Permanent Engagment
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that's a big freakin stone, if it's real that's at least a carat, of not slightly more
How the fuck is she going to do the dishes now?
I don't think she'll be masterbating any time soon either.
Several US companies can make diamonds of nearly any size for a fraction of what you'd paid for a mined one.
I've seen the lab made stones, while very nice to look at, are less valuable over the years.
you should see where the husband's ring is...
is it your arse ?
yes
I'd love to see her rip it off and call the woman I'm cheating on her with a whore!
I want to see the divorce photo.
taking off sweaters or pulling her hands out through anything would be rather dangerous.
It might get caught when shes cleaning the running blender
Very true, and the garbage disposal too. That always gets so clogged up, I bet that diamond would clean it real well.
that looks fucking edited
It does.
why would you do that???
Remember, she's a woman.
its gotta be fake it just looks too real to actually be real!
the skin doesnt really look that great where the ring is, so i'd go with fake.
how about IT'S A FAKE
- don't let her know
Looks like something you would put on your navel.
How's your navel doing by the way?
his naval is terrable. i've never seen anything like it in my life
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with all the fucked up shyt on this site....this is SOOO hard to believe???? honestly??
REAL!! Plunger porn.ignore the convenient cuts.... it's real.
Fuck vegtablesor is it a fruit? Wtf is a watermelon?
Godzilla DigestedCandid shot of Godzilla about to take a nice bath.
A crustaceanwouldn't want to step on one of these
Echidna penisFor anyone who didn't know what an echidna (spiny anteater, the other egg-lay...
Yaaay fistingNothing like being wrist deep in poon.
Go fuck yourselfMasturbation!
Ugly puppyDont ask me what breed it is.
Pastry HeadsSo life like!
Sharpie gone wildThe writing is on her face, and will be for a few days
bowling ball assat least i think that's a bowling ball coming out of her ass...
Queebs and FrappsPut on your scuba gear 18+
Girl getting porkedor sausaged for you over specific freaks
THE NEODOUBLE 2 RESERVE YOURS NOW!!OMG THESE THINGS PWN! i want one NOW
Rezelscheft?!I have no idea how to describe this except by saying... WTF!!!
Swapping FluidsMmmm Mmm... almost looks like a vanilla shake...
Comments to Permanent Engagment
that's a big freakin stone, if it's real that's at least a carat, of not slightly more
How the fuck is she going to do the dishes now?
I don't think she'll be masterbating any time soon either.
Several US companies can make diamonds of nearly any size for a fraction of what you'd paid for a mined one.
I've seen the lab made stones, while very nice to look at, are less valuable over the years.
you should see where the husband's ring is...
is it your arse ?
yes
I'd love to see her rip it off and call the woman I'm cheating on her with a whore!
I want to see the divorce photo.
taking off sweaters or pulling her hands out through anything would be rather dangerous.
It might get caught when shes cleaning the running blender
Very true, and the garbage disposal too. That always gets so clogged up, I bet that diamond would clean it real well.
that looks fucking edited
It does.
why would you do that???
Remember, she's a woman.
its gotta be fake it just looks too real to actually be real!
the skin doesnt really look that great where the ring is, so i'd go with fake.
how about IT'S A FAKE
- don't let her know
Looks like something you would put on your navel.
How's your navel doing by the way?
his naval is terrable. i've never seen anything like it in my life
test
with all the fucked up shyt on this site....this is SOOO hard to believe???? honestly??