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  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-12-29T05:04:20Z says:

    "Honey, did we order dog feces on this?"

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T07:26:54Z says:

      "I've got some gravel and a condom wrapper on this slice."

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-12-29T23:17:31Z says:

      *Ugh, you can really taste the anchovies, can't you?*

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T01:12:09Z says:

      "There's anchovies on this?!"

  • Yobe
    Yobe 2008-12-29T05:09:44Z says:

    Damn he's fast! Quick reaction time, and it looked like the pizza fell apart into 3 or so sections but he still got it all back in the box in just a couple seconds. Very impressive!

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-12-29T06:53:52Z says:

      he follows the 10 second rule

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-29T18:37:42Z says:

      Whenever we picked something up off the floor at the Chi-Chi's I worked at the 10 second rule was invoked, or it was like "Hey, did you see the napkin that thing landed on?"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T19:39:59Z says:

      I got yelled at for tossing food I'd dropped on the line. The chef said it was too expensive to just throw away.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T01:37:25Z says:

      Too expensive! Why are chefs always like that? Catering is one of the highest profit margin industries going, and they always complain about costs.

  • fuckdabanhammer
    fuckdabanhammer 2008-12-29T05:23:31Z says:

    i wonder if he still delivers pizza?

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-12-29T16:07:46Z says:

      nope, he got a new job delivering detonators for nuclear weapons.

    • cubannecktie
      cubannecktie 2008-12-29T18:16:35Z says:

      He's got a big future as a suicide bomber

  • BlueArmy1984
    BlueArmy1984 2008-12-29T05:26:31Z says:

    30 minutes or less. he is serious.

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2008-12-29T05:45:29Z says:

    If i had found out about this i would have fired his ass and made him eat that fucking pizza. and yes i am a manager at a Papa Johns

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-12-29T05:48:24Z says:

      hook it up crash

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:23:03Z says:

      "and yes i am a manager at a Papa Johns"
      AAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      *breathes*
      AAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T07:27:55Z says:

      Crash, you just opened the door to a very scary room.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:29:32Z says:

      Man 1rish1 is such a douche. Crash, hook us up with some pizzas.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2008-12-29T08:13:29Z says:

      How much money do you make as a manager at a fastfod place?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T08:15:59Z says:

      This from tha dumbfuck giving another guy shit yesterday for having an IT job he deemed beneath him. You are such a fucking joke. "hook us up with some pizzas." Weren't you just bragging about how much money you make? Here you are asking for a hook up on a $10 pizza.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T08:18:06Z says:

      Like this asshole is gonna break out some pizzas for Mucho. Whats he gonna do Email them to us, you dumbfuck?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T08:19:12Z says:

      Dude, free pizzas ... you are like some kind of fag that won't fuck fat chicks and won't take free pizzas.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T08:27:34Z says:

      You're a dumbshit. Once again, you were the one relating that convo to sex and you're gonna call me a douche for laughing at a pizza shop manager when you clogged the threads yesterday arguing with another noob about some IT job. You're a tard, "Dude, free pizzas".

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T08:29:46Z says:

      Crash, break out some pizzas for Mucho just to fuck with 1rish1. 1rish1, stop posting here when you're having your period.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T08:32:34Z says:

      1rish, not too many people would turn down free pizza. It is crappy pizza, but at least it would be free.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T08:36:04Z says:

      Oh, because I pointed out repeatedly what a dumbshit you are tonight, I'm on the rag? Believe me you are in no position to tell me when I can and can;t post. Fuck back off into nothing, you won't be missed.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T08:42:50Z says:

      You are kind of bitchy tonight.

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-12-29T08:54:48Z says:

      jqh88, get your facts straight. 1rish1 is not having his period. He is menopausal.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T08:57:19Z says:

      Nah he's prepubescent.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T08:58:18Z says:

      He is acting like an extremely angry fat bitch tonight though, even more so than usual.

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-12-29T09:03:52Z says:

      It's probably been a few days since he's been pinned by another man in the ring. Cranky fuck.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T10:20:43Z says:

      Mako, is cool man i have been in far worse places

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T10:24:46Z says:

      Quick_draw21 as far as how much can be made it really varies based on Corp. store or Franchize but i work at a Franchize so the pay cap for a store manager is about 15.41 but the bonus can be as much as 2k a month for running the store efficiently. At a Corp store an assistant manager starts off making about 13.50 so obviously your going to make more money at a corp. location

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T10:28:43Z says:

      What about free pizzas? Do you get to hook up your good Mucho buddies with free pizzas?

