Jail house pocket rocket. Tube sock rolled up with a rubber glove, arubber band wrapped around that rolled to the wanted tightness. Insert the lotion, then your penis.
i germany you would probably be sued because of child pornography. even if you only draw naked girls you are considered a criminal here. that's so sick...
Wait, wait guys. Maybe that going straight to hell feeling is meant to happen. Maybe we are supposed to feel that way. Maybe we shouldn't buy and fuck these dolls.
i rather prefer real underage girl , but i dont like them virgin . I dont like pussies, so i prefer a already fucked girl . But if i had to choose i would defenlty go to the second one with light pink nails and school uniform, if i cant piss and shit i want the doll that can.
Comments to OOH Japan
Does this make sex with minors less creepy?
Yeh
It did until Tee said that.
Just ordered one.
Morph! Let me borrow $6,000?
lookes like a cheep real doll for child molesters.
Did you actually watch the whole video, because thats clearly what it is.
This is perverse, Thank you.
what, you don't like girls?
better these than the real thing i guess
That's twisted logic.
hey, i'm a twisted guy
hypocrisy...
"the doll looks like it's telling you something." I'm guessing it's something along the lines of "don't rape me chinamanhank"
i think its cheaper to pay off a mortician
heh heh - you sick fucking puppy^
I would never rape any little girls...Now, using chloroform is another story.
How is that not rape?
Thier not crying and telling him no. HA!
They don't remember a thing.
C'mon Arch, I'm just kidding. Don't be such a puss.
^he isn't
wow mabey hank can get laided now lol
uuhhh..
oohhh..
aahhh...
eeehhhh?
eerrr
mmmm..
yummm
well looks like you guys summed it all up hah
MOTHERFUCKER RUINED IT!
ahem
yarrrrrrr
Rawrr!
ewwwww
yeeeeee...
byaaaahhhhhh....
*schwing*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Grrrrr.
psssssst
^tt
arrrrrr
YARP.
Yip
i think the asian lady's sales pitches really hooked me.
No, I think it was the dirty talk on the web site. Oh do I sit like this? That hurt the first time. And all that other shit.
I think I found something americans make better that the japs. You will not find mold lines in a realdoll.
It amazes me that they're showcasing these highly-detailed sex dolls like 19th century classic furniture (including the nice soothing music).
Did you expect the peddo industry NOT to be fucked up?
They should have played barney type music. Now that would have been messed up.
awesome!!!!!!!!!
haha, now I'll be thinking of Erie with Barney singing in the background, "I Love you, You Love Me..."
Im just pissed they don't show thier little cunts.
i guess its better than a toilet roll with the center pulled out then wrapped with condom and soaked with ky.
Treat yourself.
Raw liver in a pringles can.
HAHHAhhahahhh ahahahah ahah ahem....
Thanks ap.
Or a zip-lock bag full of mayonnaise stuff between the couch cushions.
Or a banana peel heated in the microwave.
haha...Apathy, you sick fucker. Where do you come up with this shit?
Smerf, scratch the mayo and zip lock and go with baby oil and plastic glove. Or so I've heard.
Jail house pocket rocket. Tube sock rolled up with a rubber glove, arubber band wrapped around that rolled to the wanted tightness. Insert the lotion, then your penis.
Huh? What's wrong with just using your hand?
Ive always found chubby ladies to be more than willing
Just close your eyes, and act like it's your hand.
Spice things up by switching to the other hand.
at least you wont face lewd acts with a 13-year-old and under charges with this young one.
i germany you would probably be sued because of child pornography. even if you only draw naked girls you are considered a criminal here. that's so sick...
bad experience in germany huh??
bad experience in germany?
nah... i'm always cautious... ;)
I can't tell if this is serious or not. Oh well, not my problem.
Yeah you backwoods redneck moron, I guess your 13yr old cousins can rest easy. Wait you're probably living in a box behind a KFC, so nevermind.
Yeah Romeo. Did you hear what Scrotumshit said to you?
he didn't address me personally... i thought with the "backwoods redneck moron" and "box behind a KFC" stuff he meant the allnigger guy...
what's the coolest thing about having sex with a six year old?
