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Owned, oops just kidding.

Some morons help out religious nuts to think that god is in control of everything. Stupid Religious nuts. Why do they even use doctors if they think this way. What morons.

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Comments to Owned, oops just kidding.

  • Lepprntava

    God shmod

    2007-11-26T05:16:08Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      ramrod

      2007-11-26T05:45:06Z
    • 16x16
      redsun0032 says:

      Armod Rashad

      2007-11-26T10:04:41Z
    • 16x16
      KJELL says:

      So they call a medical diagnose blunder a sighn of god ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? damned are those who believe it. wha about beiing clinical dead and almost beeing cut up for organs.

      2007-11-26T12:00:46Z
    • Lepprntava

      The religious hippies will claim all they can as an act of god.

      2007-11-26T16:59:02Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      The blood stain he left on the street was probably in the shape of Jesus.

      2007-11-26T20:19:38Z
    • 16x16
      KJELL says:

      and if had diarea it would look like the pope..

      2007-11-29T19:13:36Z
  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    Ok, so I'm glad the kid is alright. However, one has to question how much of a dumbass factor was involved in the first place?

    2007-11-26T05:17:04Z
    • 16x16

      A substantial one I'm sure. It's doubtful these nimrods could raise anything but a goofy fucking dork.

      2007-11-26T06:45:51Z
    • 16x16

      Why would you be glad?

      2007-11-26T08:13:46Z
  • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
    TiredGuy says:

    Wow, god made him live. Interesting. I guess if any of you have children of your own, or a brother, sister--whatever--and they are severely injured, but end up dying, it's because god just didn't like the poor fucker as much as widdle Zacky. I guess that's not much different than how god can't help starving kids in Darfur because he's too busy helping black singers win fucking Grammy awards.

    2007-11-26T05:38:18Z
    • Fedor_after_tk__fight2
      KeefRobot says:

      Its all part of J.C.'s crazy plan. You just wouldn't understand.

      2007-11-26T06:43:15Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Must be.

      2007-11-26T07:40:06Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Actually, there is a small sect of Christianity that believe you will survive if God wants you to.

      A small sect because they don't believe in doctors and keep dying of easily curable diseases.

      2007-11-26T07:42:17Z
    • 16x16
      PookNasty says:

      I'm pretty sure it's called Christian Science. If you get hurt or you have any medical issues you go to a healer not anyone with a medical degree. If you die it musta just been your time.

      2007-11-26T14:03:24Z
  • Chia_small
    OPP says:

    Dibbs on that Trooper!

    2007-11-26T06:48:01Z
    • Untitled-2
      peener says:

      yeah she was purdy

      2007-11-26T07:03:27Z
  • 2g1c

    "God touched him"? ...Was he fapping him? What a fag!

    2007-11-26T07:01:53Z
    • 16x16

      God's such a homo.

      2007-11-26T07:33:08Z
    • Monday
      EPISTAXIS says:

      yes She is... teheeee!

      2007-11-26T16:37:44Z
  • Smeratar-4-15-2008
    smerf says:

    You know, you can say "God do this" or "God did that" but you can't prove it either way.

    I'm going to laugh, though, if he ends up leading a completely worthless life.

    2007-11-26T07:46:02Z
    • Bravesamuel

      of course he will. it was motor reflexes, nothing more. he's gonna be the worst kind of drooling monster of a retard. the rest of his life will be misery and people will shutter at the sight of his grotesque foamy dead face. like that cunt terri shiavou.

      2007-11-26T09:38:32Z
    • Bravesamuel

      also, i love jesus

      2007-11-26T09:39:59Z
    • Image-1

      Smerf will be walking down the road one day and an ATV will be coming straight for him and guess who'd gonna be riding screaming " I'll get you for that comment you bastard "

      2007-11-26T10:14:53Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Well, you can say you dont believe in god, but when you look out the window of the plane and see the engine on fire, most will try and talk to him.....

      2007-11-26T16:04:50Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      At least that's what I heard.

      2007-11-26T16:05:19Z
    • Monday
      EPISTAXIS says:

      which anly goes to prove mankind hasn't evolved nearly as much as we all like to think.

      2007-11-26T16:40:26Z
    • Parabellumirritant

      We're not going to start with all this No Atheists in Foxholes BS, are we?

      2007-11-27T01:28:22Z
  • 48x48

    WHY?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!? Why couldn't he just have stayed dead and gave me those god-damned organs!!!!!

    2007-11-26T12:22:42Z
  • Foamy_avatar75

    ....what the hell?! "Hey uhhh...remember how we just told you that your son was dead? Well, funny thing really, it turns out we got false readings on the first test and he was alive the whole time. My bad..."

    2007-11-26T12:50:29Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    It's a miracle! Another vegetable.

    2007-11-26T12:53:21Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    the gal durn brain machine musta been wrong tickin

    2007-11-26T16:18:55Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      idiots are lucky to be able to swallow the calories of a hearty meal of religious grits

      2007-11-26T16:20:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      I wish i was stupid

      2007-11-26T16:21:54Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      Wouldn't life be easy if'n you culd leave it up to tha lohd.

      2007-11-26T20:22:02Z
  • Monday
    EPISTAXIS says:

    Three cheers for Trooper Betsy!! WOOHOOOO!

    2007-11-26T16:41:34Z
  • Parabellumirritant

    How could they tell he was braindead?

    2007-11-27T01:29:32Z
  • Cooteye
    zpyro4035 says:

    So if God has every moment of every form of life planned out...how the shit do these asshats think that "praying" for ANYTHING will do anything? If they didn't pray, would God change his mind on what he'd already planned from the beginning of time?

    2007-11-27T05:11:35Z
  • Gracie_avatar
    espada9 says:

    God lent me $5.00 once, nice guy, didn't even charge me interest.

    2007-11-28T04:39:36Z
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posted November 26, 2007

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