF,
Four interesting/funny,
and one cutesy/dark humor.
I have also been making a greater effort to create original content with captions and amature photoshop.
Make that six gore/dark humour
I think Sloan is currently the crime lord in charge of posting on this site, keep it up.
long live the boss! *fist pump*
I guess you hate my pics then deja? I've seen weaker here.
:(
Sounds like Zelda Rubenstein...but a cat version.
this cat watched to many humans
reminds me of a crazy religious person yelling at a calm atheist
What's with the black cat, just sitting there taking it.. If I was standing in front of that cat I would have taken my sorry ass and run away first chance I got.
^nuetered
My cat just ran to my room when I played this looking at me like "yo, wtf yo?!"
did he call you baby too?
nah, but a bloody hair ball was coughed up.
Kristi Lee, the chick on Bob & Tom had a dog that got a used tampon stuck in his throat. The string was still hanging out but he was choking on it trying to get it down. Sickest fucking shit...
Yeah my cats freaked and looked around wondering where the fight was.
Cat's do this outside of my house all the time. It's annoying because it's really loud. Last time, I looked out and the same thing was happening. Except the screaming cat was making the other cat back away slowly.
sounds chinese