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T10:53:59Z says:

      hahaha dude if i got free pizza myself i would, but as it stands our franchize owner is a douche'. we had one manager hook his friends up with some pizza and he ended up hooking himself out of a job lol

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-12-29T11:41:25Z says:

      i want pizza

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T11:52:20Z says:

      pizza is gay

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T17:12:36Z says:

      Dik, how can you not like pizza? It's a great companion to cold beer.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T17:19:04Z says:

      i got sick of pizza years ago..i used tol

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T17:19:34Z says:

      ^too love it but...

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T17:20:13Z says:

      (it's the site failing not me i swear to god)

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T17:26:29Z says:

      Little Ceasar's $5 hot and ready FTW

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T17:28:36Z says:

      By the way, fuck you, Mako. I'm not bitchy.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T17:30:38Z says:

      I didn't say you are, but you were. You'll get over it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-29T18:35:12Z says:

      I have never even heard of Papa John's.

      I delivered pizza for Little Caesar's a long time ago. One time I had two pizzas in my bag, delivered one, and was walking back to my car with the bag vertical under my arm when I realized there was still a pizza in there. I'm sure it all slid together and got fucked up. I didn't bother to look. Anyways, it was for a house in a fairly wealthy neighborhood, so I told them that it might be a bit jostled up because I slipped and fell on their snowy sidewalk, figuring that would avert any complaints due to fear of a lawsuit or something, which it did.

      Wow, fascinating story, eh? Fuck off.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T19:31:48Z says:

      when i was 18 i delivered for jimmy johns on my moped. end of story.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T19:41:25Z says:

      Little Ceasars used to deliver?!

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T19:42:09Z says:

      how i didn't starve in college...order a pizza, while the delivery man brings it to the door have ur friends sneak around and take the other pizzas from the car. 4 for the price of 1 is great. end of story

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T20:00:55Z says:

      You enthralled me Hank. You should publish that in Gay Monthly.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-30T04:08:15Z says:

      I knew I could count on you for a stupid and pointless comment. That 'Fuck off' was meant for you, Jizz69.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-30T04:17:43Z says:

      um little caesars still delivers..

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T04:28:45Z says:

      Really yak? I've never seen a Caesar's in this part of the world that does.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-30T04:35:13Z says:

      maybe its because if they didn't deliver they would be fucking broke in windsor :P

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T04:40:55Z says:

      Yeah, in Windsor I can kind of understand that. There isn't much in the way of publc transportation here...even the buses don't run after 11 p.m., but I think that's because all of the homeless people like to scrounge up enough change, then fall asleep on the bus for a few hours.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-30T12:34:20Z says:

      Yeah, they deliver in my hometown.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-30T13:49:26Z says:

      everything delivers here

    • Steff-Chan
      Steff-Chan 2008-12-30T23:52:07Z says:

      I wish my Little Caesar would deliver... that rhymed and sounded wrong sweet!

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2008-12-29T06:45:48Z says:

    everyone who has worked food service has done something like this

  • Sociopath
    Sociopath 2008-12-29T08:16:56Z says:

    That wasn't a fail, it was a resounding success.

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-12-29T08:52:03Z says:

    He would do well at UPS.

  • losingxlucidity
    losingxlucidity 2008-12-29T09:03:21Z says:

    Now that is why Papa Murphys doesn't deliver...
    Well and because we don't cook the pizza....

    Ugh...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T09:08:50Z says:

      I can honestly say I've never had good pizza in California. My guess is that it's because you guys don't really have access to good ingredients.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T09:12:22Z says:

      Last time I went to NYC, I actually brought back 2 gallons of tap water just to make pizza with.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-29T09:17:14Z says:

      It's pretty funny, where I work...most of our meats come from the great Canada.

      We had some good stuff, I don't eat meat so I couldn't tell you first hand but are crazy busy all the time and there are 3 other pizza places near by.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-29T09:25:14Z says:

      if it comes from canada.. i'd watch out for most of the meat being squirrel or raccoon... unless its expensive then its PROBABLY moose

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-29T09:25:29Z says:

      *chewing on some moose baccon*

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T09:26:29Z says:

      The pizza at most of the places around here is pretty good, but I think you can chalk that up to a large number of Italian immigrants that run the restaurants, not to mention that we're only 4 hours from NYC. I will say Cali has some great sushi, though.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-12-29T09:27:11Z says:

      That's because we got the best stuff where we are Mako.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T09:29:13Z says:

      Thats right, JJF, you're not far from me. Ithaca, right?

