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Comments to Pirates of the Constitution

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-07-28T04:07:16Z says:

    most tags ever?

    • jacq
      jacq 2008-07-28T08:48:53Z says:

      She looks sexy anyway LOL

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-07-28T04:07:21Z says:

    this is why mad should stick to literature and stay away from unfunny actors

  • GimmieAFreshie
    GimmieAFreshie 2008-07-28T04:10:52Z says:

    Republicans FTL!

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-07-28T07:36:31Z says:

      Democrats are better

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-07-28T15:29:37Z says:

      both suck! i like nader... ugh! *vomit*

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2008-07-28T04:57:50Z says:

    Pretty accurate, but they left out th e pirates of the Bill of Rights.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-07-29T00:09:20Z says:

      You think it's bad now? Wait till Barry gets in. Then it'll be a remake of "Red Dawn". Barry will be the invading socialist and he'll shit on the constitution. Kind of Ironic, don't ya think?

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-07-28T05:06:34Z says:

    Hey, if you don't love my country, America, then get the hell out!

    AMERICA! Love it or leave it!!!!

    Goddamn whining hippie, commie, traitor scum.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T05:09:25Z says:

      Go back to wherever your ancestors came from a long time ago, you unpatriotic losers!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T05:11:05Z says:

      SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT!
      SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

      AMERICA NUMBER ONE!
      AMERICA NUMBER ONE!

      *Waves flag vigorously overhead!*

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-28T06:06:36Z says:

      My irony sense is tingling...

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-07-28T06:18:51Z says:

      I vote for Hank's fist up his own ass. The people have spoken...

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-07-28T07:37:33Z says:

      America Fuck Yeah!!! Coming again to save the mother fuckin day

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-28T09:00:08Z says:

      I fucking hate that pile of shit movie.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-28T11:00:24Z says:

      i dont live there yet i still say FUCK america.......

      notice how i'm still not using a capital 'a' for the stinkhole

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T13:07:17Z says:

      ENGLAND IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      What time do the pubs close there again, 10? Hahahahahahaha

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-28T13:12:08Z says:

      England and fries suck dick.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-28T13:19:20Z says:

      england is gay

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T14:16:23Z says:

      Being gay is for pussies.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-07-28T14:34:15Z says:

      Being 1rish is for pussies.

    • ahab
      ahab 2008-07-28T15:01:29Z says:

      I love my country, that's why I'm voting for change.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T15:37:26Z says:

      You goddamn dirty arab.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-28T17:13:26Z says:

      Nah, he's not arabic. He just likes fat women.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-28T18:46:03Z says:

      I don't know what pubs you're thinking of Hank, but if I go to the pub I'm rarely back home before 2 or 3 in the a.m.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-28T18:58:04Z says:

      I thought we had a 24hour licensing , so i dont know what that japwankski is going on about.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-07-28T21:33:38Z says:

      i think you should all just come over here to amsterdam.. except for the noobs.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-28T21:57:00Z says:

      Can I stay at your house?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-28T21:58:28Z says:

      All noobs should go to Amsterdam....then wander aimlessly around the red light district before getting mugged

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-07-28T22:52:23Z says:

      i love how conservatives try to label people who don't see eye-to-eye with them as traitors...without people questioning government and wanting change the patriots would never have started the revolution against the british. it seems to me there's a clear disconnect between pragmatism and conservatism, and that goes for logical thinking too.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-29T01:07:17Z says:

      Yin, what the fuck does that have to do with this thread?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-29T07:52:28Z says:

      The English are notorious liars.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-29T17:46:22Z says:

      We never lie...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-29T17:55:50Z says:

      aint that the truth amen

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-29T22:59:58Z says:

      Yes it is.....


      Now, I'm just popping out to the casino in my Aston with my supermodel girlfriend.

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-07-30T03:00:02Z says:

      smerf....read the original post then read mine, ya dumbfuck

  • PwnBot
    PwnBot 2008-07-28T06:20:35Z says:

    This is topical. I wonder what it's like to be one of the most hated people in the world.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T06:52:57Z says:

      It's not as much fun as it would seem.

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-07-28T07:38:08Z says:

      What the hell is "topical"

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-07-28T09:40:08Z says:

      I am guessing a spelling error. It should look familiar to you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T10:12:27Z says:

      top·i·cal –adjective
      1. pertaining to or dealing with matters of current or local interest: a topical reference.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-07-28T13:15:24Z says:

      It really isn't fun PwnBot, trust me.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T13:20:06Z says:

      I've already answered his question. Your input isn't needed here.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-28T15:26:21Z says:

      He could have been speaking of an odd topical lotion.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-07-28T15:32:40Z says:

      i guess he tried to spell "tropical"

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T15:38:28Z says:

      Why couldn't he have been trying to spell topical? It's applicable here.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-07-28T20:14:07Z says:

      Probably because VicSin is a fat fucking ugly whore.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-28T20:27:58Z says:

      Hey! Wanko is back!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-07-28T20:31:41Z says:

      I predict it won't be for long.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-07-28T20:32:24Z says:

      That nip yak or his jew bitch will ban me soon enough.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-28T20:50:13Z says:

      Yeah, I could see that happening.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-28T22:00:39Z says:

      That gaylord 1rish1 only gets banned a day at a time....Yak being mean to keep him keen.