After the third time it's legal?
umm...hearing the pelvis crack?
What's the coolest thing about having sex with twenty three year olds?
You have to bring a hammer to get that 6 year old cracking pelvis feel?
keepin' it in the family?
There's twenty of them.
whats the best part about having sex with a 7 year old girl in the shower?
you can slick her hair back so it looks like your having sex with a 6 year old boy
lol, hank and ignis
How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?
Rape her in the ass, and then wipe the blood on her teddy bear.
their little fingers make your dick look soooo big.
Your little fingers unable to reach the reply button?
Probably pretty hard to find them when he's got them up his ass.
i couldnt do it...
the eyes would stare at me. as if telling me im going straight to hell.
Shit, man. Just pretend she's real and blind fold her. Problem solved.
nah, that's where solder comes in handy, just weld her eyes shut.
Wait, wait guys. Maybe that going straight to hell feeling is meant to happen. Maybe we are supposed to feel that way. Maybe we shouldn't buy and fuck these dolls.
NAH!
maybe we don't go to hell for the things we do. maybe we go to hell for the things we don't do.. like fuck this doll.
I second roozer opinion.
just pretend its blind ;/
fucking a blind little girl. She's helpless and that's HAWT!
...Ok, that's just creepy
Extremely.
lightweights
Creepy like a fox.
The only problem I have with these is their face
lol, best comment
Sadly I don't think you meant it that way.
Legaglize it ! haha ;D
agreed.. cause why should I be made to feel guilty?
fuck tight babies
You are like a baby, mentally.
Plantshit, I am going to mentally fuck you then.
i rather prefer real underage girl , but i dont like them virgin . I dont like pussies, so i prefer a already fucked girl . But if i had to choose i would defenlty go to the second one with light pink nails and school uniform, if i cant piss and shit i want the doll that can.
... plantshit im positive now youre a pedo old man.
So you don't like pussies. You should save your money and just stick to fucking random dudes at Swedish truckstops.
I'm positive now more than ever that he's gay. He said it right there, he doesn't like pussies.
i typed wrong but sure have fun with the missspelling, thats all you have on me.
Yuk, thats all I want on you.
Plus, your ssspelling fucking sucks.
Morph, we all are. One way or another, we all are.
It's hard as hell to type, when your beating it to ooh japans premier.
dont like *tight pussies =)
nope! you said it, you don't like pussies!!!!
GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
After all this time, he still fucks up the reply button. What a dumbass!
if it cant *
nope! too late! you want a doll that can piss and shit!!!!!
SSIIIICCCKKKKKKOOOO!!!!!
I think someone has piss and shit on his reply button. Must be him as he never has any visitors.
hahahahaha
The jokes on you, aaaaasssssssssffffuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enough with the Auschwitz music, how many holes does it have
Unlimited if you have a powerdrill. After you are tired of fucking it, you can drill a hole in its forhead, and send it to the local authorities.
....kinky...?
I probably would have loved one of those when I was 14. It was an interesting time.
Just buy some candy and get the real thing.
I think a van with tinted windows is necessary too. Well thats what they told us in elementary school.
Wait for this poster post I have coming up... It is priceless.
no windows
Deep-L was kinda fit
Wow, thats just...something isn't it.
I don't know, I perfer my underage sex dolls without tits.
I'm surprised that it doesn't have a voice box with popular Hentai quotes...
"Don't!! It hurts!"
"Stop! I'm Embarassed!"
"Wait! No! Mmmmmmm."
"I'm coming!!" (Damn mispelled subtitle translations)
Speaking of not spelling shit right... *misspelled
Okay, so do they have woo-hoos, or do you have to make your own with a soldering iron?
I miss fucking 16yr old schoolgirls my older 27yr old girlfriend just isn't doing it for me :(
those are some big tittied little girls.
You like?
iii like little girrrls they make me feeel soo..
Hungry?
well I am still waiting for the horse doll.
Their faces were eeh.
these are a disgrace
where can i get one
haha
thats kind of fucked up