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Plantshit was gone due to a mild case of the crabs.

Plantshits Crabs

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Comments to Plantshits Crabs

  • Donovan
    Donovan 2008-01-12T05:18:47Z says:

    Lmao!

    • robo-big-balls
      robo-big-balls 2008-01-12T05:23:01Z says:

      why, did you look in the mirror?

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2008-01-12T05:54:02Z says:

      It a lobster dumbass

    • Trey
      Trey 2008-01-12T06:23:59Z says:

      no way in hell is that a lobster

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-01-12T07:15:43Z says:

      I dont care what it is, it looks delicious

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-01-12T07:58:14Z says:

      Giant crab lice as a meal? Yummy!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-01-12T09:48:17Z says:

      fellas... its FAKE

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-01-12T10:44:34Z says:

      Um, are you sure morph... Looks pretty damn real to me.

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2008-01-12T11:52:56Z says:

      Who cares...boil and serve with a side of garlic butter.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-01-12T12:25:23Z says:

      Escapee from the Silurian Period. That may be an example of a Eurypterid, specifically Eurypterus remipes. Sorry...my geek leaked.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-01-12T14:28:57Z says:

      Your boring spilled all over the fucking place.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-01-12T14:58:45Z says:

      FatPat, This is called the [Megalograptus Ohioensis].

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-12T17:07:55Z says:

      ^good fucking find.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-13T03:01:07Z says:

      I want to eat it.

    • cutter
      cutter 2008-01-13T03:04:54Z says:

      I would like to eat you...

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-01-19T13:00:22Z says:

      Good call, DeadKennedys. I was misled by the coverall taxonomy and failed to consider the euripterid sub-family of megalograptus. Oh, and Wank-me... Nah, nah!

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-01-12T05:23:09Z says:

    Kill Him! Kill! Kill! Kill Him!

  • ilovepants
    ilovepants 2008-01-12T05:31:41Z says:

    m. night shamalan presents...the ocean

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-01-12T10:02:08Z says:

      psst... you spelled his name wrong... it's m night shenanigan :(

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2008-01-12T11:53:29Z says:

      hahaha

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-01-12T23:48:19Z says:

      Har Har Harrrrr

    • Hoodrunner
      Hoodrunner 2008-01-13T00:37:04Z says:

      shenaningan franican frightful

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-13T09:05:43Z says:

      no i think its m night shittymovieman.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-13T09:16:55Z says:

      No, it's M. Night Shutthefuckup.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-01-12T05:42:54Z says:

    Cloverfield!

    • gameshot911
      gameshot911 2008-01-12T06:41:11Z says:

      nice!

    • yak
      yak 2008-01-12T14:41:51Z says:

      THANKS... FUCKING RUINED!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-12T17:08:22Z says:

      is cloverfield the name of the monster :S?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-01-12T19:19:18Z says:

      No, his name is William

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-01-12T19:54:56Z says:

      ...that retard that likes to wear dresses?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-01-12T23:48:37Z says:

      No, thats Invalid

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-01-12T23:55:14Z says:

      Not even napalm victims in 'nam got burned that bad

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-13T09:07:35Z says:

      gimme a break, erasers can burn worse than that.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-01-13T16:25:29Z says:

      Give yourself a pat on the back Dickie...it's the effort that counts...

  • fastmx5
    fastmx5 2008-01-12T05:48:36Z says:

    oh yeh, let me guess... My brothers buddies unit in Iraq... blah blah blah. Blow up Iraq again... etc etc.

  • Neverstop38
    Neverstop38 2008-01-12T06:18:21Z says:

    and this is why i dont leave our country there is some prehistoric shit still wandering around and i have no to die by lobster or crab or any other animal i pick out of a tank and have boiled

  • Neverstop38
    Neverstop38 2008-01-12T06:19:21Z says:

    have no need to die

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-01-12T06:28:04Z says:

      there is a button, it's called reply, fucktard!

