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One smart dog

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  • skulk
    skulk 2008-09-21T04:17:34Z says:

    stupid dog

    • SINCITY72002
      SINCITY72002 2008-09-21T11:18:36Z says:

      look at the other dogs like WTF?!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-09-21T15:58:57Z says:

      how is this dog stupid? actually it's normal that dogs figure out how to open (unlocked) doors after a while, but climbing up a fence and going through the roof? that's pretty good...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T16:06:18Z says:

      Skulk is just jealous of the dog's intelligence.

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2008-09-22T21:27:01Z says:

      Obviously skulk does not want to admit he would fail this test of natural selection.

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-03T00:35:31Z says:

      skulk would have been formind conspiracies and alleigences and a bunch och other stuff that gets you somewhere without doing anything in captivity

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-09-21T04:23:08Z says:

    This comment is for those of you that do actually have a heart on here. Wednesday my wife went in to the hospital for a heart operation. The operation was a success. They patched two hole that they had found when she had her stroke back in April. Unfortunatley, during the proceedure, she suffered another stroke. This time a massive stroke. Thursday, they performed a second surgery. This time to save her life. She lost 90% of the right side of her brain and it swelled so bad that it was applying pressure on her brain stem and so they removed about a quarter of her skull. A skullinectomy or strokenotomy or something, I don't know, I've talked to so many different doctors in the last four days that I don't know up from down. She's still in NICU and she's still not out of the danger zoon yet, but she's showing some signs of improvement, so they say. I haven't seen her move yet. The good news is, she's young and has a good chance of overcomming this although they're quite speculant that she'll ever move her left arm or leg again. For those of you that do believe in God, I'd appreciate it if you would say a prayer for her and keep her in your prayers so that she may get through this. Sorry to have ruined your night.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-09-21T04:36:31Z says:

      Hang in there, tool...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T04:47:49Z says:

      Shit, dude... I'll kick in a few words for her.

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T04:50:07Z says:

      see
      if u had 4 wives u wouldnt be sad now!

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T04:50:26Z says:

      now say islam is bad!
      idiot

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-21T04:56:14Z says:

      iranian, I'd like you to pray to your God for her too.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T05:06:06Z says:

      toolman everything will be okay

    • Donovan
      Donovan 2008-09-21T05:07:05Z says:

      Fuck you Iranian, You're such an asshole.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-09-21T05:18:09Z says:

      Best wishes.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-21T05:25:43Z says:

      Best wishes. I'll be in Pitt next Wednesday at US Steel. If you need anything let me know.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-21T05:26:04Z says:

      Only been here for a bit, but best of luck man.

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2008-09-21T05:26:41Z says:

      i wish the best

    • Dooli108
      Dooli108 2008-09-21T05:30:41Z says:

      She'll be in my prayers

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T05:33:00Z says:

      you're among friends toolman...i really do wish you and her the best

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-09-21T05:41:42Z says:

      i dont believe in god but ill think good thoughts and you get one "get out of trouble cause you said the word nigger free" card.

      use it wisely my son

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-21T06:01:10Z says:

      That's rough, man. Sorry to hear that. Prayers going out now.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-09-21T06:09:04Z says:

      I won't pray for your wife, but I will pray for iranian to get vaginal herpes.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-09-21T06:55:57Z says:

      they should have taken your wife instead of static major

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-09-21T06:57:23Z says:

      jk tell her Micah says to get well soon. (yeah my fuckin name is micah)

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-09-21T06:57:31Z says:

      that's depressing.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:11:26Z says:

      i hope the bitch dies

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-21T07:21:36Z says:

      I'm sorry you feel that way Plantshit. I hope that you never have to feel the pain of seeing someone that you've made plans to live the rest of your life with lying in a hospital bed never knowing if you'll ever to feel the warmth of a hug from that person ever again. I'll pray for you Plantshit that oneday, you'll be able to overcome your hatrid towards women.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-21T07:29:15Z says:

      I apreciate everyone comments. I can't bring myself to comment to any of the other videos and I'm sorry Magawd for ruining your post. I've been home now since 11:30, I'm on at least my 10th 20 ounce beer now and I'm not getting buzzed nor am I getting tired and it's 3:30 now and I'm getting up tomorrow at 7:30 to spend another 14 hours at the hospital by my wife's side. I'm gonna try and go to bed now. Thanks everyone!!!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:32:05Z says:

      thats why i don't get a girl to spend the rest of my life with, because I fear that bad stuff like this will happen. Then if i really loved someone i wouldn't let them be with a bad person like me.

    • ramass
      ramass 2008-09-21T07:32:11Z says:

      I hope things get better for you tool.

    • RonT
      RonT 2008-09-21T07:32:20Z says:

      LOL!!! When did Mucho become Oprah?

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T07:32:46Z says:

      night toolman...keep us posted....and plantshit seriously you're an asshole

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:34:43Z says:

      you see you can´t face the pain , you just want to escape it. That´s why i escape before i can get hurt and live with pain all my life.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T07:34:59Z says:

      toolman email hank hankchinaskilovemonkey69@hotmail.com hank will forward it to me..

