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This truck has over 400,000 Miles, killed over 30 deer, at least 80 varmints (raccoons, rabbits, armadillos, etc.) and 1 Black Bear (about 2 hours before this picture was taken) the only thing wrong with it: a cracked front rim, some nice body 'modifications' and a bad thermostat.
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If you farm then this truck is for you, otherwise you're a self absorbed little dick redneck fag. I gonna fuckin kill the next asshole that takes up one and a half parking spots and drives a piece of shit like this.
i think if you use the word varmint your a redneck
haha no kidding. My neighbor has a truck and an SUV. One his like four foot wife drives and he drives the other. They have no kids, have never used the pick up part of the truck. Hell they brought a fucking uhaul when they moved in lol.
Yeah, because you have kept a 24/7 watch on their pickup truck usage, right? I used to have a pickup and it can be really useful... Unless you're the type who never needs to help anyone out and always pays $100 to have shit delivered or shipped.
I take up one and a half parking spots in my astro. But then again I did it in my Geo Metro as well.
F-350, huh? Now that's a choice truck for running over shit!
if you're running into that many animals you should get off the road
Perhaps the Rod should consider getting a HUNTING LICENSE!
no shit..what a dumb fuck.
He swerves towards the animals, I'm sure.
Hopefully, one day he'll hit something big enough to go through the windshield and cave his face in.
He could come to Newfoundland and try to take on a moose or one of our blackbears, they put nice big holes in windshields.
let us pray, mr. fug.. *folds hands*
im not that impressed with the number of animals hit. i do that in about 6 months here. and dik, youre such a fucking pussy.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Hogmaster is pure redneck.
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i'm a pussy hogmaster? you don't have an avatar. you eat the garbage i throw away
hogmaster, running over cockroaches in your apartment, on your computer chair ,dosen't count
I shot a squirrel yesterday and then we stuck firecrackers in it and blew it up.
that's how you people hunt and cook though
to be sure
Hey, cheeky, did you enjoy the long weekend?
ooops, I guess y'all don't exactly celebrate, huh?
Oh, but we do. You have Independance Day, we have Good Riddance Day.
Suuuuuure you do.
hehe.
I really enjoyed this years Good Riddance Day. How was yours Mr F?
In Japan they have Expel The Foreign Barbarians Day.
Ahhhhhhh what a day to celebrate.
here it was called friday
I had a nice, quiet, relaxing GR Day, but last night was better because we got the landlord drunk so he forgot to throw us out. I left at around 4am.
You watching Wimbledon Fugs?
Oh the wonderful world of the lock in. Had a couple of those last weekend. Four on Saturday morning and and five on Sunday morning. Marvelous.
I want o join the conversation!
....What are we talking about?
squirrels and noobs
No, jamiee. I hate tennis, I think it should be played with exploding balls set with random timers.
ssshhh! i hear faggots talking.
*tumbleweed rolls by..*
sean, go fuck yourself.
Hi Vic.
hahaha lol
^ Complete moron.
agreed
^^Or open a resturuant.
^Or use the reply button.
^^Or use a dictionary.
lol.. resturuant.
400,000 miles, eh? So that's what, about $160,000 for gas. Should have spent it on coke and whores.
the road is his whore
probably more like 60,000$
depends on the gas milage tho :P
That thing must get at least 5 miles to the gallon
12 city/13 hwy @93 mph(gov)
i would have go for the crack and whores instead. And tons of pizza!
Pizza....food of the worker ant
Less than 500,000 miles and it already needs a thermostat?.....Piece of shit!
If it has the power stroke diesel, 500,000 miles isn't alot.
It's about the same mileage as your mother.
chev 3500 > f350
lets see it.
CHEVY POWER!!
I like to wear my bow tie =D
cars > trucks
No need to have a truck unless you own a farm or have a construction job..
Preludes are gay...
huh my truck stomped the hell out of a prelude the other day. also, i dont work on a farm or do construction. still love my truck. oh by the way, suck my balls.
He'll have to find them first, got a magnifiying glass?
then why not take a pic of the odometer lol
^shit, flame away nigras
I don't have a Prelude anymore, I'm in an s2000 now...
The original statement here was pompous, judgemental, bullshit.
Thanks for your opinion though.
s2000's are gay too.. Tiny little rev happy queer-mobile's...
haha yeah, the s2000 is a prelude with a body kit. hondad are slow, these kids wont learn
pics or it didn't happen.
someone probably just ran into the truck with their useless truck in walmart's parking lot...
Nice to see you back, SMC!
yep, stopped to take over 100 pics, give me a fucking break
Then why not take a pic of the odometer?
didn't happen. moving on...
*moves on*
Yes, ma'am. Moving on...