    • copemanXIII
      copemanXIII 2008-07-28T22:07:05Z says:

      I have had to use topical ointment... same thing?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-29T01:13:06Z says:

      Thats because yak likes having me around better than he does you homos.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-29T01:17:35Z says:

      lol.. wanko has been unbanned for.......... a long time....
      just too dumb to know i guess?
      and when did i turn asian :/

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-29T01:55:26Z says:

      When you started eating at Mimi Gardens.....

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-29T03:32:20Z says:

      ah... so eating chinese food makes you chinese... that would make you a pecker then?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-07-29T03:37:20Z says:

      well, this food making you a different ethnicity thing isn't working in my case... i don't eat jewish food... nothing kosher for me as long as i can remember...

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-29T03:49:32Z says:

      Nice try yak at the gay reference. Perhaps you should cut back?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-29T03:53:51Z says:

      I agree with yak, Kirk is a faggot.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-29T04:43:24Z says:

      Blow me.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-29T06:05:41Z says:

      I rest my case.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-29T06:11:33Z says:

      Now that you have rested, I'm waiting for you to get started blowing me.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-07-29T23:09:56Z says:

      i dont think you are winning this kirk

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-07-28T07:02:30Z says:

    Well, in 6 months, there'll be another set of pirates in office.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-07-28T15:33:16Z says:

      are you sure? aren't they all more or less the same?

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-07-28T15:33:55Z says:

      damn! that's what you said right? lol

      :*(

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-07-28T07:57:50Z says:

    2 points to the pinko, liberal, dirtbags and their propaganda efforts. Where's my change?

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-07-28T13:25:36Z says:

      Still less propaganda than Fox is feeding people daily.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T13:28:14Z says:

      Some lying, cheating capitilistic scum ran off with his change.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-07-28T13:44:42Z says:

      yeah because these lovely people have led the country so honestly and ably, it takes a "pinko dirtbag" to call shit. 2 points to your IQ. where's my change?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T14:17:33Z says:

      Some dirty, sneaky Jew ran off with it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T15:39:23Z says:

      And then sold it to me at a 20% profit.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T15:40:02Z says:

      Damn! Cheated again!

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-07-28T16:18:07Z says:

      Jones is an Al Franken/Alec Baldwin fan boi.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T16:35:59Z says:

      I'm guessing Al Franken is about 1,000 times smarter than you. I will be voting for him.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-07-28T16:57:59Z says:

      And who the fuck are they?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-28T17:20:02Z says:

      Are you serious? You must not be American. Try Wikipedia.

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-07-28T17:49:51Z says:

      Bush looks like a jewish form of Richie Sambora. Does that make Weird Al Frankovich?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-07-28T21:47:45Z says:

      Why put the names above their heads? Oh I know why, because the target audience for this type of humor are complete morons.

    • copemanXIII
      copemanXIII 2008-07-28T22:09:49Z says:

      It is hard for liberals to think for themselves, so $10,000,000,000 in tax dollars was spent to add the names to the top of that poster to simplify it for the lazy fucks... hippies

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-29T03:53:09Z says:

      I'll think you'll find it's the Republicans doing the massive amounts of overspending these days.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-29T03:53:35Z says:

      Al Franken 2008.

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-07-29T05:55:03Z says:

      ^Ahhahahahahahahaha! You're going to vote for a whiney FAILED comedian, ahahahahahaha! That's funny!

      Why not vote for an empty suit or a senile “war hero”?????

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-07-29T06:32:43Z says:

      "I'll think you'll find it's the Republicans doing the massive amounts of overspending these days."

      I'm still confused how the ideology of a smaller government leads to the highest spending this country has ever seen.

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-07-29T06:42:12Z says:

      RINO

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-29T07:57:39Z says:

      Ahahahahaha, fuck off Espada, you dick licking, marmot fucker. You're the kind of useless annoying asshole that confuses cynicism with realism.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-07-29T22:48:52Z says:

      doubletake its because there are no republicans anymore, theyre called neo-cons

      if republicans were still against big government and telling people what they cant do i would consider myself one but im a lonely unaffiliated voter for now

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-07-28T14:45:40Z says:

    This makes no sense, whatsoever.

    • ahab
      ahab 2008-07-28T15:01:00Z says:

      then you aren't paying attention

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-07-29T03:18:06Z says:

      If you mean I'm not paying attention to bullshit, hearsay, accusations brought on by the competition, for the soul purpose of advancing themselves and too hell with the country and its wellbeing... Then... Yeah. I guess so.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-29T03:54:37Z says:

      "and too hell with the country and its wellbeing..."

      That's pretty funny.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-07-28T15:27:18Z says:

    Anyone else think that the Dick Cheney looks a little like chtuluuauluaahalualuuuaula?

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-07-28T17:07:47Z says:

      You must mean chipotle. It makes my eyes water too.

  • Best-comment-winner-is...
    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-28T17:40:07Z says:

    I smell another stinky ass liberial....i quess tired guy will feel good...if your dog knew he would run away

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-07-28T18:05:39Z says:

    HAHA

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-07-28T20:54:06Z says:

    if you dont like america you can Geooot ooOOut!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-29T01:09:13Z says:

      Finally, planty said something worthwhile!

  • Dislexyc
    Dislexyc 2008-07-29T01:11:37Z says:

    LIBERTARIANS 4 EVER!!!

    we made a document for a reason... Lets fucking follow it. Or, shun your forefathers, whatever... You Liberal and Neo-Con FUCKS!

Jones
posted July 28, 2008

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