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T07:39:46Z says:

      plantshit you should seriously consider psychiatric treatment

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T07:39:48Z says:

      shut the fuck up plantshit you tit..you don't know shit about fuck all...fucking noob

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:40:31Z says:

      as final i would like to say, you can only blame yourself , you made the choices and now you have to harvest what you have sow. Stop drink be a man and don´t drink to hide your feelings you fucking male chauvinist pig.

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-09-21T07:41:36Z says:

      All the best mate, hope it all works out

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:44:59Z says:

      drumrave, i don´t need to , i already know i have an IQ over +200.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:45:43Z says:

      Dik : apparently it looks like i do

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T07:50:06Z says:

      holy shit plantshit you really know how to turn up the bullshit...fuckin sammi

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T07:50:23Z says:

      holy shit there is no way you have an iq that high and if you did you would understand that no amount of intelligence prevents someone from being emotionally detached and having psychological disorders and you certainly proved that with the last comments you made

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-21T07:50:32Z says:

      Done and done, toolman. Also I know some crazy creole bitches that are into vodoo, can anybody get a lock of plantshit's hair?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:57:19Z says:

      think that and don´t bother me anymore.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T08:15:11Z says:

      complete disregard for a humans life, talks about mutilating and torturing animals, makes sexist and downgrading remarks and feels the need to isolate yourself, if I didn't know any better I would swear you are a sociopath

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T08:19:09Z says:

      i don't know which one is more sad , a dying women at a hospital. Or her husband at home drinking beer and seeking comfort from a bunch of retards from Muchosucko ! Ha ha its hard to not laugh . He even took the effort to find a submitting without any sex and shit...what an fucking loser haha ^^

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-09-21T08:20:14Z says:

      so you don't consider plant being a psychopath? i always did...

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T08:24:04Z says:

      says the man that at least eat a baby calf and ten chickens each week.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T08:24:21Z says:

      sociopath is like a psychopath romeo there are minor differences and plantshit I'm pretty sure toolman didn't just come on here seeking comfort, he has daughters also and he's been in the hospital 4 days. That is very exhausting and a wreak on your emotions knowing that your wife may not be the same and be in good physical shape. This is something you would never understand because apparently you cannot feel emotion, have no empathy and no one is close too you. If any thing your life is more sad then toolman's right now

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T08:29:22Z says:

      you don't know the fuck you are talking about. How do you know that I don't have a thyroid problem or a lack of insulin to break down what I eat. All of you assume I am fat being I don't exercise and eat too much but there is a lot more to it then just that. It gets annoying to hear that shit but I can't convince any of you otherwise, and why should I? Maybe I'm not lazy on purpose or I have other things preventing me from being able to exercise but it's none of your damn business. Keep being an ignorant asshole and die alone by yourself, it shouldn't be too hard, you've gotten a good head start

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T08:40:48Z says:

      what else did he come on here for ? No thanks, why would i like to be sad like this loser in the first place?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T08:44:50Z says:

      you almost sounds like an sociopath. I don´t care if its not my business.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T08:50:11Z says:

      http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
      ^---you learn for yourself

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T09:00:30Z says:

      Drumrave:just because you try to be a nice guy you will not get any girls anyway. If you are lucky you maybe get an ugly chick that just take you to get company because she didnt find anyone that loved her. Maybe its time for you to face fact.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T09:06:51Z says:

      Bad things happen to good people.

      Yet, people still believe in a just god and they still believe their prayers will be answered.

      There is no power in prayer. The doctors are your wife's only chance and I sincerely hope that that they can save her.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T09:15:01Z says:

      you so fucking stupid Hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T09:21:32Z says:

      Oh, really?

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-09-21T09:27:38Z says:

      Kinda late to state it, but best wishes toolman.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-21T09:36:15Z says:

      well she is young....i'll definately try and hit on her then!!!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T09:49:47Z says:

      Women come out of comas just to tell you to fuck off, Exo, you mental burp.

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-21T10:26:12Z says:

      Plantshit- what a fucking moron. You realize that if you had a 200+ IQ you'd be up there with Einstein and Stephen Hawking, right? Bull. Shit. Plantshit, I have a strong suspicion you don't talk so tough in real life.

    • SINCITY72002
      SINCITY72002 2008-09-21T11:14:13Z says:

      I agree and I would love to find out in real life...Toolman my step father with whom I am very close with went through this same ordeal 3 years ago...though he is not the same he is still here and enjoys the more simpler things in life as apposed to working and such but trust me when I say I know what your going through and it will get tougher before it gets better but exactly that it will get better....I believe there is power in praying so I will be calling in a favor from the BIG GUY UPSTAIRS on this one...you need anything man let me know SINCITY72002@aol.com....it's all good I got spam blocker lol keep your head up and be patient man what else can you do...Plantshit you attention whore I live in Clearwater FL. and would LOVE to meet you in person if your ever up for let me know I believe I already stated my email address fucking internet tough guy punk ass bitch!!!!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T12:19:46Z says:

      in real life im worse. You´re no match for me .

