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Ownd by Horse

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Ownd by Horse

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Comments to Ownd by Horse

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-02-18T05:19:52Z says:

    Now that was fucking funny. I was hoping for a chest shot though.

    • Mucho_Kid
      Mucho_Kid 2008-02-18T05:35:18Z says:

      + 5 pts to Romeo for kicking a little kid with a fanny pack.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-02-18T19:44:14Z says:

      kind of nice to have a adorer like you, because that lifts my self-esteem in a way. but no. actually it doesnt. in fact i dont give a shit. if i really was a horse, i would love to give you a headshot with my hoof, muchokid. thats sure...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-18T22:50:02Z says:

      Then shit on his lifeless body?

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-02-18T05:24:38Z says:

    hahaha

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-02-18T05:34:15Z says:

    Kids learn by getting burned.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-02-18T15:18:27Z says:

      can we set fire to him then?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-19T02:46:31Z says:

      The dad would have been better off telling the kid to stand behind him so that the horse would kick him. Then the kid, if he wasn't completely retarded, may have thought about it and stayed away.

  • northernredneck
    northernredneck 2008-02-18T05:34:43Z says:

    can i pet the horsey mommy

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2008-02-18T06:15:06Z says:

    Getting kicked by a horse is kind of like the hardest punch youve ever taken, multiplied by twenty, only the fist is a hoof.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2008-02-18T08:31:45Z says:

      i got kicked by a cow when i was a kid, they kick out at right angles...have a guess which one ended up on the table that year

    • Cervix_Surfer
      Cervix_Surfer 2008-02-18T08:55:15Z says:

      Your mom?

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-02-18T14:56:58Z says:

      Nice spin on the 'your mom' joke.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-02-18T07:14:03Z says:

    that kid is lucky its not the face

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-02-18T07:16:04Z says:

    Goddam. That looked like it was right on the kneecap.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-18T07:20:30Z says:

      ya i wish it was broken

    • Alda
      Alda 2008-02-18T12:36:40Z says:

      kneecap.. just like mob does it lol

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-18T19:25:21Z says:

      lol!

      wait, who?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-19T02:50:23Z says:

      He's lucky his foot wasn't planted.

  • dik
    dik 2008-02-18T07:21:28Z says:

    i got bitten by a horse once... fuckin thing nearly took my finger off. i didn't even know they bit

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-02-18T13:14:36Z says:

      stubby kid fingers look like gourmet baby carrots to a horse.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-02-18T15:20:11Z says:

      and me. I was trying to teach it to catch mints like you'd do with a dog. Looking back on it, it was a fucking stupid thing to do.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-18T19:16:16Z says:

      same here dik.. i forgot to open my hand while feeding it.. my right index finger is still crooked.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-18T19:17:43Z says:

      the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-18T19:17:51Z says:

      the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-02-18T19:19:02Z says:

      It did what to your fingers?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-18T19:27:14Z says:

      the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-18T19:41:56Z says:

      the thing chewed on your fingers?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-02-18T19:43:49Z says:

      It did what?

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-18T19:45:15Z says:

      fucking chewed his fingers

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-02-18T19:46:08Z says:

      ...the fuck?!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-02-18T19:56:05Z says:

      That's crazy.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-18T20:42:37Z says:

      i'm telling you..
      the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-02-18T20:46:46Z says:

      Chewed on your fucking fingers?!

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-02-18T21:33:18Z says:

      what?
      you fingered the chewing horse???

    • Triscope
      Triscope 2008-02-18T21:48:07Z says:

      Huh? The horse chewed on your fucking?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-18T22:47:50Z says:

      Fucking hell! It fucking chewed on your fingers??!??

      The bastard!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-18T23:51:15Z says:

      oh, wait you people are talking about a horse..
      no, i mean *the thing* was fucking chewing on my fingers!
      it was nice an sloppy though..

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-02-18T23:55:51Z says:

      The lady thing?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-19T00:01:32Z says:

      hey those things can chew like fuck, you know that? nearly chewed my finger off.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-02-19T00:07:22Z says:

      As long as it doesn't give you the death shake, you should be okay. Well, you know, besides the chewed up and crooked fingers.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-02-19T02:45:12Z says:

      But wait...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-02-19T02:45:32Z says:

      ... did it chew on your fingers?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-19T02:49:54Z says:

      Yeahhhh, fingers!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-02-19T02:54:52Z says:

      In a matter of speaking, yes

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-02-19T11:47:54Z says:

      On that day, the horse was victorious.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-19T17:54:53Z says:

      Victorious chewed his own fucking fingers?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-19T21:00:23Z says:

      the thing fucking chewed on my fingers..

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-02-19T23:11:57Z says:

      ill fav this vid just because of this thread. i wish there were more horses chewing on fingers..

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-02-20T00:53:09Z says:

      hold on a sec?
      who fingered victorious?

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-02-20T00:53:40Z says:

      dont tell me the horse fingered you vicki, i wouldnt buy that

  • morphine
    morphine 2008-02-18T08:42:12Z says:

    I never get tired of the slow motion audio

  • mayor
    mayor 2008-02-18T08:56:16Z says:

    hahaha. hes so scared of the horse he tries to sneak up from behind to pet it and the horse was all like, Fuck off kid im fuckin standin around bein a horse n shit yaknowwhatm sayin and horse think hes a little douche and kicks him rätt på smalbenet. ahahaha

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-02-18T09:49:47Z says:

      Man, go take your meds lol.

    • First
      First 2008-02-18T13:49:39Z says:

      oh realy is that what happened?

    • Catch-22
      Catch-22 2008-02-18T22:27:53Z says:

      lol @mayor

  • T-nigZ
    T-nigZ 2008-02-18T11:06:51Z says:

    doesn't he know fannypacks are out of style? dumbass little kid...

  • Gigalow
    Gigalow 2008-02-18T19:01:41Z says:

    i got kicked by a horse right in the chest broke 3 ribs, kids lucky it didn't take him off at the knee. bet he was walking funny for a while

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-02-19T02:52:17Z says:

    I'd of made glue out of that motha fucka.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-19T17:55:45Z says:

      That could be interpreted as child abuse.

Asphalt
posted February 18, 2008

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