Muchologo
contact | faq |

Oranje Gets a Good Looking Girl

Too bad its a real doll.

Oranje Gets a Good Looking Girl

tags related to Oranje Gets a Good Looking Girl

sex,  fetish,  porn,  realdolls,  tits and ass

Comments to Oranje Gets a Good Looking Girl

  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-18T04:06:51Z says:

    This reminds me of this time I had some GHB and....wait.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T04:23:31Z says:

      This reminds me of the time I fucked your mother. She's about as good in the sack as this guy's "lady" seems to be.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-18T04:45:06Z says:

      You fucked my mother?, that's disgusting.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T07:30:30Z says:

      Yeah, I can't argue with that.

    • petpillow
      petpillow 2008-05-21T07:22:02Z says:

      i can

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-05-18T04:24:18Z says:

    haha Oranje is banned and can't defend himself.

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-05-18T06:28:27Z says:

      lol

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-05-18T07:22:51Z says:

      How long does the average Ban last?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T07:30:57Z says:

      In this current ban-fest, 1 month, I think.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-18T13:42:12Z says:

      Damn! I missed a ban? Wha happen?

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-18T13:56:23Z says:

      hank is banned...elwanko ,oranje, tyrone..

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-05-18T14:15:51Z says:

      Tyrone got pinched too? Did borracist?

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-05-18T16:25:06Z says:

      how about plantshit, haven't seen hm in a while

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-05-18T16:38:36Z says:

      plantshit is a fucking retard. he probably got lost in the words and got plucked off by some angry crows

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-18T18:08:12Z says:

      Roland got caught up in it too.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-18T18:13:21Z says:

      cheeky too, if I'm not mistaken.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-05-18T18:23:07Z says:

      Too bad there isn't 'banned page' similar to the online user list for even more torment.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-05-18T18:59:27Z says:

      Hahahahaha that'd be fucking awesome.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-05-18T20:24:25Z says:

      Isn't that spelled 'Tourment'?

    • Whakka
      Whakka 2008-05-18T21:45:33Z says:

      Isn't it called a "Tournament" when you compete with others about ho kan mek tha wost replais?

    • Whakka
      Whakka 2008-05-18T21:48:15Z says:

      oh sorry, there is no prize, and whitout the prize there can't be a competition. Let's just call you the winner

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:14:25Z says:

      **READING THIS COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE**

      We could easily get a "muchosucko most wanted" ban list going, its actually not very long right now, I remember before I purged it, it was pages long, MOST bans on muchosucko come from people who spam (this includes all the "free <insert douchebag>" spam), there are lots of scripts set up to automatically post to certain things (like our submissions) where its just complete viagra spam etc, those 'users' and ip ranges get banned from doing so. the other list of bans are generally made when deja gets fed up with people because she is an emotional person, such as plantshit being banned which according to her this time was because he spammed a url on a bunch of comments, otherwise I would just have removed it, she hates plantshit but just because he feels the need to bash women and come across as a bigot racist doesn't mean he should be banned. just like all the other people who have been banned recently, they weren't banned for bashing anyone, they were banned because they didn't listen to me, which if you've been around for long enough will know, that not listening to me = ban 100% of the time, I don't take sides with anyone, I created this site and I represent what this site is about more then I feel anyone else, if you think I'm wrong, well I have a bancookie for you :P
      So, to put this to rest, the bans that have been happening currently have been for 1 month, I'm going to ask admin to maybe code something up to give a user a status message about why they were banned and how long until its lifted.
      I don't hate any of the douchebags who aren't capable of listening to a request by me, I will just ban them and not give two shits about them, I'm cold hearted that way.
      If you want to bash people, go the fuck ahead, but if its the same fucking lame ass bashing as I talked about in my post where the banning began, you better not even bother. If someone posts a picture and they are ugly, by all means you make fun of them, if a month goes by and someone posts a video of hitler singing the jeffersons theme song and the ugly person who posted the picture comments to that video, and someone makes another lame comment about them being ugly for no reason whatsoever you will be sure as fucking shit that I'm going to ban them, get original for fuck sake.
      To the people who are "scared" of getting banned, maybe you should realize why people were banned, they were banned because they didn't listen to me, they were banned because they went out of their way TO get banned, not because they insulted someone, not because they made fun of someone, not anything to do with anything like that. Its always been if you don't listen to me you get banned, if you act or say anything to do with what I said, you are getting banned, what I say is final word on mucho, it has been like that since day one and it will continue to be like that until we either sell mucho for a few million dollars, or we get so sick of it we give it to wario to run because he is the rightful heir to the mucho fortune :P
      If you don't really understand that, I don't know what else to tell you.

