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Pit Bull Attacks A Golden Retriever

It seems people would try a little harder to save the poor dog.

Pit Bull Attacks A Golden Retriever

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Comments to Pit Bull Attacks A Golden Retriever

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-02-27T05:17:04Z says:

    My dog got jumped on by a pit once. I kicked it as hard as I could and it ran off.

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2008-02-27T05:25:54Z says:

      yeah, my dad had a similar experience with his irish setter. he had to pull out his leatherman and and saw at the pit's throat just to get it off

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-02-27T07:55:58Z says:

      People are afraid of dogs, unless you are a child, dogs are nothing, kick them in the ribs, if that doesn't work kick them again. Not lightly either.

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-02-27T07:56:27Z says:

      ^--- I would only ever do that if a dog tried shit in my territory, like attack my cats or me (well try to).

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-27T09:47:02Z says:

      Another dog was biting my beagle the other day at the dog run. I gave him a good kick the kidneys. He yelped a couple times then looked at me like 'What the fuck was that?' He'd probably never felt pain in his life. A lot of people really don't train their dogs very well here it seems. The dog ends up thinking it's the boss and can do whatever it wants.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2008-02-27T11:49:22Z says:

      Was wondering why the fuck someone didn't just kick it, instead of offering the dogs a chair.

    • First
      First 2008-02-27T12:54:01Z says:

      A rodesian ridgeback attacked my sister and puppy. my dad and i were both laying into it, my dad took out one of its eyes and it still didnt let go, even when my neighbour was belting it with a chain it didnt let go, only did when it thought my puppy was dead. dogs are a lot tougher than people think.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-27T14:48:45Z says:

      I wonder if a knife might have more effect?

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-02-27T14:57:29Z says:

      When you live in an area civilized enough to have leash laws, you take it for granted. Until you move to some asshole area without leash laws, which is inevitably full of stupid fucks who let their worthless animals run around and fuck with everything and everyone.

    • SexualisPsychopathia
      SexualisPsychopathia 2008-02-27T16:26:13Z says:

      Rodesian ridgeback's are South African dogs bred to hold back lions while they wait for the master to make the kill so it is not strange that it would not give up that easily . I think most dogs would have backed down after losing an eye. I think I might get one of those to help protect my kingdom.

    • cuntscab
      cuntscab 2008-02-27T16:37:30Z says:

      if my dog ever did that to another dog, I'd kill him....not just try to fend him off with a lawn chair.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T17:31:24Z says:

      if your dog ever did that to another dog it's you that should die...you missing something here noob?

    • cuntscab
      cuntscab 2008-02-27T19:05:56Z says:

      no, no, I understand it's his owner's fault, but the owner wasn't really doing anything to protect the other dog

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T20:15:00Z says:

      there's a woman with a pitbull-lookalike, don't know if it actually is one. my dogs can't stand its guts, and vice versa.
      i'd kick the shit out of it, if it ever attacked my dogs, because there's no chance in hell that they'd win.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T20:16:01Z says:

      the owner of that pitbull should be taken around the back and shot. what if that was someone's kid? would he just've stood there and watch it maul the kid?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-27T22:56:35Z says:

      Vic, Two Rots did that to an old guy on the street a few years ago and like this dumbass, he just videoed it. And TiredGuy, are you talking about somewhere that you just let your dog out and let him go on his own because I've had dogs for 40 years and I never once taking them outside ever put them on a leash. Only one time did one of my dogs get into a fight and it was another dog (German Shepard) that beat the shit out of my dog. Now I had a German Shepard in Florida and he looked forward to me taking him to the park after work each dat to go and play with the kids and their dogs. It's all in how you raise your animal!!!

    • StretchNuts
      StretchNuts 2008-02-28T03:07:17Z says:

      I was reading comments when the guy slammed the gate shut and i thought someone shot the dog. I was dissapointed when i found out it was only a gate

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-28T04:20:14Z says:

      Leash laws make sense.

  • flipjoint16
    flipjoint16 2008-02-27T05:17:32Z says:

    what the hell? who the hell tapes shit like this?? and why wouldnt you go and try to help the poor dog?? WTF

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-02-27T05:25:57Z says:

      the camera guy did his job recording.. it was all those other worthless fucks standing around that pissed me off. worthless....

