Makes me want one of my own for use in a Rube Goldberg machine...or to be used as a possession or belonging like in Raising Arizona, but with less grenades maybe.
Yessssssss!! After watching this thirty times I know I will fall asleep happy tonight. In fact I better go to bed right now so as to not spoil the moment. Thank you MS.
I see it happen at the train station from time to time where some kid is wandering around and someone in a running late hits them at full speed, sending the kid a few metres. Kid usually gets up, balls their eyes out and walks away with a bruise and a lesson in how rough the world can be.
ok, first thought "ok...this video is pretty cool...maybe not the coolest video ever" and then he was all like "pow! right in the kisser, pow! right in the kisser, pow! right in the kisser" and then i was like "yeah...this video is the best video ever.
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
that mother should apologize to that funny dancin guy for possibly hurting his foot and messin up his kicks. at least she should wipe any spit or blood of his nikes. then check on the kid.
It's gonna be a while before they invent cyborg children who require no attention...so until then...don't even form the sentence 'when I do that to my kids...'etc. You see dik, it has to at least be based in the realms of possibility in order to be funny. No woman would ever be foolish or desperate enough to help your genes enter the gene pool.
at least he hit the kid in the face with his calf, not his foot, that kid would need some plastic surgery if she was about a foot back further from him.
What is with parents not watching their kids at events? "Oh hey Timmy I'm gonna go talk to the coach over there at the 50 yd line you stay over here near the end zone...no one will think about trying to score a touchdown right now." That little girl looked like she was pushed into the circle by her dad or something.
Damn... Every time I see that think I need a pair adult diapers to keep from pissing myself. Then I feel slightly bad, until I watch it agian, And laugh my ass off at the possible brain damage of a small child.
Did you ever actually read the disclamer at the front of the site? I'll go ahead and quote it. Ahem; " WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING AT ALL DON'T LOOK AT OUR SITE!"
I don't think this surpasses muchosucko standards - in fact is a very "light" video; you should dig deeper into the vids and pics... and once you stop feeling bad about stupid kids being kicked, then you will be a truly MS member
I'm just saying that is not funny. Thats all, no need to bunch panties. I avoid the guys chopping balls off, beheadings, arm breaking vids, etc. so I guess I am not a true MS Thetan level III.
Der getretene Wurm krümmt sich. So ist es klug. Er verringert damit die Wahrscheinlichkeit, von neuem getreten zu werden. In der Sprache der Moral: Demut.
Thanks. Why didn't I think of that? I was hoping the midget porn compilation I submitted would be on with the other midget clips, but alas, no. And I never submitted 10 seconds of darkness. Just so you know.
Comments to Possibly The Best Video Ever?
"glamorous"
First the kid getting sacked by the football player, and now this? lol you are too good to us MS!
ha ha haa! right in the face.
kid better at flips then that guy!
LMFAO....LMFAO holy shit that was Glamorous!
Makes me want one of my own for use in a Rube Goldberg machine...or to be used as a possession or belonging like in Raising Arizona, but with less grenades maybe.
Boom, headshot???
i enjoyed the stunning backward roll of this infant. shows a great artistic talent.
yea id say so
8.5
I give it a 6.0 she didn't stick the landing.
"aw sheeit..."
Never work with children or Animals.....
7/10 The kid lost a point for fucking up the landing
LMFAO
Little kids should be kept on leashes.
agreed
The sexy bondage kind.
I saw this on the news last night, it really isnt funny.........heh...sorry, I tried to see how long I could say that and keep a straight face.
its not funny the way that kid busted up that guys vibe
territorial behavior of the sparkling wigglius ended in the pummeling of the human calf.
Yessssssss!! After watching this thirty times I know I will fall asleep happy tonight. In fact I better go to bed right now so as to not spoil the moment. Thank you MS.
We wouldn't want you to waste that erection.
Babality! Kids always have the best ragdoll physics, that connection was just so delicious.
Funny thing is, the kid probably isnt hurt at all. At that age they are damn near indestructible.
are you willing to throw your 5 year old cousin off the stairs to prove it? even though they don't break a bone, the kid is still severly damaged..
I see it happen at the train station from time to time where some kid is wandering around and someone in a running late hits them at full speed, sending the kid a few metres. Kid usually gets up, balls their eyes out and walks away with a bruise and a lesson in how rough the world can be.
gettin stabbed or gettin run over by a car could show em how rough the world can be
elchris the more u talk the dumber u sound..
please dont critize me in public dik, im dying to get accepted here. specialy by a canadian like you
How exactly do you know Dik is Canadian?
What? You can't smell the fries and Mayo???
i think it's the moose that're following him around which kind of makes it obvious..
Oh yeah, and here I was watching for high taxes and socialist medicare systems.
ok, first thought "ok...this video is pretty cool...maybe not the coolest video ever" and then he was all like "pow! right in the kisser, pow! right in the kisser, pow! right in the kisser" and then i was like "yeah...this video is the best video ever.
I have not the words to describe my happiness after seeing this video. Whoever found this one has great eye for hilarity! Kudos to you, sir.
she got served!
whammy!
and then we KICK the baby. . .
Don't kick the baby.