      **READING THIS COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE**

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:18:35Z says:

      To continue that a little, to me mucho has always been about freedom of expression and speech, as long as it doesn't annoy the fucking shit out of me.
      I've never banned a person because of WHAT they have said, ever. I've banned them because they don't know when to STOP saying whatever. :P

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-05-18T22:31:45Z says:

      1.) Mucho's Most Wanted page is needed.
      2.) On that page include User, Offense Committed & Ban Length.
      3.) Add comments like for videos/pics so as to rip those who recieved a beating from the Banhammer of Obedience.

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:36:44Z says:

      the only problem for the offense committed, could "cuz yak felt like it" be good enough? cuz thats what most of the ban reasons are :/

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-05-18T22:44:49Z says:

      Sure, it'd probably be more hilarious that way even. I.e.

      Plantshit: Caught fucking a bear in the woods - 1 month

      That sort of thing. Fuck if I know.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T22:45:38Z says:

      Wario is the heir to the mucho-throne? Poor guy...

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-05-18T22:52:38Z says:

      Yeah I'd hate to be the last one standing with the Mucho Deed in my hand when the FEDs show up.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-18T23:19:23Z says:

      ^Yak, I'm sorry, I didn't get that the first time, could you repeat please?

    • Swerve
      Swerve 2008-05-18T23:47:56Z says:

      Well, if you ban everyone, we won't have a choice but to listen, it could get lonely(er?) though being the only commenter. lol @ freedom of expression... as long as your do what you're told.

      /end freedom expression transmission

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-19T01:15:31Z says:

      So we have to be original?
      With the sheer amount of insults flying around on here that would be damn near impossible, there are only a a certain few ways to call Hank a fag and VicSin the opposite of small X a million.

    • Mucho_Kid
      Mucho_Kid 2008-05-19T01:21:40Z says:

      Or Irish a diaper humping pedo.

    • fuckyouandyourlaw
      fuckyouandyourlaw 2008-05-19T01:22:34Z says:

      yes,it's a lot like democracy in that way.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-05-19T02:27:14Z says:

      I wanna be heir to the mucho-throne.
      I love this place.
      I'd totally take it off your hand if you wanted! Although I know that realistically I don't stand anywhere near what it takes to receive such gifts =]

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-05-19T02:45:50Z says:

      he doesnt need to defend. HE TOE THAT SHIT UP!

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-05-19T03:22:35Z says:

      haha, I gotta check these threads more often. If I actually inherited Mucho, it'd be the most valuable gift I ever got. I'm touched.... confused... but touched...

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-19T06:53:13Z says:

      A little like 1rish when he was a toddler?

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-05-18T04:28:47Z says:

    wtf why did he jizz in his hand?

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-05-18T05:04:33Z says:

      hair gel?

    • adamdrinkslots
      adamdrinkslots 2008-05-18T07:08:27Z says:

      out of hand lotion?

    • mantrain
      mantrain 2008-05-18T08:10:37Z says:

      same reason he is having sex with a doll, he is a sad and lonely man.

      <><

    • MyPlaGu3
      MyPlaGu3 2008-05-18T09:17:58Z says:

      may be the doll must be to expensive to jack or something

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-18T11:02:42Z says:

      has anybody ever tried cleaning spunk out of one of those things ?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-18T13:42:54Z says:

      Look, just because she's a doll, doesn't mean she's a slut.

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:19:56Z says:

      i can't imagine it would be very fun to clean it out, they need like some sort of internal sleeve mechanism so when you are "done" you just push a button and a little satchel full of sperm comes out of its fake vagina :(

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-18T23:21:00Z says:

      Why clean them? Just let the spoo build up, to counter the effects of the rubber stretching.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-19T00:15:50Z says:

      ew

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-05-19T00:36:48Z says:

      i thought the same

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-05-19T01:48:59Z says:

      This is why I wear my Claude in 08' shirt proudly.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-05-19T03:23:50Z says:

      wouldn't a condom-lined pocket work also?

    • jacq
      jacq 2008-05-19T04:13:37Z says:

      Yeah, they should make a passage to the asshole. So both pussyhole and asshole can share open ends, then we can easily pump water to either hole to clean. Is it hard to make a passage? I don't think so!

