my friend told me he seen that once on his way from buffalo ny to brit and he said whan he saw that he did shit himself and even started a scene they had a bitch to get hi to chill out
I saw that once...in star wars episode one when anikin is entering the pod races and one of the robots got sucked into the engine and then popped right out....no biggie
in a documentary i saw that the engines of a plane have to stand multiple bird hits. i tests, they shoot frozen chickens into the engines with a cannon. about every second one i think
I think the bird would get stuck on the wire because of the sucking force of the engines, and it would just
1. get sucked through the wires or
2. seriously hinder the engines performance by blocking the airflow.
Uh, jet engines have multiple rows of fanblades plus a temp of up to 800 degrees C. Maybe Clark Kent could do it...this should start up a nice superhero debate.
Okay, Mr. Picky, last time I checked, "Starboard" was on the right. I was referring to the "Port" engine; the only one that was getting the jet in the air.
Comments to Plane vs Bird
Man, it took a while for that bird to clear out of the system.
just like KFC
I thought it was gonna blow up.
a little too long in my opinion
i suspect fowl play
Fuck you ramb0. I'm flipping you the bird.
ummmm bird
ummmm hamburger meat
can you imagine sitting on that plane watching the engine doing that...time to change the underwear
Exactly what I was thinking.
my friend told me he seen that once on his way from buffalo ny to brit and he said whan he saw that he did shit himself and even started a scene they had a bitch to get hi to chill out
only cowards shit there pants.
animals shit their pants(figuratively speaking) when they're trying to flee. it's nature
i'm shitting my pants right now
what are you running from? or are you having some private time with he misses?
*the
do you know what i have now?
vic...neither, just shittin my pants. and plantshit, i'm scared to ask
oh !
well ..?? what do u have?
you had to ask?
probably a bellybutton filled with semen..
i had an erection
then i put whipped cream on it right before i cum.
Vic, you were only about a minute late on your guess.
Just kidding....i got an job!
Glory hole work isn't actually all that glorious, Plantshit. Just to give you a heads up (no pun intended).
does your work involve killing bears? (i had to ask, gimme a break)
its not just a job its a good job with good pay.
when i get vacation i thinking of visit New York...that will be awesome i think.
congradulations plantshit!!! good for u...just try not to kill your new boss or anything
and plantshit...don't tell your new boss about muchosucko....he will think you're crazy
i think he is a member
The bird wins? You think it came out OK from that?
he called me yesterday to let me know he's fine. it didn't hurt much.
its UFO not a bird.
the engine had a bit of gas after eating such a spicy bird.
had the same problem with an ex
Eating a spicy bird, is that like going down on a Mexican chick?
no, indian chick. going down on a mexican chick is eating a lazy, unemployed fence hopping bird
that thing started doing that before the bird was in front of it.
no?
I saw that once...in star wars episode one when anikin is entering the pod races and one of the robots got sucked into the engine and then popped right out....no biggie
safest way to travel my ass! you hit a bird with your cat you might have to call a repair shop not fall out of the fucking sky
You drive your cat? You take it to a repair shop to fix it when you hit birds? Nice work!
LMFAO... disreguard the post below...
why what have you got against me
in a documentary i saw that the engines of a plane have to stand multiple bird hits. i tests, they shoot frozen chickens into the engines with a cannon. about every second one i think
I've never heard anybody call Mythbusters a documentary
it was not on mythbusters but "welt der wunder" (world of wonders), a german weekly documentary
LMFAO
I wanna see what was going on inside the plane too...
you mean the couple in the toilet?
I think that bird hit the toilet first
obviously trained by al qaeda
"No, Abdul! Throw the jihadding chicken out the window just BEFORE we fly into the Pentagon!"
All birds should be on the no-fly list.
why dont they have a wire cover or somthing in place for that?
I think the bird would get stuck on the wire because of the sucking force of the engines, and it would just
1. get sucked through the wires or
2. seriously hinder the engines performance by blocking the airflow.
As opposed to having the engine fail and spurt fire, which is great for performance.
LOL
reminds me of that video of that dude who apparently lived after getting sucked through a jet engine.. seems totally impossible to me
Only his helmet got sucked off! Lucky bugger.
no man the one i saw appeared like the whole guy got suckdiddly-ucked in..and the voiceover guy even said he did
shit wasnt it on this hellish hellhole of a sight??
what sight?
oooh you mean this site? yeah it was, a long time ago. and i agree with it sounding impossible.. he had to hit the fanblades, right?
Uh, jet engines have multiple rows of fanblades plus a temp of up to 800 degrees C. Maybe Clark Kent could do it...this should start up a nice superhero debate.
but if superman did it, the plane wouldn't have stayed in the air..
Superman would have felt just awful and taken the place of the fucked-up engine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_gpPbpONK4
vid of guy getting sucked into engine
GO OUTBOARD #1! COME ON BABY!
I think you mean starboard engine, it can't be outboard when there's only one there. Picky I know, but what the hell.
Okay, Mr. Picky, last time I checked, "Starboard" was on the right. I was referring to the "Port" engine; the only one that was getting the jet in the air.
I can't believe you douche bags actually take the time to upload avatars. LOL You guys are losers
Don't be jealous...just Google for "asspilot" and you'll be on your way.
I get the feeling you tried to upload one, failed and now must ridicule others who succeeded. Isn't Freud a bitch?
You just typed in www.muchosucko.com, then clicked on a link that said "plane vs bird." I can't imagine you have a whole lotta shit to do.
hahahahaha