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Parents of the year

For 2009.

Parents of the year

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  • rock_strongo
    rock_strongo 2009-11-01T04:04:12Z says:

    This is total BS. I think providing your child with a safe environment to experiment with alcohol and drugs is better than letting them do it in some alley. Goddamn government overstepping its bounds if you ask me.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-11-01T04:19:01Z says:

      Well forcing your child to smoke/inhale drugs isn't right, is it strongo? and the fact that the reason for doing so was because the mother wanted the baby to sleep all day, it's pretty pathetic if you ask me. As to your point yeah it probably would be better than having them do it outside in the big bad world but that doesn't mean to say smoking weed and heavily drinking around your own child is good....

    • possum
      possum 2009-11-01T04:23:46Z says:

      *cues up the baby-on-the-ceiling scene from trainspotting*

    • Thought_Criminal
      Thought_Criminal 2009-11-01T04:29:20Z says:

      Sure, if the kid is maybe in their teens or some shit, not 2 fucking years old.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-11-01T04:37:48Z says:

      Im no druggie, but I have done a few in my day and never once was it in an alley!

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-11-01T09:51:32Z says:

      We can only imagine the number of things children are 'forced' to do, not just by their parents, but by the law. The number of drugs a child must take, forced inoculations and so on. How many people have died from smoking weed? How many have died from inoculations? It might be pathetic in your eyes to force a person to do something, but in my eyes it is -essential- when they are your child. Honestly, I don't care what someone does to their own child, until they can walk away from the situation the kid is their bag of meat and they can do whatever they want to it. The kid is a terrible little fuck? Kill it!

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-11-01T12:48:15Z says:

      And smoking during pregnancy go's unpunished.
      Now study has proven that pregnant jamaican women who smoke during pregnancy produce bigger stronger, and more ripe kids, mentaly ripe, they are likely to start talking faster and preform tasks faster, comprehend stuff and so on.
      So why are they against weed, it has proven that the usage is healty if not smoked.
      U become littlebit less concentrated and slow and maybe tired but thats the only side effect. The tar from smoking is bad, but it is not even comparable to tabaco tar, since it is mixed with some realy good substances like thc.

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2009-11-01T13:55:20Z says:

      Not reading all that ^^ shit.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-11-02T00:33:29Z says:

      Me neither.

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-11-02T05:19:15Z says:

      i did, and now i regret it.

  • possum
    possum 2009-11-01T04:12:20Z says:

    in hawaii, tahiti, and other pacific island cultures...as late as the 1920's...many parents used masturbation -and often oral/genital stimulation- as techniques to calm their colicky babies

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-11-01T04:38:52Z says:

      1920's?, my mom still does that to me...and to be honest, I kinda like it....thats just how it is in our family...

    • mamer
      mamer 2009-11-01T05:05:39Z says:

      my parents just gave me rum and that worked

    • genethekiller
      genethekiller 2009-11-01T09:32:59Z says:

      My parents through whiskey bottles and Busch beer cans at me to calm me when I was colicky..

    • genethekiller
      genethekiller 2009-11-01T09:33:20Z says:

      *threw. Sorry, drunk.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-11-01T13:00:42Z says:

      They obviously didn't throw them hard enough...

    • genethekiller
      genethekiller 2009-11-01T14:40:49Z says:

      ZING!

    • mamer
      mamer 2009-11-02T04:59:08Z says:

      or couldnt aim for shit

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-11-01T04:50:57Z says:

    Once again another reason people should have licenses to have children, just like to drive. You fuck up, bye bye kids.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-11-01T04:57:04Z says:

      Agreed

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-11-01T05:23:28Z says:

      Then what would we do with all the black babies? They would do that shit on purpose.

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-11-01T09:53:32Z says:

      This is 100% opposite of personal responsibility, and honestly, try to imagine the places where all of these children would be kept, it would be worse than prison. The idea is -horrible- and disgusting. Things happen to young humans, life goes on. What so many younger find and meet to survive is a trillion times worse than what 99% of the time occurs in the US.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:10:27Z says:

      Didn't get that last sentence.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:12:57Z says:

      Plus, fuck you PH.