      If so, after "done" we have to bring that baby to bathroom, or backyard, or frontyard to use with garden hose. Man, neighbors will get terrified by seeing that baby get "cleaned up" LOL

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-19T22:04:24Z says:

      Ya, that sounds all good, but then you'd be tempted to pull a DP, and your weiners would touch, and then you'd have this big gay-silicone thing going on. -Not good.

  • JESUSATAN666
    JESUSATAN666 2008-05-18T04:29:52Z says:

    why do you !

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-18T11:04:18Z says:

      ?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-18T18:37:06Z says:

      Hey, it's a legitimate question.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-18T18:37:22Z says:

      Or it would be if he'd used a question mark. Fuck you Whunu!

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:20:44Z says:

      who is it speaking of :(

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-19T06:55:08Z says:

      Maybe it's one of those hugely deep philosophical statements that we're supposed to ponder for the rest of existence.
      .
      And then, mayb It's just a fucking douche.

  • 6stringthrasher
    6stringthrasher 2008-05-18T04:34:01Z says:

    anyone have 6 grand for me to borrow? will work it off however? ;)

    • pyrotech
      pyrotech 2008-05-18T04:50:14Z says:

      You just want one of the underage ones

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2008-05-18T05:19:54Z says:

      He's not the only one. Be honest.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T07:31:22Z says:

      True, Archman wants one too.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-18T12:48:45Z says:

      Where would you guys keep one of those things when you're not using it?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-18T13:13:05Z says:

      In the kitchen, just like the real ones should be.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-18T13:39:29Z says:

      i'm pretty hungry myself.. that steak isn't going to cook itself

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-18T13:43:43Z says:

      You can get a double amputee for only 3500.00.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-18T18:33:52Z says:

      Hahaha!

    • pyrotech
      pyrotech 2008-05-18T19:31:48Z says:

      OMG... just saw the kitchen comment... this is why i joined mucho

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-05-18T20:27:53Z says:

      Made me laugh aswel.
      But the one with no legs isn't such a bad idea.
      Not like I'm using them.

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:23:07Z says:

      if you are going to get an amputee one, why not just get like 20 fleshlights and make some sort of weird vagina monster by gluing them to a stuffed animal ;/

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:24:01Z says:

      hell, even instead of getting a real full real doll that sounds like a better idea ;/

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T22:46:32Z says:

      Cheaper, too.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-18T23:23:49Z says:

      *furiously diagramming stuffed-vagina-light blueprint*

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-05-19T01:58:00Z says:

      Something tells me the blueprint will be a scribble of a HelloKitty doll with a fleshlight rammed up its ass.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-05-19T02:44:33Z says:

      Lol, I pictured that & I laughed.
      This is why I come to mucho, Nice witty comments =]

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-05-19T03:25:00Z says:

      hey, if I inherit Mucho, I'll loan you the money.... promise...

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-05-18T04:54:59Z says:

    Those were the most perfect tits on a woman on her back that I've ever seen in my life but her pussy was wore out!

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-05-19T04:01:12Z says:

      umm... I dont want to break your heart or anything, but... she's not real.

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2008-05-18T05:21:46Z says:

    Unless they're electrically heated it must be like fucking a cadaver. As close as you can legitimately get. From where, btw, does one procure such a device?

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2008-05-18T05:55:11Z says:

      i hear that if you soak her in the tub for 20 minutes, she feels pretty real... thats just what i've heard though...

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-05-18T06:08:08Z says:

      you seem to know a lot about it 420

    • adamdrinkslots
      adamdrinkslots 2008-05-18T06:58:04Z says:

      either way, it'd be easier to just go ahead and fuck a cadaver.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T07:32:00Z says:

      That fucking dramatic prairie dog...

    • adamdrinkslots
      adamdrinkslots 2008-05-18T07:38:09Z says:

      i know, i know...it's a habit i've got to quit smerf.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T08:04:19Z says:

      Dun dun DUUUUNNNNNNNN

  • Best-comment-winner-is...
    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-05-18T05:28:06Z says:

    Well.....she wont talk back...thats for sure...how many more things can she not do???

    • 6stringthrasher
      6stringthrasher 2008-05-18T05:36:35Z says:

      same things as a real woman. cant cook clean or get a job

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T07:32:22Z says:

      But she can use punctuation.

