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Plantshits Crabs

Plantshit was gone due to a mild case of the crabs.

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Comments to Plantshits Crabs

  • Mypenis
    Donovan says:

    Lmao!

    2008-01-12T05:18:47Z
    • 16x16

      why, did you look in the mirror?

      2008-01-12T05:23:01Z
    • 16x16
      KJELL says:

      It a lobster dumbass

      2008-01-12T05:54:02Z
    • 16x16
      Trey says:

      no way in hell is that a lobster

      2008-01-12T06:23:59Z
    • Big-balls
      Agent-G says:

      I dont care what it is, it looks delicious

      2008-01-12T07:15:43Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Giant crab lice as a meal? Yummy!

      2008-01-12T07:58:14Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      fellas... its FAKE

      2008-01-12T09:48:17Z
    • Cactuar

      Um, are you sure morph... Looks pretty damn real to me.

      2008-01-12T10:44:34Z
    • 16x16
      Delilah says:

      Who cares...boil and serve with a side of garlic butter.

      2008-01-12T11:52:56Z
    • Che_griffin_copy_1
      FatPat says:

      Escapee from the Silurian Period. That may be an example of a Eurypterid, specifically Eurypterus remipes. Sorry...my geek leaked.

      2008-01-12T12:25:23Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Your boring spilled all over the fucking place.

      2008-01-12T14:28:57Z
    • Cactuar

      FatPat, This is called the [Megalograptus Ohioensis].

      2008-01-12T14:58:45Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      ^good fucking find.

      2008-01-12T17:07:55Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      I want to eat it.

      2008-01-13T03:01:07Z
    • 1sittduckbasrel
      cutter says:

      I would like to eat you...

      2008-01-13T03:04:54Z
    • Che_griffin_copy_1
      FatPat says:

      Good call, DeadKennedys. I was misled by the coverall taxonomy and failed to consider the euripterid sub-family of megalograptus. Oh, and Wank-me... Nah, nah!

      2008-01-19T13:00:22Z
  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    Kill Him! Kill! Kill! Kill Him!

    2008-01-12T05:23:09Z
  • Iloveeg
    ilovepants says:

    m. night shamalan presents...the ocean

    2008-01-12T05:31:41Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      psst... you spelled his name wrong... it's m night shenanigan :(

      2008-01-12T10:02:08Z
    • 16x16
      Delilah says:

      hahaha

      2008-01-12T11:53:29Z
    • Lepprntava

      Har Har Harrrrr

      2008-01-12T23:48:19Z
    • 00
      Hoodrunner says:

      shenaningan franican frightful

      2008-01-13T00:37:04Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      no i think its m night shittymovieman.

      2008-01-13T09:05:43Z
    • Bukowski2

      No, it's M. Night Shutthefuckup.

      2008-01-13T09:16:55Z
  • Newclaude

    Cloverfield!

    2008-01-12T05:42:54Z
    • 16x16

      nice!

      2008-01-12T06:41:11Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      THANKS... FUCKING RUINED!

      2008-01-12T14:41:51Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      is cloverfield the name of the monster :S?

      2008-01-12T17:08:22Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      No, his name is William

      2008-01-12T19:19:18Z
    • Phpt90vgx_c1pm
      invalid says:

      ...that retard that likes to wear dresses?

      2008-01-12T19:54:56Z
    • Lepprntava

      No, thats Invalid

      2008-01-12T23:48:37Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Not even napalm victims in 'nam got burned that bad

      2008-01-12T23:55:14Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      gimme a break, erasers can burn worse than that.

      2008-01-13T09:07:35Z
    • Phpt90vgx_c1pm
      invalid says:

      Give yourself a pat on the back Dickie...it's the effort that counts...

      2008-01-13T16:25:29Z
  • Stopposting2
    fastmx5 says:

    oh yeh, let me guess... My brothers buddies unit in Iraq... blah blah blah. Blow up Iraq again... etc etc.

    2008-01-12T05:48:36Z
  • 48x48

    and this is why i dont leave our country there is some prehistoric shit still wandering around and i have no to die by lobster or crab or any other animal i pick out of a tank and have boiled

    2008-01-12T06:18:21Z
  • 48x48

    have no need to die

    2008-01-12T06:19:21Z
    • Moto-avatar
      Stallan says:

      there is a button, it's called reply, fucktard!

