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Parkour Problems

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  • Captain_Jack
    Captain_Jack 2006-03-09T03:32:32Z says:

    Jesus. I don't think he's doing it right.

  • Blah2aUsaName
    Blah2aUsaName 2006-03-09T03:41:59Z says:

    That was nasty.

    There was a video posted elsewhere recently that showed a fellow jump down an escalator and end up head first, I think he was parkouring as well.

    I know some peeps have died, it wouldn't suprise me if this was one of them.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-03-09T05:11:46Z says:

    Whether he landed it or not, the result was still going to be entertaining. Small consolation for him though.

  • macaroo
    macaroo 2006-03-09T05:39:05Z says:

    Everyone wants to be a Hollywood Stunt Man. A least he landed flat on his back not his head. If he didn't break his back he sure knock the wind out of his sails.
    !

  • baltimore80
    baltimore80 2006-03-09T06:04:47Z says:

    lmao finally

  • yak
    yak 2006-03-09T07:16:00Z says:

    blah2 it was on the site from a few days ago

  • UnclePepper
    UnclePepper 2006-03-09T08:39:39Z says:

    ooooooooof!!!! silly bastard. at least get good at it first.

  • nc89
    nc89 2006-03-09T08:41:25Z says:

    Holly fuck, that must've bust a few bones...
    Lets just hope it's not french

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-03-09T09:15:47Z says:

    Looks like a smashed hip an pelvis. Ouch

  • KJELL
    KJELL 2006-03-09T10:05:46Z says:

    playing tomb raider can have serious consecuences.
    did you saw that fuck jump with his arms in the air, lol.

  • shitthebed
    shitthebed 2006-03-09T10:17:32Z says:

    lmao. just ten bob shy of making it. oh well if at fist you dont succeed let the bones heal and try again..

  • Yuri_Gay_Guyen
    Yuri_Gay_Guyen 2006-03-09T10:22:42Z says:

    well either way he was doomed, if he landed it which he sorta did, then he was going to get hurt, and well as we can see he got hurt not landing it too.

  • Grim
    Grim 2006-03-09T10:39:17Z says:

    notice his freind in the white didnt even notice he was hurt for a few frames.

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-03-09T10:52:25Z says:

    i think hes fine. ive fallen like that a few times. I do Parkour in San Francisco. we all fall at some point. i also take Wushu, i know how to fall. that guy looked alright. i doubt it even knocked him out. if that was me, i would have just stayed still for a few to make sure everything was in tack, and then just walk away.

  • Soul-Teaser
    Soul-Teaser 2006-03-09T10:55:46Z says:

    A: He died
    B: He survived
    D: Either, it's a fake movie

  • Soul-Teaser
    Soul-Teaser 2006-03-09T10:56:49Z says:

    D = C
    Either = Neither
    lol

  • My_Balls_Itch
    My_Balls_Itch 2006-03-09T11:43:37Z says:

    Neo... the Matrix has kicked your ASS!

  • iloseatlife
    iloseatlife 2006-03-09T12:00:27Z says:

    that fucking dipshit got what he deserved.
    How about you do something worthwhile rather than jumping across rooftops.
    You want to be a in gay fucking Marvel Comics movie? Fucking loser.
    HEY I'M SPIDERMAN WOW I'M AWESOME WEE
    take that you goddamn commie.

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2006-03-09T12:29:43Z says:

    When his feet hit the other roof, his head went between his legs so he could kiss his ass goodbye

  • Quankers1
    Quankers1 2006-03-09T12:55:09Z says:

    I can't help it, I'm fascinated by people willing to do shit like this, or nose dive off of the top of an escalator. Why do they do it?

  • My_Balls_Itch
    My_Balls_Itch 2006-03-09T13:27:34Z says:

    Because they were dropped on their head as a baby and now they'll do most anything to get that feeling again.

    It's just a theory.
    LOL!

  • rucifee
    rucifee 2006-03-09T13:29:36Z says:

    OOOOOOooo..... STUPID!!!!

  • Quankers1
    Quankers1 2006-03-09T13:31:22Z says:

    RyogaVee> If that was you, you'd be dead because instead of doing all the shit you just said, you would have been to busy explaining to everyone about how your mad Wushu skills are going to save you, and then you'd land on your face.

