That's a real Glaswegian way of thinking: deep fry it and it'll taste good! There's one dish in Glasgow that comes with a public health warning because of the fat content and calories, it's a large pork sausage wrapped in donner kebab meat, then battered and deep fried. Fucking yum.
Well we'd never be mistaken for Americans. You notice you never have to ask an American to repeat what they say; "sorry i didn't catch that, could you speak up a bit?". lol
I was passing the time while my oldest stepdaughter, to old for you rish,was shoping, so I went to Outback to have a drink. I ordered a double Vodka and tonic and the girl charged me $11.50. I only had one!
i'd like to think that toolman would actually try...
"hey girls, this guy i know off the internet is coming round and he's going to bang you both.. so go make yourselves look nice"
Comments to Outback Commercial
I remember this one.
yeah ok
Jermaine rules. But he is a Kiwi and Outback steaks suck balls. Taste like dogmeat.
Those deep fried onion things are pretty good though
Deep fry anything and it tastes good.
True...the steaks are shitty though.
Quick, another order of deep fried mayonaise balls! I felt my blood move.
That's a real Glaswegian way of thinking: deep fry it and it'll taste good! There's one dish in Glasgow that comes with a public health warning because of the fat content and calories, it's a large pork sausage wrapped in donner kebab meat, then battered and deep fried. Fucking yum.
I like Scotch Eggs. Boiled eggs wrapped in sausage and deep fried served with mustard.
scotch eggs..i haven't even thought about them in decades..i forgot they existed
wait.. mustard? you fag
horseradish pwns mustard
though, I suppose its technically the same thing...
Like that spicy deli mustard. Why is that gay?
There's a place in Seattle that makes you sign a health waiver before they'll serve you this one dessert they sell.
i heard kiwis hate aussies and vice versa like spics, niggers, and crakers do. is this true?
Not from my experience, its more like canada and USA (maybe?), we just make fun of each others accents and stuff sometimes.
What we hate is when people can't tell the difference between us. When Kiwis like Jermaine advertise Outback it doesn't help the matter, either.
Wait, you mean there's a difference? I thought this guy was British.
(To our British muchoers: I'm just fucking with you).
Fuck you Whunu.
Well we'd never be mistaken for Americans. You notice you never have to ask an American to repeat what they say; "sorry i didn't catch that, could you speak up a bit?". lol
How did he get started? i only seen him in shark vs. eagle
he's part of flight of the concords...i thought i was the only on who has seen shark vs. eagle
it wasn't very good.
Seconded.
I was passing the time while my oldest stepdaughter, to old for you rish,was shoping, so I went to Outback to have a drink. I ordered a double Vodka and tonic and the girl charged me $11.50. I only had one!
yeah, but it was probably made fresh there in the morning, like the advert said.
i paid 9.50 for a ceasar once
I wanna bang both your stepdaughters, toolman. Hook me up.
i'd like to think that toolman would actually try...
"hey girls, this guy i know off the internet is coming round and he's going to bang you both.. so go make yourselves look nice"
i want them to look tarty please
I already went to jail for the oldest one whose boy friend did her wrong. I'm not ascared.
You must think pretty highly of your daughter's boyfriend if you were willing to do time for him.
Nah, he just fancied sloppy seconds. He got a taste for it after giving him a BJ earlier that morning.
Was your cell mate the one that took the pic of your ass that you posted on here
Sorry boy, went in on a Friday night, and was free Saturday morning. Her boyfriend wasn't so lucky.
im so getting my next steak with candels