Paris Hilton For President

Comments to Paris Hilton For President

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  Funnyguy says:

  If she promises that she wont try to act or sing i will vote for her

  2008-08-11T04:16:14Z
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    WaxMyCarrot says:

    That was actually the best acting she has ever done.

    2008-08-11T04:32:56Z
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  JamesTKirk says:

  I'd bang her and so would all of you. Fuck off.

  2008-08-11T04:18:44Z
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    JamesTKirk says:

    PS: Jamiee would too.

    2008-08-11T04:19:04Z
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    1rish1 says:

    I would, no doubt.

    2008-08-11T04:20:13Z
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    Nixon'sGhost says:

    I think it would be more entertaining to make her do manual labor. Mow my lawn, clean out the septic tank, etc.

    2008-08-11T04:25:54Z
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    Rolandofgilead says:

    You guys are pussies, I'd cut out her voice box with a hunting knife, and then feature her in a reality tv show where she tries to relay her latest wants to her rich father through a series of grunts, clicks, and hand gestures.

    2008-08-11T05:12:17Z
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    antispeziesist says:

    i woudnt fuck her if i got payed for it.

    2008-08-11T08:01:33Z
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    Wario7793 says:

    dude, she's the worst. I like Roland's suggestion, though...

    2008-08-11T08:13:56Z
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    Mako says:

    I wonder how many takes this clip took. I can't believe my girlfriend idolizes this whore.

    2008-08-11T10:04:05Z
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    Plantshit says:

    i would bang her

    2008-08-11T10:50:52Z
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    elchris says:

    fuck that, i get better looking chicks than this ugly bitch

    2008-08-11T14:33:37Z
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    elchris says:

    commented before watching, she did look fine here

    2008-08-11T14:36:21Z
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    Plantshit says:

    if she invited you to her limo and gave you drinks and ketamine you would bang her for sure , i would do.

    2008-08-11T18:04:07Z
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    NikoxBellic says:

    not me but i honestly would do britney

    2008-08-11T18:08:54Z
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    Mako says:

    Eh, if I had to choose, Paris.

    2008-08-12T08:04:41Z
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    fatfrank says:

    I'd hit her back door and make her lick me off after I'm done

    2008-08-12T13:27:33Z
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  Rolandofgilead says:

  Idiocracy.

  2008-08-11T04:25:18Z
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    drumrave says:

    That is no doubt where the future of the USA is heading

    2008-08-11T04:33:04Z
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    Door says:

    She obviously drinks her Brawndo. It's got fuckin electrolytes.
    ...
    Do you guys like money too?

    2008-08-11T05:17:32Z
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  espada9 says:

  No more more retarded than Gore, Kerry, Bush, Obama or Juan McCain.

  2008-08-11T05:03:44Z
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    Mako says:

    Nah, she's way more more retarded.

    2008-08-11T10:05:11Z
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  mute365 says:

  lazy eye

  2008-08-11T06:55:16Z
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  hellosiam says:

  i want her to die

  2008-08-11T09:01:19Z
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    Romeo2000 says:

    who doesn't? (+ i hope it'll be slow and painful)

    2008-08-11T15:41:35Z
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  Plantshit says:

  I have hierd that paris hilton possess great witchcraft powers , which he can use to get any man to sleep with her.

  2008-08-11T10:50:05Z
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    Romeo2000 says:

    you meant bitchcraft powers i assume

    2008-08-11T15:42:55Z
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    Plantshit says:

    yep

    2008-08-11T18:01:23Z
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  Godzilla says:

  I wonder how long it took her PR rep to explain all this stuff to her.

  2008-08-11T10:53:44Z
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    dik says:

    there's no way she understood what she was saying...I've heard her talk...there's no way...i bet this was take 35

    2008-08-11T14:55:36Z
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  ClaudeBallz says:

  So much for "rehabbing her image" she's been claiming to be doing for the last year.

  2008-08-11T16:03:46Z
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  grievous says:

  funny or die ?

  2008-08-11T23:32:25Z
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