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-02-27T05:27:25Z says:

    That golden retriever is a fucking pussy, it's owner must be *insert any user no one likes*

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-02-27T05:37:07Z says:

      drumrave

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-02-27T05:46:10Z says:

      Man your good, I never saw that one comming

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2008-02-27T11:50:39Z says:

      *claps for cumcrave*

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-02-27T23:05:52Z says:

      What exactly are you inserting?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-02-28T04:58:58Z says:

      There are just too many dickwads that use this site and I just couldn't pick one person to hate on when i could hate on them all

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2008-02-27T05:30:05Z says:

    pits are pieces of shit. they should be bred out. they are an obsolete bread...... fuck um....

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-02-27T05:56:56Z says:

      Some pits are fine.
      But look at the vid, the thing is wagging its fucking tail while its chewing on the retrievers neck.
      They were bred for their aggression, but we don't need it anymore, now it just leads to shit like this and people getting mauled.

    • JimJonesKoolAid
      JimJonesKoolAid 2008-02-27T06:33:18Z says:

      The negros like 'em. 'Nuff said.

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-02-27T07:22:51Z says:

      How about i kill you BraveSamuel, like what possible need has the world for your shity defective genes.
      Your a fucking idiot,you havn't a fucking clue , i bet you own ten cats you stupid bitch, its the owners not the dogs fault.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-02-27T07:36:43Z says:

      my pit is fine hes old blind and never hurt anything in his life.

      dogs do what they are told to do... you want to make pits nice dogs then kill all the dickheads that raise them to be assholes.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T07:41:55Z says:

      torture the fuckin cocksuckers...the kill them

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-02-27T08:13:42Z says:

      Kill Michael Vick? I guess that makes sense...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-27T09:33:15Z says:

      What kind of legal penalties would there be for the owners of that pit?

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-02-27T10:31:25Z says:

      i never said we should kill them, fuz. i said breed them out, it's not unheard of and it is in NO way inhumane. it's not the dogs fault, anymore than it's a hand guns fault when it misfires. it doesn't change the fact that the breed is too dangerous. also, all pits (except old blind ones) are pieces of shit, fuck um.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-02-27T13:39:14Z says:

      If the owner got caught, theyd have to pay for the vet fees and I could easily see a lawsuit coming out of it if they got ahold of that camera

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-02-27T13:39:41Z says:

      The pit may also have to be put down as well

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-27T23:04:51Z says:

      they would only have to pay vet fees or the price of the animal, since pets are considered personal property, meaning you cant sue for pain and suffering.... you only get the satisfaction of knowing the other dog will be put to sleep

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-02-29T00:10:05Z says:

      No point Sam, people will just find another breed to ruin and its easy to make new breeds of fighting dogs(people are doing it in the US already i've come across a site or two of them, english bulldog/staff/boston terrier cross's or something along that line, beasts in action btw) anyway ther are plenty off foriegn fighting dogs you probly havn't heard of like bully kutta, presa ,spanish mastiff, russian shepard, and many more that people would start importing.

  • Cervix_Surfer
    Cervix_Surfer 2008-02-27T05:35:30Z says:

    I would walk into the kitchen and grab a steak knife if that was my dog.

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-02-27T07:54:34Z says:

      My neighbours dogs are vicious, attacked my cat badly once. Came OVER the fence and into my yard to. They never say shit to me, if I'm there, they shut the fuck up. They don't to their owners. The dominant one gives me shit, I roar and hiss at the fucker. Made them piss themselves at least 5 times.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-27T23:19:23Z says:

      You have to get the neighbors to video you hissing at the dogs. I want to see this.

    • StretchNuts
      StretchNuts 2008-02-28T03:12:01Z says:

      You are one crazy bitch. Your neighbors hate you im sure

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-02-28T04:57:06Z says:

      No my neighbours are scared of me. I'm crazy remember. toolman961, I'm not going to put a video up. I'm not stupid enough to put my face on muchosucko. Maybe a voice recording of my hissing, roaring and my annoying australian accent would do.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-02-28T05:09:49Z says:

      do us all a favor, shut up and fuck off

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-02-28T07:27:14Z says:

      Or what?

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-02-28T07:27:37Z says:

      You going to e-attack me, have a pityful pathetic attempt to attack someone over the internet?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-02-28T07:34:10Z says:

      ^You bore me

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-02-27T05:38:11Z says:

    i fucking glad ontario i starting to prohibit reproduction of Pits, the pieces of shit

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T05:59:46Z says:

      doesn't seem to matter though...there's still pibulls roaming all over because the only people that get them are little fucin young dicks that have no idea how to take care of themselves..

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-02-27T06:10:22Z says:

      i know theres a coulpe around here and i want to take out the gun one day...

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-02-27T06:10:31Z says:

      couple*

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T06:21:18Z says:

      shoot the owner..

