Penis Museum

Comments to Penis Museum

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  ClaudeBallz 2009-05-21T04:11:17Z says:

  They've got a full-size replica of mine.....in an old airplane hangar in back.

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    toolman961 2009-05-21T04:26:33Z says:

    Cat's have dreams too.
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    fries-please 2009-05-21T10:48:21Z says:

    it's in a matchbox at the far end
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    ClaudeBallz 2009-05-21T11:49:41Z says:

    Lol...like the last scene of Indiana Jones...
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    xzekiel 2009-05-21T12:17:01Z says:

    you mean when he has to pick the holy grail? like that?
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  toolman961 2009-05-21T04:26:06Z says:

  Fag, nooooooooooooooooo.

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    fries-please 2009-05-21T10:49:09Z says:

    you're next holiday is planned
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    toolman961 2009-05-21T13:49:15Z says:

    You wanna go fries? I'll buy.
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    fries-please 2009-05-21T19:36:39Z says:

    i'm up for that but need to get my passport first
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  dwhill05 2009-05-21T06:46:09Z says:

  A local entertainer hard pressed for work took a part time job at a funeral home. His first day on the job he helped the mortician prepare the body of Mr. Jones, an upstanding member of the community and an avid church goer. He had died suddenly in his sleep and the family was not yet notified so the mortician told the entertainer to not tell anyone of his passing until the news was released to the media. The entertainer couldn't help but notice the enormous size of Mr. Jones penis, even the mortician said it was the biggest dick he had ever seen. The entertainer convinced the mortician they needed to preserve the huge penis so it was removed and placed in a large jar. That night the entertainer snuck Mr. Jones penis home to show to his wife. He walked in the house, set the jar containing Mr. Jones penis on the table and called for his wife to come and see he had removed from a dead body on his first day of work, exclaiming that she will not believe her eyes. The entertainer's wife walked into the room, saw the penis in the jar and let out a blood curdling scream, saying, "Oh no! Mr. Jones is dead?!"

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    sergeant-taco 2009-05-21T11:13:09Z says:

    Funny, but what's the point?
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    Phelsu 2009-05-21T11:19:31Z says:

    fake
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    FatPat 2009-05-21T11:32:03Z says:

    Ba-Dum-Pum...Tssss
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    dwhill05 2009-05-21T14:05:09Z says:

    cause I like telling jokes, taco
    phelsu, WTF?
    thanks for the rim shot pat
    
    I'll be here all week!
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    Phelsu 2009-05-21T17:19:17Z says:

    the story is fake
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    dwhill05 2009-05-21T19:47:59Z says:

    you are fake
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    Judas29AD 2009-05-23T08:08:44Z says:

    Ba-Dum-Pum...Tsss
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  FatPat 2009-05-21T11:31:48Z says:

  I think the prick was a little cocky.
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  dwhill05 2009-05-21T17:44:03Z says:

  The name of this video reminds me of the 'Penis Mightier' every time I see it

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    smerf 2009-05-21T19:51:02Z says:

    How about the song "Detachable Penis"