Yeah, I thought "this video is OK, but not the best video ever".... but then there was the twist bigger and more unexpected than The Sixth Sense!
That'll teach her mom to watch her kid.
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
Clerks?
hahah proveing that capoeira works
Against a midget.
i hate to say it but aaaaaaaaahahahahaha...i'm going to hell
This is muchosucko. Anyone who enjoys visiting this site is going to hell, almost by definition.
I've called ahead and reserved a table already.
lol
LOL, that was unexpected but made me lol
i hope he didnt hurt his foot
that mother should apologize to that funny dancin guy for possibly hurting his foot and messin up his kicks. at least she should wipe any spit or blood of his nikes. then check on the kid.
Yeah, make sure it's dead.
You try too hard dik. U am not funny...not even by MS standards.
i are so funny
cruel is feeling a bit unappreciated, no one has laughed at his jokes yet.
I wish he would have said "back that shit up, nigga" before kicking the kid out of there.
She hit the X5?
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha wanko
that kid was askin for it....anyway good thing it was wearing a helmet....wait...what?
no, that was his hair, not a helmet.
when i do that to my kids i dont bother dancin ...i call it parenting
lmao...
It's gonna be a while before they invent cyborg children who require no attention...so until then...don't even form the sentence 'when I do that to my kids...'etc. You see dik, it has to at least be based in the realms of possibility in order to be funny. No woman would ever be foolish or desperate enough to help your genes enter the gene pool.
i got her drunk cruella
Poor kid.
Natural selection at work. In generations past this kid probably would have sprinted into a windmill. But damn... this rocked.
senseless ...yet...stupid
at least he hit the kid in the face with his calf, not his foot, that kid would need some plastic surgery if she was about a foot back further from him.
What is with parents not watching their kids at events? "Oh hey Timmy I'm gonna go talk to the coach over there at the 50 yd line you stay over here near the end zone...no one will think about trying to score a touchdown right now." That little girl looked like she was pushed into the circle by her dad or something.
you think this is good, check out the remix
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760007
this is the greatest video of our time
Damn... Every time I see that think I need a pair adult diapers to keep from pissing myself. Then I feel slightly bad, until I watch it agian, And laugh my ass off at the possible brain damage of a small child.
ooooooooo
This is awesome, it's just a shame that they didn't continue recording.
Stupid ass parents should be shot. Nothing funny about this video. Even by muchosucko standards.
Did you ever actually read the disclamer at the front of the site? I'll go ahead and quote it. Ahem; " WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING AT ALL DON'T LOOK AT OUR SITE!"
Why dont you leave.
I don't think this surpasses muchosucko standards - in fact is a very "light" video; you should dig deeper into the vids and pics... and once you stop feeling bad about stupid kids being kicked, then you will be a truly MS member
ya wait till u see a guy chopping off his own balls
I'm just saying that is not funny. Thats all, no need to bunch panties. I avoid the guys chopping balls off, beheadings, arm breaking vids, etc. so I guess I am not a true MS Thetan level III.
i bet you're a young father arent u? too bad for u. eventually they yell and swear....this video is hilarious.
you really have to've seen the guy make chop suey using his balls and a small hatchet, before you join our club.
He probably would have had more control if he wasn't sliding around on the coconut oil.
I almost Lol'd this one.
you didn't reach your climax?
you mean the kid wasnt the break dancer's partner?..i thought the kid busted a great move at the end...
And everybody was kung-fu fightin...
this video makes me want to kick verne troyer
Why? We all know he'd just kick your ass, sit you in the corner for being your usual attention-whorish self, and piss on your face.
i could accept that as long as mini-me goes flyin like that kid....and anyway stop bothering me or i'll tell
i think cruelhm has a thing for you, dik.. he's been following you around lately.
like a crazed kid with a crush...
yes
the mom started yelling at him and he just flip kicked her too.
Der getretene Wurm krümmt sich. So ist es klug. Er verringert damit die Wahrscheinlichkeit, von neuem getreten zu werden. In der Sprache der Moral: Demut.
English dude, please. You see anyone else speaking in toungues on this page??
wat zeg je?
Hey, WTF, where are the new videos? Goddamn this is bullshit!
must be yak hunting season, let the games begin
I'll have to get through the morning by shitting on a fat chick then running over her and taking a picture.
Yes, it's very annoying. I have some videos up today and I can't even see them.
go to the "most recent" button
Thanks. Why didn't I think of that? I was hoping the midget porn compilation I submitted would be on with the other midget clips, but alas, no. And I never submitted 10 seconds of darkness. Just so you know.
No. How about you go to the "most recent" button, asshole.
I went to the "most recent" button, asshole. That's why I said "thanks", asshole. And what's your fucking problem, asshole?
I thought you liked it when I talked dirty.
Only when I'm on top.
correct..on top of your mother..
Bitcho, don't be so angry. It's not my fault your mother was trampled to death by that group of donkeys coming to get their dick sucked by you.
Yes it is, you let them escape from your zoo-sex dungeon.
mmmmmmm zoo-sex dungeon
Shit, better register that domain name before someone rips me off...
Awwww he should of finished her off kinda reminds of me Teken
7.5, bad landing
Boo boo one the competition by jumpin on ol boys heel, and doing the back flip. (laughs)