This reminds me of this one time that this really hot chick came up and said, "Are you looking at my tits? Lets go fuck right this instant." And i was like umm we dont need to go anywhere i just went in my pants." and then she was like um i was talking my husband behind you. And he kicked my ass mexican girl fighting style.
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Whatever, the guy was still black.
Hm. I envisioned an old Japanese getting jacked for his groceries and taking it up a notch.
Ooooh, you want take my eggroll???
FINGER OF DEATH!
A reply on an item in today's Mucho incorrectly stated "still black." It should have read "a nigger."
FUCK
hes right...
I thought of the little Asian guy from Rush Hour: "I NO PUNK BITCH!"
easy enough mistake to make. Grocery stores are raping us with their prices. Its a short walk from stolen groceries to homicide. Fuckers.
Well, the location explains quite a bit here. San Carlos. What a fucking dump.
homocide
how do you fuck that up?
This reminds me of this one time that this really hot chick came up and said, "Are you looking at my tits? Lets go fuck right this instant." And i was like umm we dont need to go anywhere i just went in my pants." and then she was like um i was talking my husband behind you. And he kicked my ass mexican girl fighting style.
true story