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Comments to penis

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  adamdrinkslots 2009-02-17T05:13:16Z says:

  how'd you get that picture of my penis?
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  Agent-G 2009-02-17T05:13:52Z says:

  okay, so he has crabs, but why the fuck is his shaft hairy? Seirously...

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    LucesDarkness 2009-02-17T06:48:57Z says:

    Seriously WTF?
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    Make-it-Bacon 2009-02-17T07:33:29Z says:

    Maybe it's a ape cock.
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    UnclePepper 2009-02-17T07:43:22Z says:

    That isn't a crab louse, looks more like a beetle of some kind and as for the hair...
    
    Fuck knows, maybe some kind of fungal growth?
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    PunkChef13 2009-02-17T23:15:59Z says:

    It's a Bot Fly, but how the hell it got into that part of his body is beyond me. They usually pupate in a hair follicle... oh wait...
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    Catfucker 2009-02-18T03:53:48Z says:

    yeah that is what botfly implantation looks like. he also has herpes. hurray for him.
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-02-18T05:15:39Z says:

    looks like an acute case of gynoherpasyphllaids if you ask me
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  ferret10 2009-02-17T05:20:13Z says:

  looks like his dick got bit by a werewolf
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  -Morph- 2009-02-17T05:26:33Z says:

  whats the hole for? i guess thats where the crab lives.

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    lecherone 2009-02-17T05:52:12Z says:

    ya wtf, i mean i got an extra hole too but it's for my prince albert and it's not in the middle of my shaft
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    falipy 2009-02-17T06:27:52Z says:

    Small hole is for the baby crabs and the big hole is for their mama, and maybe daddy too
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  PublicSecrecy 2009-02-17T05:56:32Z says:

  WTF? That's like thick and bristly aghh >_<

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    DickNixonJr 2009-02-17T05:58:13Z says:

    Yer toothbrush
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    Vomitcircus 2009-02-17T06:12:11Z says:

    I think those bumps on the head are herpes.
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    DickNixonJr 2009-02-17T06:14:15Z says:

    Better for him to clean his nasty hooker gums.
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    PumpkinAss 2009-02-17T21:14:06Z says:

    Guess I won't be turning gay today.
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    DickNixonJr 2009-02-18T03:05:04Z says:

    Happened for you a while ago fagtron
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    TheCatLady 2009-02-18T04:16:06Z says:

    Pot. Kettle. Black.
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  PreludePatrick 2009-02-17T06:05:02Z says:

  That weird lump doesn't even look like it's attached to the shaft...looks like it's a nerd candy hovering there
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  1rish1 2009-02-17T06:34:19Z says:

  That isn't what crabs look like.

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    yak 2009-02-17T06:36:51Z says:

    just a random beetle infestation then you think?
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    1rish1 2009-02-17T06:40:05Z says:

    The beetle seems to be the least of his concerns.
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    smerf 2009-02-17T06:48:49Z says:

    Maybe a flea
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    Mako 2009-02-17T06:53:04Z says:

    Could be a smerf...the females tend to be much larger than males.
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    Mako 2009-02-17T06:53:15Z says:

    *could be a flea
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    yak 2009-02-17T07:37:50Z says:

    no it couldn't.. smurfs are blue.
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    UponErebus 2009-02-17T07:56:46Z says:

    a snork then?
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T13:41:15Z says:

    Ya know, if you were to line up all the species on the face of the planet, a species of beetle would be every 5th one.
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-17T17:26:20Z says:

    I'd know that if I'd have bought that QI book.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T23:25:16Z says:

    YES!*
    
    I can also tell you that their are over 350,000 species of beetle with more being discovered at the rate of about 1 an hour & over 750,000,000,000,000,000 beetles on the planet.
    
    *They would be ever 5th species if you lined up all the animals & plants.
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    1rish1 2009-02-18T02:29:24Z says:

    It all depends on how you lined them up.
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    DickNixonJr 2009-02-18T03:06:09Z says:

    CONGA!
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-18T03:07:30Z says:

    haha
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    smerf 2009-02-18T04:17:20Z says:

    Why couldn't you just say "one out of every five species is a beetle?"
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    DickNixonJr 2009-02-18T04:52:38Z says:

    Because than how'd we conga?!
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    possum 2009-02-18T05:03:44Z says:

    not to mention Limbo...
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-18T12:10:57Z says:

    I have autism & I like patterns.
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  DoubleTake 2009-02-17T08:11:38Z says:

  Sequel to The Fly.
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  BigJohnson110 2009-02-17T08:20:58Z says:

  Looks like the skin graft was taken from a little too close to his arsehole
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  BigDumbHippy 2009-02-17T08:40:33Z says:

  I'm pretty sure its a Tick
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  Romeo2000 2009-02-17T08:53:35Z says:

  that's probably one of those nasty tropical parasites using mammals as host... inside of this knob there's most likely a nest of baby parasites...

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    El_Wanko 2009-02-17T23:01:59Z says:

    I keep mine in my balls.
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  soulraper 2009-02-17T09:18:15Z says:

  Whistle Dick?

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    dik 2009-02-17T11:45:22Z says:

    you'd like that wouldn't you
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  Mint-E-Man 2009-02-17T12:45:06Z says:

  He has chosen the womb broom attachment.
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  peti666 2009-02-17T14:14:14Z says:

  if i'll had dick like this1 - i'll b closin' my eyes while i'm naked

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    blingbling 2009-02-17T14:44:49Z says:

    if i'll had dick like this i would shoot myself, seriously
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    peti666 2009-02-17T16:50:21Z says:

    1st shoot in dick - cause it'll b the last thing i wanna c before death ^^
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  Thought_Criminal 2009-02-17T15:54:36Z says:

  Epispadias? Look that shit up.

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    blingbling 2009-02-17T17:33:40Z says:

    you are giving me nightmares
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  fries-please 2009-02-17T17:03:59Z says:

  if you hold a flea underwater its great fun to watch them drown

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    HankChinaski 2009-02-17T17:28:16Z says:

    You hold a flea underwater every time you pee in the pool.
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  ClaudeBallz 2009-02-17T22:45:39Z says:

  Penis if you will...
  Please send a little girl for me to thrill
  A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
  A girl with all the charms of you

  COME ONE! EVERYBODY SING THE PENIS SONG!

  Hey Penis.... Oh Penis!
  Make my wish come true!
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  CongressmanDildo 2009-02-18T01:38:12Z says:

  no mucho tag. was it too gross for mucho to tag?

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    DejaVu 2009-02-18T02:21:18Z says:

    not at all... when i did it, i tagged it... but we've been having some issues with the tagging system and it seems touch and go... here's hoping tomorrow's work out :/
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  Naddycat 2009-02-18T04:18:35Z says:

  Yikes Scoob, like yeow!
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  Plantshit 2009-02-18T17:31:52Z says:

  crab people crab people! Taste like crab talk like people! CRAAAB people CRAAB