Dreading going to help with daughters cheer camp again today. I really should tape it for Mucho. It has to be hilarious... I've never cheered before, so I'm having to learn everything too. Send your (soon to be) rain my way so I can get out of it!
I forgot 1rish liked them young. I wouldn't REALLY video myself doing it... but I do now remember why I never tried out for it in school. I have coordination of a newborn giraffe and the memory span of a goldfish.
Hah! I've got you beat on the coordination, in the space of three hours this morning I walked into the office door, twice, and fell off my chair. As for the... the... other... thingy, never mind.
Actually, that's not as bad as I thought. However, it's not that I'm "bad" at cleaning... I just don't hate doing it... those heels give you blisters after awhile you know...
Comments to Pizza night at Drumrave's
jillian mckeith would not approve
....who?
Ummm.... Gillian McKeith, the nutritionist.
....who?
I dont know, I think i pee'd in her butt though.
she's a stuck fucking whore that rifles thru your shit, then tells you that you eat too much maccy d's and chocolate
* stuck up
shes that bitch from the UK. Isnt even a fucking doctor. I think shes into scat, shes all about the poo for some reason...
poo tells alot about a person
Mine told me I should have left the chicken balti alone.
Mine reminds me just how full of it I am most of the time...
Hi Fugs!
Well hello there, and how are you on this fine* day?
* = at least it's not raining, yet.
Dreading going to help with daughters cheer camp again today. I really should tape it for Mucho. It has to be hilarious... I've never cheered before, so I'm having to learn everything too. Send your (soon to be) rain my way so I can get out of it!
Be sure to take a camcorder with you...
Actually, I think I'm going to go outside and do the rain dance instead. I'd probably be better at doing that than the cheers! :P
Please submit video of your daughter and her friends cheering. Preferably filmed from behind with a few upskirt shots thrown in. Thanks.
Their ages 4-12 1rish... o_0
*They're
*fapfapfapfap*?
So... when are you gonna submit the vid?
I actually meant it for you, nurse, but with this rabble I should have known what would happen...
Yeah, yak has no class at all.
I forgot 1rish liked them young. I wouldn't REALLY video myself doing it... but I do now remember why I never tried out for it in school. I have coordination of a newborn giraffe and the memory span of a goldfish.
Hah! I've got you beat on the coordination, in the space of three hours this morning I walked into the office door, twice, and fell off my chair. As for the... the... other... thingy, never mind.
That should make for a great video
I'm sure it'd would rival the Corky's band vid... ;)
it'd would?? WTF?! *it would or *it'd, whichever you prefer
You still haven't quite got into this typing thing, have you?
:)
Hahahaha... fuck typing... I guess I'm still working on my "English". That list of mine is getting AWFULLY long by now, huh? *cries*
Cooking
Cleaning
Spelling
Typing
English
Cheerleading
I'm sure there'll be more.
*does not compute* *does not compute* *does not compute* :P ;)
Actually, that's not as bad as I thought. However, it's not that I'm "bad" at cleaning... I just don't hate doing it... those heels give you blisters after awhile you know...
I know they're just hell aren't they?
Oh... wait.
Should have gone with the tater tots.
or some seasoned curlys
i don't know, but looks fucking tasty.
wtf
Mamma Cass fever-dream.
Anyone want to guess what's in the bowl?
Gravy
Barbecue sauce?
Is it a rotten pile of partially digested, maggot infested monkey brains?
Salad?
monkey brains? I think you tried too hard. You should have simply ended it with rancid milk and cheerios
Insignificance and shattered dreams? Keep it positive!
if thats ur meal it can only be one thing, Ranch Dressing
Plantshit's brain? Oh wait, element already said that...
Plantshit's brain is an oxymoron.
where is the diet coke???
I'd try it.
What no ribs?
and oreos and its about perfect
i think the only thing that would improve this pizza is neapolitan icecream
and a can of Stroh's
And free triple bypass surgery
Needs more fillet o fish.
you know what this actually needs? some cheese curds and gravy for a chicken nugget, cheeseburger, poutine pizza... that would be delicious
And a baconator.
and a kfc bowl
pizza you buy in stores sucks, if u make the pizza yourself it taste alot better, according to me.
^One bear steak and crow liver special coming up!
needs pie.
What kind of pie? I'm thinking Strawberry Rhubarb.
bacon pie.
...
*drools*
http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/menu.html
Third picture down on the left.
amazing..
you mean the "tasty" one? god smerf stop obsessing about penises!
This looks fucking amazing.
you can almost see the reflection of vicsin lunging in that ceramic pot
*Shudders*
Yeah, like you guys wouldn't eat this.
after a couple of doobs,i would
i think vicsin wold call this a clif bar
wood^
would^
hat trick failure
hahaha...holy crap//...thats some bad spelling
thats fucking dog food
strange...I am human and can eat all of that and gain more weight from a few beers than this delicous looking pizza.
no joke.