  • mycrotchbiatch
    mycrotchbiatch 2009-11-01T04:53:17Z says:

    fuck that ,i was smoking from year 3 t'ill i was 7 ,my step dad told my mom that it wassent cool but what the fuck does he know, he was a closet fag that cheated on my mom with a man and used to punish me really bad so he wouldent get off on me ,i totally say that the pot hassent afected me but the other situation....alot more.....

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-11-01T05:00:00Z says:

      Your faggot of a step father is right.

    • mycrotchbiatch
      mycrotchbiatch 2009-11-01T05:04:08Z says:

      i ain't gay cuz i never make eye contact and unlike you i'm a top ,not a bottom

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-11-01T05:25:30Z says:

      That story seems normal.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-11-01T05:55:13Z says:

      What are you on about? I'm saying he's right, smoking is for losers

    • sergeant-taco
      sergeant-taco 2009-11-01T10:21:28Z says:

      Hey I don't make eye contact which makes me straight. Fuck up. All that makes you is a pussy.

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2009-11-01T06:22:28Z says:

    i was wondering why that guy would date a fat trailer whore and then they said he was deaf so i assume that's enough of a defect for that beast to be able to land a normal looking guy

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:12:33Z says:

    Where are all the comments saying these people are fucked up because they are white? If they were black, that would definitely be the case.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2009-11-01T20:21:28Z says:

      Because there is only a small percentage of whites who have a culture of mediocrity and stupidity. We call them white trash. However, blacks have a culture of mediocrity and stupidity that majority percentage takes part in and actually seems to be proud of. To the point that they consider it "betraying their race" when a black decides they want to speak English correctly. A culture that is roughly equal to that of white trash. Hence why there is no distinction.

      Blacks aren't born dumber, in my opinion, they choose to be. Maybe Obama will be the first role model to show them that a black guy can sound intelligent, get educated, and be successful without putting a ball in a hoop, spitting rhymes on the mic, or selling weed on the street. Which has been the majority of their role models up until now and the reason all of the most successful blacks still sound, in interviews, like they haven't passed a 3rd grade education. Because they didn't need one to do what they do.

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-11-01T22:41:56Z says:

      Dr. Phil ^

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T22:47:35Z says:

      Assuming your social spamalysis were correct, NotShit, you fucking idiot, the problem is, as I pointed out, that stupid fucks like you believe they are the way they are BECAUSE they are black.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2009-11-02T12:08:36Z says:

      I just clearly said I do not believe black people are dumb just because they're black, you imbecile.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-02T12:12:54Z says:

      No, you said they aren't born dumb. Presumably, in your tiny mind, they choose to be dumb because they are black.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-11-03T01:01:58Z says:

      He said that although they aren't born dumb, they aspire to achieve what 'black culture' dictates, in the same way white kids do who listen to too much Lil Wayne. We call these kids 'wiggers', they are not necessarily born dumb, but they act it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-11-03T01:05:36Z says:

      Besides, I'm sure all of these 'there are no races' bullshit books which you have taken so many of your opinions from have explained how culture plays a large part in the development of what would be described as racial groups. Which is why Asians have, on average, the highest IQ's. Because IQ tests are biased & Asian culture puts more emphasis on achievement through education that white people, & a damn sight more than black people, on average.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-11-01T20:34:16Z says:

    Blacks would have used crack rocks

    • Drago
      Drago 2009-11-02T23:21:28Z says:

      Do you really think they'd waste their precious crack rocks on their babies?

  • farQ
    farQ 2009-11-01T23:50:10Z says:

    You's are all a bunch of fucking losers man, the kid was 2 yrs old mate, you dont do that shit to kids.

    • farQ
      farQ 2009-11-01T23:57:08Z says:

      STRONGO and PINDICK make any bs excuse you want your still full of shit, ill make you suck my dick for your own good, see how you like being forced to do shit. A 2yr old cant defend or protect themselfs.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-11-03T00:35:29Z says:

      Interesting. He clearly sees the reply button and can click it, but can't do so in a useful manner.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-11-03T00:36:22Z says:

      Also when I was two years old I could have kicked your faggot noob ass.

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-03T01:01:03Z says:

      when i was 2 i sold weed to the other toddlers

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2009-11-01T23:50:16Z says:

    I like how the narc bitch has a shirt that says "it ain't illegal until you get caught" fucking bitch

Mako
posted November 01, 2009
by Mako