Good call, DeadKennedys. I was misled by the coverall taxonomy and failed to consider the euripterid sub-family of megalograptus. Oh, and Wank-me... Nah, nah!
and this is why i dont leave our country there is some prehistoric shit still wandering around and i have no to die by lobster or crab or any other animal i pick out of a tank and have boiled
i think i've seen a show of this guy on NGC or DC, about prehistoric seacreatures, a bit like "walking with dinosaurs" show.
the funny thing is, this was the first scene i saw of it, when he picked it out of the shallow water, i was really wondering if that thing was real, because i already thought it looked prehistoric..
my lilleput citizien in my pubes have defeated the evil crabs and now control half of the pubic area. Soon the war against the stingrays will begin to conquer all the pubes.
Comments to Plantshits Crabs
Lmao!
why, did you look in the mirror?
It a lobster dumbass
no way in hell is that a lobster
I dont care what it is, it looks delicious
Giant crab lice as a meal? Yummy!
fellas... its FAKE
Um, are you sure morph... Looks pretty damn real to me.
Who cares...boil and serve with a side of garlic butter.
Escapee from the Silurian Period. That may be an example of a Eurypterid, specifically Eurypterus remipes. Sorry...my geek leaked.
Your boring spilled all over the fucking place.
FatPat, This is called the [Megalograptus Ohioensis].
^good fucking find.
I want to eat it.
I would like to eat you...
Good call, DeadKennedys. I was misled by the coverall taxonomy and failed to consider the euripterid sub-family of megalograptus. Oh, and Wank-me... Nah, nah!
Kill Him! Kill! Kill! Kill Him!
m. night shamalan presents...the ocean
psst... you spelled his name wrong... it's m night shenanigan :(
hahaha
Har Har Harrrrr
shenaningan franican frightful
no i think its m night shittymovieman.
No, it's M. Night Shutthefuckup.
Cloverfield!
nice!
THANKS... FUCKING RUINED!
is cloverfield the name of the monster :S?
No, his name is William
...that retard that likes to wear dresses?
No, thats Invalid
Not even napalm victims in 'nam got burned that bad
gimme a break, erasers can burn worse than that.
Give yourself a pat on the back Dickie...it's the effort that counts...
oh yeh, let me guess... My brothers buddies unit in Iraq... blah blah blah. Blow up Iraq again... etc etc.
and this is why i dont leave our country there is some prehistoric shit still wandering around and i have no to die by lobster or crab or any other animal i pick out of a tank and have boiled
have no need to die
there is a button, it's called reply, fucktard!
It looks more like a Craw fish after a nuclear blast attack.
i was thinking crawdad or something like that, but didn't feel like looking it up
Looks like your crawmom to me!
camel spider of the sea
Real!
FAKE!
neither!!!
both!!!
Imagine stepping on that in the ocean
Imagine a night you finally don't post... can't wait.
Yes.
Dik has these things. He's tried special shampoos, medicine, exterminators. Nothing seems to work.
Sorry Dik. Kirk made me say it.
Real/True.
real
I wonder what kind of lobster this is. I would like to know more about it.
..Like how good it tastes.
well the only way to know is to catch one but that means you have to go fishing in diks pants, do you really want to go there?
that guy looks pretty comfortable holding this abohrrent behemoth. Good thing it's fake however, called Megaloraptus and lived 450 mio years ago.
*Megalograptus
Awesome
Damn, how can you tell?[that it's fake]
look at his hat. way too trendy to date back 400 million years, dead giveaway.
i think i've seen a show of this guy on NGC or DC, about prehistoric seacreatures, a bit like "walking with dinosaurs" show.
the funny thing is, this was the first scene i saw of it, when he picked it out of the shallow water, i was really wondering if that thing was real, because i already thought it looked prehistoric..
my lilleput citizien in my pubes have defeated the evil crabs and now control half of the pubic area. Soon the war against the stingrays will begin to conquer all the pubes.
you have a stingray infestation in your pubes?
common now, who hasnt gone to take a piss and have a 3 foot sea monster fall out of your pubes?
go let your mother read my comment again if you cant read for yourself.
this one's going on the quote list.
both of them please
making the list this time vic?...
good . He's solid gold lately
Wait... did you guys post the list somewheres?
Yeah, vic should have it on his "Last 10 submitted"
Holy shit yak got fucking pwn3d.
Damn, that's fucking huge.
anyone who thinks this is real is a dumbshit