Open a banana like a monkey

Comments to Open a banana like a monkey

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  cold 2009-08-01T04:18:18Z says:

  its my stupid ass parents' fault for teaching me the wrong way then....... cuz im sure as fuck not gonna blame something this stupid on myself.
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  Terrapin 2009-08-01T04:49:36Z says:

  Im sticking to the old fashion way
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  ClaudeBallz 2009-08-01T05:00:56Z says:

  Gay.

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    Infamy 2009-08-01T05:31:31Z says:

    Whats so gay about getting that nice taste of banana in your mouth?
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    Terrapin 2009-08-01T05:40:12Z says:

    Claude is just upset that he doesn't have opposable thumbs
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    ClaudeBallz 2009-08-01T07:28:36Z says:

    I've got better. I've got duclaws
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    Terrapin 2009-08-01T07:31:38Z says:

    this is true...ill trade you a thumb for a couple of claws
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    skuzzlebutt 2009-08-01T07:35:41Z says:

    My dick has a toenail, does that count?
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    Terrapin 2009-08-01T07:40:32Z says:

    depends on where exactly on your dick it is...if its underneath then no, it doesnt count
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  bichofelix 2009-08-01T05:34:14Z says:

  My dick is not circumcised...You know the rest...

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    Terrapin 2009-08-01T05:38:47Z says:

    I already know too much!
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    smerf 2009-08-01T06:29:16Z says:

    So... that's why you enjoy sucking donkeys?
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    Terrapin 2009-08-01T06:33:52Z says:

    huh, was that for me smerf?
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    smerf 2009-08-01T16:53:16Z says:

    No.
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    bichofelix 2009-08-02T00:54:02Z says:

    ^Likes to have sex with Red headed orangoutangs. That is why this red headed cock sucker visits the zoo everyday.
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    smerf 2009-08-02T01:44:10Z says:

    Wow, excellent rebuttal. Almost as excellent as the time I fucked your mom.
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    bichofelix 2009-08-02T03:05:05Z says:

    ^Visits the zoo.lol Faggit.
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  TJP 2009-08-01T08:02:58Z says:

  Damn Monkeys outsmarted us...
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  jerkaholik 2009-08-01T09:28:34Z says:

  there really are idiots who're opening bananas wrong??
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  sirchris 2009-08-01T09:47:39Z says:

  This guy should've narrated The Shawshank Redemption.
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  Pinjas 2009-08-01T13:25:26Z says:

  Hey, morons, when a banana is difficult to open the way our species normally does it, that means the banana isn't ripe yet. Monkeys are stupid, but I bet even they can tell what a ripe banana is.

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    bichofelix 2009-08-01T14:49:00Z says:

    You can tell when it's ripe once the banana starts to secrete the smell.
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  Koosti 2009-08-01T13:58:17Z says:

  I never had a problem with the "wrong" style. Peels off just fine and dandy... Plus: How does a monkey do this without using is a pincer hold?
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  blingbling 2009-08-01T18:47:14Z says:

  ive seen monkeys eat bananas they just bite in the whole thing
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  sasquatch 2009-08-02T00:48:26Z says:

  i want to meet brittany, it sounds like she has a lot of practice squeezing the tip just right