Pew Pew Paris
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say what you will I would sell my soul to be in the middle of that sandwich!
Ummmm.. You do know how scientist's know how many different STD's there are right? They tested Paris.
what you will I would sell my soul to be in the middle of that sandwich!...k, anything else I should say?
I don't even know what you just said... BUT, Ill give you another chance. Try rewriting it with punctuation.
lol, i was hoping i wasn't the only one.
It took me a couple of tries, but I figured it out.
Jacking, your punctuation wasn't the best either.
ok. say sh!t head is a STD
Sh!thead is a STD. That okay victorious?
i want him to say it :(
so wheres the dildo?
It melted.
lmfao ^
Paris is a skanky-ass douche and I don't want to see her here again unless she is being fisted in her ass or being beaten in her ugly face (with the same shit covered fist).
Paris is in front of you and says "do me right now" and you say...........
"Eat Ur Box, Mam?"
He tells her that he's gay and he points to all of his posts here to prove it.
dannyxbox "one hole or two?"
I'd stab her in the eye with a fork. "HERE BITCH! HOWS THIS FOR EATIN!"
Don't get me wrong M.S.er's, I would definitely give her the cock, but I would pour sardine juice on my crotch first and make her call me Britney.
Make sure you record it
More importantly, make sure you post it.
lmao^
i`m sure she`ll soon have the same fun with her room mates in prison. i wonder what they will do with her...
Pew pew, Hank.
Back atcha.
pew pew smerf, you're dead! hank, check his wallet. back pocket. left side.
$20 says she writes a book (or someone writes it for her), after she gets out of the lock-up.
It will be like one long Lesbo sex story, and then she'll get pissed cause she actually told someone about it.
Damn that suave ass Richard Gere to hell!!!Motherfucking maniac the Gere-meister is!...
You'd like to see Richard's gear, I bet. Take your nose out of his ass and come up for some air, homo.
Hey, leave keef alone. He's just trying to find his pet gerbil.
Dammit smerf he's a hamster..And his name is Harold..I miss him dearly..:(
fake ,totally photoshopped, i know i was in this photo, i'm sucking paris's finger and the other girls holding my dick
That must have been awkward.
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Comments to Pew Pew Paris
say what you will I would sell my soul to be in the middle of that sandwich!
Ummmm.. You do know how scientist's know how many different STD's there are right? They tested Paris.
what you will I would sell my soul to be in the middle of that sandwich!...k, anything else I should say?
I don't even know what you just said... BUT, Ill give you another chance. Try rewriting it with punctuation.
lol, i was hoping i wasn't the only one.
It took me a couple of tries, but I figured it out.
Jacking, your punctuation wasn't the best either.
ok. say sh!t head is a STD
Sh!thead is a STD. That okay victorious?
i want him to say it :(
so wheres the dildo?
It melted.
lmfao ^
Paris is a skanky-ass douche and I don't want to see her here again unless she is being fisted in her ass or being beaten in her ugly face (with the same shit covered fist).
Paris is in front of you and says "do me right now" and you say...........
"Eat Ur Box, Mam?"
He tells her that he's gay and he points to all of his posts here to prove it.
Paris is in front of you and says "do me right now" and you say...........
dannyxbox
"one hole or two?"
I'd stab her in the eye with a fork. "HERE BITCH! HOWS THIS FOR EATIN!"
Don't get me wrong M.S.er's, I would definitely give her the cock, but I would pour sardine juice on my crotch first and make her call me Britney.
Make sure you record it
More importantly, make sure you post it.
lmao^
i`m sure she`ll soon have the same fun with her room mates in prison. i wonder what they will do with her...
Pew pew, Hank.
Back atcha.
pew pew smerf, you're dead! hank, check his wallet. back pocket. left side.
$20 says she writes a book (or someone writes it for her), after she gets out of the lock-up.
It will be like one long Lesbo sex story, and then she'll get pissed cause she actually told someone about it.
Damn that suave ass Richard Gere to hell!!!Motherfucking maniac the Gere-meister is!...
You'd like to see Richard's gear, I bet. Take your nose out of his ass and come up for some air, homo.
Hey, leave keef alone. He's just trying to find his pet gerbil.
Dammit smerf he's a hamster..And his name is Harold..I miss him dearly..:(
fake ,totally photoshopped, i know i was in this photo, i'm sucking paris's finger and the other girls holding my dick
That must have been awkward.