Nob head? What are you, 14? Why don't you get back to writing essays about Hank and how great Englan is compared to the rest of the world, or whatever other type of cock sucking extravaganza you're late for.
I actually meant to type 1rish, apologies. And I'm not preying on "kids." The last time I knew, 19 is not a kid. Furthermore, Lucid lives about a thousand miles from me, and unlike you, I don't need to travel that far to get pussy. I'm so sorry that a female wants to talk to me.
If you think single sentence (maybe 2/3 max) jokes, at the expense of Irish's sexuality are 'essays', you must have left school really fucking early.
"unlike you, I don't need to travel that far to get pussy. I'm so sorry that a female wants to talk to me."
I just fucking told you to keep your shit relevant, dumbass. If you are going to TRY this shit on with me, do it properly. Don't resort to using lame insults like that which are the insult equivalent of colouring by numbers.
is all of the accumulated over years or did they go on a "lets stretch our pussies further than the years of vaginal abuse already has" shopping spree?
randy, right now you might think i'm some lame fuck just riding your ass for the hell of it...
ummm...well, that's actualy kind of true :/
...anyway, take my advice or dont
...just sayin
Comments to party
Dibs on Cougar #1.
Are you sure about that? You might fall into her pussy and get lost.
Which is that? big tits or white shirt? Cause I will take the other (the one in the middle you can have)
Dibs on the one on the right.
The orange one is all yours Mako
You asked for that, Mako.
noob
how much do you think the orange one retails for? i needed some late christmas ideas
Must be expensive, 'cause I seem to remember 1rish1 & JamesT talking about going 50/50 on "the big orange one" a while ago on some thread.
you could kill with that thing san andreas style.
dibs on #3 and the orange dildo
Oranje did you just call me a noob?! Check the date that I joined, you toothless fag. Oh and one more thing: MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!
I just called you a noob for the way you left yourself open, you stupid old fuck.
Nob head
Why don't you get back to sticking your nose up Lucids arse on myspace or something?
Nob head? What are you, 14? Why don't you get back to writing essays about Hank and how great Englan is compared to the rest of the world, or whatever other type of cock sucking extravaganza you're late for.
Essays about Hank? I haven't had any type of contact with hank on MS for some time. You want to try and keep you shit relevant, you cretin.
Is Lucid the only 18 you letch after or are there more kids you're preying upon?
I actually meant to type 1rish, apologies. And I'm not preying on "kids." The last time I knew, 19 is not a kid. Furthermore, Lucid lives about a thousand miles from me, and unlike you, I don't need to travel that far to get pussy. I'm so sorry that a female wants to talk to me.
If you think single sentence (maybe 2/3 max) jokes, at the expense of Irish's sexuality are 'essays', you must have left school really fucking early.
"unlike you, I don't need to travel that far to get pussy. I'm so sorry that a female wants to talk to me."
I just fucking told you to keep your shit relevant, dumbass. If you are going to TRY this shit on with me, do it properly. Don't resort to using lame insults like that which are the insult equivalent of colouring by numbers.
In fact Mako, I'm walking away from this.
Contrary to how it may seem, I don't actually have a problem with you. That was just my natural reaction to being called a 'toothless fag'.
My apolgies, Oranje. I just felt I was being attacked as well. And besides, if you scroll down a ways, Morph wants the orange dildo lol.
Someone said I was uptight recently. Maybe they had a point...? I am British after all.
Peace
i never thought 3 girls and an ass load of dildos (no pun intended) would cause such a fight.
It was me that said that, Oranje lol. I always thought the British were way more laid back than Americans.
Actually, all the British people I know in real life are pretty laid back.
When you're in the dentists chair, you don't have much of a choice.
hahaha^, these tooth jokes are killing me inside :(
He got upset at the toothless fag remark because it hit too close to home.
Rolanda loves to 'play dentist'. He lays back and his boyfriend comes over and fills his cavity.
Keep going, I am trying to finish my essay on this conversation.
Conclusion: Krusty is gay
Recommendation: Krusty should stop sucking cock.
Done.
I thought the thing on the left was a jar.
I must sanitize myself now.
yea i wonder how many cups of cat and dog hair get in their pussies when they get into heavy rotation.
Damn when did I say they could use the color orange for the modeling of my funlog?!
hahaha..u die when u get a hardon!
the pitty is that u r impotent.
Holy fuck! LOL
I hurt just from looking at this...
then the submission wasnt senseless.
aren't you in the pic?
he is definitly
stfu crankieboy
Lol geeks and their crazy looking chess sets.
LOL good one.
I see the bishop.
I cant leave the thought that they looks like being used for a long time.
Might wanna try that again when you're NOT high.
Video?
gotta love the silicone fist just left of the center of the table.
good one, but did you notice the other hand with the fingers coming to a point? i guess that's for the smaller huge pussies.
I love the glass of hooch which is carefully perched screen left. As if any of those cunts need encouragement.
i call the big orange one!
...
i mean the blond... yeah the blond...
Morph, why can't you just admit your love for me?
The big orange one was actually modelled on me.
.
Not on my cock, but actually on me, that's what I look like.
I thought it was modeled on Fries' rectum.
Wow Morph, you've been working on your ass stretching that much?
*wanna see them sit on that red 1*
fuck the orange one. look at the black one far left. isnt as long but has a nicer form.
I think the double-decked Oak one lying horizontally is the falice they use after C-sections
All that and a glass of water, at least i think thats what that is on the left...
omg
best.party.ever !!
that made me lol.
in a totaly heterosexual way.
is all of the accumulated over years or did they go on a "lets stretch our pussies further than the years of vaginal abuse already has" shopping spree?
Looks like a comfortable couch...comes in handy when you have something shoved in your ass the size of Mini Me
randy, right now you might think i'm some lame fuck just riding your ass for the hell of it...
ummm...well, that's actualy kind of true :/
...anyway, take my advice or dont
...just sayin