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-12-29T09:42:59Z says:

      Little further south.

      Candor

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T09:43:20Z says:

      Familia's actually ships their water every day from NYC to their branches at airports all over the US. So that's a tip if you're ever in a large airport.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T09:47:50Z says:

      Ah, okay JJF, ben through there once or twice. An thanks for the tip, jqh.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-12-29T09:52:28Z says:

      Original Italian in Owego, or New York Pizzeria in Binghamton got some good munchies.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T10:29:06Z says:

      Lucid, i fucking love papa murphys pizza that stuff not only tastes good but its pretty inexpensive too. shit my first job was at a papa murphys up in OR.

    • Combo
      Combo 2008-12-29T15:05:39Z says:

      Pizza was the only nice food I had the entire time i went to New York

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T17:15:34Z says:

      O.I.P. (Original Italian Pizza for everyone else) has the char-grilled chicken wings, too, JJF. One just opened near me.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-29T18:34:11Z says:

      jqh, that's an interesting experiment. did the tap water thing actually work? and couldn't you just go and buy some bottled water back to wherever you are?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T19:00:42Z says:

      HA HA HA Of course it worked, like I could do anything that doesn't work. *looks around*. NYC tap water is actually what gives NYC pizza that unique flavor. It's not because of the purity, it's actually because of the impurity. Hebrew pizzas are the best ... they put so much damn cheese on those motherfuckers damn ... me hungry thinking about it right now.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T01:15:36Z says:

      Yeah, I think pizza might be good tonight. Now I just have to figure out where I'm going to call, becuase I have eight or nine different places that will deliver here.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-30T01:22:56Z says:

      How lame.
      When I went to NYC a few years ago I couldn't find any good pizza...
      Found a great place near the Grand Central station that had amazing subs though

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-30T01:24:31Z says:

      Papa Murphy's is good shit.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T01:42:00Z says:

      I'm about 4 hours northwest of NYC, actually, but there is nothing better than NY style pizza. There's a place near here that sells Chicago style, but NY is still my fave.

  • losingxlucidity
    losingxlucidity 2008-12-29T09:19:19Z says:

    we are^

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-12-29T10:48:29Z says:

    the fact that it didnt even look like a pizza when it fell on the floor should give a clue to the qenuineness of this vid

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T15:58:22Z says:

      The fact that you called it 'the floor' should gives us all a clue on your intellect.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T17:09:21Z says:

      what is it called then ?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T17:16:15Z says:

      The ground, fries, the GROUND!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T17:22:35Z says:

      i wasnt aware that there was a difference

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T17:29:18Z says:

      Thats because you aren't very bright.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T17:33:25Z says:

      Give him a chance, 1rish. I mean, the guy does come from the area that the English language originated in.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T17:33:43Z says:

      i always considered myself to be of average intelligence until i found myself amongst the brianiacs that visit this place. i learn so must...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T17:33:58Z says:

      *much

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T22:15:04Z says:

      self-whammy?

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-30T04:31:13Z says:

      I used to be a brian too.

  • rking5996
    rking5996 2008-12-30T00:24:48Z says:

    I used to work for DOMINOS PIZZA and I delivered pizza and one time I was running out the door to make the delivery and I droped both pizzas they both had everything on them, my boss wanted to shoot me. he had to make new ones and then they were late so he had to give the pizzas to the customers for free and then when I got there, they decided they would not give me a tip??? do you belive those bastards.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-30T01:04:42Z says:

      Yeah, I do.
      Sounds like you could of layed off the weed while working.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-30T04:10:38Z says:

      Shut up, you stupid cunt. God, your comments make me fucking sick.

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-12-30T07:07:12Z says:

      i thought she had nice tits.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-30T07:20:19Z says:

      and free pizza :(
      wtf

    • rking5996
      rking5996 2008-12-30T15:52:04Z says:

      I didnt do any weed. thank you.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T15:53:27Z says:

      So you're just a clumsy fucker then?

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-12-30T16:34:26Z says:

    We're having pizza for dinner tonight

fuckdabanhammer
posted December 29, 2008

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