Paris Hilton For President

Comments to Paris Hilton For President

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  Funnyguy 2008-08-11T04:16:14Z says:

  If she promises that she wont try to act or sing i will vote for her

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    WaxMyCarrot 2008-08-11T04:32:56Z says:

    That was actually the best acting she has ever done.
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  JamesTKirk 2008-08-11T04:18:44Z says:

  I'd bang her and so would all of you. Fuck off.

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    JamesTKirk 2008-08-11T04:19:04Z says:

    PS: Jamiee would too.
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    1rish1 2008-08-11T04:20:13Z says:

    I would, no doubt.
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    Nixon'sGhost 2008-08-11T04:25:54Z says:

    I think it would be more entertaining to make her do manual labor. Mow my lawn, clean out the septic tank, etc.
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-08-11T05:12:17Z says:

    You guys are pussies, I'd cut out her voice box with a hunting knife, and then feature her in a reality tv show where she tries to relay her latest wants to her rich father through a series of grunts, clicks, and hand gestures.
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    antispeziesist 2008-08-11T08:01:33Z says:

    i woudnt fuck her if i got payed for it.
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    Wario7793 2008-08-11T08:13:56Z says:

    dude, she's the worst. I like Roland's suggestion, though...
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    Mako 2008-08-11T10:04:05Z says:

    I wonder how many takes this clip took. I can't believe my girlfriend idolizes this whore.
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    Plantshit 2008-08-11T10:50:52Z says:

    i would bang her
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    elchris 2008-08-11T14:33:37Z says:

    fuck that, i get better looking chicks than this ugly bitch
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    elchris 2008-08-11T14:36:21Z says:

    commented before watching, she did look fine here
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    Plantshit 2008-08-11T18:04:07Z says:

    if she invited you to her limo and gave you drinks and ketamine you would bang her for sure , i would do.
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    NikoxBellic 2008-08-11T18:08:54Z says:

    not me but i honestly would do britney
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    Mako 2008-08-12T08:04:41Z says:

    Eh, if I had to choose, Paris.
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    fatfrank 2008-08-12T13:27:33Z says:

    I'd hit her back door and make her lick me off after I'm done
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  Rolandofgilead 2008-08-11T04:25:18Z says:

  Idiocracy.

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    drumrave 2008-08-11T04:33:04Z says:

    That is no doubt where the future of the USA is heading
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    Door 2008-08-11T05:17:32Z says:

    She obviously drinks her Brawndo. It's got fuckin electrolytes.
    ...
    Do you guys like money too?
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  espada9 2008-08-11T05:03:44Z says:

  No more more retarded than Gore, Kerry, Bush, Obama or Juan McCain.

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    Mako 2008-08-11T10:05:11Z says:

    Nah, she's way more more retarded.
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  mute365 2008-08-11T06:55:16Z says:

  lazy eye
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  hellosiam 2008-08-11T09:01:19Z says:

  i want her to die

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    Romeo2000 2008-08-11T15:41:35Z says:

    who doesn't? (+ i hope it'll be slow and painful)
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  Plantshit 2008-08-11T10:50:05Z says:

  I have hierd that paris hilton possess great witchcraft powers , which he can use to get any man to sleep with her.

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    Romeo2000 2008-08-11T15:42:55Z says:

    you meant bitchcraft powers i assume
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    Plantshit 2008-08-11T18:01:23Z says:

    yep
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  Godzilla 2008-08-11T10:53:44Z says:

  I wonder how long it took her PR rep to explain all this stuff to her.

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    dik 2008-08-11T14:55:36Z says:

    there's no way she understood what she was saying...I've heard her talk...there's no way...i bet this was take 35
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  ClaudeBallz 2008-08-11T16:03:46Z says:

  So much for "rehabbing her image" she's been claiming to be doing for the last year.
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  grievous 2008-08-11T23:32:25Z says:

  funny or die ?