  • dik
    dik 2008-02-27T05:50:24Z says:

    stan would have chewed a makeshift vagina into the pitbull's neck and fucked it

  • jonnythatsme
    jonnythatsme 2008-02-27T06:16:35Z says:

    Thats what he gets for making all those bad Air Bud Movies

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-02-27T08:15:14Z says:

      now if he could just hit up the pooches from 'Snow Dogs'

  • bugsglO
    bugsglO 2008-02-27T06:37:47Z says:

    This is why we'll keep our guns here in America... to protect us from the government and pitbulls.

    • First
      First 2008-02-27T12:56:50Z says:

      Greatest Avatar Ever.
      But fuck you douchebag.

  • shogun3001
    shogun3001 2008-02-27T07:00:12Z says:

    people were pretty smart to stay away from that pit... if he turns his attention to them... its curtains.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-02-27T07:27:46Z says:

      Yeah, but I still wanted to bash its head in.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-02-27T07:38:48Z says:

      oh please pits can easily be subdued. if one ever is attacking you and you have no means of escape simple jam your non dominant arm inits mouth... youll take some damage but itll keep your vital organs safe... then use your other hand and gouge out its eyes. itll yelp and let go real fast and if it dont try to run away you simply stomp it.


      repeat.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-02-27T08:45:12Z says:

      don't forget to bite too!

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2008-02-27T11:53:19Z says:

      Urinate at the same time, helps with the pain.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-02-27T13:42:44Z says:

      The nose is the most sensitive part on a dog's head. If you could manage a hold on the throat, thats what Id go for

    • shogun3001
      shogun3001 2008-02-27T18:29:40Z says:

      my friends pit locked up on my other friends dog... we were jumping that pitbull and it still wouldnt release.
      we actually put a lighter to that pits tail while it was locked and it still didnt let go.
      talking about what you would do when a pitbull attacks and actually doing it are 2 different things.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-27T23:28:47Z says:

      -Morph-, you're right up to the point where you said gouge its eyes out. That's where Asphalt is correct, go for the throat and choke it out. If the animal looses consciousness, it can no longer bite.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-02-28T02:25:48Z says:

      its not gonna sit there and let you choke it. itll try to back off before that.

      i say blind it its te easiest thing to do and if it cant see itll back off and if it cant see it cant find you to bite.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-02-27T07:34:36Z says:

    wolves is the best dog, it owns all dog . And you people that will start talk shit that some irish cuntdog beats wolves are wrong because thoose dog they use for hunting , the dog didnt killed wolves.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T07:45:31Z says:

      plantshit...you are a boy...you know nothing about anything. don't pretend to be an expert on dogs or wolves or goddamned anything you tit. you don't even have a goddamned job. what do you know about life?

    • Schadenfreude
      Schadenfreude 2008-02-27T07:46:08Z says:

      When you're right, you're right.

    • MMA
      MMA 2008-02-27T08:06:43Z says:

      Plantshits back!

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-02-27T08:17:02Z says:

      again, i give him a swedish accent and it makes his comments even more hilarious, dotcha'know.

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-02-27T08:32:43Z says:

      Ummm plantshit are you talking about Irish wolfhounds?If so you are a stupid fuck because that breed is not even the original blood line.They were re breed second half of the 19th.They were not hunting dogs but were used as war dogs by the Celts and the English you shit.

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-02-27T08:34:57Z says:

      Sorry about the shitty wording.Just trying to make it so that plantshit can understand.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-02-27T13:43:57Z says:

      Apparently plant hasnt seen some of the larger breeds out there

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-02-27T16:13:37Z says:

      so , wolves are better, wolf owns irish cuntdog

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T20:19:38Z says:

      wolves aren't dogs, and dogs aren't wolves, dumbshit.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-27T23:33:56Z says:

      Where do you think the dog started from Vic? I don't know how they came up with the other breeds, maybe foxes and dingos, but wolves are the originaters.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T23:50:03Z says:

      you don't have to tell *me* that, tell plantshit!
      plantpoop says:
      "wolves is the best dog"
      a wolf is not a dog, neither is it a pet.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-28T04:22:00Z says:

      Hahaha, foxes and dingos!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-02-28T15:13:02Z says:

      but a wolf can team up with mighty plantshit

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-29T00:35:00Z says:

      the second sentence totally ruined the value of the first one, toolman..
      you need more biology lessons.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-29T02:22:48Z says:

      I was drunk when I watched that. I'm just saying.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-29T16:55:53Z says:

      C'mon Vic, what about the ancestors of all those foxes and dingos? For example, foxes and dingos.