  • MattBrewer
    MattBrewer 2006-03-09T14:22:18Z says:

    what the fuck is parkouring?

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-03-09T15:20:14Z says:

    hi Quankers1
    Wow, my first flamer
    i feel so loved.

  • gogg
    gogg 2006-03-09T16:12:09Z says:

    looks like a serious injury, bet he'll be out for a while. Someone has died from a parkour accident before...

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2006-03-09T16:54:25Z says:

    Well, he almost made it.

    So, did he next....

    (1) Go to Hospital
    (2) Go to Morgue
    (3) Go to Home, walked it off ?

    Place your bets now!!

  • My_Balls_Itch
    My_Balls_Itch 2006-03-09T18:02:02Z says:

    Can I bet that he shit his pants and cried like a bitch?

  • Bryin
    Bryin 2006-03-09T19:18:52Z says:

    RyogaVee, if you say you can do Parkour, have a friend video tape you but first hold a Mucho Sucko sign so we can tell its you.

  • kastle
    kastle 2006-03-09T19:45:14Z says:

    he probably got up and ran home to post this video here in muchosucko

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2006-03-09T20:01:27Z says:

    "if that was me, i would have just stayed still for a few to make sure everything was in tack, and then just walk away."

    Yeah, uhh, oooook, and if it was me, I would have sprinkled a little pixie dust in the air just as I realized I was falling, and a magical unicorn would have flown by to carry me to safety.

  • My_Balls_Itch
    My_Balls_Itch 2006-03-09T20:32:39Z says:

    You too?

  • Jib
    Jib 2006-03-09T21:18:47Z says:

    "OH MY GOD!!! My pizza's on the other side!"

  • gunnsgobang
    gunnsgobang 2006-03-09T21:28:15Z says:

    hahaha. emo kid.

  • monkeyfuck
    monkeyfuck 2006-03-09T22:00:59Z says:

    Ryo said "if that was me..."

    If that was you, I would pull out my Winchester 12 gauge and go trap shooting in the alley. Just make sure you don't jump until I yell "pull!"

    On another note- thise buildings in teh background- are those busted out windows or do some have curtains closed? Just trying to figure out if this is downtown Zagreb or some other slum.

    (Turd- you got me- I laughed at your pixie dust and unicorn. Bravo!)

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-03-09T23:00:14Z says:

    Bryin I can do some vidoes soon. there is a group of us in SF that do it monthly or so.

    Im not saying im a badass, but i have fallen off a roof before. and walked away with little more than the wind knocked out of me.

    seeing how that guy fell, i think its more likely that he walked it off after a few minutes.
    if kimbo and blast a dudes eye out and have the other guy smile about it, im sure this guy can talk off a 12 ft fall on his back.

  • .aDo.
    .aDo. 2006-03-09T23:10:24Z says:

    Ryo.. if you look closely, the dude fell on his fuckin arm... look at the height.. remember the funny skaters who fuckin ALWAYS break their fuckin arm? and now compare the heights. its damn high. he couldnt just "roll it off" like it is usual to do in wu-shu. Id say at least one totally fractured arm and a concussion.

  • GeneralCHA0S
    GeneralCHA0S 2006-03-10T01:31:43Z says:

    "oooh, there's blood in my stool!"

  • Bryin
    Bryin 2006-03-10T02:43:34Z says:

    OK, just make sure to put up a sign that says Muco Sucko.

  • Bennyboy
    Bennyboy 2006-03-10T08:21:32Z says:

    LMAO @ TiredGuy

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-03-10T09:59:06Z says:

    yeah i see, i guess the other factor is ive never fallen on pavement at this height.
    remember the video of the guy who back filps of the two story roof? if your in excelent shape, you can make it. shit, even mankind got tossed off the top of the steal cage twice in one night. he broke nothing that evening.

    but yeah, this guy might have fucked his arm up.

  • Kamikaze514
    Kamikaze514 2006-03-10T13:25:13Z says:

    Did you hear him scream ALLAH SNACKBAR!!! as he tried to jump those buildings? I guess he nearly got the suicide part right but he forgot his bomb. Dumbass dune coons.

rabbet
posted March 09, 2006

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