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Plane vs Bird

I'd say the bird wins.

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Comments to Plane vs Bird

  • Buddychrist75
    K-Billy says:

    Man, it took a while for that bird to clear out of the system.

    2007-06-21T06:08:05Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      just like KFC

      2007-06-21T15:23:58Z
    • 16x16

      I thought it was gonna blow up.

      2007-06-21T21:51:34Z
    • A_great_white

      a little too long in my opinion
      i suspect fowl play

      2007-06-21T22:37:07Z
    • Newclaude

      Fuck you ramb0. I'm flipping you the bird.

      2007-06-21T22:57:55Z
  • 48x48

    ummmm bird

    2007-06-21T06:09:10Z
    • 16x16
      JimPanse says:

      ummmm hamburger meat

      2007-06-21T13:34:46Z
  • Avatarxxx
    kat3126 says:

    can you imagine sitting on that plane watching the engine doing that...time to change the underwear

    2007-06-21T06:13:12Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Exactly what I was thinking.

      2007-06-21T06:23:22Z
    • 16x16
      newYorker says:

      my friend told me he seen that once on his way from buffalo ny to brit and he said whan he saw that he did shit himself and even started a scene they had a bitch to get hi to chill out

      2007-06-21T09:34:44Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      only cowards shit there pants.

      2007-06-21T12:13:50Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      animals shit their pants(figuratively speaking) when they're trying to flee. it's nature

      2007-06-21T12:18:21Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i'm shitting my pants right now

      2007-06-21T15:25:15Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      what are you running from? or are you having some private time with he misses?

      2007-06-21T15:30:01Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *the

      2007-06-21T15:30:24Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      do you know what i have now?

      2007-06-21T16:59:49Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      vic...neither, just shittin my pants. and plantshit, i'm scared to ask

      2007-06-21T17:15:00Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      oh !

      2007-06-21T17:25:58Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      well ..?? what do u have?

      2007-06-21T17:34:02Z
    • Avatarxxx
      kat3126 says:

      you had to ask?

      2007-06-21T17:36:46Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      probably a bellybutton filled with semen..

      2007-06-21T17:58:13Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      i had an erection

      2007-06-21T18:11:14Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      then i put whipped cream on it right before i cum.

      2007-06-21T18:11:41Z
    • Avatar

      Vic, you were only about a minute late on your guess.

      2007-06-21T18:15:22Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      Just kidding....i got an job!

      2007-06-21T18:15:46Z
    • Avatar

      Glory hole work isn't actually all that glorious, Plantshit. Just to give you a heads up (no pun intended).

      2007-06-21T18:17:26Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      does your work involve killing bears? (i had to ask, gimme a break)

      2007-06-21T18:23:58Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      its not just a job its a good job with good pay.

      2007-06-22T11:57:28Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      when i get vacation i thinking of visit New York...that will be awesome i think.

      2007-06-22T12:06:41Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      congradulations plantshit!!! good for u...just try not to kill your new boss or anything

      2007-06-22T12:52:24Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      and plantshit...don't tell your new boss about muchosucko....he will think you're crazy

      2007-06-22T12:53:18Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      i think he is a member

      2007-06-22T13:02:56Z
  • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
    TiredGuy says:

    The bird wins? You think it came out OK from that?

    2007-06-21T06:22:07Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      he called me yesterday to let me know he's fine. it didn't hurt much.

      2007-06-21T12:18:54Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      its UFO not a bird.

      2007-06-21T17:01:28Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    the engine had a bit of gas after eating such a spicy bird.

    2007-06-21T06:34:42Z
    • Avatarxxx
      kat3126 says:

      had the same problem with an ex

      2007-06-21T17:38:36Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Eating a spicy bird, is that like going down on a Mexican chick?

      2007-06-21T19:10:22Z
    • Cooteye
      zpyro4035 says:

      no, indian chick. going down on a mexican chick is eating a lazy, unemployed fence hopping bird

      2007-06-22T00:35:14Z
  • Mn2
    Soah says:

    that thing started doing that before the bird was in front of it.

    2007-06-21T06:59:52Z
  • Rc_cgummybeartrap
    Starrsky says:

    I saw that once...in star wars episode one when anikin is entering the pod races and one of the robots got sucked into the engine and then popped right out....no biggie

    2007-06-21T07:42:14Z
  • 48x48

    safest way to travel my ass! you hit a bird with your cat you might have to call a repair shop not fall out of the fucking sky

    2007-06-21T08:35:44Z
    • Swirls_resize

      You drive your cat? You take it to a repair shop to fix it when you hit birds? Nice work!

      2007-06-21T11:18:10Z
    • Zxdsdf
      bombass says:

      LMFAO... disreguard the post below...