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-21T12:29:40Z says:

      Morning everyone. Thanks again. Don't get bent out of shape over Planty, it seems he thrives on this shis so when you respond, it only benefits him so don't give in. It was just like when I first join here, everyone replied (first) on a post and everyone else got pissed, and I keep saying to just ignore them and they'll go away. And eventually they did.Plantshit and iranian can't hurt me right now because all my strnghth is with my wife now. If you ignore them, they'll go away. Well, it's 8;30 so I have to go now. I'll check back in about 11;30

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-09-21T12:45:40Z says:

      All the best mojo I can muster to you and wife toolman.

    • Theck4
      Theck4 2008-09-21T12:50:35Z says:

      Hope it all works out, wouldnt wish that shit on anyone :(

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-09-21T14:19:14Z says:

      Toolman, I sincerely hope your wife comes through alright. I wish there was something I could do. Write again to keep us posted on her progress.

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-09-21T14:35:37Z says:

      I hope she recovers quickly, bro.
      And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the scrotum of Plantshit.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T14:49:17Z says:

      let me update you about the situation. I don't care about you , i don't care if you wifes die, I don't care if someone replies me, I don't care of a single ant of you bunch of retards. Yes you so strong, siting home in front om your computer getting drunk on beer and wants people to feel sorry for you because you bitch for a wife is soon dead. Ha ha you so average joe(ant) , this I haven't had so much fun since i posted the crack nigger video and had a big discussion with Anthank.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-09-21T14:52:55Z says:

      they are doing amazing things in medicine these days, toolman. stay positive.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T14:55:08Z says:

      yes may the fires of help devour me into the deepest abyss of hell . Getting ass fisted by the devil himself and get my flesh ripped off my body for all etherealness by red devils with tridents. Thats never going to happen, i will not die or feel great pain. I will be here with you and laugh at your misery.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T14:57:51Z says:

      i'm not a doctor but i'll have a look anyway..

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T14:58:00Z says:

      whammy

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T15:05:46Z says:

      *Ignoring plantshit*

      I hope your wife pulls through ok toolman, take comfort from the fact that the medical staff will be doing the best they can for her. Stay strong, keep the kids positive and look forward to bringing her home.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T15:08:06Z says:

      Antshit wants to get assfisted by the devil.

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2008-09-21T15:15:15Z says:

      wish the best for ur wife Tool!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T15:53:34Z says:

      no i dont, but im sure the imagination of assfisting by the devil cross your mind several times per day

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T16:05:08Z says:

      You brought it up.

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T16:09:33Z says:

      toolman, i dont believe in god and therefore it doesnt make sense to me to pray, all i can do is to tell you to be strong, and tell her to be strong, i hope she will be fine,

      plantshit my friend,
      leave these stupid americans alone,
      they dont understand you, fuck them

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T16:12:49Z says:

      but this time marry 2 or more women at once,
      its good in many ways!
      seriously, the prophet of Allah (puhb) knew some thing.............

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T16:15:49Z says:

      its okey i know the truth

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-09-21T16:23:35Z says:

      too bad you live in that shitty 3rd world country, shed might get some decent medical assitance elsewhere

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-09-21T16:25:22Z says:

      I hope the both of you stupid motherfuckers get permabanned.

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T16:25:52Z says:

      i know eh?
      i am really sorry for those American living in that shithole with no health insurance and stupid doctors,
      thanks god........errrr fuck god, thanks something i dont live there!
      fucking hate those 3rd world countries!

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T16:26:58Z says:

      is she dead yet?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-09-21T17:04:55Z says:

      Okay, so we've crossed a line here. Regardless of the slap-fights that go on here, a bro reached out, and it became pretty clear which ones of us have truly black souls. Small surprise one's a displaced persian and the other's from the land of professional alcoholics. Hang in there Tool. -Don't hesitate to look for other medical options either. I live near DC; I know Johns Hopkins has some of the best neurologists in the country.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-21T17:10:39Z says:

      Don't really know you toolman, but you have my best wishes dude.

      Plantshit - you are a truly pathetic, snivelling wreck of a human being - clearly got fucked in the ass by your dad every day of your childhood while your mom stood helplessly by. Now you're angry at the world, and are a flaccid excuse for human life that sits in a dark basement watching Silence of the Lambs and Se7en trying so very hard to get 'into character', with deluded pretentions of ever even having the balls to attempt to become a serial killer's 'best pal'. 200+ IQ pwahahaharrr. It's clear to anyone that you have less than half that figure. You will die a very long and painful death...and when it comes every one of your 1st grade, pathetic comments here designed to make you look anything other than an illiterate accident from a split condom will come back and penetrate your asshole like tiny rods of undiluted acid. 200+ IQ, and still unable to form comprehensible English sentences. Fucking insecure little boy.

