kind of nice to have a adorer like you, because that lifts my self-esteem in a way. but no. actually it doesnt. in fact i dont give a shit. if i really was a horse, i would love to give you a headshot with my hoof, muchokid. thats sure...
The dad would have been better off telling the kid to stand behind him so that the horse would kick him. Then the kid, if he wasn't completely retarded, may have thought about it and stayed away.
hahaha. hes so scared of the horse he tries to sneak up from behind to pet it and the horse was all like, Fuck off kid im fuckin standin around bein a horse n shit yaknowwhatm sayin and horse think hes a little douche and kicks him rätt på smalbenet. ahahaha
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Now that was fucking funny. I was hoping for a chest shot though.
+ 5 pts to Romeo for kicking a little kid with a fanny pack.
kind of nice to have a adorer like you, because that lifts my self-esteem in a way. but no. actually it doesnt. in fact i dont give a shit. if i really was a horse, i would love to give you a headshot with my hoof, muchokid. thats sure...
Then shit on his lifeless body?
hahaha
Kids learn by getting burned.
can we set fire to him then?
The dad would have been better off telling the kid to stand behind him so that the horse would kick him. Then the kid, if he wasn't completely retarded, may have thought about it and stayed away.
can i pet the horsey mommy
Getting kicked by a horse is kind of like the hardest punch youve ever taken, multiplied by twenty, only the fist is a hoof.
i got kicked by a cow when i was a kid, they kick out at right angles...have a guess which one ended up on the table that year
Your mom?
Nice spin on the 'your mom' joke.
that kid is lucky its not the face
Goddam. That looked like it was right on the kneecap.
ya i wish it was broken
kneecap.. just like mob does it lol
lol!
wait, who?
He's lucky his foot wasn't planted.
i got bitten by a horse once... fuckin thing nearly took my finger off. i didn't even know they bit
stubby kid fingers look like gourmet baby carrots to a horse.
and me. I was trying to teach it to catch mints like you'd do with a dog. Looking back on it, it was a fucking stupid thing to do.
same here dik.. i forgot to open my hand while feeding it.. my right index finger is still crooked.
the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..
the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..
It did what to your fingers?
the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..
the thing chewed on your fingers?
It did what?
fucking chewed his fingers
...the fuck?!
That's crazy.
i'm telling you..
the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..
Chewed on your fucking fingers?!
what?
you fingered the chewing horse???
Huh? The horse chewed on your fucking?
Fucking hell! It fucking chewed on your fingers??!??
The bastard!
oh, wait you people are talking about a horse..
no, i mean *the thing* was fucking chewing on my fingers!
it was nice an sloppy though..
The lady thing?
hey those things can chew like fuck, you know that? nearly chewed my finger off.
As long as it doesn't give you the death shake, you should be okay. Well, you know, besides the chewed up and crooked fingers.
But wait...
... did it chew on your fingers?
Yeahhhh, fingers!
In a matter of speaking, yes
On that day, the horse was victorious.
Victorious chewed his own fucking fingers?
the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..
ill fav this vid just because of this thread. i wish there were more horses chewing on fingers..
hold on a sec?
who fingered victorious?
dont tell me the horse fingered you vicki, i wouldnt buy that
I never get tired of the slow motion audio
hahaha. hes so scared of the horse he tries to sneak up from behind to pet it and the horse was all like, Fuck off kid im fuckin standin around bein a horse n shit yaknowwhatm sayin and horse think hes a little douche and kicks him rätt på smalbenet. ahahaha
Man, go take your meds lol.
oh realy is that what happened?
lol @mayor
doesn't he know fannypacks are out of style? dumbass little kid...
i got kicked by a horse right in the chest broke 3 ribs, kids lucky it didn't take him off at the knee. bet he was walking funny for a while
I'd of made glue out of that motha fucka.
That could be interpreted as child abuse.