Why is it illegal to drive around naked? If someone was naked in an R.V. while it was moving would that be illegal? For all that cop knew he could just have been shirtless. Apparently he had been arrested for this in the past, but he could just be shirtless this time.
dik took my last name! I'm the man in this relationship. I've fucked worse. Now dik get your ass in the kitchen and wash the dishes before I slap your ass.
it means im a bit disappointed at you being a married gay man as it seems. but whenever dik start nagging you call me up we will go have a drink or something.
Hey let's not get ahead of ourselves. If dik doesn't start putting some effort into this relationship, he's gonna be divorced for the second time. Besides if he doesn't lose some weight then I'm gonna have to move onto greener pastures. Hows the weather in Texas?
cheekycov, i know it hurts my mom dumped you because of your skinny and short penis, but i know you guys still like each other, maybe i can talk to my mom about this matter, but you should promise not to clean your nose with your shirt sleeve either ok?
good boy
good boy
Comments to Police Arrest A Naked "Celebrity"
Fuck the firsties.
Your just saving your ass from getting banned.
hahaha LSD you fag
hahaha dik you queer
Hahahaha, blow me, pig.
hahahaha, you all suck bitches,
and i am awesome
And you suck dudes, you are awesome.
Haha, eat me
sold! to me.
Why is it illegal to drive around naked? If someone was naked in an R.V. while it was moving would that be illegal? For all that cop knew he could just have been shirtless. Apparently he had been arrested for this in the past, but he could just be shirtless this time.
it`s america
Exactly.
Irish this is america, love it or get the fuck out you terrorist!
Iranian, you may suck my dick now.
thank you sir, my pleasure,
.............
ohhh that you call a dick??
lol
I usually call it The Pulsating Pleasure Probe.
Anyways, I changed my mind. You MAY NOT suck my dick.
I am a terrorist, for halloween I will terrorize all the trick-or-treaters. Am I off to Guantanamo now?
Just cause we know your name here Hank, does not make you a celebrity.
I'm sorry, I don't have time to give you an autograph right now.
*bodyguard brushes xyzq aside like he's sweeping garbage off the sidewalk*
nice ass there Hank
i'll hit you too
and THEN you become a celebrity
You don't have the equipment to hit a squirrel.
A black squirrel mind you
What are you racist, Dick?
Hey, I didn't mean black squirrel like a BLACK squirrel, I meant like a black squirrel.
Admit it Dik. You meant a negro squirrel.
^Racist
Where?
over there beside the jews, the fags and the retards
ill bet he was gonna sign the autograph with his knob
i do
Did you just marry someone dik?
*throws rice*
*ties tin cans to back of dik's car*
*is drunk at the open bar*
*vomits on rented shoes*
I now pronounce you Mr. and Ms. 1rish1... You may now suck each other off.
gets caught pissing in the parking lot by the mother of the bride.
wait wait, who is bride here?
1rish or dik?
*gets caught watching jamiee pissing under a car...by jamiee*
dik took my last name! I'm the man in this relationship. I've fucked worse. Now dik get your ass in the kitchen and wash the dishes before I slap your ass.
imao
dik listen to your man you bitch!
1rish, beat the shit out of "her" the muslim way if she didnt take the orders immediately,
this has got to be one of the best threads mucho has ever seen.
I wouldn't go that far.
Or even close.
You're talking like a noob, faggymaru.
I've farted better threads than this
Are you a spider, dik?
Spiderdik, spiderdik...
*Turns up late*
Fuck! I thought the times were GMT. Oh well, wheres the bar?
hahaha "faggymaru"... dik those dishes better be clean when I get home. Get off your fat ass and do some house work.
LOL, dik. Wow thaty's too bad
too bad, irish.
Woah, woah, woah, what does that mean Delilah?
Maybe she doesn't mess around with married men? Should have ditched Dik at the altar.
it means im a bit disappointed at you being a married gay man as it seems. but whenever dik start nagging you call me up we will go have a drink or something.
*please excuse my horrible grammar.^^
But she leaves the door open! Definately a result for the irish feller.
Hey let's not get ahead of ourselves. If dik doesn't start putting some effort into this relationship, he's gonna be divorced for the second time. Besides if he doesn't lose some weight then I'm gonna have to move onto greener pastures. Hows the weather in Texas?
98 degrees right now. now hurry up before dik finishes scrubbing up the toilet, and notices you are gone.
Shower up, put on a skirt, get a bottle of something. I'm on the way, sugar tits.
you adulterous bastard, is whisky good?
I feel so left out...
1rish can i take dik after you dump her?
thanks in advance
Driving around naked must be some kind of weird fetish
i like it when women do it,
I don't like it when your mum does it
well, be happy then, cause my mom doesnt do that kind of stuff
Thank fuck for that. Things could get ugly. Like your mum.
She just sits on the corner and waits. The dirty slut.
I sleep naked
I hang glide naked.
mmmnnn im starting to get aroused.. do you shower naked too? sexy
I even eat saur kraut naked
in the shower
cheekycov, i know it hurts my mom dumped you because of your skinny and short penis, but i know you guys still like each other, maybe i can talk to my mom about this matter, but you should promise not to clean your nose with your shirt sleeve either ok?
good boy
good boy
I dumped your mum because she stopped giving me cakes everytime I fucked her. As far as my mum is concerned, I hope you're a clairvoyant.
I want an autograph !
thats me i feel so embarrsed
i really hope that's not your penis
Why do you care?
That is in case his cars falls into the water. He can break out the side window with it and swim to safety.
................
it's creepy hank...just creepy
Just ignore it. It'll go away.
dik, why do you always look at some specific area of men bodies?
im getting suspicious at you
He's cheating on 1rish1
dik says: admin
i really hope that's not your penis
was it that your son told ya last night?
yea, fuk the admin part how the hell did that get there
Maybe he should speak with Jesus
i think his dick was phase shifted because it looked blurry.