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:24:55Z says:

      the important ones.
      she can't struggle, can't use mace, and can't file rape charges.

  • fourhundredandtwenty
    fourhundredandtwenty 2008-05-18T05:59:18Z says:

    but does he cuddle with her after the fact. that would really make him... well deserving of mucho bandwith

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-18T11:06:09Z says:

      everyone likes a cuddle after sex

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-05-18T19:14:09Z says:

      Yeah, right!

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-05-18T06:29:52Z says:

    there is so many things wrong with this video i don't even no where to start.

  • adamdrinkslots
    adamdrinkslots 2008-05-18T07:12:41Z says:

    you know those weird things you want to do to the girl you're fucking...i'm afaid that if i had one of these dolls, i'd do them all...and feel strange about it later.

    • JimJonesKoolAid
      JimJonesKoolAid 2008-05-18T10:08:08Z says:

      Dude- that's what you do when you know you're going to break up with her anyway. The good old hate-fuck.

  • AllTImeLow
    AllTImeLow 2008-05-18T07:14:20Z says:

    i'm calling FAKE

    • Wiggles
      Wiggles 2008-05-19T00:38:24Z says:

      i not quite sure, but i would have to agree with you on that... haha

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-05-18T07:30:41Z says:

    So how close to the real thing wouldja say this one is?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-18T11:05:06Z says:

      98% ?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-18T13:51:09Z says:

      3% Be honest, you're never gonna get yourself a real woman with a body like that.

    • Wiggles
      Wiggles 2008-05-19T00:38:58Z says:

      how creepy would it be to be doing it with a real woman and she has that zoned out zombie face like that doll

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-19T01:08:46Z says:

      You mean that look's not normal?

      Oh hell!

    • ItchyHairpiece
      ItchyHairpiece 2008-05-19T14:44:17Z says:

      so this guy paid thousands of bucks to fuck this doll? Go to vegas and get a real one. Or just get on MS and pull one off for free

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-05-18T07:31:55Z says:

    On another note, seeing as there is no real woman in this vid, does that mean I basically just watched a man practically beat off with a sex toy?

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-05-18T20:29:25Z says:

      Of course.
      I just when because it mention oranje.
      Haha, You're gay now.
      I hope you didn't fap to it.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-05-18T20:29:35Z says:

      went*

  • JimJonesKoolAid
    JimJonesKoolAid 2008-05-18T10:06:25Z says:

    Jeezus Christ. The day I ever have to fuck A GIANT BARBIE DOLL with music in the background instead of getting the real thing is the day I shoot myself.

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2008-05-18T11:34:40Z says:

    At the end he shows more respect to the doll than most men show to real women.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-05-18T12:09:06Z says:

      That's why he has a doll.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-05-18T20:30:13Z says:

      LOLOLOL, Shit that made me laugh.
      But it's true.

  • dirtykazakh
    dirtykazakh 2008-05-18T14:40:32Z says:

    she isn't making any noises...isn't that supposed to make him even more miserable?

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:26:13Z says:

      by the looks of him, most of the noises from a real chick would be "why can't i feel my legs?" "get the fuck off of me!" "someone help i'm being raped"

    • dirtykazakh
      dirtykazakh 2008-05-19T15:19:20Z says:

      haha, nah, can't be..

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-05-18T19:15:39Z says:

    After blowing her up, I'd be to exhausted to fuck her.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-18T20:38:17Z says:

      Erm, toolman, there's been a slight shift in technology since you last bought a doll.

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-05-18T21:55:59Z says:

      Yeah, no more fix-a-flat needed.

    • yak
      yak 2008-05-18T22:25:17Z says:

      hahahahahahahahahahahaahah

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-18T22:48:11Z says:

      Yeah, they have surgery now instead of fix-a-flat

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-05-18T23:24:58Z says:

      My grandpa had a leather one.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-05-19T00:37:34Z says:

      ^was his name Hannibal or Jame Gumb?

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-05-18T23:55:02Z says:

    This guy can't even get fucking laid by a real woman? WHAT A FAGGOT!

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-19T14:17:23Z says:

      If he's a faggot, why would he even want to get laid by a real woman?

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-05-19T13:46:54Z says:

    That's GOTTA feel like fuckin' a corpse, dude,...! EEEEW! Go to a prostitute pahleeeze!

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-05-22T16:34:05Z says:

      thats what hot water is for

yak
posted May 18, 2008
by yak

Recent Searches

more »