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Owned, oops just kidding.

Some morons help out religious nuts to think that god is in control of everything. Stupid Religious nuts. Why do they even use doctors if they think this way. What morons.

Owned, oops just kidding.

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Comments to Owned, oops just kidding.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-11-26T05:16:08Z says:

    God shmod

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-11-26T05:45:06Z says:

      ramrod

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-11-26T10:04:41Z says:

      Armod Rashad

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2007-11-26T12:00:46Z says:

      So they call a medical diagnose blunder a sighn of god ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? damned are those who believe it. wha about beiing clinical dead and almost beeing cut up for organs.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-11-26T16:59:02Z says:

      The religious hippies will claim all they can as an act of god.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-11-26T20:19:38Z says:

      The blood stain he left on the street was probably in the shape of Jesus.

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2007-11-29T19:13:36Z says:

      and if had diarea it would look like the pope..

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-11-26T05:17:04Z says:

    Ok, so I'm glad the kid is alright. However, one has to question how much of a dumbass factor was involved in the first place?

    • AntonioMainenti
      AntonioMainenti 2007-11-26T06:45:51Z says:

      A substantial one I'm sure. It's doubtful these nimrods could raise anything but a goofy fucking dork.

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-11-26T08:13:46Z says:

      Why would you be glad?

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-11-26T05:38:18Z says:

    Wow, god made him live. Interesting. I guess if any of you have children of your own, or a brother, sister--whatever--and they are severely injured, but end up dying, it's because god just didn't like the poor fucker as much as widdle Zacky. I guess that's not much different than how god can't help starving kids in Darfur because he's too busy helping black singers win fucking Grammy awards.

    • KeefRobot
      KeefRobot 2007-11-26T06:43:15Z says:

      Its all part of J.C.'s crazy plan. You just wouldn't understand.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-11-26T07:40:06Z says:

      Must be.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-11-26T07:42:17Z says:

      Actually, there is a small sect of Christianity that believe you will survive if God wants you to.

      A small sect because they don't believe in doctors and keep dying of easily curable diseases.

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2007-11-26T14:03:24Z says:

      I'm pretty sure it's called Christian Science. If you get hurt or you have any medical issues you go to a healer not anyone with a medical degree. If you die it musta just been your time.

  • OPP
    OPP 2007-11-26T06:48:01Z says:

    Dibbs on that Trooper!

    • peener
      peener 2007-11-26T07:03:27Z says:

      yeah she was purdy

  • bukkakeituacahs
    bukkakeituacahs 2007-11-26T07:01:53Z says:

    "God touched him"? ...Was he fapping him? What a fag!

    • Schadenfreude
      Schadenfreude 2007-11-26T07:33:08Z says:

      God's such a homo.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2007-11-26T16:37:44Z says:

      yes She is... teheeee!

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-11-26T07:46:02Z says:

    You know, you can say "God do this" or "God did that" but you can't prove it either way.

    I'm going to laugh, though, if he ends up leading a completely worthless life.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2007-11-26T09:38:32Z says:

      of course he will. it was motor reflexes, nothing more. he's gonna be the worst kind of drooling monster of a retard. the rest of his life will be misery and people will shutter at the sight of his grotesque foamy dead face. like that cunt terri shiavou.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2007-11-26T09:39:59Z says:

      also, i love jesus

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2007-11-26T10:14:53Z says:

      Smerf will be walking down the road one day and an ATV will be coming straight for him and guess who'd gonna be riding screaming " I'll get you for that comment you bastard "

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-11-26T16:04:50Z says:

      Well, you can say you dont believe in god, but when you look out the window of the plane and see the engine on fire, most will try and talk to him.....

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-11-26T16:05:19Z says:

      At least that's what I heard.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2007-11-26T16:40:26Z says:

      which anly goes to prove mankind hasn't evolved nearly as much as we all like to think.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-11-27T01:28:22Z says:

      We're not going to start with all this No Atheists in Foxholes BS, are we?

  • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
    SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-26T12:22:42Z says:

    WHY?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!? Why couldn't he just have stayed dead and gave me those god-damned organs!!!!!

  • Disposable_Hero
    Disposable_Hero 2007-11-26T12:50:29Z says:

    ....what the hell?! "Hey uhhh...remember how we just told you that your son was dead? Well, funny thing really, it turns out we got false readings on the first test and he was alive the whole time. My bad..."

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-11-26T12:53:21Z says:

    It's a miracle! Another vegetable.

  • dik
    dik 2007-11-26T16:18:55Z says:

    the gal durn brain machine musta been wrong tickin

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T16:20:53Z says:

      idiots are lucky to be able to swallow the calories of a hearty meal of religious grits

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T16:21:54Z says:

      I wish i was stupid

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-11-26T20:22:02Z says:

      Wouldn't life be easy if'n you culd leave it up to tha lohd.

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2007-11-26T16:41:34Z says:

    Three cheers for Trooper Betsy!! WOOHOOOO!

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-11-27T01:29:32Z says:

    How could they tell he was braindead?

  • zpyro4035
    zpyro4035 2007-11-27T05:11:35Z says:

    So if God has every moment of every form of life planned out...how the shit do these asshats think that "praying" for ANYTHING will do anything? If they didn't pray, would God change his mind on what he'd already planned from the beginning of time?

  • espada9
    espada9 2007-11-28T04:39:36Z says:

    God lent me $5.00 once, nice guy, didn't even charge me interest.

PookNasty
posted November 26, 2007

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