I'm actually looking at getting a lifted Sierra. I'm a programmer, live in the city and the only reason I want to get a big truck like this is so I can get a sign on the back that says "compensating" and get little tiny truck balls for it.
Ya yea all you ppl sayin trucks are only for farmers and constructions workers are full of it. You know very well when you buy that new fridge or tv,couch you is gonna be askin one of us ppl that have a truck to haul your shit for ya... But only thing i have sean meaner than a f350 is a dodge ram diesl. BTW XtherodX get you a grill guard and a real friggin bumper on that biaotch and ya would't tear ya truck up so bad.
...Riiight.
Retard.
No, I no longer have the truck. Now I have a Ram 1500 Lone Star Ed.
i got a Dodge Dakota R/T 5.9l. 360ci.
not going off road, those ricer kids dont know what to think when they get beat by
i got a Dodge Dakota R/T 5.9l. 360ci.
not going off road, those ricer kids dont know what to think when they get beat by
i got a Dodge Dakota R/T 5.9l. 360ci.
not going off road, those ricer kids dont know what to think when they get beat by
I got a big lump of Who gives a shit.
It would beat your truck's ass.
My Hyundai gets 32mpg. I spend the money I save on gas on coke and whores.
I guess nowadays treating your vehicle like shit makes you cool.
It's amazing that your dumb ass hasn't killed a person yet. Well, you probably have...but your dumb hick ass probably didn't stop..
and you're really proud that you hit that many animals with it too, are ya?
i'm calling bullshit on hitting a bear...frontends not even punched in no blood or fur,and from the looks of it you didn't wash your truck.i have hit game with a truck, and believe me there would be more damage too the truck hitting a bear
i was in a truck that hit a moose...way bigger than any bear .. surprisingly little damage...oddly enough i have pictures
i'd submit them but only a fuckin butthole would submit pics of his gay truck
dik i hit a small fuckin deer going 35ks, and that fucker smashed the front quarter panel...it was an older truck too
hahahaha its probly his fuckin niehbours truck anyway
ya..i know people that have had vehicles written off from hitting deers..i guess it all depends how you hit them
Gotta add roughnecks to the list..I aint driving to the rig in a hyundai..
I like to pull alongside deer, reach out with my left arm and get them in a headlock.
hahaha you know hank,probly can outside of calgary,blackfoot trail
we drove from ft.nelson b.c. up the alaska highway a few hours and saw literally 60 or 70 elks..plus some caribou and moose too...and bears
Wow, dik, that is super interesting.
pipe down you squirrel munching karate fag
He sounds pissed off. Maybe someone stole his lucky charms?
I don't take karate.
^the only thing he denies is karate haha
I'd eat a squirrel, everything tastes good BBQ'd
Squirrel tastes like shit, bbq'd raccoon is the way to go.
i'd rather eat retarded kids
there's a retarded old lady down the street here, you could have a taste
num num num
Tastes like rotten tuna.
no, i swear to god I hit the bear and killed it. We had to buy batteries when we got to town. This is Spring Break '08. This Picture was taken in Pagosa Springs, CO where my cabin is, We drove all the way from Austin TX. It was cleaned before we left.
what did you do with the bear? did you make jerky? did you sell the gall bladder to the chinks? if you can't answer these questions your lying
the problem with hitting a moose or a horse head on is that they have long legs so the come through the windshield then when they are in the vehicle they do a lot of thrashing around it usually kills whoever is left in the vehicle, but if you hit a bear or a pig (the four legged type)thy are short and very compact most times you will end up rolling your vehicle, this i know to be true as i've hit both and luckily or not survived
Retards are too chewy; they get stuck in my teeth.
sir_puffalottadick, what kind of pos do you drive? I hit a deer last night doing 60 and it cracked my grill and bent my license plate, thats it. and i cut the paw off the bear and then got the fuck out of there, i think it was illegal to do that....
I have a vehicle built on the same frame. The Excursion is the same, just more interior space. Do you have the diesel or the gas 6.8L V10?
Don't confuse him, Jim.
Hmmmm, maybe he is slow.
diesel of course.
Love the 21 passenger Excursion that my cousin owns. The sucker is 41 feet long.
I have reasons to own a truck.
1: I can go places you cant
2: Go mudding in your car = get a new car
3: When you drive 10 miles an hour under the speed limit, I can drive over you.
4: You hit pothole = BOOM
I hit pothole = thump.
5: Your luggage carrying capacity = 2 golf bags. My luggage carrying capacity = a golf cart.
6: It is a fact that trucks have a better view of the road than cars
7: How cool are you if you drive a civic vs. the above mentioned beast? Everyone has a fucking civic.
Anyone want to add some more?
8: You are gay.