  • narcoleptic
    narcoleptic 2008-02-27T08:36:33Z says:

    spankysquest try using oprea and it will say what he has wrote.It's even better hearing it.

  • VisitorQ
    VisitorQ 2008-02-27T08:37:38Z says:

    Pit bulls are great dogs. I've grown up with them and have never had a problem. Blame the owners, not the dog.

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-02-27T08:39:53Z says:

      you type pretty good for only having one arm.

  • dik
    dik 2008-02-27T08:41:33Z says:

    The Bichon is by far the most dangerous breed. true story

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-02-27T08:45:33Z says:

      what about stan?

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T08:51:35Z says:

      stan is a bichon...christ...what did you think he was a poodle?

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-02-27T08:55:50Z says:

      Na a demon.Right from the pits of hell.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T23:25:56Z says:

      cerberus-two heads?

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-02-27T09:38:59Z says:

    I have a beagle. If the pit bull attacked my dog, I would be fighting the pit while my dog tried to figure out what new game this was and why he wasn't allowed to play.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-02-27T10:04:59Z says:

      I have a golden retriever, she's the sweetest thing ever.

      I got new neighbors down the street last spring and they have two pit bulls. Twice in the last few months I've been warned, "The pit bulls are loose, stay inside." What kind of bullshit is that?

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T14:38:43Z says:

      total bullshit .Happens here too. Couple of years ago i was woken up to the sound of screaming.Ran outside to see this guy hitting a pitbull with a baseball bat trying to get it to stop killing this lab...not pleasant at all

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-02-27T15:57:06Z says:

      That's what I'm afraid of. As far as I know these dogs haven't caused any problems, but apparently the potential is there. They're outdoor dogs and they live about four blocks from an elementary school.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T17:34:12Z says:

      be fuckin careful...seems to me, almost always pitbulls are owned by people who have no business owning a candy bar much less a dog.

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-02-27T18:59:47Z says:

      do the nieghbor hood some good and cover a couple steaks with poison and throw it in the yard....

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T20:23:53Z says:

      who warned you, apathy?
      anyway, i would be extremely careful when those things are walking around.
      the thought of one of those things trying to kill one of my dogs gives me the shivers, and i bet all dog-owners here know what i'm talking about.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T20:27:51Z says:

      yes

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-27T23:12:15Z says:

      to me, the phrase "the pitbulls are loose" translates to "hunting season"

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-27T23:26:08Z says:

      to me, the phrase "the pitbulls are loose" translates to "they have got runny shit and bowel problems"

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-02-27T23:26:33Z says:

      I pulled a neighbor's pitbull off my dog by the tail while my friend kicked the pitbull in the head. It took 3 of us to break it up

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-27T23:43:09Z says:

      There's a difference between a fight, usually when a female is in heat and the fight is over when one dog shows his dominance over the other. But there's a big difference when a dog is just trying to kill another because of it's instinct. Granted, you can raise a dog to be gentle, but in some breeds, you can't take the killing instinct out of the dog. And sorry to say, your sweet little Fluffy could turn into a killing machine.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-02-28T01:19:52Z says:

      @ Vic, I live across the street from a retired guy and next door to a cop. Those two seem to know everything going on at all times.

      @ toolman, My dog loves to chase rabbits and squirrels, once in a great while she even catches and kills 'em. Killer instinct with a pair of pit bulls is another story.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-02-29T02:24:00Z says:

      That's what I'm saying.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-02-27T09:50:32Z says:

    man, anyone that has a dog like this has to be able to restrain the dog at all times and never allow anything like this ever happend even remotely. this is all the motherfukers owners fault. id go bezerk on those cunts for putting my dog and my own ass on the line letting that piece of shit dog on the lose. a machete would sure come handy in this situation. always keep one in my truck

  • Cretin
    Cretin 2008-02-27T11:16:47Z says:

    that should have been a black kid not a golden retriever.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2008-02-27T11:54:15Z says:

      How very fucking creative of you.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-27T23:13:43Z says:

      meh.... maybe a black kid raped him... you'd hate them too

    • Cretin
      Cretin 2008-02-28T02:16:27Z says:

      i was raped by an italian grocery store owner in 91...

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-28T08:22:48Z says:

      damned degos...

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2008-02-27T12:34:38Z says:

    I would of choked the pitbull with my bare hands.

    • First
      First 2008-02-27T13:01:29Z says:

      And that would have been the end of your silly comments.

