Penis Cookie Slut
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She only dates...?
her checks if it's over $50.
I just see a flexing bicep.
popeye
What's more masculine than a penis?
Is this a trick question?
Hey, I worry about women that don't enjoy a good dick every now and then...
true.
Yep, thats where it goes all right.
starrsky?
Nah, Starrsky has that lazy eye thing going on.
just like Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is just lazy.
lmao
Rub her cookie...wait, what?
that cookie is 1:38 scale to the real cookie i gave her last night!
Well, I think you win the dumbest comment of the thread award.
You have a small penis and one testicle?
Yes, thats right. As always its what you dumb fucks say it is.
I want to meet the guy who got hard to this so I can laugh at him.
look in the mirror...oh and don't forget to laugh!
...
Fail?
so wheres the cookie ?
In my pants.
This cookie smells funny.
I dont think that's a cookie, oyster cracker maybe...
Why can't she be my next door neighbor?
because you have her locked in your basement???
dickratlook what I found in the garden can I keep it mommy pleeease
Proof its realFor all you people who say they always hold their cock
Dancing With The StarsWho's Going to Win
Cokeyeahhhh
MunchiesMucho style
What a nut buster.or a nutcracker...
Echidna penisFor anyone who didn't know what an echidna (spiny anteater, the other egg-lay...
Biggie smalls :]Opposites attract
We from the hood...Bitch
SorryDIK & Hank in another lovers quarrel.
Delivered European FoodEat Shit!
Walrus teamThey want it back.
timmay!best license plate ever
ride 'emi wonder if fake cock riding is harder than fake bull riding?
Feel It!Just some more engrish for you.
Nobody will read this
Comments to Penis Cookie Slut
She only dates...?
her checks if it's over $50.
I just see a flexing bicep.
popeye
What's more masculine than a penis?
Is this a trick question?
Hey, I worry about women that don't enjoy a good dick every now and then...
true.
Yep, thats where it goes all right.
starrsky?
Nah, Starrsky has that lazy eye thing going on.
just like Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is just lazy.
lmao
Rub her cookie...wait, what?
that cookie is 1:38 scale to the real cookie i gave her last night!
Well, I think you win the dumbest comment of the thread award.
You have a small penis and one testicle?
Yes, thats right. As always its what you dumb fucks say it is.
I want to meet the guy who got hard to this so I can laugh at him.
look in the mirror...oh and don't forget to laugh!
...
Fail?
so wheres the cookie ?
In my pants.
This cookie smells funny.
I dont think that's a cookie, oyster cracker maybe...
Why can't she be my next door neighbor?
because you have her locked in your basement???