      2007-06-22T07:12:26Z
    • Avatarxxx
      kat3126 says:

      why what have you got against me

      2007-06-22T13:37:09Z
  • Evo_75
    EVoLVeR says:

    in a documentary i saw that the engines of a plane have to stand multiple bird hits. i tests, they shoot frozen chickens into the engines with a cannon. about every second one i think

    2007-06-21T10:27:32Z
    • Cooteye
      zpyro4035 says:

      I've never heard anybody call Mythbusters a documentary

      2007-06-22T00:36:14Z
    • Evo_75
      EVoLVeR says:

      it was not on mythbusters but "welt der wunder" (world of wonders), a german weekly documentary

      2007-06-22T00:41:39Z
    • Zxdsdf
      bombass says:

      LMFAO

      2007-06-22T07:11:27Z
  • 48x48
    Bumfuckio says:

    I wanna see what was going on inside the plane too...

    2007-06-21T10:58:01Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      you mean the couple in the toilet?

      2007-06-21T12:23:27Z
    • 16x16
      Bumfuckio says:

      I think that bird hit the toilet first

      2007-06-21T16:09:33Z
  • Untitled-2
    peener says:

    obviously trained by al qaeda

    2007-06-21T15:07:53Z
    • 16x16
      toastieman says:

      "No, Abdul! Throw the jihadding chicken out the window just BEFORE we fly into the Pentagon!"

      2007-06-21T16:05:24Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      All birds should be on the no-fly list.

      2007-06-21T16:40:02Z
  • 48x48
    junebugg says:

    why dont they have a wire cover or somthing in place for that?

    2007-06-21T16:49:13Z
    • 16x16
      BrickTop says:

      I think the bird would get stuck on the wire because of the sucking force of the engines, and it would just
      1. get sucked through the wires or
      2. seriously hinder the engines performance by blocking the airflow.

      2007-06-21T17:01:14Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      As opposed to having the engine fail and spurt fire, which is great for performance.

      2007-06-21T19:11:30Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      LOL

      2007-06-22T05:04:22Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    reminds me of that video of that dude who apparently lived after getting sucked through a jet engine.. seems totally impossible to me

    2007-06-21T16:59:09Z
    • Parabellumirritant

      Only his helmet got sucked off! Lucky bugger.

      2007-06-21T17:22:49Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      no man the one i saw appeared like the whole guy got suckdiddly-ucked in..and the voiceover guy even said he did

      2007-06-21T17:32:05Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      shit wasnt it on this hellish hellhole of a sight??

      2007-06-21T17:32:57Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      what sight?
      oooh you mean this site? yeah it was, a long time ago. and i agree with it sounding impossible.. he had to hit the fanblades, right?

      2007-06-21T18:00:28Z
    • 16x16
      toastieman says:

      Uh, jet engines have multiple rows of fanblades plus a temp of up to 800 degrees C. Maybe Clark Kent could do it...this should start up a nice superhero debate.

      2007-06-21T18:18:38Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      but if superman did it, the plane wouldn't have stayed in the air..

      2007-06-21T18:25:06Z
    • 16x16
      toastieman says:

      Superman would have felt just awful and taken the place of the fucked-up engine

      2007-06-21T18:33:40Z
    • Cooteye
      zpyro4035 says:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_gpPbpONK4

      vid of guy getting sucked into engine

      2007-06-22T00:48:31Z
  • Newclaude

    GO OUTBOARD #1! COME ON BABY!

    2007-06-21T22:59:15Z
    • Not_guilty

      I think you mean starboard engine, it can't be outboard when there's only one there. Picky I know, but what the hell.

      2007-06-21T23:14:48Z
    • Newclaude

      Okay, Mr. Picky, last time I checked, "Starboard" was on the right. I was referring to the "Port" engine; the only one that was getting the jet in the air.

      2007-06-22T01:46:46Z
  • 48x48

    I can't believe you douche bags actually take the time to upload avatars. LOL You guys are losers

    2007-06-22T04:47:51Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Don't be jealous...just Google for "asspilot" and you'll be on your way.

      2007-06-22T05:05:32Z
    • Klf_avatar__75x75_

      I get the feeling you tried to upload one, failed and now must ridicule others who succeeded. Isn't Freud a bitch?

      2007-06-22T05:19:50Z
    • Coo
      Mothh says:

      You just typed in www.muchosucko.com, then clicked on a link that said "plane vs bird." I can't imagine you have a whole lotta shit to do.

      2007-06-22T10:27:16Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      hahahahaha

      2007-06-22T13:32:49Z
Yak
posted June 21, 2007
by yak

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