  • deadeyesamuri
    deadeyesamuri 2008-02-27T14:08:36Z says:

    i couldnt watch it

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T14:34:22Z says:

      me neither

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-27T14:54:47Z says:

      It was pretty rough.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-02-27T17:52:53Z says:

      The one I thought was the toughest to watch was the one where that kid hit that golden retriever in the head with his skateboard.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-02-27T17:59:27Z says:

      That one pissed me off.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-27T17:59:36Z says:

      Didn't see that.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T18:11:53Z says:

      me neither...fuck this shit infuriates me...i'm not a violent person at all but i swear i'd gladly torture these motherfuckers. and i can think of some pretty horrible things to do

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T20:29:32Z says:

      i bet i've thought up worse.

      -hanging someone upside down from his pubes.
      -same thing, but from the tip of his dick.
      -attacking the person with a cheese grater, followed by lemonjuice and lots of salt.
      -tape the eyelids open and pour in some different household chemicals to see what it does.
      -make a nice deep cut, and try to skin the person with your bare hands.
      -slowly torching the person to a nice dark brown crust.

      there's nothing wrong with me 0_o

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T20:29:55Z says:

      i made it all up on the spot, i swear!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-02-27T23:28:22Z says:

      I think I've seen examples of each of these in some form here on mucho; except hanging from pubes or penis

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-02-28T08:03:22Z says:

      I'd go with cliping all the skin off with nail clippers.
      then throw them in a cement mixer with some rock salt.

    • Catch-22
      Catch-22 2008-02-28T11:46:08Z says:

      papercuts under the fingernails is not very pleasant either as I can tell from experience.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-02-27T16:52:44Z says:

    rule never one never interupt an dog fight.....
    rule number 2....we dont talk about dog fight club

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T18:16:11Z says:

      you know what? i'm just waiting for you to say something cruel about a dog..

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T18:16:27Z says:

      i'm fuckin warning you

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-27T18:17:01Z says:

      i'll make your life on this site as miserable as it is in sweden

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-27T19:55:17Z says:

      *hoping PlantTurd says something*

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-02-27T20:00:37Z says:

      its not miserable here, and you cant annoy me.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-27T23:15:55Z says:

      you scared bitch?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-02-27T23:29:14Z says:

      What were you saying about toturing dogs Planty?

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-02-28T08:05:43Z says:

      I love how we show more compassion for dogs then we do humans.Don't worry I'm the same way.As long as it's not a child then I don't care what happens to people.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-02-28T15:13:29Z says:

      i want to boil a dog in my urine, then slap it with my cock

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-28T19:02:26Z says:

      Planty you're a fucked-up mutha

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-02-27T16:54:14Z says:

    a dogs heart is in its chest between its front legs , pull legs apart-kills dog -simple ..job done

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-27T16:59:23Z says:

      I think that's an urban myth. Have you ever seen it done?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-27T17:09:04Z says:

      no , but i kinda did it too a labrador and it nearly killed

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T20:31:35Z says:

      i don't see how pulling the dog's legs apart would make the heart fail..
      i'm not going to try it out though.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-02-27T21:10:03Z says:

      they say pulling a dogs front legs violently apart will break it's ribs shoving pieces of bone into the lungs and heart but the way i see it is if it is a large dog and jumping up at you and you manage to get hold of it's front legs, when you pull them apart you're going to put your face in the dogs mouth so good luck with that

      dogs what good are they you can't get a squirt of milk from them, nor will they lay an egg

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T21:21:56Z says:

      has a cow or chicken ever made you breakfast in bed?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-27T23:06:43Z says:

      Has a dog ever made you breakfast in bed?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-27T23:27:32Z says:

      yeah-no, wait..
      that was my cat. he brought me a nice half-eaten mouse carcass in bed.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-28T04:25:19Z says:

      Did you eat it?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-02-29T00:36:57Z says:

      what? would you've thrown it away? what a waste!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-29T16:56:54Z says:

      I'm not partial to mouse.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-03-01T06:20:27Z says:

      i had a pig make me breakfast in bed once but i think it was gratitude

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2008-02-27T22:27:10Z says:

    My friend pushes me around his dog, and even if I'm not attacking back his dog attacks me. Or I'll shove my friend and he'll make it seem like I really hurt him, and his dog attacks me. Good times. Good times.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-02-27T23:14:37Z says:

    It's a dog eat dog world.

    • enbeezy
      enbeezy 2008-02-28T01:12:16Z says:

      Ha! Best comment so far.

  • enbeezy
    enbeezy 2008-02-28T01:12:39Z says:

    Where's Mike Vick when you need him?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-29T16:57:45Z says:

      Practicing to fuck you in the ass when he gets out of prison.

HankChinaski
posted February 27, 2008

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