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Ouch!!!

dudes face split in two after jump accident. (watch till the end)

Ouch!!!

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Comments to Ouch!!!

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2009-07-18T04:03:26Z says:

    awesome
    1:40 who recognizes the ringtone ?

  • smokesletsgo
    smokesletsgo 2009-07-18T04:25:34Z says:

    oh-my-fucking-god

    • master-zebulon
      master-zebulon 2009-07-18T06:28:13Z says:

      i think i would just rather die after that

    • SmackedByGod
      SmackedByGod 2009-07-21T14:54:41Z says:

      its not that bad. Hes going to have an awesome party trick now.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-07-18T04:41:07Z says:

    I wonder if he can still whistle.

    • ThoseUnknown
      ThoseUnknown 2009-07-18T08:04:58Z says:

      most likely he whistles constantly thru what once was his nose due to the fact the air passageways are so fucked now!

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2009-07-18T04:41:36Z says:

    the red cloud in the water made me giggle.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-07-18T04:44:21Z says:

      oh, and good for him that there is the amazing possibility of a face transplantation as we learned two days ago.

  • chicago_plumber
    chicago_plumber 2009-07-18T04:45:04Z says:

    Damn.. His still alive. Is he trying to jump over the water or what?

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2009-07-18T06:13:42Z says:

      yeah, he was trying to jump over the ocean.

    • PatchworkGorilla
      PatchworkGorilla 2009-07-18T07:09:08Z says:

      Over the ocean, to the other side.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:20:41Z says:

      Africa, pfft easy...

  • Infamy
    Infamy 2009-07-18T05:04:52Z says:

    GOD DAMN! wish we had a better angle of the impact...

  • Terrapin
    Terrapin 2009-07-18T05:06:05Z says:

    id rather be dead

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-07-18T06:44:37Z says:

      seconded

    • fukUgoodNight
      fukUgoodNight 2009-07-18T16:19:53Z says:

      id rather be naked.

  • dik
    dik 2009-07-18T05:10:45Z says:

    what did he land on a hatchet?

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-07-18T05:33:25Z says:

      no. his head just hit the concrete and popped open like a watermelon.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:21:33Z says:

      or possibly even a grapefruit.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:33:06Z says:

      a big one

  • redrum
    redrum 2009-07-18T05:16:30Z says:

    Yup, that's what happens when a trick doesn't come out right... you can loose face.

    • ThoseUnknown
      ThoseUnknown 2009-07-18T08:05:41Z says:

      zing!

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:33:43Z says:

      Proof, I saw it happen!

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2009-07-18T05:28:16Z says:

    what, no predator jokes?

    "over here"

    .

    • xyulie9
      xyulie9 2009-07-18T05:46:18Z says:

      what, no face-off jokes?

      "ready....ready for the big ride BA-AA-BY!"

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-19T23:42:37Z says:

      What, no yo momma jokes?

      "Smaller than yo momma vag, and better looking too"

  • xyulie9
    xyulie9 2009-07-18T05:41:08Z says:

    dude in white t swam fast as hell.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:34:26Z says:

      That's because he's an octopus transformer

  • tavery80
    tavery80 2009-07-18T07:17:48Z says:

    Yep...patients like that separate the "WOW! now THIS is a challenge" ER pros from the "O shit!...Fuck THIS!" wannabes.

  • patronkitty358
    patronkitty358 2009-07-18T08:03:04Z says:

    Euthanasia.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-18T08:22:46Z says:

      Seriously

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:35:44Z says:

      Absolutely.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-07-19T00:41:39Z says:

      I approve this message.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-19T23:42:54Z says:

      Kidsinchina

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-07-18T08:21:51Z says:

    were they cheering or crying at the start ?

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:18:36Z says:

      Thought they were fireworks.

  • FirstReflect
    FirstReflect 2009-07-18T08:34:17Z says:

    Fuck.

  • blingbling
    blingbling 2009-07-18T11:07:17Z says:

    predator

  • Magawd
    Magawd 2009-07-18T13:15:55Z says:

    I'll give him a 6 for form and a 10 for the landing.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:37:19Z says:

      Needs moar sharks.

  • Godzilla
    Godzilla 2009-07-18T13:57:57Z says:

    No Skillz

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:37:33Z says:

      Thanks, come again.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2009-07-18T15:47:01Z says:

    I hate to be captain obvious here, but this guy has a SPLITTING HEADACHE!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-18T15:47:42Z says:

      Also maybe if he spoke english then god wouldn't hate him so much and he would have just died.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:38:30Z says:

      Says the American... maybe

  • CausticCarnage
    CausticCarnage 2009-07-18T16:11:34Z says:

    Anyone up for an open face sandwich?

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-07-18T16:38:44Z says:

      Ooo, me first!

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-19T23:43:26Z says:

      Fine, but I got dibs on the meat pillows

  • Poronico
    Poronico 2009-07-18T18:32:02Z says:

    I know what I am going to be for Halloween!

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-19T14:18:25Z says:

      A Ballerina?

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2009-07-19T23:00:47Z says:

    damn

WheresTheBeef
posted July 18, 2009

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