my dad had a colostomy bag for 5 years before he died one day. on that last day we changed the bag for him, and i will tell you one thing, kids- the smell of a colostomy bag filled with black blood and shit and meds of a man who is about to die is a smell to be reckoned with. it melted my nose hairs. gawd, was it awesome. RIP bud curtis
Is that because his colon would be on the left side in which case I would be completely wrong and off base and should not of made a comment for something I don't know shit about
On the other hand, it looks like he's had major abdominal surgery. Maybe they had to remove the later 2/3 of his large intestine, and just left this part sticking out the front because it wouldn't reach.
Usually ulcerative colitis or chron's disease causes the body to pretty much, constantly flush out all of the waste causing GI bleeds and other various problems. When medicine doesn't seem to be helping, they'll do a colostomy.
In the most extreme case, yes. But that's not always just why. I used to work for a Gastroenterologist. There were many people who came in with a colostomy bag.
You really are a prick, aren't you? Think you can 'graduate' from commenting on YouTube or ebaums and come straight into the pits of Hell? You aint gotta chance, bitch.
I sometimes worry about you, Fugs. A few weeks ago you wanted to ping rubber bands at some guy's trussed-up nuts. You and rubberbands got something goin' on?
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Looks like he could use a fresh set of undies.
Looks like he needs a french dip sandwich to go with that bag of Au Jus.
This is an explination http://www.beliefnet.com/healthandhealing/images/exh4958b.jpg
my dad had a colostomy bag for 5 years before he died one day. on that last day we changed the bag for him, and i will tell you one thing, kids- the smell of a colostomy bag filled with black blood and shit and meds of a man who is about to die is a smell to be reckoned with. it melted my nose hairs. gawd, was it awesome. RIP bud curtis
Thanks kiddiediddler, and this whole time I thought Au Jus came from human intestines, boy is my face red.
Thanks asshole. Now I'll think of this next time I get a French dip at Arby's.
MZeb- While we appreciate how hard it was to share that, the truth is no one here gives a flying fuck.
Love, FatPat
They really are awful though.
...sucks when they leak.
Was working on a farm in Australia with a bloke who had one of these.
One evening, after many beers, he decided to drop his shorts and show us that when they do the colon op, they also sew up your arsehole.
Quite a conversation stopper.
Sounds to me like it was just the beginning.
That's one of them there Amazonian leeches, if I'm not very much mistaken...
could be his colon, hence the bag full of shit
Really?
Really!
Oh.
Why did they take the end of his colon out on the right side, then?
Is that because his colon would be on the left side in which case I would be completely wrong and off base and should not of made a comment for something I don't know shit about
^ I like that...
Yeah, that's a good idea.
On the other hand, it looks like he's had major abdominal surgery. Maybe they had to remove the later 2/3 of his large intestine, and just left this part sticking out the front because it wouldn't reach.
maybe...:
http://www.beardmorebros.co.uk/website%20pages/uc.htm
Given the side, maybe a jejunostomy or partial colonostomy.
Possibly as the result of an adhesion?
hell....i thinks its just nasty....and hope it doesnt happin to me
Abdominal adhesions are pain in the ass if you're dissecting there.
I heard anal adhesions were a pain in the ass. Why don't you tell us how they feel?
I'm sure you don't need to be reminded, 1fuck2faced.
Making fun of my name. How childish.
It's the second penis on the grassy knoll.
I wonder how wrong your body has to go that they have to pull your intestine out through your adbomen? What would bring this on?
Constipation.
Usually ulcerative colitis or chron's disease causes the body to pretty much, constantly flush out all of the waste causing GI bleeds and other various problems. When medicine doesn't seem to be helping, they'll do a colostomy.
No
colon cancer
In the most extreme case, yes. But that's not always just why. I used to work for a Gastroenterologist. There were many people who came in with a colostomy bag.
...shattered florescent lightbulb up the ass.
Good point there, Snap. Even I'd forgotten...
imagine if ur cock would grow on ur stomach!
how would u fuck?
What if your stomach's grown down onto your cock?
In that case, I'd fuck with my face level with her tits.
But she don't got tits yet.
what?!?
well iranian....yours grows on your face....how do you fuck with that????
^He can rim her every stroke!
Fuck nose
^^^Sorry, ramass, that was the dirt-neck coming out...
Is this the famous "changing of the colostomy bag?"
must be a colonoscopy bag. I had never seen it before, no I know, and knowing is half the battle.
I can't imagine this guys' life is so awesome that he has to continue living, shitting out his side into a bag.
That's one hell of a ring worm.
Don't know what to say to that.
Sadly for this guy, i'm sure he gets no sympathy sex what-so-ever
Especially if he's gay. Imagine trying to fuck that thing.
I see what you did there.
This is hotter than those megan fox pics.
o0
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Quaid, turn on the reactor...
man i didn't know colostomy bags were so funky looking
yeah, something you might see in japan that alcohol comes in.
Like a bottle or a can?
obviously you haven't been here long enough to have seen some of the pictures that the rest of us have seen, shit lips.
- the last "seen" :S
Yes, fag, you must be right. Please let me worship you. And by worship I mean fuck you in the mouth with a rotten trout.
You really are a prick, aren't you? Think you can 'graduate' from commenting on YouTube or ebaums and come straight into the pits of Hell? You aint gotta chance, bitch.
hahaha
Please be nice to me.
looks Sticky.
This is how Guinness is made.
Says someone who probably drinks Pabst.
Says someone who probably drinks Pabst.
PBR and PBJ. My favorite meal.
i wonder how bad it would hurt if you just walked by and punched it ?
I want to ping rubber bands at it.
I sometimes worry about you, Fugs. A few weeks ago you wanted to ping rubber bands at some guy's trussed-up nuts. You and rubberbands got something goin' on?