actually I've noticed the best, tight cunts and asses belong to this kind of girls...usually the prettiest girls' pussies are so loose they seem to be ready for double fisting.
Don't go for the absolute best looking girl. They're either bitches, stuck up, or loose as hell. Go for the decent looking ones who you can hang out with for a while and NOT want to kill afterward.
the best girl is one that isn't perfect looking. i like flaws in a girls face. not crooked teeth or thin lips. nice teeth and eyes are a must have, though
i want to go out with a BANG! ok, not like a suicide bomber, but it has to be spectaculair. a meteor would be cool. or being one of the people that will see the sun go out. or being shot into space with the speed of light, aimed at the nearest galaxy..
Fuck the bag! I want her to look me in the eye. So that she'll know how serious I am. When I describe to her exactly what I'll do to her before I bury her. Broken, but still gasping a few last, painful, wheezing breaths. Then the dirt gets in her mouth. The taste is surprisingly pleasant, she'll think to herself. Then that black ring around her field of vision will start to reach for her. The darkness is surprisingly warm and inviting. Grandma?!!!
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Amen!
actually I've noticed the best, tight cunts and asses belong to this kind of girls...usually the prettiest girls' pussies are so loose they seem to be ready for double fisting.
Don't go for the absolute best looking girl. They're either bitches, stuck up, or loose as hell. Go for the decent looking ones who you can hang out with for a while and NOT want to kill afterward.
the best girl is one that isn't perfect looking. i like flaws in a girls face. not crooked teeth or thin lips. nice teeth and eyes are a must have, though
wow i pwn at writing comments lacking structure..
I agree with you there.
Now how am I gonna cum in her eye?
Cut eye holes in the bag
Anyone ever actually asked some chick to wear one?
Paper or plastic ?
I did once, told her was one of my fantasies - truth is she was sooooo fugly.... omg plz Lord forgive me!
you are like me a man of needs....do you fuck-around to?
i did that when I was like 17
so its only child that fuck around
Krantz I am sure your girlfriend was 11 you sick fuck.
11 isn't too young is it? I'm only 52.
not many years left to live masterhank...any special thing you would like to do before you hit the grave.
Nothing special, maybe take a nap in some nice, soft grass on a sunny day...and then be hit by a meteor.
i hope i die in pain
Why?
i hope ur in pain when i die too
when in pain i feel very alive and i want to feel alive when i die. Im not emo and dont cut myself and etc.
Lord Dik : Thanks i wish i will.
Lord Dik, show some respect to your sovereign, god damn it!
i want to go out with a BANG! ok, not like a suicide bomber, but it has to be spectaculair. a meteor would be cool. or being one of the people that will see the sun go out. or being shot into space with the speed of light, aimed at the nearest galaxy..
I wanna die gettig fucked and eating a donut, while watching the simpsons life's greatest pleasures...
A slow and painful death is my wish.
i think braces are sexy...
Say what?
Especially on 10 year olds.
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I thinbk braces are sexy also but only on older women, like 35is. SO HOT
No way, man. 35 is like my mom's age. 13 or 14 is way more like it.
jesus, hank, what have you done to your children all these years!?
Hank earlier on this page you said you are 52 . Now you are saying your mom is 35 . Could you explain this ?
don't need a bag,just turn her around and look at the back of her head
Fuck the bag! I want her to look me in the eye. So that she'll know how serious I am. When I describe to her exactly what I'll do to her before I bury her. Broken, but still gasping a few last, painful, wheezing breaths. Then the dirt gets in her mouth. The taste is surprisingly pleasant, she'll think to herself. Then that black ring around her field of vision will start to reach for her. The darkness is surprisingly warm and inviting. Grandma?!!!
If she were to nick me with her metalic, artificial smile.
...yeah man, I really liked your kung-fu moves from the other video.
I'd let Ugly Betty blow me like that. Still, I'd be wary of paper cuts and getting a fold of skin caught in her braces.
If she wears a bag can you claim you didn't know she was 14?
of course
I didn't know she was 14.
a little old, don't you think?
That's just his point.
wanko your fuckin hilarious sometimes
My mom's 14.
hank.. i am your father!
theres a movie floating round of a chic sucking a guys cock through a brown paper bag. it was funny as hell
She's actually pretty cute...except for the bags on her eyes.
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I dont think she is that bad actually. But she needs a hole in the bag like the Unknown Comic used to have. Except without the eyeholes.
i'd do her without the paper bag. i think..
me to....she doesnt looks so bad then its just the eyes that you dont see.
But, the braces are a must.
all i need is an warm soft hole to put my penis in.
if she is a women i get excited.
if its*
What about your mom, would you do her?
no thanks MasterHank, i expressed me a little wrong, i wouldnt hit everything with an soft warm hole. But most of the stuffs.
She is cute. Looks kinda blasian.