      And iranian? Truly hope you are from that piece of shit country. And I hope you'll enjoy it when the US and/or UK (and their allies) decide to level your worthless excuse of a nation. Fucking ignorant cunts that don't even understand their own religion and use it as an excuse to try to terrorise the rest of the world. You're just another dry piece of shit blowing away in the winds of time...and the last words you will ever hear are 'booo-yah' as a US marine blows your tiny brain out, or a good ole Brit snaps your neck with a 'cheerio fucker'. What a total douche. Will take more than Allah to save your worthless ass. Enjoy!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T17:14:35Z says:

      At this late in the game, there's not a whole lot a neurologist can do. 90% of the right side is gone, he said, and neural tissue doesn't recover well, if at all.

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-21T17:47:02Z says:

      smerf- the one thing that might be encouraging to him is that the human brain is amazing at being able to compensate for parts that are functioning incorrectly. A lot of people make nearly 100% recoveries from a stroke because the rest of their brain works harder to make up for the parts that were effected. I worked with a gal that had a stroke at 28. She was incapacitated for about six months, but a year later you'd never know she had a stroke. So, tools situation isn't hopeless. The guys sounds like he's showing an enormous amount of strength on this. Good for him.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T17:51:56Z says:

      she´s dead soon, its hilarious i can´t wait for Toolman to come and make his cry story for us.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-21T18:02:25Z says:

      you're already dead inside, I hope you cry

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T18:05:04Z says:

      CruelHM: not really, my parents where great. I start experience life (see,hear and think) when i was like 4-5 years years old. First it was all dark , then i was standing on a playground, quite fascinating i think. I continue my life like everyone else, playing games ,then school, more school . The years passed and i changed, i always think different from others. I was the superior one in strength and mind. I trained most of my life with great success, I hunted , then i got the house and find this site. Thats my life.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T18:07:56Z says:

      Drumrave: i don´t cry, i feel great. But i miss love sometimes, but i guess that will fade away soon like the rest.

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-21T18:10:45Z says:

      You got your house and found this site. When you realized you were all alone and no one liked you, you cried like the little 4-year old you are for attention. See that's what you sound like- a little kid that's acting like a jerk because even getting slapped is better than no attention at all.

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-09-21T18:12:03Z says:

      I can't wait for Yak and Deja to get back from whatever they are doing so we don't have to deal with your shit headed ramblings any further.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-21T18:20:20Z says:

      haha...Claude wins with the 'land of professional alcoholics'.

      For what it's worth, I also worked with a guy that had a severe stroke. Had to relearn to walk and everything, but did it and if you didn't know him, you'd never know he even had a stroke.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T18:29:45Z says:

      i don´t feel or consider myself to be alone. Whenever i feel to be with someone i just pack my things and leave, its a great life.

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T18:32:44Z says:

      i love Plantshit,
      i believe he will be the great leader of all times one day,
      good luck planti

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T18:34:53Z says:

      Everything! Ha ha she will not even been available to talk , she will even know who toolman is , she will not love if when she wake up. Then the failure going to try to make her love him . She will be like an adult retard for years, she has to relearn everything AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T18:34:58Z says:

      cruelHm
      what do u get pissed?
      you hope they invade my country because i just asked if she died?
      i was just curious man,
      but anyway who cares if she dies?
      one less yankee, there is 360,000 more of you!

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T18:35:49Z says:

      fuck
      360,000,000
      sorry, my math..........

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T18:43:36Z says:

      thanks , i hope i will get a leader and lead the human race to its destiny.

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T18:48:25Z says:

      are we gonna kill all the arabs, blacks, asians,(asians are smart, but ugly, i dont know, u decide)
      ohh and jews,
      if so, consider me a faithful commander in your army.
      Hail Plantshit,
      *raises his right hand

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T18:48:37Z says:

      is she dead yet tool?

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T18:52:40Z says:

      fuck man come on

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2008-09-21T18:58:22Z says:

      whoa serious shit goin on over here, Tooldude I don't pray but my thoughts are with you

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T18:59:02Z says:

      kill everyone is a good start

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T19:08:12Z says:

      You two would struggle to run a bath, never mind the world.

      Apart from that, you can both drop the 'hardman' shit cuz we all know that if was somebody you loved that was seriously ill, you be crying like babies right now.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T19:14:25Z says:

      Fugs : No i wouldn't, I only care about myself .

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-21T19:16:48Z says:

      i guess that's a way to get attention..if it's funny it's one thing..but man you guys eat shit

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-21T19:21:28Z says:

      toolman, good luck man. Thoughts are with you.

      once again, elpiss and plantshit prove their absolute stupidity.

      drumrave, no one cares why you're fat.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T19:23:27Z says:

      In that case, I really hope you finr yourself in a situation where you're desperate for help and everybody says "fuck you, I don't care enough to help you."

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T19:29:48Z says:

      what took you so long 1rish1? I thought you could use the computers all the time at the madhouse!. How are you? Still got an one inch penis?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T19:33:02Z says:

      it will never happen fugcrack im no an ant

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T19:48:22Z says:

      Best wishes for you and your lady toolman... I'm not a fan of god so much.. but I will say a prayer to the essence of Mr. Zappa for her.... Which is just as good, if not better, in my book...

