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Panic Attack on a Plane

Some guy on a plane having a panic attack, flying to or from London or something.

Panic Attack on a Plane

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airplane,  crazy,  stupid human tricks,  wacko,  panic attack,  panic

Comments to Panic Attack on a Plane

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2007-12-20T05:13:12Z says:

    now i've seen it all

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-12-20T08:40:45Z says:

      "And up next for the airliners, middle east funny man, Babaganoosh!"

    • DIRTYROTTENSTEVE2
      DIRTYROTTENSTEVE2 2007-12-20T15:35:47Z says:

      DONT TAZE ME BRO! I'll give you 2 days for the mc hammer remix, now hurry up and get onto it dammit.

    • hawndawg
      hawndawg 2007-12-20T19:11:40Z says:

      This was an Air Canada flight. They were filming for the new TV pilot "When Jihads go Wrong 2"

  • EveryTimeUDie
    EveryTimeUDie 2007-12-20T05:35:46Z says:

    That lady must have her headphones on.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-12-20T05:51:52Z says:

      How the hell was she reading her book during that?

    • StokedOUTstokeS
      StokedOUTstokeS 2007-12-20T07:25:31Z says:

      she had to see the end before she died

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-20T07:59:10Z says:

      Well, I'm guessing she had it open, possibly on her lap, and was letting her eyes move back and forth across the page.

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2007-12-20T10:02:23Z says:

      I think when one is shitting ones pants on an aircraft you tend to do something not too obvious like reading a book... hahahaha

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-12-20T16:25:43Z says:

      lol thats the english for ya

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-12-20T06:26:01Z says:

    I see we have another satisfied Delta customer.

    Do we get bonus peanuts?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-20T07:59:23Z says:

      I love airline peanuts.

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2007-12-20T10:04:03Z says:

      DELTA= Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-12-20T10:07:46Z says:

      BIG JOHNSON= Bet I Get Joked On Having No Sense Of Nuts...110 times!

  • shloppypoppyweedooshraw
    shloppypoppyweedooshraw 2007-12-20T06:42:49Z says:

    Wow, that poor fuckin' guy. Seems like his innate fear of flying is exacerbated by todays political world climate, specifically the implications of 9/11 and it's subsequent impact on transcontinental travel. It was, however, kinda funny when he kept saying, "I'm going to be dying!"

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-12-20T12:54:46Z says:

      I was laughed.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-20T13:14:09Z says:

      it's the accent. they just can't talk without me snickering about it.

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-12-20T16:27:47Z says:

      lol yeah dont know why either, its like the chinese i cant keep a straight face

  • Bennyboy
    Bennyboy 2007-12-20T06:44:29Z says:

    lol, "fucking white people"!....just lead this guy to the emergency exit problem solved, fuckin lunatic!

    • shloppypoppyweedooshraw
      shloppypoppyweedooshraw 2007-12-20T06:57:52Z says:

      Yeah, killing everybody by opening the door while the plane is flying is a great idea. No wonder you weren't hired for that stewardess position.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2007-12-20T08:00:24Z says:

      please people, don't mention opening a hatch anymore. you are clearly upsetting shlop.

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2007-12-20T07:17:33Z says:

    why dont they just throw the fucker out if he wants to die so desperately?

    • shloppypoppyweedooshraw
      shloppypoppyweedooshraw 2007-12-20T07:36:31Z says:

      There are complex political and corporate reasons they wouldn't open the door to a moving plane and murder someone. If they did lose their minds and decide to kill someone for being afraid/annoying there is the reason, as stated above, that it would fucking depressurise the plane and fucking kill everyone-fucking-one else! Fucking think!

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-12-20T08:17:35Z says:

      see, when you write posts this ^^ long no one really reads them.

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-12-20T08:42:14Z says:

      but see, if you point out ^^ that it's too long then it makes me want to read it.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2007-12-20T09:47:27Z says:

      Rapid cabin depressurization wouldn't kill everyone. It wouldn't be pleasant, but everyone would live.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-12-20T09:52:25Z says:

      i read it and agree...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-20T10:57:26Z says:

      only people close to the exit would get sucked out, i think.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-20T14:06:51Z says:

      I read long posts.

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-12-20T16:30:07Z says:

      im sitting next to the exit from now on if you get perks like that

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-20T19:44:10Z says:

      hank reads whatever is written on the walls of the men's room at the gas station.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-29T12:18:22Z says:

      I don't use gas station toilets.

