Parkour fails

Comments to Parkour fails

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  bl00dys0x 2009-10-27T04:20:45Z says:

  i think the fails are more entertaining than the successful ones

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    42Adams 2009-10-27T04:38:34Z says:

    of course, its always way more entertaining when someone gets hurt
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  RyogaVee 2009-10-27T05:09:10Z says:

  Because I don't fail.

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    42Adams 2009-10-27T06:09:19Z says:

    why do you feed them?
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    RyogaVee 2009-10-27T06:30:49Z says:

    Because I don't take this too seriously. I'm actually waiting for one of them to say something more creative than "Ryogay" But, 4 years and running, they never have.
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    smerf 2009-10-27T07:03:59Z says:

    RyogaloVesthecock
    
    Happy?
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    RyogaVee 2009-10-27T07:55:22Z says:

    Slightly better...
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    Pinjas 2009-10-27T07:58:44Z says:

    I'll be sure to go back in time around your first steps, and moments after you fall down I will hand you a live grenade and pull the pin as I step back into my time loving machine. Hopefully your parents will walk into the room just as the grenade explodes.
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    McWoozy 2009-10-27T08:37:04Z says:

    As Oscar Wilde once said, it's better to be talked about than not talked about.
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    BigDumbHippy 2009-10-27T08:46:24Z says:

    you fail at women and finding a job, which is odd since you're "so amazing"
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    RyogaVee 2009-10-27T09:55:46Z says:

    As Fall Out Boy once said: "I don't care what you think, as long as its about me."
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    BigDumbHippy 2009-10-27T12:19:49Z says:

    quoting fall out boy should be a bannable offence
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    Oranjeboom 2009-10-27T15:59:32Z says:

    You really do suck though, Ryoga. Your videos have all been lame as fuck with no really effort put into them. I could do everything you have done in your vids, and im not a parkour fan boy.
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    1rish1 2009-10-27T22:04:15Z says:

    Kurt Cobain said "I don't care what you think, unless it is about me." ~Drain You
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    smerf 2009-10-28T01:39:20Z says:

    RyogasVerygay?
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    RyogaVee 2009-10-28T03:19:47Z says:

    @Oranjeboom Even if you can do what I can do, the difference is, I get flown around the country getting paid to do it. You sit in your chair on MS bitch about those who can.. for free... Stop Haten' and get money my Nigga!
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  LdyMorgan 2009-10-27T06:06:38Z says:

  Instead of the can-can, it's the can't-can't

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    bongwater 2009-10-27T06:21:29Z says:

    u are a lame faggot
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    smerf 2009-10-27T07:05:13Z says:

    However, she can spell.
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    toolman961 2009-10-27T13:56:15Z says:

    That should make Mr.Seagull happy.
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    Steven_Seagull 2009-10-27T15:27:41Z says:

    only a little bit.
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    toolman961 2009-10-27T18:54:01Z says:

    You're hard to please, aren't you?
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    smerf 2009-10-28T01:39:31Z says:

    He's just hard
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  LucesDarkness 2009-10-27T06:19:46Z says:

  This has got to be the douchiest sport in the world.

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    deathtuna 2009-10-27T06:58:57Z says:

    It's a sport now is it?
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    sergeant-taco 2009-10-27T10:10:27Z says:

    You didn't think of curling then did you?
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    Bull 2009-10-27T10:17:03Z says:

    Douching is
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    LucesDarkness 2009-10-28T04:10:21Z says:

    They held a championship, so I guess that makes it a sport. Curling is pretty gay, but it just doesn't have that distinct scent of vinegar and rancid vagina that parkour has.
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  smerf 2009-10-27T07:04:53Z says:

  See, I wont do stuff like this because I know I'd end up breaking something. I can get to point A to point B without having to do flashy shit like flips, etc.

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    toolman961 2009-10-27T13:58:23Z says:

    Thirty years ago, I would have tried something, at least. I used to be very athletic. Now I'm just fat.
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    smerf 2009-10-28T01:40:49Z says:

    Great, they can go over a brick wall, do a spinning back flip and land. I can go over a brick wall too. Or, alternatively, I can go around it. Or better yet, through it.
    
    I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
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  DeadMan 2009-10-27T09:53:46Z says:

  The music fit so well but there where no massive fails, which makes me a little sad.

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    toolman961 2009-10-27T13:59:17Z says:

    I think the ones that were cut, may have been massive.
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  toolman961 2009-10-27T14:00:42Z says:

  I'm glad this shit wasn't around back in my time cause you all would probably be watching me do this stupid shit.
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  manwithstick 2009-10-27T23:06:55Z says:

  I remember the first parkour video i ever saw and it was awesome because it was the guy who started it. Now it's full of fucking wannabes not coming close to what that guy did. It's just outdoor gymnastics now.