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T20:12:37Z says:

      maybe you should pray for the thousand of children thats is dying each day too? I thought you people where good hearted and care, but it only seam you care about the people next to you. Antlogic has failed again haaha

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T20:20:25Z says:

      they dont care about Iraqi kids died because of American sanctions, because the dictator THEY put on power in Iraq didnt like them!
      they dont care about Iraqi or Afghan ppl getting killed or even worse torture killed because of the chaos they are responsible for,
      but then suddenly they all get sweet, soft hearted people when some idiot says his old wife is dying in hospital and pray for her!
      fucking hate these ppl

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T20:21:58Z says:

      I'll ask Zappa to show mercy on your soul planty....

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T20:28:24Z says:

      omg, i cant believe i said all those bad bad things,
      i am sorry guys,
      i will pray for her tonight and i hope she lives 120 years

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T20:28:59Z says:

      ahhhh too late,
      she is already dead,
      keep your prayers guys

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T20:31:40Z says:

      typical ant behavior

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T20:33:09Z says:

      there are no souls , how much is mercy in USD?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T20:33:59Z says:

      The people on here have nothing to do with what goes on in your stupid hot-headed jihad countries, nor can we fix the starving nations problem, but we can offer some moral support and sympathy to someone on here who many regard as a friend.
      You two however, can go fuck yourelves into oblivion, safe in the knowledge that not one of the 'normal' guys here gives a fuck.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T20:46:41Z says:

      Jim, there's an incredibly huge difference between "stroke" and "90% of the brain is toast"

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T20:46:49Z says:

      *of that side of the brain

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2008-09-21T20:48:59Z says:

      Call me crazy, but I don't believe Iranian actually lives in Iran.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T20:57:12Z says:

      I thought he lived in Canadaland.

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T21:28:46Z says:

      i dont any thing to do with what that fucking Iranian fanatic muslim government (which again US and British are responsible for them to come on power,(i have reasons to prove that)) does or say either, but i always face anti-Iranian racist,
      so...........fuck you

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-21T21:29:40Z says:

      Canadia*

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T21:43:23Z says:

      he means Canada

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-21T21:49:56Z says:

      Hmmm, I wonder why you get anti-Iranian comments... iranian?

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T22:00:50Z says:

      no i started to become an asshole recently, i was very nice before,
      i swear to my left nut

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-09-21T22:02:04Z says:

      i f you want i kill plantsiht. i already am heres to do so. u say words, he dies.
      who awants a dead plansthis? i am here for him arigonally. yopu people banned me and fightr me. and i just want his head.
      this is fucked up times for toolbelt and i am sad. life is unfair at times. but plkantshit is a nagger. and fuck the sand niggers to.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T22:12:01Z says:

      i got 5 bucks to throw down for ordering a hit out on planty.. who else is pitching in on this?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-21T22:21:23Z says:

      Really sorry to hear about that toolman. I'll wish you and you're wife some good luck

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-09-21T22:21:39Z says:

      i could find hims easy. i have excelent tracking abilties. he stands no chance. i would rlike euros over USD. better exchaenge. but any money is thanked and helpsful. give me one week after you get money hear.

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-09-21T22:30:18Z says:

      Kalevantie 39 20520 TURKU Finland.
      Send money there. and you will not have plantshits. if i get no money though its ok. i still do it as act of good faith for muchosuckoland people. show you knot to banned me anymore.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T22:42:17Z says:

      Lol... thats wonderful Bane... sending the package your way.. non-consecutive, unmarked bills...

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-21T23:26:22Z says:

      bane=plantshit

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T23:30:38Z says:

      no way

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T23:32:04Z says:

      thats giving ol' planty too much credit.... he's not that bright.

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-09-21T23:42:37Z says:

      I'm sorry to hear that toolman. My thoughts go out to you and your family.

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-09-21T23:55:04Z says:

      Antshit can barelsy handle wiping his own ass. he is busy selling his body to russians porn movie makers. he has the aids im sure.
      besides i said i dont need the omoneys. its ok if no money comes to me. i will still ends him if everyone wants it. possum is next for insultings me with plantshits name.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-22T00:51:47Z says:

      Smerf, his was not quite as severe, but he lose about 1/4 of his total brain.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-22T00:57:06Z says:

      Nah, I was talking to JimJones. The human brain can compensate for a lot, but don't expect it too come anywhere close to normal after 90% of a side.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-22T01:06:29Z says:

      Agreed. It is a remarkable thing, but hopefully she can recover a bit to lead somewhat of a normal existence.

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-22T04:21:55Z says:

      smerf- there have been people that have had tumors removed along with 75% of their brain and had full recoveries (albeit with a lot of therapy). Don't rule it out- especially not for the sake of toolman.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-09-22T08:02:56Z says:

      If you guys just stop paying any attention or planty, and iranian, they will stop.

      drumstick, I try to bust your balls... and fail miserably.. I was fat as fuck when I was a kid, if itl make you stop whining about being made fun of when one of our e-friends significant other is lying on a hospital bed; I will go find some old pics of me as a fat child. trust me, I was about 150 in 5th grade I think.

      when I started frequenting mucho again, I always loved seeing comments from tool, dik, hank, and the rest of the 'higher-ups'.
      my friends mom has had more than one stroke, and when I first met her about 3 years ago, she couldn't even tell me that she had had a stroke, her husband had to explain it to me, but shes a totally different person now. I don't pray really, but I can look up at the sky and say a few good words, theres got to be some sort of higher power...

