MOM:whats wrong sally?
SALLY:theres something under my bed! its scarin me!
MOM:aww the boogy monster botherin u?
SALLY: ITS PICKLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!!
This can not be fucking real.... I'm come on... pickles??? WTF?? I'd pay $1000 to fuck her with a nice giant dill... her head would prolly explode and I'd have muchosucko gold.
I remember watching this on tv a few years ago. I love the Maury show he brings freaks and people with hilarious problems on his show just kinda to exploit them and then gives them like a fifty dollar gift certificate to Fred's Market or something equaly useless to justify it. It's fucking hilarious!
"I hate the shape..."<----lol
and they take her to a pickle factory exactly where she wants to be, to see her run in fear of a fucking pickle. Maury has a great show.
So lemme get this straight...your scared of something, terribly scared, paraniod and freaked out to death of something and then you go on a tv show and tell the whole world about it so no one bothers you...lets face it she wants the pickles
the attention whore she is...
Fake probably but if its a real phobia she may have been sexually molested when she was a small child. The phallic shape may be what shes scared of or a pickle may have been part of the abuse. I once knew a woman who was scared of battery cables because in her country El Salvadore they were used to torture people.
if i was her coworker i'd be pissed once i found out the reason why I ALWAYS HAD TO GET THE FUCKING PICKLES!! on a side note, anyone ever see dane cook's joke about the pickles when he worked the drive through? :X
Comments to Pickle Girl
MOM:whats wrong sally?
SALLY:theres something under my bed! its scarin me!
MOM:aww the boogy monster botherin u?
SALLY: ITS PICKLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!!
This can not be fucking real.... I'm come on... pickles??? WTF?? I'd pay $1000 to fuck her with a nice giant dill... her head would prolly explode and I'd have muchosucko gold.
AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH!
I remember watching this on tv a few years ago. I love the Maury show he brings freaks and people with hilarious problems on his show just kinda to exploit them and then gives them like a fifty dollar gift certificate to Fred's Market or something equaly useless to justify it. It's fucking hilarious!
"I hate the shape..."<----lol
and they take her to a pickle factory exactly where she wants to be, to see her run in fear of a fucking pickle. Maury has a great show.
you've got to be kidding me...
I've gotta fat pickle that she'd be scared of, man... No, really, I just got back from the Market and their pickles are huge this week!
I wanna see her in a bukakke pickle porn, just to hear her scream from 5 blocks away, and she can cry and cry and cry allll she wants....
haha, I wonder what she would do if they brought out a plate full of severed penises?
haha oh man
wasn't there a person who was afraid of tin foil on the maury show?
So lemme get this straight...your scared of something, terribly scared, paraniod and freaked out to death of something and then you go on a tv show and tell the whole world about it so no one bothers you...lets face it she wants the pickles
the attention whore she is...
people like this need to be killed at birth.
Fake probably but if its a real phobia she may have been sexually molested when she was a small child. The phallic shape may be what shes scared of or a pickle may have been part of the abuse. I once knew a woman who was scared of battery cables because in her country El Salvadore they were used to torture people.
Don't laugh. I've seen where pickles come from...right here on muchosucko!
Why even put this shit on here?
If i wanted to fucking watch maury, i'd turn on the tv.
wifebeater go to hell
^and don't come back or we'll have subliminalvommit sit on your face.
btw lol it would be great if maury would grab a pickle out of his back pocket when he was behind the scenes with her, and then stab her with it.
@cainkane1: daddy used a pickle is my guess..
If I were Maury I would have slipped a pickle into her shoe.
So is she just afraid of pickles, or are cucumbers included? How about squash or eggplant?
Just imagine being one of her co-workers at the restaurant she works at and seeing this show. Talk about a field day playing pranks on her.
Someone got visited by aliens. Either way, just look at the pickle girl in the pickle factory become the next big reality show. Fucking reality TV.
lol at wifebeater's comment
if i was her coworker i'd be pissed once i found out the reason why I ALWAYS HAD TO GET THE FUCKING PICKLES!! on a side note, anyone ever see dane cook's joke about the pickles when he worked the drive through? :X
SHOVE IT IN HER ASS...again...and shell be cured