Pistol shrimp
i wish i could do this..
Pistol shrimp
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Comments to Pistol shrimp
Headshot!
awesome!
Do they good fried?
bwah?
lol
lol
lol
Capped that mother fucker...
Yea, there are gangs of these things doing swim-bys in the coral ghetto.
you shouldn't make fun of that, hank. it's serious business.
The lady shrimp never know what hits them...
mmmmmm - shrimp!
Pretty amazing creature
Oh come on, we've all had loads like that.
lol
remember seein this a while back. still pretty cool to watch.
As hot as the sun? I'd like to see the proof of that. Still, pretty fucking cool.
maybe it gets hot but tv always excessively things.
exaggerates too.
i've heard that a temperature of about 7 times that of the sun is produced in a normal household printer, but it's for such a short period that it doesn't affect the surrounding. if that is true i definitly believe this shrimp can do it, it's that little flash that you see, the bubbles collapsing/being pressed together that produces the heat.
i think
Actually, I produce a temperature 5 times that of the sun from the friction when I masturbate.
and luckily for the surrounding area that doesn't last long either
You too, Hank?
Seriously, though. The temperature of the sun would be enough to induce fission or fusion in the sea water. In the air, it would enough to light the air on fire.
smerf: the sun is 1 billions bigger then earth and hanks penis is smaller then a peanut! I think i get it now!
like a big fire produce lots of heat and hanks small-one produce little heat but the same tempature.
look up that thing with the printers and stuffs.. i still believe it.
my fap produce 41.8 C degrees according to my temp meter....that almost 42 times the sun my folks :p
Shoooot,Look mama looki what we could use fer catchin niggers in der swamp
ya...i'm stillwaiting for someone to point out that it doesnt make the sound of a gun or really reach the heat of the sun but i'm not going to point it out just in case it's as obvious as i think it is..then i might look like the stupid one
It makes the sound of the cannon and reaches a trillion degrees.
lol i liked the sound-effects they put in it.
Finally a video where someone isn't: pissing on, shitting on, vomiting on, shaving, mutilating, degrading, masturbating, or having sex with an orifice that wasn't meant to be used to fornicate of either himself or someone else... and now that I listed those things, I'm ready to see the other videos of the day.
You really haven't been to M.S. long enough to know that's what we expect to see from this website.
KKK, you old skool veteran. Joined: 03/15/2007 at 16:39
it says you joined two months before.
I knew some dumbass would say that. Leave it to you, K-B. See, the difference is that I'm not playing the MS Veteran and telling people they haven't been here long enough like KidsDroolKlub.
True, Hank is merely pointing out that KoolKids isn't a veteran, while making no statement about his own veteran status.
Actually, I'm not even sure how long it takes to be considered a veteran.
a year?
meh, im still green.
I guess I would be too if my mom's favorite past-time was dipping me in the toilet while yelling "Why didn't I abort you, like this, like this!?"
Damn, I've been here over two years? Doesn't feel that long...
And if anyone makes a joke about "feeling" and "long," I will put you at the top of the list.
Joined: 08/17/2004, that makes it..
almost three years for me. i think i've been here long enough.. where is my medal? i think i deserve a medal for all this time. well? guys? .. anyone?
I'm digesting your medal right now. It will be ready tomorrow morning.
You Vic, have spent quite some time developing and nurturing the friendships you have made here. Be so kind as to STFU!
one more word and i'll pull my badge out, mr. super!
i'm serious, i'll do it!
As much as you wish supernova was a man to fit your fantasies of being raped by your superintendent, I think supernova is actually a woman.
he probably thinks the same of you.
Don't inject me into your fantasies Victorious.
Vic has power to put you into any fantasy of his as he see's fit since he has been here for 3ish years where as you have for a little over a month. twat
Dick, I don't think Vic really needs your help, especially because your help is pretty lame, as you pretty much accept the fact that he has fantasies about me.
It's like the time I was teasing a fat kid about having to wear a MooMoo, and his mom said "It's only size 43."
I stay out of his fantasies and I'm happy, im sure he is imagining you hogtied in a camper. All in the best vic.
Vic, with friends like these, who needs gay partners?
It's true, I am a woman. Vic I will submit to the badge.
If you really wanted him, you should have held off telling him you were a woman.
Dude, how fucking dense are you? How stupid does one have to be to think I am a woman?
Goddam, the level of ineptitude in this place is rising at an alarming rate! Do us and yourself a favor and swallow a bullet.
Actually I thought you were a fat 178 lb dyke. I guess I don't like to do 178 lb. dykes favors.
Dude just STFU. You're getting on my nerves. Fucking NOOB!!
Just accept my insults and don't zing me randomly, and I'll stop reminding people of your weight and masculinity.
As much I've insulted people on here, you should please note that I never insulted one person before they insulted me. Left to myself, I would still be designing my giant tit couch.
have fun with that, it will keep you out of the fucking genepool.
Dick, just because I called your mother you trailer trash, your mom your fuck buddy, and your daughter your girlfriend, doesn't mean you're not gay.
all of your family history aside, you should work on new material. the penis in your mouth that replaces your tounge since you live next to a big ol' powerplant was a sign of many more to be in your mouth to come.
Dick, that powerplant manufactures strap on dildos that are sold exclusively to your trailer park, and sustains the entire community here. Don't dis the power plant.
You are just like hank. Don't know when to zip your lip....At least Hank sometimes has useful, insightful or humorous things to write. The same cannot, nor ever will be said of you.
Super, I think you're the one who doesn't know how to stop
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eating I mean.
Jqh88 has delusions of hilarity. You're getting along well here cock gargler. Keep it up.
cry slobernova cry I am sooooo tired of seeing your drippy pussy posts you are garbage go somewhere else and pretend your a man you dyke.
I think most people are just enjoying how I dumb I make you look over and over again. I think for you Hank, I'm going to start charging for insults, kind of like that whore you call a girlfriend charges you for "love".
I already pay a heavy price everytime I read one of your puerile, repetitive ramblings.
Joined: 03/07/2004 at 18:00 <-- By the way, I win the "who'se been around the longest" contest. What do I win? If it's a face full of asians shitting on me, I'm gonna be pissed.
actually.. i think yaks wins that contest with Joined: 11/08/2003,
but we're proud of you anyway. and jqh88 i have to say your rambling is getting a bit annoying. you are not the uber-bully around here, as much as you want it though. your insults arent that wowing, they usually circle around someone being gay, another gender or appearances, but you won't get your fame with lame jokes like that.
and no i wasn't refering to any fame i could/should/would have had.
Vic, I don't really want to be the uber-bully around here. And I only call people gay or transgender if I think they would mind it, which is why I don't call you anything.
I think he's offering you the hand of friendship, Vic. How lucky for you. I'm jealous. (sarcasm)
hehe well i'm not really convinced i want to be his friend, yet. unless that means that i will get laid.
kinda reminds me of scorpion at the end. "GET OVER HERE!"
If fish could scream the ocean would be loud as shit! "Awww FUCK! You got me!! I thought I looked like that rock!"
Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
There are so many exotic species underwater. Have you seen the Planet Earth episodes? Truly amazing shit.
Sheesh, that was something amazing...