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-09-22T08:07:19Z says:

      Ignore the hecklers guys, they will stop if you do.

      my friends mom had a stroke, when i met her she was terrible, and now shes damn near fine.

      i consider you a friend tool, alekswap@yahoo.com: if you need anything.

      my thoughts go out to you and your family.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-09-22T08:08:29Z says:

      fuck, didnt think the first one posted, oh well, you can just not read the first one...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-22T08:43:42Z says:

      There doesn't have to be any sort of higher power.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-22T09:19:52Z says:

      God morning ants, the warm sun rise from the stack.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-09-22T14:27:54Z says:

      Toolman, sorry to hear about your missus, goodluck.

    • SeuSafado
      SeuSafado 2008-09-22T15:17:27Z says:

      I hope all the best for your wife, the kids, and you. Keep up the courage. Recovering from a stroke is difficult and sometimes never complete but I am sure after some time you're lives will be somewhat back to normal. Take your time but know that there are a lot of mucho lovers waiting for you to get back here with your comments and step-daughter jokes.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-10-07T07:28:22Z says:

      If I ever see plantshit or Iranian in person I am going to skull fuck them with a dewalt hammerdrill.

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-10-08T21:05:43Z says:

      I am sorry i have not been paying attention, my thought go to your wife, toolman.

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-03T00:39:50Z says:

      holyshit that got some replies....hang in there, i will pray for you tonight, but if things don't go the way you want don't become bitter, we all feel for you

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-03T00:44:58Z says:

      toolman, seriously, please send me an adress that I can send flowers to my e-mail is dustinthewind84@yahoo.com

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-03T00:55:17Z says:

      actually drumrave and plantshit need to e-mail me because they obviously need to express other issues, leave this man with what he needs....he needs to see that other people out there cares

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:34:02Z says:

    you see you can´t face the pain , you just want to escape it. That´s why i escape before i can get hurt and live with pain all my life.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-09-21T07:40:05Z says:

      living in a cage actually isn't painful at all... :P

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T07:46:34Z says:

      Wow! you really got be there romeo

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-21T07:54:37Z says:

      How's that +200 IQ working out for you?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T08:07:43Z says:

      more or less

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-21T08:17:08Z says:

      Exactly.

    • ton-E
      ton-E 2008-09-21T08:25:46Z says:

      wow plant shit. you win the award for being the biggest asshole award.
      butt you would enjoy that. sooo ill just say fuck you.

    • ton-E
      ton-E 2008-09-21T08:26:03Z says:

      and i hope you get an STD

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T08:49:23Z says:

      thanks am I allowed access to your ant wooden tree house club now ?

    • MisterBanksIII
      MisterBanksIII 2008-09-21T09:01:24Z says:

      No, but you're allowed access to an ESL 101 course at any local community college of your choosing.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-21T09:08:15Z says:

      No bars allouwed.

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-21T17:42:24Z says:

      Plantshit- for someone who "doesn't care what you think", you sure are acting like the fucking EMPEROR of all trolls. I've never seen such an obvious cry for attention in my life.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T19:21:53Z says:

      you are cant read peoples mind for a shit, you are the worst mind reader i ever come across.

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-21T19:27:12Z says:

      "Mind reader"?!?!?!? Hahahahaha.... you don't even know what to call an analysis... and you think you're some kind of genius. Anyone with a degree from a community college could analyze your issues.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T19:37:49Z says:

      fuck you retard

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-09-21T19:46:44Z says:

      OMG, i cant believe i said those bad bad things,
      i am sorry tool
      i will pray tonight for her,
      my good thoughts are with you my man

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-21T19:48:21Z says:

      are you drunk?

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T19:59:32Z says:

      Are you shittin me iranian..?? You should fuck off in a big way.. and btw, everyone knows you are really a white, 13 year old, bigoted piece of shit from Alabama.... logging on to Mucho from your parents basement... Alright!?

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-21T20:57:57Z says:

      tool, sorry for you and your wife...and yeah, most us can put aside our usual BS when we need to...i lost most of my "faith" after losing my wife...but if there IS a god i hope he is watching over you both right now...last night i actually put out a post wondering about you, and JamesT replied, etc - look up those posts, might make you feel better to know we were thinking about you...
      i know i'm a noob, but in my short time here i've already figured out that you're one of the "good guys"...ignore plantbane, and count the number of suppotive posts!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-21T22:22:52Z says:

      shut the fuck up, possum

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T22:26:54Z says:

      LOL!^

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-21T23:15:12Z says:

      thanks rish

    • pikskate
      pikskate 2008-09-22T00:35:26Z says:

      Hope she gets better...
      Keep us posted

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-22T06:32:57Z says:

      I lost my faith years ago as well, tool, but I do hope your wife recovers. Hang in there, my friend-it's never over till it's over.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-09-22T12:20:39Z says:

      Not a religious man myself Tooly, but fuck it I'll pray to whoever's listening that it all works out ok.