      2008-01-12T06:28:04Z
  • Weed_syke
    markiemark says:

    It looks more like a Craw fish after a nuclear blast attack.

    2008-01-12T06:45:35Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      i was thinking crawdad or something like that, but didn't feel like looking it up

      2008-01-12T10:03:10Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Looks like your crawmom to me!

      2008-01-12T14:29:47Z
  • Big-balls
    Agent-G says:

    camel spider of the sea

    2008-01-12T07:16:17Z
  • 48x48
    Godzilla says:

    Real!

    2008-01-12T08:00:25Z
    • Yes_yes_eyes
      Walty says:

      FAKE!

      2008-01-12T14:41:54Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      neither!!!

      2008-01-12T16:43:45Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      both!!!

      2008-01-13T08:59:08Z
  • 48x48

    Imagine stepping on that in the ocean

    2008-01-12T09:42:10Z
    • 16x16

      Imagine a night you finally don't post... can't wait.

      2008-01-12T12:41:54Z
    • Bukowski2

      Yes.

      2008-01-12T12:46:45Z
  • Bukowski2

    Dik has these things. He's tried special shampoos, medicine, exterminators. Nothing seems to work.

    Sorry Dik. Kirk made me say it.

    2008-01-12T10:17:56Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      Real/True.

      2008-01-12T16:34:10Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      real

      2008-01-12T21:37:08Z
  • Cactuar

    I wonder what kind of lobster this is. I would like to know more about it.

    2008-01-12T10:46:36Z
    • Cactuar

      ..Like how good it tastes.

      2008-01-12T14:50:28Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      well the only way to know is to catch one but that means you have to go fishing in diks pants, do you really want to go there?

      2008-01-13T09:10:54Z
  • Avatar
    Catch-22 says:

    that guy looks pretty comfortable holding this abohrrent behemoth. Good thing it's fake however, called Megaloraptus and lived 450 mio years ago.

    2008-01-12T12:30:44Z
    • Avatar
      Catch-22 says:

      *Megalograptus

      2008-01-12T12:33:15Z
    • 16x16

      Awesome

      2008-01-12T12:43:11Z
    • Cactuar

      Damn, how can you tell?[that it's fake]

      2008-01-12T14:51:23Z
    • Avatar
      Catch-22 says:

      look at his hat. way too trendy to date back 400 million years, dead giveaway.

      2008-01-12T15:31:45Z
  • Bizarre
    Victorious says:

    i think i've seen a show of this guy on NGC or DC, about prehistoric seacreatures, a bit like "walking with dinosaurs" show.
    the funny thing is, this was the first scene i saw of it, when he picked it out of the shallow water, i was really wondering if that thing was real, because i already thought it looked prehistoric..

    2008-01-12T17:12:12Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    my lilleput citizien in my pubes have defeated the evil crabs and now control half of the pubic area. Soon the war against the stingrays will begin to conquer all the pubes.

    2008-01-12T17:29:45Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      you have a stingray infestation in your pubes?

      2008-01-12T17:46:33Z
    • Adffddsfa
      endo says:

      common now, who hasnt gone to take a piss and have a 3 foot sea monster fall out of your pubes?

      2008-01-12T17:59:30Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      go let your mother read my comment again if you cant read for yourself.

      2008-01-12T17:59:38Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      this one's going on the quote list.

      2008-01-12T18:01:59Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      both of them please

      2008-01-12T19:28:57Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      making the list this time vic?...
      good . He's solid gold lately

      2008-01-12T21:38:04Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Wait... did you guys post the list somewheres?

      2008-01-12T23:57:40Z
    • Lepprntava

      Yeah, vic should have it on his "Last 10 submitted"

      2008-01-13T00:23:13Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Holy shit yak got fucking pwn3d.

      2008-01-13T02:28:40Z
  • 28

    Damn, that's fucking huge.

    2008-01-13T02:32:49Z
  • 48x48

    anyone who thinks this is real is a dumbshit

    2008-01-13T08:36:50Z
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posted January 12, 2008