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awesome 1:40 who recognizes the ringtone ?
oh-my-fucking-god
i think i would just rather die after that
its not that bad. Hes going to have an awesome party trick now.
I wonder if he can still whistle.
most likely he whistles constantly thru what once was his nose due to the fact the air passageways are so fucked now!
the red cloud in the water made me giggle.
oh, and good for him that there is the amazing possibility of a face transplantation as we learned two days ago.
Damn.. His still alive. Is he trying to jump over the water or what?
yeah, he was trying to jump over the ocean.
Over the ocean, to the other side.
Africa, pfft easy...
GOD DAMN! wish we had a better angle of the impact...
id rather be dead
seconded
id rather be naked.
what did he land on a hatchet?
no. his head just hit the concrete and popped open like a watermelon.
or possibly even a grapefruit.
a big one
Yup, that's what happens when a trick doesn't come out right... you can loose face.
zing!
Proof, I saw it happen!
what, no predator jokes?
"over here"
.
what, no face-off jokes?
"ready....ready for the big ride BA-AA-BY!"
What, no yo momma jokes? "Smaller than yo momma vag, and better looking too"
dude in white t swam fast as hell.
That's because he's an octopus transformer
Yep...patients like that separate the "WOW! now THIS is a challenge" ER pros from the "O shit!...Fuck THIS!" wannabes.
Euthanasia.
Seriously
Absolutely.
I approve this message.
Kidsinchina
were they cheering or crying at the start ?
Thought they were fireworks.
Fuck.
Tard.
Hard
predator
I'll give him a 6 for form and a 10 for the landing.
Needs moar sharks.
No Skillz
Thanks, come again.
I hate to be captain obvious here, but this guy has a SPLITTING HEADACHE!
Also maybe if he spoke english then god wouldn't hate him so much and he would have just died.
Says the American... maybe
Anyone up for an open face sandwich?
Ooo, me first!
Fine, but I got dibs on the meat pillows
I know what I am going to be for Halloween!
A Ballerina?
damn
Sloppy Jo-nutwould you?
Threesome With a TwistThe fucked up thing to me is, its not even a "girl" blowup doll.
buttplugg gone wrongmy girl had the buttplugg up her ass for 5 days before we went to the doctor ...
Exploding whaleWeeeeeeeeeeeeeee splat.
Hot Babe Caught Tanning Nude On Her DeckShe has no idea she's being filmed from above by a lucky voyeur
Gary Drug Abusey goes wildwhat a nightmare
Pretty Huge DildoI am pretty sure we have more of this series on mucho... i recognize the curt...
Nice AssWhat a nice ass!
Car wreckNice tits shame about the face.
a little help on this onei'm confused
cake fartsuh...just what it means, i guess.
Cannibalism.Mmm... corpse...
Plane Hit By LightningIts a airplane getting struck by lightning.
allah akbarthe world needs more religion
baby fetish?the "babies" turn on the "baby sitter"?
bicepsLooks a bit oversized, doesn\'t it?
Comments to Ouch!!!
awesome
1:40 who recognizes the ringtone ?
oh-my-fucking-god
i think i would just rather die after that
its not that bad. Hes going to have an awesome party trick now.
I wonder if he can still whistle.
most likely he whistles constantly thru what once was his nose due to the fact the air passageways are so fucked now!
the red cloud in the water made me giggle.
oh, and good for him that there is the amazing possibility of a face transplantation as we learned two days ago.
Damn.. His still alive. Is he trying to jump over the water or what?
yeah, he was trying to jump over the ocean.
Over the ocean, to the other side.
Africa, pfft easy...
GOD DAMN! wish we had a better angle of the impact...
id rather be dead
seconded
id rather be naked.
what did he land on a hatchet?
no. his head just hit the concrete and popped open like a watermelon.
or possibly even a grapefruit.
a big one
Yup, that's what happens when a trick doesn't come out right... you can loose face.
zing!
Proof, I saw it happen!
what, no predator jokes?
"over here"
.
what, no face-off jokes?
"ready....ready for the big ride BA-AA-BY!"
What, no yo momma jokes?
"Smaller than yo momma vag, and better looking too"
dude in white t swam fast as hell.
That's because he's an octopus transformer
Yep...patients like that separate the "WOW! now THIS is a challenge" ER pros from the "O shit!...Fuck THIS!" wannabes.
Euthanasia.
Seriously
Absolutely.
I approve this message.
Kidsinchina
were they cheering or crying at the start ?
Thought they were fireworks.
Fuck.
Tard.
Hard
predator
I'll give him a 6 for form and a 10 for the landing.
Needs moar sharks.
No Skillz
Thanks, come again.
I hate to be captain obvious here, but this guy has a SPLITTING HEADACHE!
Also maybe if he spoke english then god wouldn't hate him so much and he would have just died.
Says the American... maybe
Anyone up for an open face sandwich?
Ooo, me first!
Fine, but I got dibs on the meat pillows
I know what I am going to be for Halloween!
A Ballerina?
damn