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Reminds me of Ace Ventura when he crawls out of the rhinos ass.
kinda hot in these rhinooos
Would it be wrong for me to have hoped for a real lizard?
if that was a real lizard i would have him arrested for animal abuse!!!!
That's actually what I was prepared for.
Romeo: Hmm, what this lovely footage needs is a nice soundtrack.
I like the soundtrack.
At first I thought DickNixon was coming out..... whew.
lol
lmfao i did too!!!
This is PissyPants doing one of his party tricks.
^Drugged his mom with rufees.
*See "Dead or Alive"
haha That worked out pretty well for you PISSYPANTS, lucky bitch.
*Curtseys
Sssshhh...the great brown mouth speaks!
............
I did not like this video,not even a little.
the tail didnt want to come out
was it harder getting it in there? or getting it out? did you have help?
Every fucking Jurassic Park sequel is worse than the last.
armageddon !!!
omg i cant even iamgine that pain..
GODZIRRA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments to origin of the species
Reminds me of Ace Ventura when he crawls out of the rhinos ass.
kinda hot in these rhinooos
Would it be wrong for me to have hoped for a real lizard?
if that was a real lizard i would have him arrested for animal abuse!!!!
That's actually what I was prepared for.
Romeo: Hmm, what this lovely footage needs is a nice soundtrack.
I like the soundtrack.
At first I thought DickNixon was coming out..... whew.
lol
lmfao i did too!!!
This is PissyPants doing one of his party tricks.
^Drugged his mom with rufees.
*See "Dead or Alive"
haha
That worked out pretty well for you PISSYPANTS, lucky bitch.
*Curtseys
Sssshhh...the great brown mouth speaks!
............
I did not like this video,not even a little.
the tail didnt want to come out
was it harder getting it in there? or getting it out? did you have help?
Every fucking Jurassic Park sequel is worse than the last.
lol
armageddon !!!
omg i cant even iamgine that pain..
GODZIRRA!!!!!!!!!!!