  • Filsdadam
    Filsdadam 2008-09-21T10:56:40Z says:

    Apparently the dogs let themself out, thats who!
    I'm glad that song has been solved once and for all.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-21T17:15:28Z says:

      Hah!

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-09-22T14:31:50Z says:

      oh very good filsdadum

    • Filsdadam
      Filsdadam 2008-09-22T14:45:55Z says:

      Thanks jimilames

  • AquaLunaTik
    AquaLunaTik 2008-09-21T15:26:29Z says:

    Magawd , the dog that got out showed skill and agility. He is smart. The other dog should have been watching the way to do it.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-09-21T19:41:59Z says:

      natural selection at work. he's the smartest one and he will pass those smarter genes to another dog after he escapes and gets some pussy.

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2008-09-21T22:44:10Z says:

    This is serious, and this is long, but PLEASE read (anybody with any soul and morals). This site is a great example of freedom of speech among other things, but even that freedom must have limits placed upon it. Plantshit, and Iranian have crossed this line imho, and 100% need to be banished from this site. This 'ant' bollocks that plantshit goes on about all the time - a pitiful attempt to denigrate the character strength, individuality, and free-thought of people using this site - is nothing more than a childish, derisory attempt to place his laughable self in a position of feigned superiority to other users here. The biggest joke? This piece of shit is HIMSELF the biggest ANT of all. A miserbale, pathetic creature. Afraid of loving another human and being loved in return, for fear of that love being taken one way or another. Afraid, afraid, afraid - that's all I hear from this ridiculous half-literate's attempts to prove to all of us he's so special. And Iranian? Just your basic angry dumbass cunt from an oppressive, anachronistic, totalitarian nation that will soon fall to the pages of history. But now on to my main point: democracy is important - even here...
    I would like to put it to the vote to have both these sacks of shit permanently banned from here. I may not be the longest-serving member of this site or particularly active...but my sentiment is real, and genuine...and I hope all those of you who are still human inside will reply with the simple word 'BAN' to move these cunts on elsewhere...or 'KEEP' if you want to rub shoulders with them some more. Then, up to Yak to see democracy in action. And Tool...hope you're doing okay man.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-21T23:05:02Z says:

      Plantshit seems to be the favorite scapegoat on this site... And I have usually got a kick out of his input. My personal moral "limits" are pretty fucking loose... But I am going to have to agree with Cruella on this one.. Planty crossed the line, and now he must die.

      BAN

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-21T23:14:54Z says:

      ...I probably didn't lay this out to smart, what with my rambling...but BAN is to get rid of both the aformentioned scumsacks...but I guess if you choose to keep one and not the other it would make sense to clarify that. And, I'm pretty broad-minded too (we all have to be here right?), and even found plantshit randomly amusing at times...but this was just too much.
      BAN

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-09-21T23:21:42Z says:

      well if we got some sort of official vote to get him out...maybe. MAKE IT OFFICIAL YAK!!!

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-21T23:27:56Z says:

      There should be a Ban List with names and lengths of ban. Maybe whenever a user is brought up for bannage have a poll on the front page or something. Fuck if I know. Ban postal while we're at it.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-21T23:31:25Z says:

      I feel these are exceptional cicumstances. From all the threads I've seen here over the years - these two cunts have genuinely gone too far. Did I make my concept too hard or something you stupid hot tampon dogs?

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-21T23:31:43Z says:

      but just dont forget tool in all this - if we get totally sidetracked plant-bashing then that fucker "wins" in a way...
      - dont send money to bane...
      send it to tool

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-09-22T01:33:03Z says:

      why ban me? i know the rules you queef

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T01:34:06Z says:

      why ban anyone, the only people that should be banned is assholes who say first on every post

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-22T01:42:25Z says:

      Man-Law?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-22T01:43:44Z says:

      Oh yeah, I can see how typing 'first' compares with what these two undeserving-of-life cocksuckers typed. Get off my thread you fucking stupid, saggy-titted moron - I can see why people can't stand you now. Useless puke.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-22T01:45:40Z says:

      Last time I checked Drumrave is alot more tolerable than your hermaphrodite self. Get to fucking off anytime, cuntchops.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T01:51:31Z says:

      cruel as much as you hate to hear this, either complete freedom of speech or none. As much as plantshit is a foul ignoramus he still has the right to say what he wants, weather or not you like it

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T01:59:19Z says:

      also why is it okay for you to wish death on them but when they do it they should be banned, do I smell a double standard? Maybe you should be banned

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-22T02:13:59Z says:

      ...no, that's your own underarm body odour your smelling you stupid piece of used toilet paper. A few little things like common sense, discretion, decency, sensitivity, propriety, practicability, and logic set my remarks to those two saddos apart from their comments. No double standard here, puke. Just your double-wide rear end. Everything has its limits...and it seems clear most people here share my belief that those two losers crossed the line. Now fuck off already - your presence offends me. Go take your little faggot sidekick GimmieAFreshTittyWankPleaseCumslave with you.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-22T02:19:52Z says:

      Take your pissed in Cheerios and get the fuck out noobcunt. Atleast Plantshit and Iranian seem to have an agenda when they flame. You're just assbackwards and completely pointless.