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2008-01-12T06:45:35Z says:

    It looks more like a Craw fish after a nuclear blast attack.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-01-12T10:03:10Z says:

      i was thinking crawdad or something like that, but didn't feel like looking it up

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-01-12T14:29:47Z says:

      Looks like your crawmom to me!

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-01-12T07:16:17Z says:

    camel spider of the sea

  • Godzilla
    Godzilla 2008-01-12T08:00:25Z says:

    Real!

    • Walty
      Walty 2008-01-12T14:41:54Z says:

      FAKE!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-01-12T16:43:45Z says:

      neither!!!

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-13T08:59:08Z says:

      both!!!

  • Quick_draw21
    Quick_draw21 2008-01-12T09:42:10Z says:

    Imagine stepping on that in the ocean

    • CervicalCancer
      CervicalCancer 2008-01-12T12:41:54Z says:

      Imagine a night you finally don't post... can't wait.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-12T12:46:45Z says:

      Yes.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-01-12T10:17:56Z says:

    Dik has these things. He's tried special shampoos, medicine, exterminators. Nothing seems to work.

    Sorry Dik. Kirk made me say it.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-01-12T16:34:10Z says:

      Real/True.

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-12T21:37:08Z says:

      real

  • -DeadKennedys-
    -DeadKennedys- 2008-01-12T10:46:36Z says:

    I wonder what kind of lobster this is. I would like to know more about it.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-01-12T14:50:28Z says:

      ..Like how good it tastes.

    • killakill
      killakill 2008-01-13T09:10:54Z says:

      well the only way to know is to catch one but that means you have to go fishing in diks pants, do you really want to go there?

  • Catch-22
    Catch-22 2008-01-12T12:30:44Z says:

    that guy looks pretty comfortable holding this abohrrent behemoth. Good thing it's fake however, called Megaloraptus and lived 450 mio years ago.

    • Catch-22
      Catch-22 2008-01-12T12:33:15Z says:

      *Megalograptus

    • CervicalCancer
      CervicalCancer 2008-01-12T12:43:11Z says:

      Awesome

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-01-12T14:51:23Z says:

      Damn, how can you tell?[that it's fake]

    • Catch-22
      Catch-22 2008-01-12T15:31:45Z says:

      look at his hat. way too trendy to date back 400 million years, dead giveaway.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2008-01-12T17:12:12Z says:

    i think i've seen a show of this guy on NGC or DC, about prehistoric seacreatures, a bit like "walking with dinosaurs" show.
    the funny thing is, this was the first scene i saw of it, when he picked it out of the shallow water, i was really wondering if that thing was real, because i already thought it looked prehistoric..

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-01-12T17:29:45Z says:

    my lilleput citizien in my pubes have defeated the evil crabs and now control half of the pubic area. Soon the war against the stingrays will begin to conquer all the pubes.

    • yak
      yak 2008-01-12T17:46:33Z says:

      you have a stingray infestation in your pubes?

    • endo
      endo 2008-01-12T17:59:30Z says:

      common now, who hasnt gone to take a piss and have a 3 foot sea monster fall out of your pubes?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-01-12T17:59:38Z says:

      go let your mother read my comment again if you cant read for yourself.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-12T18:01:59Z says:

      this one's going on the quote list.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-01-12T19:28:57Z says:

      both of them please

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-12T21:38:04Z says:

      making the list this time vic?...
      good . He's solid gold lately

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-01-12T23:57:40Z says:

      Wait... did you guys post the list somewheres?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-01-13T00:23:13Z says:

      Yeah, vic should have it on his "Last 10 submitted"

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-01-13T02:28:40Z says:

      Holy shit yak got fucking pwn3d.

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-01-13T02:32:49Z says:

    Damn, that's fucking huge.

  • squirtle815
    squirtle815 2008-01-13T08:36:50Z says:

    anyone who thinks this is real is a dumbshit

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posted January 12, 2008

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