  • morphine
    morphine 2007-12-20T07:20:58Z says:

    Didn't help his cause that he was a dot-head.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2007-12-20T08:08:01Z says:

      wow. that is a very primitive way for you to think and it has no place here on mucho. him being a dune coon should not come into the equation. must i remeind you that ALL brown people are created equal? it could have easily been a black or mexican up there ruining everyones flight.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-12-20T09:53:00Z says:

      i dont like that guys name....

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-20T10:58:12Z says:

      it could be your female counterpart; morphine!

  • MMA
    MMA 2007-12-20T07:36:11Z says:

    All he wanted to do was get into the cockpit.

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-12-20T07:49:03Z says:

    i think it was maybe the food or in-flight movie that triggered his upset. just think if he was on the 15 hour flight to australia or something, holy jesus would that be fun.

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2007-12-20T08:02:16Z says:

    poor guy : ( i know know what it's like when you are trapped on a plane and the attendants wont even bring you water or shoot you. i'd get worked up to.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2007-12-20T08:10:03Z says:

      i see that i wrote "know" twice...... please disregard the second one. sorry everyone.

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-12-20T08:44:18Z says:

      YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!!! LEARN TO WRITE!!! THIS IS MUCHO SUCKO, DAMMIT, NOT BREAK.COM!

      :)

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-12-20T08:44:58Z says:

      ...I mean, MS has standards.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2007-12-20T10:07:19Z says:

      i know. believe me. sorry mucho :( i'm an embarrassment. it's goodbye forever.

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-12-20T10:08:33Z says:

      Break.com RULES mutha fucker...... . . . . Um.. what is Break.com?!?!

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-12-20T12:09:52Z says:

      break.com is just another ebaums world, which I have not seen in months.. mucho needs to come up something more.. beat break.com in the world of fucked up videos and pics to watch daily

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-12-20T16:33:12Z says:

      what is ebaums world?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-20T16:36:48Z says:

      no, if mucho gets as popular as those crappy sites, we'd be spammed by total retards like boobyvalentine all the time.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-20T16:37:22Z says:

      ps:booby loves black cock, but he's afraid to admit it to his KKK brothers.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-12-21T02:48:12Z says:

      Yeah we gotta keep our shock value so this doesn't site go mainstream. I recommend more bestiality.

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2007-12-20T08:18:03Z says:

    this sounds like a punjabi mc song

  • AntonioMainenti
    AntonioMainenti 2007-12-20T09:26:59Z says:

    HALP MEH!

  • nudecelebs84
    nudecelebs84 2007-12-20T09:44:57Z says:

    this must be the dericters cut of CSI were the passnger killed the guy that was fliping gout

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-12-20T09:54:00Z says:

    why dont they just tie him down and gag the mother fucker...

    get him some valium and call it a flight.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-12-20T12:58:22Z says:

      Drugging men for bondage isn't everyone's thing.

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-12-20T21:43:57Z says:

      haha!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-12-20T23:25:40Z says:

      Hey so long as hes tied down and has something in his mouth to gag him im happy on that flight back home.

  • Mannynub
    Mannynub 2007-12-20T10:00:32Z says:

    Haha, tazers at the ready guys! I was on a flight to England recently, and the woman sat in front of me and my girlfriend had a panic attack from the moment she sat down. Didn't freak out like this guy though, she just broke down in tears and hyperventilated the entire journey. I'd taken a magazine with me to read on the flight but watching her was more entertaining.

  • Gazoo
    Gazoo 2007-12-20T10:07:31Z says:

    Sounds like the latest single from who ever the hip rapper is these days.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-12-20T11:17:42Z says:

      punjabi mc maybe?

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-12-20T10:59:19Z says:

    AM GOIN TODIE!
    HEWP MEEE!
    SHOOT ME!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-20T11:00:26Z says:

      i'm waiting for jack bauer to jump out of the luggage compartiment, and execute the guy.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-12-20T13:17:12Z says:

      He's too busy fending off Ben Dover in the clink.

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-12-20T16:37:51Z says:

      yeah why was he saying shoot me? he didnt seem to want to die that much

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-12-20T11:11:37Z says:

    20 to 40 miligrams of xanax would solve his problem.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2007-12-20T12:11:02Z says:

    damn muslims always causing problems on planes and when u call them out on their erratic behaviour the sue your asses!

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-12-20T13:01:32Z says:

    I act the same way when I'm talking to a girl.

  • Fuckstick
    Fuckstick 2007-12-20T13:19:40Z says:

    YOU KICK MY DOG! YOU FUCKING GUY!

  • shoekalocka
    shoekalocka 2007-12-20T21:44:41Z says:

    "get off my chair mother fucker! im tryin to sleep!"

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-12-21T02:30:48Z says:

    Thank you, Freak again!

yak
posted December 20, 2007
by yak