      I'll take CruelHerMaphrodite for the Ban please.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T02:23:11Z says:

      It doesn't matter if they crossed it or not. The people who felt that they crossed the line made it clear but the fact remains the same, you as well wished death on them, which puts you in the same boat. If they get banned then everyone else that wrote that plantshit and iranian should die should be banned as well. Seeing as how I did and you did and most everyone else that "agrees" with you did. They were not the only 2 that crossed any "lines"

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-22T02:30:53Z says:

      toolman? woke up from the beers yet? any new news on the wife?...anybody here heard anything from tool?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-22T03:07:02Z says:

      Once again Cumslave's moronic powers of reasoning shine through. Yeah sorry, I'm a total pinko commie bastard for wanting two absolute lowlifes to get banned for saying absolutely inexcusable things to a guy who I am sure is utterly devastated, and needing a few positive words right now. He chose to speak here, because clearly he feels he has some good friends who can offer him impartial support right now. And clearly, he does have a lot of friends here. I'm glad for him on that one. What he didn't need, and didn't deserve was for ANY FUCKER here to say the things to him those two did.
      Does your dumbass need me to underscore the obvious main reason why what I and others said to the two scumbags differs from what they said to Tool? Something to do with the fact that his wife is indeed very unwell right now...and those two wishing death on her, and constantly checking if she is still alive goes BEYOND free speech moron. It was just out and out sick shit. Anyone here who seriously adheres to your 'free speech' argument on this one is lying to themselves. I don't think most people around here are as short-sighted, and retarded to honestly buy that one fatass. At least, I seriously hope they're not. Those two weren't exercising free speech - they were just being ill-mouthed, evil cunts. Big difference buddy. Big difference.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T03:20:34Z says:

      I'm not your buddy and you obviously keep missing my point. As horribly mean things they said what makes it right for them to get banned but what makes it okay for you to say "And I hope you'll enjoy it when the US and/or UK (and their allies) decide to level your worthless excuse of a nation," and "You will die a very long and painful death"? You shouldn't be mad at me because I find the flaw in your argument, get the fuck off you high horse or gtfo

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-22T03:23:39Z says:

      I stopped reading at "CruelHM says:"

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T03:25:51Z says:

      you only missed an illogical excuse of an argument, he's seriously pissed because I didn't agree with him.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-22T03:47:50Z says:

      Shit, why don't you two finish up your mutual cock munching already? What a disturbing double-act you dweebs make. Two words make anything I said very different you dumb fuck - CONTEXT and TIMING. Damn, it's like explaining trig to a toddler or something. Is Plantshit very ill right now, or likely to become so in the very near future? Hmmm, we can't be certain, but it seems not. Is Iranian even in Iran, and is his beloved country under any realistic imminent risk of being levelled any time soon? Hmmm...again, we cannot be certain, but it seems unlikely. Hence, my comments, and the comments of others were not based in reality...and at best were vague wishes. Plant and iranian's comments were sick, evil, and without doubt have caused distress and harm to a fellow Muchoer who deserves a bit of respect and support right now. Their comments to him were based in reality - tangible. BIIIIG difference. My point is as clear to see as your FF cup. Now, as much as I'd love to stick around for you and your girlfriend Freshie to continue to call me a noob, and attempt to one-up me, I have to sleep now, as I have a career and life in the real world to attend to in the early morning. Take care...sincerely.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-22T03:50:09Z says:

      jesus I'm tired of reading your long ass ramblings. I quit you can have it you win let's limit what can and can't be said

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-22T03:54:16Z says:

      I find it funny when someone ends with something along the lines of "I have to sleep now, as I have a career and life in the real world to attend to..."
      So do I but you don't see me telling everyone and their fucking uncle.
      Nice job cunt. I'm sure you have a "career" (at McDonalds, nice glass ceiling) and I'm sure you have a "life" (surfing the interwebs and talking shit while thumbing through your thesaurus and using big words). Nobody buys your bullshit faggot, sell it elsewhere.

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-22T04:18:39Z says:

      Cruella?
      remember that "toolman" guy?
      quit spouting venom
      ...tool dont care what plant and iran might say right now
      Or you
      or drums
      or possum

    • Rompipalle
      Rompipalle 2008-09-22T04:39:12Z says:

      Hey toolman, this is late, and I know I am "NEW" here but, my prayers go out to you and your family.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-22T08:38:41Z says:

      I haven't crossed any lines lately.

  • Nighty
    Nighty 2008-09-23T10:45:53Z says:

    It's ok to show smashed bodies of dead kids in the street on this site but a few words from someone you'll never meet upsets you all? Fuck off! This aint Match.com if you can't take it, leave. Yeah Plantshit's a cunt but so are you and if you were to show this site to your wives and mothers they'd think you were a cunt to for logging on.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-23T10:57:29Z says:

      i'm single

    • Nighty
      Nighty 2008-09-23T11:01:29Z says:

      Ya chin's not.

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