Penguin poo diagram

Comments to Penguin poo diagram

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  Typical 2008-08-28T04:49:27Z says:

  I don't know if this is real or not but if you have ever seen a penguin shit at a zoo....it gets distance.

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    smerf 2008-08-28T07:02:55Z says:

    Hell, at the San Diego Zoo, they have signs warning of the "splash zone" around the rhino pen.
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    TheCOB 2008-08-28T12:10:58Z says:

    Where's that nasty-ass video of the hippo taking a huge fart diarrhea in his pool/tank at the zoo and it clears everyone out of the fucking hippo house in like eight seconds?
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    Typical 2008-08-28T14:13:59Z says:

    Haha yeah, I'm glad the only "splash zone" I came in contact with was shamu. That was disgusting enough.
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    TitsInMyAss 2008-08-29T00:20:44Z says:

    this doesnt even tell how much pressure it needs to "expel" the shit
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    exojjl 2008-08-29T09:02:28Z says:

    i am sure you could figure that out if you shove your penis far enough down its mouth?
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  Agent-G 2008-08-28T05:14:29Z says:

  wow...I sure am glad someone wasted tax dollars on this one.

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    Romeo2000 2008-08-28T05:42:53Z says:

    iu bremen is a german private uni
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  Balls_Malone 2008-08-28T06:34:56Z says:

  I see a penguin stomping/poo distance competition in our future. Someone get on it.

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    Mako 2008-08-28T07:11:35Z says:

    Okay, what's the international dialing code for Japan?
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    HankChinaski 2008-08-28T07:19:39Z says:

    81. Who are you going to call? Balls lives in Canada.
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    jimijames 2008-08-28T10:01:39Z says:

    your wife
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    HankChinaski 2008-08-28T10:32:26Z says:

    The country code isn't quite going to get you there.
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    jimijames 2008-08-28T14:39:40Z says:

    how about 5 dollars?
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    HankChinaski 2008-08-29T07:45:25Z says:

    That's your life savings.
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  HankChinaski 2008-08-28T06:51:24Z says:

  Sometimes this happens to me.

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    dik 2008-08-28T07:16:35Z says:

    when i walk around there's alway a graph
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    HankChinaski 2008-08-28T07:18:57Z says:

    I stand 40 cm in front of the toilet when I have to shit.
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    El_Wanko 2008-08-28T11:40:46Z says:

    Does your asshole have an 8mm diameter too? You should call up that shadowfalcon fag, he's a perfect match.
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    HankChinaski 2008-08-28T12:08:29Z says:

    The diameter varies depending on whether your mother's tongue in stuck in it or not.
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  HankChinaski 2008-08-28T07:48:29Z says:

  I heard it was a popular game for antarctic researchers to stick a cork in a penguin's butt, squeeze it and shoot the corks at each other.
  
  Those wacky scientists.

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    HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-08-28T09:31:25Z says:

    Ummm, that is the story they told everyone. It's not "really" what they were doing with those penguins' butts.
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    exojjl 2008-08-29T09:05:21Z says:

    Ok, so you obviously have dreams about cumming in a penguins butt then letting it fart while your mouth is open 40cm away huh?
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  toolman961 2008-08-28T14:31:17Z says:

  Penguins don't have very much of a digestive tract, do they?

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    exojjl 2008-08-29T09:03:08Z says:

    its a straight stretch I suppose!
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    exojjl 2008-08-29T09:03:39Z says:

    Or they got poo flinging monkeys in their rectum!
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    jerkaholik 2008-09-04T09:15:50Z says:

    i want some too..
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    jerkaholik 2008-09-04T09:16:57Z says:

    holy shit..the lot of awesome shit i could do..